In Brief: Travis Taylor Speculates UFO Engines Run on Cow Blood

At a UFO convention last month, Secret of Skinwalker Ranch star and occasional U.S. government UFO investigator Travis Taylor attempted to tie together cattle mutilation, UFOs, and metamaterials in a grand speculative hypothesis about the real reason space monsters want to cut up our cows: "What if these aliens are using, somehow, the cow blood to make their engines go--work right?" he said in  a clip recently posted to X. Taylor speculates that aliens mutilate cows to lubricate their UFO engines with a topological insulator from bovine albumin serum for faster-than-light travel. Bovine albumin serum has indeed been investigated as a topological insulator, though it would seem to defy logic for aliens to require cows. Just imagine: After flying across millions of miles of space, through wormholes across the universe, the aliens need to top up on cow blood to make their rickety space jalopies go. Good thing there are cows on Earth, or they'd be in real trouble.