The Conscious Life Expo is one of the leading gatherings New Agers in the United States. Earlier this month, 12,000 people came to listen to lectures on Reiki, tarot, astral projection and all manner of alternative spiritualities. It also draws a roster of cable TV conspiracy theorists, YouTube speculators, and professional New Age believers. Wandering the halls of the Los Angeles Airport Hilton, you will find members of the Ancient Aliens cast, Gaia TV personalities, etc. The Conscious Life Expo this year made quite clear that the UFO movement and its ancient astronaut appendage is inexorably intwined with a desperate search for God in a world where traditional religion has lost much of its power. According to a report in Vice, Ancient Aliens star Linda Moulton Howe claimed that investigating UFOs basically gave her a spiritual orgasm, and she added that secret U.S. government filed filled her with religious awe when she discovered that a “being was created by extraterrestrial biological entities” as a teacher of peace and love. After reading this, Howe said she was unable to vocalize the name of Jesus during her prayers. Instead, a voice came from the heavens and proclaimed to Howe that it made no difference whether Jesus was human or space alien. How very much like God’s announcement in Matthew 17:5, Mark 9:7, etc. to the disciples during the Transfiguration! Howe implies that her own transformation is akin to this spiritual awakening in the Gospels. This intimation of an alien space Jesus was a recurring theme at the expo. However, one of the most telling incidents came from Howe’s Ancient Aliens costar William Henry, who complained during a panel that the series did not sufficiently honor Jesus: Things had quickly gotten a little chaotic, in a good-natured way, and stayed there, with Howe and the other panelists genially talking over each other about reptilian species, light beings, the significance of ancient artifacts, and, ultimately, Jesus. ("I'm a Jesus freak," William Henry told the room. He's an "investigative mythologist" who has been a producer on Ancient Aliens. He was critical of the show for not mentioning Jesus more, given that Henry sees Him as central to the extraterrestrial phenomenon). The effort to bring Jesus into the fold as part of the space alien contingent is a departure from the traditional ancient astronaut theory. Though space Jesus was not unknown in the middle twentieth century, the leading lights of the first wave of ancient astronautics avoided touching the third rail of spirituality when crafting their theories. The once-Catholic Erich von Däniken, for example, explicitly exempted Jesus from the ancient astronaut theory and differentiated between the true God and God’s Son on the one hand and space aliens pretending to be gods or angels on the other. For the first authors of the genre, the space aliens were something separate from spirituality, a sort of false paganism that threatened to blinker humanity. That was the case both for the conservative writers like von Däniken as well as many of the socialist and communist writers on the subject. But that’s not how audiences took it. Readers in the 1960s and 1970s began to see in the aliens a reason to believe in old faiths, old texts, and alleged miracles once again. Consequently, authors of ET books responded, and the ancient astronaut theory has only grown more spiritual over time. We have all seen how Ancient Aliens all but begs its viewers to turn to aliens for salvation both in this life and the next. It is therefore with only a little irony that Howe also led a workshop at the Expo in which she repeated her frequent claim that space aliens have an ancient city buried under the ice of Antarctica and that a U.S. expedition explored its winding hallways, whose walls were covered in strange carvings. According to the promotional text: Since the early 1970s and deep ice-penetrating radar investigations, there have been U. S. military operations to explore different, large alien sites hidden from human civilization by all the ice, but allegedly still operating with energy, light and bizarre holographic projections that emerge from some deep tunnel walls. The star maps on some large doors allegedly link to interstellar trade throughout and beyond the Milky Way Galaxy. If all of this sounds familiar, well it’s because we’ve seen Howe discuss this on Ancient Aliens. But more to the point, as I have pointed out in the past, Howe’s alleged informants, “Spartan 1” and “Spartan 2,” are relating the plot of H. P. Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness, which has been imitated and remixed countless times since the 1930s when Lovecraft wrote it. The irony comes from the fact that Lovecraft drew on occultism and Theosophy to create a fictitious world where “spirituality” was merely cover for alien activities in an atheistic, materialist cosmos; and now UFO nuts are repurposing Lovecraft’s anti-spirituality as a new form of cosmic faith where the aliens aren’t just indifferent assholes mistaken for gods but actually serve as gods worthy of worship.
