This blog post will review Ancient Aliens S06E23 “Faces of the Gods” (Special Edition) briefly and then Ancient Aliens S07E01 “The Reptilians” in a bit more depth. A separate post will review In Search of Aliens, but tomorrow. I can only take so much at once.
Faces of the Gods
The show looked at the Nazca culture from an early episode and asked why elongated skulls exist. We all know about head binding, which has existed for millennia and was still practiced in historic times. Even the old segment notes this. This leaves only the claim that skulls were bound in honor of the aliens, specifically the Greys, which is unprovable. Robert Schoch thought that the skulls were elongated to indicate greater mental powers, which implies an understanding of the brain as the seat of thought that did not necessarily exist in every ancient culture. (The Egyptians thought we think with our hearts, for example.) He also doesn’t believe that humans can come up with ideas independently; therefore, everything is connected somehow.
Nick Pope is seen in this episode from a clip from an early appearance. He’s reused here shortly after he claimed that the show was “borderline racist.” What does that make his participation?
After the break, we discuss the Lovelock “giants,” which I have written about before. As always, the claim is less than Ancient Aliens claims, particularly in the fact that there were no “red haired” Caucasian giants, and the actual skeletons excavated at the cave were normal sized. We see again the infamous clip in which David Childress compares a normal sized skull to a dental impression of teeth, not recognizing the jaw bones and gums are not the same thing. I’ve criticized this segment before. The show then discusses other giants, such as Goliath.
After another break, the show discusses whether angels are really aliens since they can fly. Funny how ancient aliens can float about in the air, but modern aliens need spaceships with doors and ramps. Angels, the show said, had jet packs. This segment was filmed before the show discovered antigravity conspiracy theories.
The next segment after the commercial takes up Dean Winchester’s mantra that “angels are dicks” and explains various conspiracy theories about why evil angel-demon-aliens like Lillith want to do us harm. To do this, we cover various gods who demanded human sacrifice and blood rituals. I was surprised to see David Skal show up to discuss one of these blood gods. Skal wrote The Monster Show (2001), a history of the horror genre founded on Freudian sex claims (werewolves as masturbation panic—hair palms—for example) that enraged me enough that I wrote Knowing Fear in response to it. The show decides vampires are aliens, too. It’s all in my review of the episode from which this came.
After the break, we talk about mermaids and fish people. One might think fish people from under the sea wouldn’t be associated with aliens from outer space, but you’d be wrong. You see, Poseidon was a horny fish alien, and fish people are his hybrid offspring. The show claims that the myth of Kronos vomiting forth the Olympians refers to the aliens (i.e. the Watchers) who had sex with human women (Genesis 6:4) being expelled from the starship Kronos, with Poseidon being among these Watchers. Go figure. The story of the Telchines, metallurgist sea creatures destroyed for misusing magic, is told most fully in Ovid, Metamorphoses 7 but can be found in many other sources, with the oldest allusion (though not by name) in Pindar in Olympian 7.
The show concludes by talking about fallen angels and djinn and discussing, in Tsoukalos’s words, the fact that good and evil “permeate the entire universe” in a Manichean dichotomy. Apparently our ethnocentric view of the world is shared by space aliens. Oh, and genies in bottles are really holograms.
As a result, I don’t feel it’s really worth the effort to discuss each new episode point for point as I have done in seasons past. It takes a long time, and with fewer people reading these reviews, it doesn’t make sense to devote so much effort. Instead, for this season, I’m going to try to summarize more and focus primarily on claims and material that I have not covered before in reviewing the series. If I do it right, it should mean shorter but sharper reviews. Of course, I tend to overdo everything, so chances are the reviews will still come out longer than I want. We’ll see.
Before we begin, I’ll point to an earlier essay I wrote about the history of the Reptilians to save myself the trouble of repeating material about how the claims originated in Victorian ideas about global serpent worship as filtered through Theosophy’s root races and Robert E. Howard’s pulp fiction. It’s worth noting at this point that episode S04E03 “The Greys” had a lengthy segment on the Reptilians, which the show at that point claimed were the hybrid offspring of Greys and dinosaurs. In both episodes we get David Icke himself opining on the lizard people. Funny how their control of the media fails to stop him from appearing on TV.
We open with a creature encounter story from South Carolina in 1988, which touched off a Lizard Man scare. This is probably just as credible as the Mothman scare and other similar claims. No Lizard Man or evidence of one (footprints, scales, bodies, etc.) were ever found. The show notes that similar stories have been told recently all over the world—not coincidentally after the rise of Reptilian mythology in UFO circles and science fiction.
Jason Martell and Giorgio Tsoukalos tell us that this is somehow connected to serpent gods like Quetzalcoatl and Medusa. The show does not care to distinguish between anthropoid lizards and giant snakes—or just plain snakes, frankly. They mix and match at will without establishing the criteria for declaring various snakes as “Reptilians.” Tsoukalos also falsely asserts that the snakes came from the sky when in fact most myths have them come up from the earth. The show claims that the Serpent of Genesis was a Reptilian alien, and the djinn are also asserted to be Reptilians although Islam considers them fiery spirits (Qur’an 15:27). The show’s experts are right that snakes were considered magical, but this is usually explained as deriving from the fact that snakes shed their skin and therefore appeared to rejuvenate themselves.
