Graham Hancock Pulls Out of Cosmic Summit, Replaced by Scott Wolter

4/25/2023

[Update: George Howard said the dispute revolved around contract negotiations and concerns about payments and the ownership of the rights to material presented at the conference.]

In a surprise move, Graham Hancock pulled out of June’s Cosmic Summit, a meeting of catastrophists in support of the theory that a comet hit the Earth at the end of the last Ice Age and destroyed a high-tech lost civilization. Atlantis speculator Jimmy Corsetti, who was also scheduled to speak, also said he would not be attending. Corsetti claimed he had been “removed” against his will from the list of speakers, leaving the conference in chaos.

The conference cited “unforeseen circumstances” in announcing the change in program. Hancock posted online that “Serious concerns have been brought to my attention that have caused me to lose confidence in the fundamental philosophy and direction of this conference and I no longer feel able to participate.” Hancock did not indicate what these serious concerns were.

Randall Carlson, Martin Sweatman, and other members of Hancock’s circle of enthusiasts for the idea that a comet destroyed a lost Atlantis-like civilization are still scheduled to appear.

The Cosmic Summit required speakers to sign an NDA, which prevents them from providing additional details, Corsetti said in a tweet.

The Cosmic Summit, which is not affiliated with the Comet Research Group currently investigating the alleged comet impact, announced the changes to its lineup in an online post promoting a substitute headliner. Former television personality Scott Wolter will be replacing Hancock. Event organizer George Howard claimed that Wolter would be revealing “brand new, jaw-dropping evidence proving America’s past is far different than we have been led to believe.”

Wolter recently joined Carlson, Howard, and Ancient Aliens cast member William Henry for a panel discussion on the search for the Holy Grail at the Earth Origins V Conference in Sedona, Arizona. Howard invited Wolter to appear at the Cosmic Summit after discussing ancient mysteries with him at the April 21-23 “lost technologies and esoteric principle” conference.

The Cosmic Summit plans to address “the well-published Younger Dryas Impact Event, more recent cosmic impacts, a suspected lost civilization, clovis people, the black mat, megafaunal extinctions, Gobekli Tepe, forgotten ancient technologies, controversial archaeology, Atlantis, megalithic monument building, Egyptian Mysteries, and catastrophic geology.”

64 Comments

Joe Scales

4/26/2023 10:53:55 am

"Catastrophic geology" should be right up Wolter's alley. He's been practicing it for years...

Mother Flooder

4/26/2023 11:44:03 am

Hancock is likely afraid they will associate him with the entire "Mudflood" concept that has taken on a very bizarre life of its own. I bet Wolter has glommed right onto the mudflood idea and will likely make it seem if he was the one who thought of it. At least Hancock does not promote the Templar and Alien connection. Shame on those other presenters for having anything to do with Scott Wolter. It kind degrades their already shaky status.

Kent

4/26/2023 04:18:43 pm

"It kind degrades their already shaky status." That's a two-way street, innit? Just like butt probing, which often results in a mudflood. Check out Fassbinder's i/ Querelle /i which starred Brad Davis from i/ Midnight Express /i.

Someone should remind Mr. Hancock that pulling out is not reliable. When Wolter is your replacement it's hard to say who's
on the short end of the stick.

"It may choke Artie but it won't choke me." Sri Buckwheat Paṇḍita

Doc Rock

4/27/2023 01:04:18 pm

Hancock has cashed in on Templars and aliens in the past albeit as separate topics. He is starting to run low on proposed Atlantis sites and associated cataclysms after 20 odd years. Wouldn't surprise me to see him jump on some new and different revenue stream. Wouldn't leave Templars and aliens off the table at this point.

An Over-Educated Grunt

4/26/2023 04:49:46 pm

Meanwhile, History has started dropping clips from AU on Youtube with clickbait names, thereby drawing a whole new round of folks into Wolterstan. It's theirs to do with as they please and a smart move to monetize an otherwise dead property, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

Doc Rock

5/2/2023 11:43:24 am

It has been a long time since I had a sufficiently long enough Happy Hour to work up the motivation to suffer thru even a brief visit to SW's blog. I wonder if the new exposure is drawing any new suckers? The kind who actually agree with "This is how science is done" after an episode where SW essentially engages in the opposite of science.