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Joe Scales
2/26/2020 10:08:55 am
"The Conscious Life Expo this year made quite clear that the UFO movement and its ancient astronaut appendage is inexorably intwined with a desperate search for God in a world where traditional religion has lost much of its power."
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Jim
2/26/2020 11:09:13 am
If telling religious people that their God is a space alien is " forging a "special relationship",,,, well, you go with that. LOL
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Joe Scales
2/26/2020 11:59:01 am
Some luck I've got... my cyber-stalker had to be mentally retarded.
Axel
2/26/2020 12:59:07 pm
Aliens are as much gods as we would be if we would travel to Mars and find primitive life there who would see humans as gods.
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Travelling to Mars
2/26/2020 02:40:31 pm
That's a very long time without nuptials. Are you set for it?
Axle
2/26/2020 09:22:00 pm
The spaceship will be supplied with a sufficient number of blow-up dolls.
TRAVELLING TO MARS
2/26/2020 11:34:27 pm
Best ask for astronaut who is a Bible-Punching Sexual Docile.
Bezalel
2/26/2020 11:28:05 pm
The ignorant left and the right
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Bezalel's Words of Wisdom
2/27/2020 01:59:15 pm
"BEZALEL
An Anonymous Nerd
2/27/2020 07:21:19 am
[Sounds like The Fringe is forging a "special relationship" with the Left... ]
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Joe Scales
2/27/2020 10:04:32 am
"The special relationship between the Fringe and the Right, on the other hand, has been well-established by Mr. Colavito and to a lesser degree myself -- including your own embrace of a wild conspiracy fantasy on these very pages."
Kent
2/27/2020 02:06:32 pm
Mr. Scales: Mr. Nerd is so pretty and so put upon! It is to say the least inconsiderate of you to write things that force him "to write many lines in reply."
Joe Scales
2/28/2020 10:58:05 am
A triple threat to boot, being not only the most pretentious and boring poster, but also gives the best impression of someone pretending to be educated. A brain powered by google, keystrokes by an imbecile. An imbecile who believes his opinions coloring his perspective are facts rather than partisan parroting. So stupid as to believe anyone who might dare challenge his moronic musings must be his political opposition. For simply pointing out his mangling of informal fallacies, believing them to be anything he disagrees with, you then join "The Fringe". This is the Anonymous Pretension. He who believes his politicians care for him, but yours don't.
Proof
2/26/2020 10:13:37 am
There's no archaeological evidence for a historical Jesus Christ. How they gonna prove Jesus Christ existed as a being with torso, limbs and limbs in the first place...
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spiritual orgasm
2/26/2020 10:31:20 am
There are those who cannot exist without a spiritual crutch
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Jesus as space alien before Daniken
2/26/2020 10:40:07 am
Brinsley le Poer Trench
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Jim
2/26/2020 10:52:51 am
“Spartan 1” and “Spartan 2,”
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Kent
2/26/2020 11:14:34 am
Jim.
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Jim
2/26/2020 11:31:12 am
Kent.
Kent
2/26/2020 02:20:21 pm
Jim. Now Wolter is a reliable source? Jim.
Jim
2/26/2020 02:42:37 pm
Kent. What part of " fake "Spartan Group" did you not understand ? Kent.
Debunking with 15 mins of research
2/26/2020 03:02:43 pm
Debunking Linda Moulton Howe's Spartan 1 Navy SEAL with 15 Minutes of Research
Kent
2/26/2020 03:29:25 pm
JIm. I'm saying he used the name of a real organization. That's all. He claims they catch criminals and are double-nought spies.
Jim
2/26/2020 04:03:56 pm
You have a real flair for the obvious.
Kent
2/26/2020 08:24:19 pm
If "Jim is an idiot" is obvious, color me guilty. Jim.
