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Turkish Official Claims Göbekli Tepe Depicts Space Aliens

4/27/2022

The mayor of the town where the ancient site of Göbekli Tepe is located claimed that the temple complex's stylized carvings of human figures are so unusual that they may depict space aliens, according to the Hurriyet Daily News. Zeynel Abidin Beyazgül, the mayor of Şanlıurfa, said that the clothing worn by the T-shaped carvings resembled outfits he associated with space creatures.

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Avi Loeb Wants to Search the Pacific Ocean for Crashed Alien Tech

4/24/2022

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This week, Harvard astronomer and ufologist Avi Loeb published a piece in The Debrief claiming that a meteor that crashed into the Earth in 2014 could be a piece of alien technology and arguing that it should be recovered from the bottom of the ocean for study. The wild claim earned coverage in tabloids like the The Sun and the Daily Mail, but otherwise continues Loeb’s downward trajectory. Last year, he was a media darling whose thoughts on UFOs appeared in every major publication and across the TV news landscape and stood on the verge of having his status as America’s UFO arbiter enshrined by Congress in federal law. Now, he’s headlining looney ufology conferences, appearing at cryptocurrency events, and publishing on fringe websites while spouting ersatz philosophy about aliens saving us all.

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The Apocalyptic Fringe Theory Behind Tucker Carlson's Homoerotic Documentary

4/18/2022

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Note: This piece is cross-posted in my Substack newsletter.

This weekend, Fox News commentator and UFO aficionado Tucker Carlson posted previews for the new season of his Fox Nation streaming service documentary series Tucker Carlson Originals. This season’s episodes designed to appear to the prejudices and preferences of old white conservative men whose last new idea occurred to them in 1979 include one on why trans people regret changing their gender, one on the crisis of UFOs attacking and mutilating our cattle, and the one that received the most ridicule: “The End of Men,” a documentary alleging that male testosterone levels have declined steadily for decades, and men will cease to be masculine in our lifetimes unless conservatism restores their virility.

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Kit Green Says Supposed "UFO" Injuries Aren't Alien After All

4/13/2022

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Jack Brewer has a fascinating interview with ex-CIA employee Kit Green, the longtime paranormal enthusiast who worked with Hal Puthoff and Jacques Vallée on so-called “real-life X-Files.” Green is the author of one of the studies recently released by the Pentagon that sparked a tabloid frenzy with claims that the government had identified specific health effects from UFO encounters and alien abduction. Now, speaking with Brewer, Green makes clear that he did not find any evidence of space aliens, despite the claims made for his research. I’ll leave you to read the whole thing for yourself, but I will highlight a couple of key points, starting with Green saying “In my paper, I didn't think any of the stories were necessarily valid,” a rather shocking claim when writing a paper looking for evidence of anomalous health effects. Nevertheless, his conclusions stand at odds with Garry Nolan’s implications of interdimensional mind parasites infecting the brains of susceptible geniuses:

Over the course of the 75-minute conversation taking place by phone on April 6, Green unequivocally stated he believes human beings are responsible for producing the technology that ultimately injured patients in the cases he examined. I'd add that nowhere but UFO World would his position be considered controversial or outside the box, should such cases actually prove to be indicative of encounters with aerial vehicles as Green indicates he believes.

"All I'm saying is I don't need alien spacecraft from another dimension to explain the injuries. That's all I'm saying," Green added. Never once, in the last 15 years of examining the cases, has he had to invent an extraterrestrial or an esoteric device to account for the injuries.

"[...] I don't think it's a guy with slanty eyes from far, far away in his shape-shifting universe. I think these are human technologies. Sometimes, accidents that are occurring because instrumentation and deployment that has another purpose is approximating what it is as having an unintended consequence – that is a medical consequence – and that's happened in government technology centers and laboratories ever since technology was a tire that was put on a vehicle and it rolled away."

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Review of The UnXplained S04E03: "What Lies Below"

4/11/2022

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Normally I put an episode number here, but the show is listed as both S03E11 and S04E03. History appears to have started a new season last week, but production codes listed the new episodes as a continuation of season 3.

Since I am not a robot, I was not able to review the latest episode of The UnXplained this weekend, but it was certainly a doozy. I hadn’t expected the show to return to the well of lost prehistoric super-civilizations quite so quickly, but here we are again. I guess that explains why William Shatner has been so insistent on battling archaeological criticism on Twitter this past week with petty insults. This time, the Ancient Aliens remix hour in which Shatner presides over recycled material from Prometheus Entertainment’s other nonsense fake science shows goes hunting for lost continents and sunken civilizations. Not a word is spoken about the many hoaxes and frauds that undergird the show’s claims, and if you think anyone involved will so much as whisper that the modern versions of Atlantis, Lemuria, and Mu were born in racism and celebrated a white master race that civilized the world, you don’t know how propaganda works.

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Tabloids, Abductions, and Porn: New Documents Unveil Pentagon UFO "Research"

4/6/2022

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The Pentagon released a trove of documents related to the AAWSAP/AATIP program that famously hunted paranormal phenomena and UFOs at Skinwalker Ranch in the 2000s. Its official purpose was supposedly to investigate breakthrough aerospace technologies, though Bigelow Aerospace always intended the $22 million contracted for the initial research to probe the mysteries of interdimensional poltergeists and flying saucers to “reverse engineer” (though they used the term wrongly) new technologies from the seemingly magical properties they imagined for unseen sky specters.

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News Roundup: William Shatner Is Mad at Archaeologists, Nick Pope Says Will Smith's Slap Stopped an Alien Invasion, and Bryan Bender Finally Says I'm Right

4/5/2022

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It’s been a busy week in the world of the pseudoscientific fringe, so busy in fact that I don’t even have time to do more than mention that Graham Hancock has a new book out, Visionary, a revised and expanded “definitive” edition of his 2005 book Supernatural. Yesterday, William Shatner got upset because archaeologists and proponents of science took to Twitter to complain about the hogwash his The UnXplained offered as archaeology on Friday.

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Review of The UnXplained S03E08 "Mysterious Ancient Ruins"

4/1/2022

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William Shatner’s The UnXplained comes to us from the same brain trust that bring us Ancient Aliens, so I did not have much faith that its episode on ancient ruins would have much value. If the show isn’t quite Ancient Aliens, it is also something a bit more dangerous. Shatner personalizes its argument—claiming that it shows the world “through my eyes”—and because it lacks an obvious sci-fi angle, its pseudoscience and extreme nonsense take on an insidious air of mainstream consensus simply because the show presents even the wildest claims without dissenting opinion, without acknowledging (as even Ancient Aliens does) that mainstream scientists have different ideas, and without Ancient Aliens’ goofy lunacy, allowing it to pass lies off as not just respectable but self-evidently true. This episode was particularly dangerous in representing extreme and false historical claims as uncontroversial fact.

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Turkish Official Claims Göbekli Tepe Depicts Space Aliens

Avi Loeb Wants to Search the Pacific Ocean for Crashed Alien Tech

The Apocalyptic Fringe Theory Behind Tucker Carlson's Homoerotic Documentary

Kit Green Says Supposed "UFO" Injuries Aren't Alien After All

Review of The UnXplained S04E03: "What Lies Below"

Tabloids, Abductions, and Porn: New Documents Unveil Pentagon UFO "Research"

News Roundup: William Shatner Is Mad at Archaeologists, Nick Pope Says Will Smith's Slap Stopped an Alien Invasion, and Bryan Bender Finally Says I'm Right

Review of The UnXplained S03E08 "Mysterious Ancient Ruins"

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