An Over-Educated Grunt

5/4/2023 08:10:25 am

Let me save you the time.

Nihil novo.

Kent

5/4/2023 09:12:02 pm

Sure about that "- o"?

http://latindictionary.wikidot.com/adjective:novus

We come back tomorrow....

5/6/2023 01:42:11 pm

Joe Kent forgot to conclude his latest episode of nitpicking with an irrelevant quote from a 13th century Kurdish poet.

Kent

5/6/2023 08:14:30 pm

When you bill yourself as over-educated....

Nothing personal of course, OEG.

YOU, on the other hand seem to have an IdahoStabber-like fascination with me. Just don't murder me an we'll get along fine. At least I will, can't vouch for your mental state.

E.P. Grondine

4/29/2023 12:15:14 pm

Good morning, Jason - Thank you for this news. It does not affect myself and my colleagues.

As I've been studying recent impact for some 20 years, you need to get up to date. There is nothing "alleged" about the Holocene Start Impact Events, as both of them are well attested to by meltwater pulses and the gamma ray production seen in the 14C records.

They rank with the impact that killed off the dinosaurs. The problem is finding the craters from them, and my colleague Fletcher Wilson is busy at work on that. (If you have around $40,000, we could make some field trips.) These are topics for discussion ate the Geological Society o America meetings.

To conclude this short note, a collection of Native American memories of them that I have compiled is available over on academia.

Now on to the Great Atlantic Impact Tsunami of 1098 BCE.

The Great Swami

4/29/2023 02:21:54 pm

I predict Kent will prattle on about 7 foot tall Indians !

Carnac the magnificent

4/29/2023 04:03:12 pm

It’s been a while since he used Google Translate to copy and paste some random foreign phrase into a comment.

Kent

4/30/2023 02:26:24 pm

Yes, it's true that if I have to go outside Russian, Chinese, French, German, Tibetan, I will use the dreaded Google Translate. For the record I do not speak Thai nor do I know its 66 letter alphabet but I like the heck out of the food.

"KENT
5/18/2020 02:24:13 pm
Mr. Grondine:

If I governed my life by what you are interested in that would be a very sad state of affairs indeed. "Puerile" is the word that comes to mind when I recall your attempt to teach me to curse in Chinese and failing at even that. "Cao nimen" were your exact words. Plural pronoun! Quite fun! What you were trying for was 肏你媽 cào nǐ mā. Ed Asner and the cool kids were not impressed."

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/q-anon-david-wilcock-and-the-rise-of-a-new-right-wing-populist-religion

"E.P. GRONDINE
10/12/2019 10:42:58 am
Hi Kent -

"I found that Chinese got a lot harder in the 3rd year. There was no "cruise""

Great - Cao knee men!"

Am I multiple people? Because he's talking to me like I'm plural.

"E.P. GRONDINE
10/14/2019 10:55:47 am
Hi Kent -

I left out the instructions. "cao knee men" is a sign of progressiveness and forward thinking.

So the next time you are in your favorite Chinese restaurant, loudly greet your waiter with "cao knee men", and repeat as necessary. I'm sure he will enjoy it."

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/frank-joseph-and-the-conference-of-the-crystal-skull

The imbecility displayed by this tamade 他媽的 idiot is mind-boggling.

Kent

4/29/2023 10:35:23 pm

I think "prattle" is a little harsh. Based on the Big 7 Foot Tall Injun Lie, everything Mr. Grenadine says may be safely denied, discounted, ignored. Wrong in one, wrong in all.

But he's your goto guy for handcrafted leather sheaths for cheap disposable lighters. Somehow the idiocy gets a pass.

Chief Epstein of the New Jersey Osage Tribe

4/30/2023 09:47:53 am

"Somehow the idiocy gets a pass."

Irony 101.

The Great Swami

4/30/2023 12:06:50 pm

Kent to ,E.P. Grondine, (In his Americanegro days before he became old white man Kent.) :

"
Americanegro
1/27/2018 02:01:39 pm

Negro is our word, you don't get to use it Chief.

Sad, sad old man."