Not Kent
2/27/2020 12:38:23 am
@KENT
Emmy Award Winning Investigative Journalist
2/26/2020 02:51:18 pm
https://michaelsalla.com/2019/04/04/navy-insiders-confirm-multinational-ssp-with-bases-throughout-solar-system-beyond/
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Kent
2/26/2020 11:11:27 am
Howe's experience is every bit as valid as those of the Apostles at the Transfiguration.
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Transfiguration
2/26/2020 02:46:11 pm
Transfiguration was unknown to the Apostolic Fathers. The first Christians who wrote about it were Irenaeus of Lyons and Clement of Alexandria.
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No One Cares
2/26/2020 03:38:23 pm
Ignoring that because really, who gives a fuck about your nonsense, is it likely that a civilization capable of interstellar trade would need to engage in interstellar trade?
NO ONE CARES
2/26/2020 03:41:52 pm
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
Not Kent
2/26/2020 10:25:11 pm
"God as a space alien is basic SubGenius doctrine to the extent that SubGenius can be said to have doctrines."
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David Childress
2/26/2020 05:12:54 pm
My crystals are telling me to get the personal pan pizza at the food court, but my tarot reading said bacon double cheeseburger and my horoscope told me to avoid cheese altogether and eat nothing but deep fried Snickers bars. What should I do???
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Someone who obeys the policy about not using other peoples' names
2/26/2020 05:44:33 pm
Eat the pizza, cheeseburger to go, go home, insert the Snickers (you know you want to) and eat the burger while watching Matlock.
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David Childress
2/27/2020 12:03:59 pm
Are you coming on to me?
Bezalel's Words of Wisdom
2/27/2020 04:25:50 pm
You know you want it. See above.
Chris Aubeck
2/27/2020 07:10:39 am
The concept of “space Jesus” is centuries old. It was discussed in theological circles long before the ancient astronaut theory.
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Examples?
2/27/2020 07:40:53 am
Jesus on a cloud does not necessarily signify "space alien"
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Chris Aubeck
2/27/2020 09:02:26 am
Not Christ on a cloud ;-) Philosophers faced a real theological conundrum: if the universe is full of extraterrestrial beings, were they all Christians? The general consensus was that they were, because the opposite would be unthinkable: humanity would be alone in a universe dominated by sinners. There were four basic solutions, and then a more amusing 5th.
EXAMPLES ?
2/27/2020 11:00:09 am
Michael J. Crowe, The Extraterrestrial Life Debate, 1750-1900 (Cambridge University Press, 1986)
Chris Aubeck
2/27/2020 07:01:05 pm
If you have access to a good textbook like Crowe's, why do you ask for examples?
Examples ?
2/28/2020 01:41:04 am
Let's also not forget Steven J. Dick who's got another book coming out in 2020
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Jr. Time Lord
2/28/2020 06:06:15 am
People attempting to apply scientific explanations to literal interpretations of Astrology stories has lead to 90% of the bullshit this blog rails against. Geologists seem to account for the remaining 10%. Space Jesus is basically the "Borg" of celestial cycles. Not just the Sun. To start spelling it out...The ages of 12 and 30 have nothing to do with the stage in life of Jesus. 12 refers to the orbit of Jupiter and 30 to the orbit of Saturn. I've been just dropping hints.
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Kent
2/28/2020 11:04:50 am
"I've been just dropping hints."
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Jr. Time Lord
2/28/2020 06:41:43 pm
I'm not selling anything, pushing products, plugging other blogs, or preaching stone holes. Nor do I come here to complain about my own made up "Legion of Doom" called "The Fringe". I merely mention the astrology interpretation of whatever story is being twisted to sell books and TV shows. If that makes me a kook, so be it. I would rather be a kook than a colossal kent, any day.
Dropping hints
2/28/2020 06:17:12 pm
Be fine if some people here were a bit more educated in what they are interested in, and not make goofball conclusions that are unknown anywhere else in the world.
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3/8/2020 09:48:58 pm
This might interest you.
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