I’m scheduled to appear this evening on a podcast called The Afternoon Commute at Hoaxbusterscall.com. I’m supposed to record the show at 6:30 PM ET (3:30 PM PT), though I’m not sure if it is broadcast live or only released as a recording. While the host represented himself as a skeptic, it appears from the website that the show has its fair share of unusual beliefs, ranging from the New World Order to moon landing conspiracies. This will be interesting...
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As many of you know, a broken monolith was uncovered in the waters off the coast of Sicily, and this massive piece of stone is believed to have been raised at least 9,350 years ago (though it is likely older), according to the scientists who discovered it. They speculate that the Mesolithic monolith might have served as a marker for sea-travelers in the Sicilian Channel since it is near what was then the sea coast. Naturally, this led to some bad reporting. It was bad enough that Discovery News mistakenly claimed that the stone was 3.2 feet tall, when it is in fact 12 meters (39 feet) tall, or that an Australian publication said it was carved from an outcropping “300” away, leaving out the “meters.” But then came the Atlantis crew—and just months after another claim for “Atlantean” metal off the Sicilian coast!
Today I’d like to talk about something that interested me as I was reading through medieval texts. It’s a little dry, so if you make it through, I’ll finish up with what I believe to be the only ancient text to record an “alien” anal probing. And yes, I found it before Ancient Aliens, because they don’t bother with primary source research anymore.
In his closing remarks as host of the Daily Show, Jon Stewart spoke about his overriding leitmotif, his concern that politicians and cable news were filling America with bullshit. His words were equally applicable to the bullshit spun by advertisers, hucksters, and most of what passes for cable TV, including Ancient Aliens: “Now the good news is this: Bullshitters have gotten pretty lazy. And their work is easily detected. And looking for it is kind of a pleasant way to pass the time, like an ‘I Spy’ of bullshit. So, I say to you tonight, friends: The best defense against bullshit is vigilance. So if you smell something, say something.”
We’ve seen many different variations of the Nephilim myth in fringe history—everything from fallen angels to aliens to Bigfoot—so it isn’t surprising that there’s also an Afrocentric interpretation of the Nephilim. This one comes to us from L. M. Leteane, a writer in Botswana who earlier this year claimed to have “uniquely” determined that the Minotaur is related to Yahweh through astrological and phony philological arguments about a presumed Mesopotamian origin for Hebrew and Greek myths. Leteane, in part 1 of a three-part series running on a Botswanan news website, tried tracing the origins of the Nephilim, and it led to some strange ideas.
Paul McGuire: Interdimensional Nephilim Cross-Breed with Humans to Create Satanic Robot Apocalypse8/6/2015 At first I thought I’d write today about an Egyptian hotelier who has modeled his hotel on the Osirion at Abydos in order to promote mystical “healing” properties he believes are inherent in the ancient temple. This is actually a medieval belief from the Islamic period, but what interested me is that the journalist covering the story wasted a chunk of space discussing ancient astronaut claims about the hieroglyphs at Abydos (the so-called “helicopter” glyph), and even the New Ager promoting “energy” realignments (and onetime friend of Dorothy Eady—Om Seti—who declared him Horus reborn) told her, with some upset, how stupid a claim that is: “No, no … that is not right,” he said, instead insisting, as Arab Egyptians have since the Middle Ages, that Egyptians were master magicians.
But then I read Paul McGuire’s August 3 piece on the Nephilim and the apocalypse. Guess who’s back again: That’s, right, it’s time for more Nephilim! Today’s Nephilim discussion comes to us courtesy of “medical intuitive” Dr. Rita Louise, a fringe radio personality who claims to be a naturopathic physician but describes herself in her official biography as spending most of her time appearing in various fringe outlets, ranging from Coast to Coast to Scotty Roberts’s Paradigm Symposium. She apparently believes that she is psychic, and she teaches distance learning courses in naturopathy for Westbrook University, an exclusively online college. She makes much of her money selling psychic consultations that she never quite says but heavily implies are designed to heal.
John R. Salverda Claims Europeans Are a Lost Tribe of Israel, Cites Greek Mythology as Proof8/4/2015 Regular readers know that I like myths and legends, and I’m interested in tracing their origins and connections across time and space. That’s one reason I was excited last night to discover as I was doing some more reading in the Akhbar al-zaman, an early medieval collection of legends about Egypt known to Arabic writers, that a section in Murtada ibn al-‘Afif’s Prodigies of Egypt describing the antediluvian construction of fortresses in Chaldea inscribed with scientific knowledge appears in that book as well, word for word. Murtada had attributed the legend—a close parallel to the myth of Surid and the pyramids—to an ancient, partially destroyed manuscript he had found. I was quite surprised to learn that the Akhbar was either this manuscript or shared a common source with it. Interestingly, since this material appears in the Akhbar in association with Christian chronographic material that appears to be a corrupt version of Anianus’ chronography, it suggests that the Surid pyramid story was modeled on this one.
Now that the August 1 embargo on discussing it has passed, I can share with you a book review that Invented Knowledge author Ronald Fritze of Athens State University ran in the American Library Association’s Choices journal about my book Foundations of Atlantis, Ancient Astronauts and Other Alternative Pasts (McFarland, 2015):
I’m pleased to announce that my paperback edition of Murtada ibn al-‘Afif’s Prodigies of Egypt is now available! The 170-page volume came out pretty well, and will make a great addition to anyone’s library of the unusual and esoteric. The book description and purchase link follow:
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