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/my-forthcoming-print-articles-plus-gaia-tv-makes-me-an-offer-i-can-refuse

Kent

5/5/2023 08:56:42 pm

Whoring for money from a let's just say, "open-minded" customer base is not a new thing. From 2008:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AWalam_Olum%2FArchive_1

"Without significant funding, a re-examination would be impossible for anyone to do;"

"Any definitive answer will be right expensive to come by, requiring many hours of working with the surviving materials on a manuscript and correspondence level."

Between 9/9/2008 and 10/3/2008 you whored *Man on Man Impact in the Americas* 17 times. An average of .7 times per day. On this one webpage.

I don't think you're a good steward of funding; you've already
testified that you traveled to copy David Cusick's 1826(?) book from microfilm in a university library when you could have just ordered it from Amazon.

Masochists can swap in 2 or 3 for the 1 at the end of the link above.

Paul

4/30/2023 10:10:31 am

So, Ernie P,
So, you assert there are impacts but there is no evidence of them.
No craters?
Impact ranks with the one that killed off dinosaurs?
No craters, no evidence…..
No peer reviewed publications by you or your buddy.
No craters, no evidence, no credibility.
Stories from folks that died out long ago.
No craters, no evidence, no credibility, fairy tales.
So, Ernie P, just delusional bullshit. The circuit for bic lighter coozies is just beginning, hope you have a good supply laid in.

Kent

4/30/2023 07:06:33 pm

Hmmm.

So other people think thoughts?

Easily available on Amazon yet an out of print "collectible"?

For sad old man fetishists, why not?

E.P. Grondine

5/2/2023 02:56:01 pm

Hi Paul -

Let's see:
1) mega fauna extinction
2) two meltwater pulses
3) two variations in 14C
4) multiple native accounts of impact

I am considering adding big buttons with IDIOT written on them in addition to the native themed bic lighter covers.

Paul

5/3/2023 12:26:39 am

Ernie P,
Assertion doesn’t make a thing so.

Here is a suggestion for you, wear every one of those IDIOT buttons you make for self advertising.

Maybe you should team up with Wolter, he will be looking for a new partner in a couple months.

In the meantime, assertion without data is commonly called bullshit.

E.P. Grondine

5/4/2023 03:17:50 pm

Hi Paul -

You are confusing assertions with facts. What I set out in that short list are all facts, and quite separate from me pointing them out to you.

Thankfully, the NEOcam will be up and operating within the next two years.

Paul

5/5/2023 01:46:54 pm

Let’s see…..
NEOcam does not have the least thing to do with your assertions.
Megafauna extinction? Tell that to the bison, elk, caribou, polar bears, every other specie of bear, deer, elephants, giraffes, hippos, and need the list continue?
Meltwater pulses? A cause or an effect?
Where is your cosmic ray/C14 data? Think you read too much Buck Rodgers when you were a kid.
Multiple native accounts- only in your twisted interpretation. How many are just distorted Judeo-Christian fabrications?
Btw, you told us who you associate with, dementia kinking into high gear?

Kent

5/5/2023 05:51:40 pm

"E.P. GRONDINE
5/4/2023 03:17:50 pm
Hi Paul -

You are confusing assertions with facts."

No, it's you who thinks that [your] assertions are facts.

Scouring E-Bay for that phone booth.

"Thankfully, the NEOcam [*Sic*] will be up and operating within the next two years."

NASA disagrees, they say June 2028. Do you know today's date and who the President is? And that it hasn't been called NEOCam [*Sic*] for years?

And it's going to be inward facing, whereas most asteroids and maybe 50% of approaching comets are outside the orbit of Mars.

E.P. Grondine

5/14/2023 08:36:36 am

Paul -

"assertion without data is bullshit"

Let's see. As I just gave you a short data list, and that is all hard data,one must assume that either you are either illiterate, severely retarded, just trying to waste my time, or providing me with yet another opportunity for exercise of my post stroke one hand typing.

As the saying goes "God must love idiots, or He would not have made so many of them". I am curious as to where you got that NEO Surveyor launch date from. The last heard Mainzer was in Tucson working on the sensor. Then should come integration and unit testing. Or is this date just something you made up?

