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Review of Ancient Aliens S12E01 "The Alien Hunters"

4/28/2017

26 Comments

 
​Welcome to the twelfth (!) season of Ancient Aliens, which at this point is less a TV show and more of a thought experiment in how a TV production crew of cockroaches might survive a nuclear holocaust that destroyed all facts, evidence, and reason. There isn’t much to say about this episode, “The Alien Hunters,” by way of preface, as it is as much as possible just more of the same. This episode hews away from the show’s title adjective in favor of its recent devolution into freshman dorm room bullshitting about anything vaguely related to space aliens. 
​Segment 1
The first segment discusses plans by scientists to survey the cosmos for signs of civilizations around other stars. Scientists have long believed it likely that life exists in other star systems, but that implies absolutely nothing about whether beings from those worlds came here, the claim that is the bread and butter of Ancient Aliens. Without any real connection to this opening, the show rehearses the early history of UFOs, starting in 1947 with Kenneth Arnold’s sighting, and from there they moved into other government investigations of flying saucers. While the show claims to rely on government documents to show that the government was involved in investigating Arnold’s sightings, but they tactfully refuse to acknowledge the results of the FBI’s investigation, namely that the flying saucer phenomenon was the result of mass hysteria born of science fiction publisher Ray Palmer’s efforts to link lights in the sky to Richard Shaver’s underground and spacefaring civilization. Those details I collected and published.
 
The show devotes a large amount of time to Air Force investigations and suggests a conspiracy and a coverup, but they omit the rather clear evidence that the FBI recorded that the Air Force encouraged the UFO mystery in order to obscure tests of secret aircraft and possibly Soviet spy missions. This explanation, which is the only plausible reading of the FBI’s files, neatly explains the entire “conspiracy” that Ancient Aliens suggests is located in the heart of the Air Force, but it goes unmentioned.
​Segment 2
The second segment talks about ancient astronomical abilities, particularly the advanced mathematics that the Babylonians used to trace the movements of Jupiter. The narrator scoffs at the idea that the Babylonians could understand math, particularly a precursor to calculus. However, the show is more interested in why ancient peoples cared about the movements of the sun, moon, stars, and planets. Giorgio Tsoukalos expresses wonder that there are “at least 10” ancient observatories that use stones to track the heavens. Why? he asks. The sky was the ancient world’s clock and calendar, but that answer isn’t enough for Tsoukalos, who says that building observatories is “innate in our soul” because it recalls our prehistoric connection to “the same” group of “extraterrestrials.”
 
A change in perspective will make clear the folly of the claim: Why are modern people so obsessed with tracking time, adding leap seconds and calculating minutes down to fractions of a second? Could it be because they were trying to reconnect with ancient time travelers? Of course not. Your wristwatch is not evidence of a cult worshiping time travelers, and their calendrical observatories imply nothing about visitors from the stars. The argument the show makes is illogical—or, rather, it is pathos masquerading as ethos, using the artistic elements of TV to gloss over failures of argumentation.
 
Same old, same old. 
​Segment 3
The third segment describes an alleged flying saucer sighting in Wisconsin in the 1930s, though it was not recorded until decades later. This was the sighting UFO researcher Coral Lorenzen had as a girl, and this alleged sighting inspired her to start an amateur UFO investigation group, APRO. It inspired later imitators like NICAP, MUFON, etc. NICAP’s founder was a former director of the CIA, and he advocated for scientific investigation of the phenomenon. The show makes much of the idea that the government refused to acknowledge that UFOs were alien spacecraft, but this is not the same as saying that there is no “UFO phenomenon,” strictly speaking. For example, Karl Shuker’s fanciful speculation in the 1990s that some UFOs were aerial jellyfish-like animals would offer an explanation that is both bizarre and beyond our current knowledge, but without recourse to space aliens. In other words, there are many ways to think about the issue beyond the false dichotomy of “alien” / nonexistent. Only by collapsing the question into a false dichotomy can Ancient Aliens spin a dark conspiracy out of midcentury Americans’ genuine curiosity about things they did not understand. The segment concludes by asking if space aliens buzzed the founders of UFO societies with their flying saucers in order to inspire them to found UFO societies decades later. Apparently they can plan decades ahead for useless trivialities but can’t be bothered to actually do anything useful by, say, beaming their genius-making rays into the minds of future presidential candidates.
​Segment 4
The fourth segment looks at instances where scientists briefly thought that anomalous radio signals might have come from space aliens. While this is an interesting subject in its own right, it has nothing to do with ancient astronauts. Seth Shostak of the SETI institute appeared on the show with Giorgio Tsoukalos, giving him a tour of radio telescopes. There is some rich irony here since Shostak, whom I met briefly years ago, disapproves of the ancient astronaut theory. In fact, he appeared before Congress in 2014 to blast Ancient Aliens, yet somehow the siren song of cable TV lured him back to the show once again (after appearances from 2012 to 2014), and in an enhanced role talking to Tsoukalos himself, whose ideas he once laughed at in front of Congress. What would possess him to lend himself to enhance the credibility of a man who embodies everything he claims to disapprove of when it comes to the search for aliens? We can only speculate.
 
