“I had someone come and brief me who was in a military uniform, worked for the United States Army, that was briefing me on the locations of hybrid breeding programs where captured aliens were breeding with humans to create some hybrid race that could engage in intergalactic communication,” Gaetz told Johnson. “An actual uniformed member of the United States Army briefed me on that.”
Gaetz said that he made no effort to verify the claim, which seems a bit odd if you believed the claims to be true and a serious national security issue. It’s doubly odd that he saved the revelation of a space alien breeding program for a podcast and did not use his own TV show or his former congressional platform to publicize it. Naturally, there is no evidence to support Gaetz’s assertion. Gaetz left Congress in 2024 when Donald Trump announced he would be nominated for attorney general. He declined the nomination and resigned from Congress under a cloud of allegations involving sex trafficking, statutory rape, and paying underage girls for sex. The Department of Justice did not press charges. He began hosting a talk show a few weeks later. Benny Johnson has been on quite the alien kick this week. Over the weekend his show made headlines when Vice President JD Vance claimed that UFOs are demons.
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Luke
4/1/2026 11:38:48 am
Why would aliens and humans need to breed to communicate? I'd make a cunning linguist joke. But instead I'll point out that I could and let that count.
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An Over-Educated Grunt
4/1/2026 12:24:06 pm
Only alien breeding program Gaetz is interested in involves transporting a minor across state lines for immoral or indecent purposes. Allegedly.
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Jim
4/1/2026 12:41:50 pm
This will become evident when alien Jesus busts out of Scott Wolter's chest on June 6.
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Paulus
4/1/2026 08:43:11 pm
Nothing to see here, please, move along.
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Joel Fischer
4/5/2026 08:28:35 pm
REPEATING MY EARLIER COMMENT: Gaetz is a certified loony. Don't give him space unless it is to make fun of him!
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