Paul

5/14/2023 09:22:29 pm

Ernie P.
There is this thing called Google. You should try it sometime, and since I am not the one that pointed out the possible launch date, I will supply you with one source.
https://spacenews.com/nasa-confirms-neo-surveyor-for-2028-launch/
You talk about “hard data”. You must be a Scottie Wolter fan. If you have hard data, where the F is it? Just assertions, and weak ones at that, Or citing yourself, which is laughable.
The gods must love you, you don’t even know who you are talking to.
Better start beading faster, the circuit is fast approaching.

Kent

5/15/2023 10:30:38 am

"Age and stupidity weight heavily upon him, giving the impression of a doddering circus clown."

"I am curious as to where you got that NEO Surveyor launch date from."

That wasn't Paul, that was me, Mr. President. Still, Paul makes many good points.

Distance, hygiene, and self-respect prevented me from pulling it out of your ass like you did so I went for the next best thing: NASA itself.

https://spacenews.com/nasa-confirms-neo-surveyor-for-2028-launch/

At least you're calling the thing by its right name now. Baby steps. Baby food. I'm not a monster so I won't ask "What's next in this series?"

Kent

5/1/2023 06:47:47 am

"(If you have around $40,000, we could make some field trips.)"

You even suck at panhandling. I could spend $40,000 much better. There would definitely be prostitutes, drugs, travel, and quiet times of reflection as I aspired to be better in every way. And Baltic Amber. Not your bothering-people lifestyle.

You keep living out your 他媽的 nonsense. That's fine. There's nothing finer than the anticipation of you crossing the cosmic finish line.

E.P. Grondine

5/3/2023 12:14:11 pm

Still thinking only of your own pleasures.

Kent

5/3/2023 05:13:44 pm

E.P. GRONDINE
4/29/2023 12:15:14 pm
Good morning, Jason - Thank you for this news. It does not affect myself and my colleagues.

E.P. GRONDINE
5/3/2023 12:14:11 pm
Still thinking only of your own pleasures.
___________________________
Where are the Headless Monks when you need them?

E.P. Grondine

5/4/2023 03:13:49 pm

Kent, there will be multiple people who will remind you how good I was after I have passed on.

Kent

5/5/2023 04:00:20 pm

"E.P. GRONDINE
5/4/2023 03:13:49 pm
Kent, there will be multiple people who will remind you how good I was after I have passed on."

I look forward to that but where can one find a phone booth these days?

The correct answer of course is "On the rez".

They're waiting because the dead can't sue.

How does someone so full of himself buy clothes? "Hey Al, you're never gonna believe this!"

Jim

4/30/2023 01:52:48 pm

Info on the pullout twins from the organizer of Cosmic Summit :

https://cosmictusk.com/the-hancock-and-corsetti-affair-a-detailed-explanation/

Copy of the speakers contract:

https://cosmictusk.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Cosmic-Tusk-Cosmic-Summit-Release-and-Participation-Agreement-20221026-DRAFT-1.pdf

Kent

5/3/2023 01:15:14 pm

"The May 2nd deadline we sent to request refunds we sent to Ticket Holders was driven by our need to tell the hotel the next day how many people are coming, since they have to buy a lot of food.
If you have decided not come and have been refunded, please grace us by cancelling your hotel room since they can be used by others."

Hotels long ago figured out how not to get burned, and they have guests who will buy food. A hotel which cannot feed its guests would be a rare thing indeed.

Telling people who are not going to rent a room to cancel the reservation? Are you going to wipe them too? Something ain't right here.

Here's how hotel catering for meetings and conferences works. Everything not consumed stays with the hotel and non-perishables get resold and the organizer has already paid for it so the hotel is not out of pocket. That can of Bud Lite you just opened? The hotel has already never paid for it and sold it 20 times, it just wasn't opened until now.

The hotel will be just fine.

"Until I sold my business, I was a counterparty to more than 1000 complex, individual rural land contracts, not to mention hundreds of other specialized agreements"

Ah, a real estate agent! There may be good ones but my experience with real estate agents is they lie to live and live to lie.

Paul

4/30/2023 09:52:46 pm

Regarding this whole Comic Summit event, t’would be a cold day in Hades before I would consider donating $500 for a ticket for tripe such as that.There is plenty of crazy available everyday for free.
Wonder how long this Carlson-Howard-Wolter bromance will last. Wolter typically has a track record of six months or thereabouts, yes? Anyone for a pool? And this Ramsey deal, seems curious that Janet seems to be noticeably absent.
Ah well, guess we will just have to wait a bit to find out how Hancock feels getting the great cosmic tusk up the ol’ backside….
That is, IMHO, of course. Does shit rolling downhill pick up any moss?