After the first break, we talk about G. Warren Shufelt, a hoaxer who claimed in 1934 to know the location of the lizard people’s underground city after talking to a Hopi elder. He convinced the city of Los Angeles to let him dig under the city for the lizards’ tunnels, finding nothing. Shufelt attributed the story to the wrong Native people, however. There is nothing in Hopi myth about Reptilians, as Brian Dunning found in trying (and failing) to locate the origin of the story. The story, as I reported, is first seen in a book about the Zuni, who explained their myth this way:
Men and creatures were more alike then than now. Our fathers were black, like the caves they came from; their skins were cold and scaly like those of mud creatures; their eyes were goggled like an owl’s; their ears were like those of cave bats; their feet were webbed like those of walkers in wet and soft places; they had tails, long or short, as they were old or young. Men crouched when they walked, or crawled along the ground like lizards. They feared to walk straight, but crouched as before time they had in their cave worlds, that they might not stumble or fall in the uncertain light.
Source: Katharine Berry Judson (ed.), Myths and Legends of California and the Old Southwest (Chicago: A. C. McClurg & Co., 1912), 24.
After the break, the show revisits its earlier discussion of aliens and dinosaurs from S04E10 and suggests that dinosaurs could have evolved into humanoids, all without leaving a trace in the fossil record for 65 million years. Nick Redfern even goes so far as to say that the Reptilians are not extraterrestrials! Then what are they doing on this show? The show wants us to believe that because dinosaurs evolved into birds, then they could also have evolved into humanoids. So why did the bird ancestors leave fossils but not the Reptilians? One suggestion given is that the Reptilians evolved on another planet from dinosaur samples taken from the earth. All of this crap was discussed in S04E10 “Aliens and Dinosaurs,” and I am disappointed that in the first episode of the seventh season, they are blatantly repurposing earlier material.
Jason Martell tells us that the Reptilians have an “agenda,” though he doesn’t say what it is, and the show goes to commercial asserting that human DNA could contain alien-reptile secrets.
After the break, the show examines human vestigial tails and, in what I guess is progress, accepts the idea of evolution. Humans and reptiles shared a common ancestor 320 million years ago, but the show more or less decides that genetic errors that lead to the occasional human with webbed fingers or scaly skin could have Reptilian ancestors. The show falsely claims Alexander the Great was sired by a dragon. That is not quite true; Alexander himself claimed his father was Zeus—not a snake. The dragon myth is a very late version from the Late Antique and medieval Alexander Romances. The point of all this is to get David Icke on screen to claim that royal families and superior bloodlines have hidden Reptilian blood. But this is more repeat material, this time from S04E03 “The Greys,” and the show does nothing with the claim. Apparently even Ancient Aliens shies away from claims of pure and impure bloodlines.
After the break, the show talks about the “reptilian brain,” the primitive part of our own brain, which is thematically connected to the Reptilians only in name. The show seems to want to situate the Reptilians—now long forgotten—millions of years in the past, but basically the show is pretty much just talking about reptiles at this point. There is an uncomfortable part where we hear from a woman whose name I missed that the reptilian brain would have men raping women for sex because, apparently, rape is an “instinct.” The narrator, ignoring this, asks if reptilian parts of our brain mean that there were Reptilians who had whole reptile brains. You see, the show seems to think that the “reptilian brain” is actually derived directly from reptiles and represents the cold, unemotional, evil nature of the Reptilians, or Rape-tilians, if we believe what we’ve heard tonight. David Icke asserts that this reptilian brain was “infused” into us by the Archons, Gnostic servants of the Demiurge, whom Icke says were Reptilian, though this is not at all clear from Gnostic texts where they are spiritual beings associated with the stars and the spheres.
We finish the hour with additional recent alien abduction stories featuring Reptilians. As Nick Redfern accidentally makes plain in describing the contactees as waking up in the middle of the night paralyzed while lizard people look at them, these encounters are almost certainly waking dreams during periods of sleep paralysis. I encountered this once myself. Many years ago I woke up paralyzed and saw a reptile-like “alien” crawling on me. But being somewhat less convinced of the reality of monsters than this crowd, I forced myself to touch the creature, which vanished. And then I woke up. It was a realistic dream, but a dream nonetheless, unless the alien had the courtesy of replacing the blankets I removed in the dream as it vanished.
Icke and Childress tell us that the Reptilians want to take over the world, but Redfern thinks we are cattle being farmed for their use. Tsoukalos doesn’t believe we are the Reptilians’ slaves and opposes claims of an evil Reptilian agenda, which is rather self-serving since Icke’s paranoid, dark version of events competes directly with the Tsoukalos-Von Däniken sunnier horny-alien hypothesis whereby the aliens are our friends, not our enemies. We are meant to worship the aliens and pay their high priests (i.e. ancient astronaut theorists), not fear the aliens! Who would pay money for that?