The All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office sent it to the Oak Ridge National Laboratory for testing in 2022. The report recently came back—yes, it took two years—and determined that the material was not able to function as a “terahertz waveguide,” and its isotopic composition was completely normal for Earth, not, as TTSA claimed, extraterrestrial. They could not identify a purpose for the uncommon composition of the earthly, heat-damaged fragment, but that’s probably because it never had a purpose. They suggest it is consistent with experiments of the time, without naming them. In short, it's probably a piece of scientific or industrial waste.
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Clete
7/13/2024 02:27:59 pm
Industrial waste having no real usage. Sounds a lot like the congress of the United States.
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Kent
7/13/2024 08:59:55 pm
It's like someone found a poop in an area where there were legends of grocery stores and called it food. Insert South Park reference to Martha Stewart. Shoutout to all the terahertz homies but everything, even "terahertz waveguides"(show me just one if they exist) emits terahertz radiation. It is notable for doing very little.
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Prospero45
7/17/2024 03:23:57 am
Jesus, I didn't think it was even possible, but your comments are becoming even more obtuse and tedious.
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Kent
7/19/2024 01:44:21 am
Becoming which and what now? As my Calc III (math for babies but I was grandfathered in) TA said to the smart guy in class "I'm not teaching you, I'm teaching them." Similarly, you may put your hand down now. Slowly. Rhythmically. Tiny Dancer.
doc rock
7/13/2024 10:16:52 pm
Aliens have the technology to travel to earth from a kajillion miles away without being detected and/or they have the capacity to come and go from another dimension at will or from their uber secret base in the hollow portion of earth. We are talking "beam me up Scotty" level of quick acting shit. They apparently place a high value on doing this without alerting humanity. So, one would think that they would either never crash, or, if they did they would have the capacity to clean up the evidence before the black choppers show up to collect things for the double ought top secret gubmint lab. Or it is supernatural, Samantha twitches her nose and makes something disappear, level stuff. Yet someone is always showing up waving what looks like stuff that you would find in the trash bin behind a high school shop class and want everyone to believe that it is recovered UFO wreckage?
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Spacemade Hot Cakes
7/14/2024 02:39:38 pm
Looks more like the buckwheat pancake allegedly made by an extraterrestrial. Hopefully I still own the book with a picture of the dude holding it up. The look on the man's face is priceless from what I recall. I'll have to dig through storage later today and find out.
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Hot Sex Spring Break Space Cakes
7/15/2024 04:46:04 pm
Did your stepson ever return your big hardcover book on Freemasonry and the stars that he used to clean pot on? What makes that a lie is pot hasn't required "cleaning" in quite a while and no one ever used books for it. The Whole Earth Catalog provided good toilet paper, in a pinch. The lying is the saddest thing about this case.
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Extraterrestrial House of Pantcakes
8/2/2024 12:15:56 am
Sorry to hear your Chia pet ran away, Again.
Robert J Furey
7/15/2024 09:46:26 pm
I thought that I read somewhere that the unusual bismuth/ magnesium structure was the result of a lead purifying process used in that area in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries. The process that was discontinued in the early 1920's.
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Kent
7/18/2024 01:07:15 pm
Relics. Provenance schmovenance. Put things in a box. Ipso facto auto relics. Picked up some crap? Put it in a box. Colors. Uh, I mean relics. Relics. For analysis. Later. Tomb of the Unknowns is the exact opposite, they explicitly say "We got no freakin' idea who it is". I hear Grant's Tomb is a prom night hotspot. And the question remains. And they question remains.
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