After this, the show discusses the star whose light dimmed, prompting suggestions that an alien megastructure surrounded it. The show stops its research in 2015, apparently because in 2016 further research proposed that the actual reason for the dimming wasn’t aliens but the collision of the star with a planet. I talked about this the other day.
​Segment 5
The fifth segment discusses the elderly Paul Hellyer, the former Canadian defense minister who believes that Earth has been visited by many different species of space alien. The show has featured him before, and it declines once again to reveal the fact that Hellyer developed this conviction four decades after leaving office, when he became obsessed with a Peter Jennings UFO special on TV. The whole story is very sad, but the fact that his belief comes directly from a TV show—by his own admission!—is  enough to discount the claim that he has any special knowledge of space aliens.
 
Following this, the show reviews military plans for Project Horizon, a fanciful 1959 blueprint for a military base on the moon. The military never went further than a report on whether such a base might be possible, but the show instead spins a myth that such a base might really exist and that all of the plans were designed to guard against space aliens. Jason Martell suggests that the Cold War was a sham and that the U.S. and Russia have long worked together to create planetary defenses against aggressive UFOs. This sort of revisionist history would be laughable if (a) it didn’t involve waiving aside all of the deaths of the men and women who gave their lives in America’s proxy wars against Russia and in espionage against the same, and (b) it didn’t have unwelcome echoes of the Russian propaganda that keeps bubbling up in ancient astronaut claims, from 1950s and 1960s Soviet attempts to create support for the ancient astronaut theory to more recent Russian government support for a panoply of ancient astronaut and fringe history claims, all in the interest of delegitimizing Western cultural narratives.
​Segment 6
The final segment rhapsodizes about the scientific search for life on other planets and how you, too, can use your computer to help look for planets around other stars. But there remains a very difficult gulf to bridge between life on far distant worlds and the claim that such life visited our planet. The show doesn’t care to engage with this question but simply lets us assume that they must be able to do so, though no evidence or even calculations in support of such a claim were presented. Once again elision and emotion take the place of evidence. It is, in the end, just another episode of Ancient Aliens, but with 90% fewer ancient alien, and a lot more nebulous modern UFOs.
Finally, a reminder: My new blog schedule runs Tuesday to Saturday. This review counts as my Saturday post, and I will post again on Tuesday.
26 Comments
Only Me
4/29/2017 01:51:59 am

As Willie Nelson once told us, "Turn out the lights, the party's over."

On the plus side, writing these episode reviews must be easier than ever.

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Dubious f
4/30/2017 01:49:48 pm

Why write about them at all! Jason, if you really want some reprieve on the writing, stop wasting time on those nut jobs. It's the same crap, over and over again. You fell in the entertainment trap... And they know

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Jason Colavito link
4/30/2017 02:03:51 pm

You would be surprised how many people end up at one of my episode reviews after Googling something they saw on "Ancient Aliens." It's a service to those looking for information. Plus, it only takes me 63 minutes to produce the review since I write it in real time. It's easier than doing serious work, just like this show is easier to make than serious television.

BigNick
4/30/2017 07:29:42 pm

I actually found this blog by googling is America Unearthed bullshit

Tony
4/30/2017 08:07:00 pm

Blog Reader Rule #1: If you don't like the blog, write your own goshdarn blog.

Americanegro
4/30/2017 09:50:32 pm

I found this site by googling something like "is scott wolter a ginsoaked closet case" because that was my impression from watching America Unearthed. To my eyes he's got a rage in him, blue ruin and vitriol. My semiprofessional view is he seems wound pretty tight. And this site was top of the list. Looks like Google is in league with Academia and the Samsonite Institution.

Still check his site a couple times a week to read the nonsense in the comments section. Unlike Jason he updates infrequently, but when he does it's nonsense: Phoenicians, copper, [fraudulent] stones, [non-]Templar buildings, his [imaginary] expertise in runes and linguistics, etc.

DPBROKAW
4/30/2017 11:25:38 pm

I found this site by googling Ancient Aliens. Jason's site, unlike Wolter's, will post everything that is sent in so long as you don't post "hate/racial/slurs, and off topic". Wolter's picks and chooses what he will allow to post to his blog.
I've found that if you ask him any reasonable questions about his conclusions or methods he takes it as a personal attack and labels you a "troll". That's if he allows your text to be seen.
I've tried to ask him questions in the past and have never seen my texts come up in his blog, much less receive an answer from him.
I for one am glad that someone takes the time to bring to light some of the nonsense people are trying to pass off as scholarship.
There are actually quit a few sites out there trying to make people aware of how much pseudo/fringe nonsense is out there. But this site is done in a more professional manner than most with easy to understand language and references.

