You wouldn’t know it from a Popular Science article deploying the familiar “archaeologists remain baffled” trope, but a recent analysis of a carved stone found in the Canadian wilderness in 2018 helps to bolster the case that the Kensington Runestone was part of a broader nineteenth-century trend of fake inscriptions. Deep in the woods, nearly 500 miles northwest of Ottawa, sits a slab of stone on which the Lord’s Prayer and an image of a boat are carved in Furthark runes, the oldest type of rune. The stone slab only became visible when a tree fell, exposing where it had long been hidden beneath dirt and trees after it was deliberately buried long ago.
An interdisciplinary team that included Henrik Williams—the Uppsala University runologist readers with a long memory will remember from his long-ago critiques of Scott Wolter—examined the runes and kept quiet for several years as analysis progressed to prevent incomplete or incorrect information from leaking. "We didn't want to release information publicly until we had done as much as we could at the time to understand exactly what it was," archaeologist Ryan Primrose told the CBC. The team determined that the runes were most likely carved by a Swedish member of the Hudson’s Bay Company in the early to middle nineteenth century, and the text—the Lord’s Prayer in Swedish—was copied from a version published in the later nineteenth century, derived from a 1611 original version. The text used a form of Furthark runes developed by Johannes Bureus in the 1600s, which Bureus had adapted for Swedish. (The original use of the alphabet in from the first millennium was not deciphered until 1865.) The team speculates that the stone may have been meant for a worship site for Swedish workers. The discovery is especially important because it provides direct evidence that Swedish-speaking immigrants carved runestones during the nineteenth century and deliberately buried them. This is exactly what skeptics have long believed was the origin of the Kensington Runestone. If the dating of the Canadian stone is correct, the carving of rune stones dates back half a century or more before the Kensington Runestone’s “discovery,” and coincides closely with the period in the 1830s and 1840s when Carl Christian Rafn set off a craze for Scandinavian history when he claimed in Antiquitates Amercanae (1831) that the Norse had colonized North America.
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The Secret of Secrets
6/18/2025 01:56:46 pm
Soon!
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Kent
6/18/2025 04:01:16 pm
Ryan Primrose? Primrose Lane, just a family on Primrose Lane, that old Dick Van Dyke show before he went to work at County General, a.k.a. "Our Lady of You Will be Murdered Here" Hospital with his stud cop son and Malibu beach house complete with telescope.
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Prospero45
6/20/2025 02:04:02 pm
Astonishingly, this is even worse than your usual uinfunny, impenetrable doggerel. Do you never read what you have written before you submit it? Just try reading your first two paragraphs, (I couldn't bear to read on so maybe it improved, though somehow I doubt it), do you think anyone could enjoy reading it or even understand a word of it?
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Yes, I craft my posts carefully, Restless Bitchface. Sorry you can't habla, your parents should have been honest and told you what "retarded" means. You're like someone who reads Cracked because Mad is too difficult. The sixth formers have had their distasteful way with you.
An Over-Educated Grunt
6/18/2025 06:57:19 pm
The Lord's Prayer? CLEARLY evidence that the Church had sent assassins after the Templars to suppress evidence of Templar goddess worship in the middle of the continent!
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Leif
6/20/2025 12:28:52 am
Curiously, a Viking sword was 'discovered' in 1930 in Beardmore, Ontario– 454 km west of Wawa (the site of the runestone described above). The sword is geniune, but was planted as part of a hoax.
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Anthony Greb (The real person)
6/20/2025 03:02:59 am
First off, Jason Colavito has allowed a poster to use the name of a real person. That being me. Used in the comments in the following post.
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Greb is my name, delusion is my game
6/21/2025 01:08:04 pm
No one is aware of a Runic Ogdoad, simply because one does not exist.
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Anthony Greb (The real person)
6/26/2025 12:53:44 pm
Quit using my name.
Kent Luthor
6/30/2025 12:45:50 pm
Ah, the Pusillanimous Pipsqueak checking in. Youths in ritual garb thrusting their pelvises forward, remnant of the Great Plains fertility cult, Father Sky and Mother Earth.
Anthony GRZZIGBGLIA (the mental patient known as "Day Ward")
6/30/2025 03:24:01 pm
The statements need to be removed because, I did not make them.
Anthoy Berg
6/30/2025 07:30:08 pm
A person who was able to function in society would produce a free or low cost website rather than poop-bomb someone else's website with "here, look at this link" nonsense. If shit on my shoe had feet you'd be the shit on those feet. You missed the one pixel.
Sherriff H. Scrotum
6/30/2025 07:20:06 pm
"I have been publicly demonstrating on Facebook"
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