The mayor of the town where the ancient site of Göbekli Tepe is located claimed that the temple complex's stylized carvings of human figures are so unusual that they may depict space aliens, according to the Hurriyet Daily News. Zeynel Abidin Beyazgül, the mayor of Şanlıurfa, said that the clothing worn by the T-shaped carvings resembled outfits he associated with space creatures. “The statues in Göbeklitepe depict something other than humans. They seem to be coming from somewhere else. They remind me of aliens,” Zeynel Abidin Beyazgül told daily Milliyet on April 25. The English is a bit awkward, but the mayor argued from old TV depictions of cave men that early people wore animal pelts like the Flintstones, so the very idea that the people of Göbekli Tepe wore clothing is impossible. The earliest woven textiles date back 36,000 years, nearly more than 20,000 years before Göbekli Tepe.
The mayor went on to repeat a common talking point from the Ancient Aliens TV show and fringe literature like the work of Graham Hancock, that the bags carried by the stylized beings are the same as purses seen on ancient statues worldwide and therefore are the work of space aliens or a lost civilization. Bags are, of course, a fairly obvious method of carrying objects from one place to another, so naturally only extraterrestrials or Atlanteans were genius enough to conceive of them.
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Shane Sullivan
4/27/2022 10:42:07 am
...And not for nothing, but I'm pretty sure an animal pelt can have a v-neck. Just look at Barney Rubble.
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Bob Jase
4/27/2022 11:02:06 am
And how many alien fashion shows has he attended?
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Brian
4/28/2022 08:49:09 am
Having worked in local government, I can state that mayors are in general probably not people to look to for scientific insights, to put it mildly. And from what I've read in world literature, that pretty much applies to mayors in other countries as well. If their politics remotely resemble ours, maybe this article was published because someone else is trying to become mayor?
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Doc rock
5/1/2022 06:02:55 am
A good way to remain mayor is to draw a lot of tourism dollars into the local economy. Ancient Aliens fan types have Visa Gold credit cards too. Maybe that is his play?
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Bezalel
4/28/2022 10:50:05 am
In this case, Hand-cock is the reasonable one, so let's get a few things straight:
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Clete
4/30/2022 01:48:38 pm
"Who were these people". The answer is simple. The images show that they were Walmart bargain shoppers who brought shopping bags with them.
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Jim
5/1/2022 12:09:28 pm
As well as showing the Walmart employees in their distinctive V neck uniforms.
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