BigNick
4/30/2017 11:47:37 pm

Has anyone noticed how dismissive Wolter is in his comment section, especially to fringers with even a slightly different view from his? I swear he treats them worse than they claim we do here.

Shane Sullivan
5/1/2017 01:36:26 am

Looks like I'm the odd man out; I was reading an article about solar deities, encountered Müller's "solar myth", didn't know what that was, googled it, and found one of Jason's blog posts explaining why it was bullshit.

Joe Scales
5/1/2017 10:04:10 am

Wolter is a vacuous poseur who has reached such a level of imbecility that he has fallen for his own fabricated hype. Arguing with him is pointless.

Kathleen
5/1/2017 11:30:00 am

I found this blog after seeing the AE episode where the Roanoke expert "pissed" him off and he called his wife afterwards. I was dumbfounded to see a man who was trying to present himself as a scientist and a scholar have a toddler tantrum and call his mommy. I have learned a lot since coming here, especially to endeavor to pull my brain out of retirement.

Weatherwax
5/1/2017 11:49:38 am

I found this blog after hearing Jason on the Archaeological Fantasies podcast.

Joe Scales link
5/1/2017 01:18:04 pm

I got here via the ancient aliens debunked site:

http://ancientaliensdebunked.com/about/

Only then did I find the America Unearthed articles and Wolter's blog. The show I'd already dismissed as illogical fantasy having been able to stomach only one episode up to that point. Now I consider it comic gold; albeit in an entirely unintentional sense. Haven't seen the repeats on the air in some time however.

Uncler Ron
5/1/2017 04:36:15 pm

This blog was referenced in an Amazon review of "The Hooked X" by Wolter. I found it too late to save me from wasting eight bucks on that piece of crap, though.

Kathleen
5/1/2017 09:40:28 pm

Uncle Ron, you could mail Jason your book and ask him to get it signed by SW when he speaks in Albany on May 19. Then again, postage fees are throwing good money after bad.

Tony Po
4/29/2017 04:14:33 am

I use "Google Cosmos" to search for the next potential indocumentados. And for a whiter, fresher, and did I mention whiter psyche use "Conspiritor", now with 23% more CEIMBA (can't explain it must be aliens).

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Titus pullo
4/29/2017 09:39:04 am

I was waiting for SHADO. to make an apparence during segment five! The show just sort of thtows shit together now. I thought ancient aliens were anout. Ancient aliens. Hey where was Childress?

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Uncle Ron
4/29/2017 07:28:37 pm

In a practical sense the big brouhaha about "life on other planets" is a bit overblown, even though it would be one of the most important discoveries ever made. Scientists are currently looking for planets, orbiting other stars, that appear to be in the star's habitable zone (as we understand the parameters). Some are searching for atmospheric chemical signatures that MAY indicate organic (or technological) processes but there is no guarantee that those signatures definitely indicate life, or that the life is intelligent, much less, as you point out, capable of interstellar travel AND has visited li'l ol' us.

My hopes and dreams and a life-long love of science and science fiction aside, I don't believe we will EVER communicate with any alien entities. We may discover that they exist but we will never interact with them.

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Dr. Jones
4/29/2017 11:12:25 pm

Wishful thinking, Jason, in regards to genius making rays being used on future presidential candidates... If only that were the case, perhaps President Obama, would have had some comprehension of foreign affairs and the world would not be in such chaos and our nation in such potential danger.. North Korea continuing and progressing in their pursuit of nuclear weapons during his administration .. Nearly half a million dead in Syria after declaring a red line that he failed to enforce.. Russia trying to reform the Soviet Union following Obama's blithe dismissals of Romney's warnings... turning a blind eye to ISIS until the piles of dead bodies left in their wake could not be ignored.. to list some of his most egregious blunders

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Sacqueboutier
4/30/2017 11:02:29 am

Can't believe this is still on the air. What? No mention of the hollow earth theory?

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Shane Sullivan
4/30/2017 12:16:38 pm

I'm pretty sure they did talk about the hollow earth once.

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Shane Sullivan
4/30/2017 12:24:12 pm

Sorry, I just realized how vague that sounded. They didn't mention it in this episode, but previously; S08E06 "The Other Earth". Perhaps other times as well.

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B
5/1/2017 02:50:14 am

You have to ask yourself.

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Wim Van der Straeten
5/1/2017 10:47:52 am

"and from their they moved into other government investigations of flying saucers": "from there" (sorry, I'm a grammar nazi).

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Jason Colavito link
5/1/2017 09:10:09 pm

I fixed the mistake.

Churt
8/4/2017 06:26:22 pm

I've gotten to the point that many of these UFO and aliens shows are good to fall asleep on. So much is rehash and reruns that we ALSO see on ew tube..as if NEW. Idk why I bother when I have my own personal experience with alien fiction and possibly non fiction thereof. Just like X Files had suggested.. and that show also became a joke, but still entertaining. David Wilcock is in love with himself. " sad "

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