Since I’ve had enough of America Unearthed, I thought I’d briefly share a weird claim I came across yesterday. I read about Roman history in my spare time because I love imperial Rome; I don’t get to talk about it much here, though, since alternative types don’t care much for trying to insert aliens into well-documented periods.

Anyway, I was reading about the fall of the Roman Empire and came across the weird claim that Classical civilization was destroyed by Muslims, a neat trick since the Classical world had faded away at least a century before Islam. In order to make this hypothesis work, John O’Neill claimed that Otto III, Holy Roman Emperor, had added 297 years to the calendar. By removing them, Muslims are suddenly at the gates of the Classical world, threatening Greco-Roman culture, and absolving Christians and barbarians alike of responsibility for the Dark Ages.

But O’Neill didn’t invent this weird idea. It was first proposed by Heribert Illig and Hans-Ulrich Niemitz to explain why the impact of Islam was felt in successive waves (political, economic, and social) rather than all at once. They proposed that Otto III and Pope Sylvester II purposely misdated the calendar in transitioning to the Anno Domini dating system in order to celebrate the Millennium 297 years early, and that Otto convinced his distant cousin, the Byzantine emperor Constantine VII, to rewrite all existing Byzantine history books to incorporate 297 phantom years. They then invented imaginary history to fill in the gap. Among that imaginary history was Charlemagne, who Illig and Niemitz proposed was a fictional character who never existed.

If this sounds familiar, it’s because Anatoly Fomenko proposed a modified form of this to pretend the Middle Ages never happened in order to promote Russo-centric history, with Russia as the legitimate successor of Rome. Jean Hardouin had similarly claimed in 1685 that all of Greco-Roman antiquity was a fraud created by the Church.

Obviously, there are immediate problems with this hypothesis, the same ones that dogged the Fomenko theory, as I discussed years ago: Where did the coins come from depicting rulers from the imaginary period? Why can we use dendrochronology (tree rings) to count the years of history with no missing period? Why do ancient and medieval records of astronomical events, such as eclipses, supernovas, and conjunctions, agree with the standard chronology but not the new one?

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Non-existent coin of the fictitious emperor Charlemagne, not minted around the fake year of 800 CE.
For example, how could Otto and Constantine have altered Babylonian star records not unearthed for another eight centuries? Nebuchadnezzar’s astronomical charts record a conjunction that occurred in his 37th regnal year, 568 BCE by our current calendar, as figured from the lengths of the Babylonian kings’ reigns, counted back from known points in history. (These points occurred before Otto’s “missing time” and are thus not affected by the proposed missing years.) If we were “missing” 297 years, all modern astronomical calculations would be wrong because they would count centuries of movements that had not happened and thus not agree with the Babylonian records. And yet the motions of the stars, projected back in time, perfectly align with the Babylonian records.

I’d never heard of this missing time theory; it’s apparently more popular in Germany, as it was originally proposed in German language publications. But it still amazes me how much people want the past to be different than it is.
 


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Robin Swope
02/04/2013 3:56pm

Never heard of these before. Great post!

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02/04/2013 9:59pm

Don't forget Velikovsky. He wanted to throw out several centuries of ancient history during and after the Egyptian New Kingdom. His successors have split over just how many centuries to throw out.

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Jon B
02/05/2013 7:02am

Having majored in History in college, I am eager for you to prove this theory to be true. I will then immediately demand a refund for the classes I took covering these fake years.

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02/05/2013 9:49pm

Fomenko, Velikovsky, and some others have this wonderful way of explaining these ghost centuries. Rather than say they're total fictions, they say the same period was duplicated. Fomenko has some wonderfully wacky graphs.

It works like this: find sequence of the lengths of reigns that are kind of, sort of the same--it doesn't matter if they're for the same office or even in the same country. In one you find a sequence that goes long reign, short reign, long reign, long reign medium reign. If you can find that sequence somewhere else, it proves they describe the same people. One of the examples he uses is of the dark age Popes and late Medieval Emperors of the Holy Roman Empire (Germany). Even though this must be one of his best examples--otherwise why would he use it--he has to resort to ridiculous gimmicks to make them match. Here's a medium reign Emperor that doesn't match the papal sequence. Don't worry, if we combine these three short reign Popes into one person, the sequence is preserved.

Since he's a mathematician, nothing else matters so long as he can preserve his pattern. It doesn't matter that we have tombs for both Emperors and Popes, or that almost every other detail of their biographies doesn't match, it's the only pattern that matters.

As far as your education goes, you shouldn't demand a refund for nonexistent centuries, you should be grateful for learning them twice as well though repetition. Besides, if you get rid of those classes, you won't have enough credit to graduate.

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Thane
02/05/2013 10:47pm

Well, I think we all know the reason there is missing time.....aliens.

Not just any aliens but obviously a MASSIVE FLEET of ALIEN OVERLORDS who had to alter time to mask their interference in the human history.

just saying....

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Thane
02/05/2013 10:54pm

Perhaps as some Ancient Alien Theorist believe....maybe...

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Christopher Randolph
02/06/2013 12:05am

This isn't going to be a popular comment. The fact is that Christians haven't had any problem claiming that a series of truly incredible things happened during - even geographically within - the Roman Empire. This would include the dead rising (I don't just mean Jesus, I mean a mass zombie-like rising as described in Matthew 27:52.)

You'd think maybe there'd be some passing mention of that sort of thing in Roman records.

As I get older I grow very pessimistic about humanity. People just want to believe all sorts of things and no amount of reasonable proof is going to sway the vast majority of people the vast majority of the time. A few centuries didn't exist? Sure, why not. Zombie-saints filling the streets, worthy of no more than passing mention in a highly literate culture? Sure, why not. Magical thinking is more instilled than proof-based thinking at a very young age.

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Jim
02/06/2013 11:55pm

They were only slightly dead, so they weren't actually zombies once they got better.

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nathan
03/18/2013 11:45am

I first heard of this theory (also referred to as "phantom time hypothesis") when looking for pictures of the wardenclyffe tower. i found myself on a flickr account for a graphic artist that led me to this print.

www.flickr.com/photos/michaelpaukner/493757409n/

Amazing how simply it sums up the concept while also pointing out the absurdity. You easily cross out the date and change it to whatever you like; history is fixed to your liking.

Appreciate the words and research, Jason, keep it up.

nathan

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