Kent

5/1/2023 06:54:55 am

Remember his hot assistant/collaborater? Hailey, Hazy somebody?

Janet! Holla!

MacDuff

5/1/2023 01:36:34 pm

Hayley Ramsey. If I have the correct dingbat in mind she is the one that claims she was persecuted in her undergraduate program for attending a woo-centered conference. Perfectly plausible unless one understands that the average university department gives less than zero shits about how a 20 year old spends their weekends, Unless the student makes front page news marching in a Neo-Nazi parade or posts an instructional "How to Best Drown a Sack of Puppies" video on Youtube.

Hitching her wagon to an E-list pseudoarchaeology celebrity is the best career move that she could make. If booking adjoining hotel rooms with a shared door during her travels with SW is part of the package is an interesting question that a number of divorce attorneys in Minneapolis may be pondering at this point.

Joe Scales link

5/4/2023 01:36:50 pm

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you! That such rumor and innuendo would be allowed to run rampant on this blog. I mean... the poor girl only sent him a pic. That's all. Just one picture. Purely innocent.

https://twitter.com/hayleyaramsey/status/1626788882179321857/photo/1

Alphard

5/12/2023 01:34:47 am

Thanks for the link, Joe. My wife certainly wouldn't allow me go on tour or cruises with someone looking like this. Not without waking up dead and divorced first.

Joe Scales

5/16/2023 09:29:18 am

I suppose she had to do something to move ticket sales. I mean... who's attaching themselves to who here...

Joe Scales link

5/22/2023 12:31:21 pm

That she's a drinker is certainly a plus:

https://twitter.com/hayleyaramsey/status/1660397682291007492/photo/1

E.P. Grondine

5/1/2023 11:50:13 am

First off, the news -

https://cosmictusk.com/the-hancock-and-corsetti-affair-a-detailed-explanation/

E.P. Grondine

5/1/2023 11:52:15 am

second, a reminder. there was roughly 10 years between the Alvarezes' initial work and the location of the Chicxulub crater by an oil geologist.

E.P. Grondine

5/1/2023 11:59:11 am

third, this brings us to today.

We know from the meltwater pulses and the 14C anolmalies that there were 2 (TWO) separate impacts on the ice sheet. The Perigee Zero folks have elided the two, which is not surprising given that we are working at a depth of from 13.000 to 15,000 years or so.

Now if an of you have around $40,000, there are some possible astroblemes that Fletcher and myself would like to look at.

At least the Alvarezes worked in the days before the internet.

Paul

5/2/2023 12:00:22 am

The difference between you, Ernie P and the Alvarez father and son team, is so great, as there is no comparison. Maybe, if you were really had something, Walter A would get on your bandwagon. There is little chance of THAT happening, especially with your imaginary data. So, if you want $40,000 for your field trip, looks like you are back to beading lighter coozies. That is a lot of frigging lighter coozies. Maybe you can invoke an incantation and wake up some of those 7 foot tall folks to help……

E.P. Grondine

5/3/2023 12:19:03 pm

You have no (zero) idea who is on my bandwagon. Now moving on to my imaginary data, a short list was set out above. As far as the tall andaste goes, you have no idea of my relations with their descendants.

I think the sales of the" STUPID" buttons should be brisk, perhaps to those who know you well..

Paul

5/1/2023 02:06:34 pm

Here you can watch Wolter’s new crazy talking about the Cremona Document and how his garbage invalidates the Roman Catholic Church. The crazy reaches new highs, if that can be believed.
My money would be on Don Ruh with a hand by Ms. Muir wrote up that nonsense and Wolter is just too stoopid.
Save the money on the Comic Summit.
Be forewarned, the thing is very long, I only skimmed parts of it but had my fill for today.

https://t.co/dQYJSw2yld

Jim

5/1/2023 04:30:42 pm

For all you Scat Wolter fans here is almost two hours of mind numbing nonsense. Yes folks it's a complete Scat Wolter lecture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJf2yh1hXm4

I couldn't get past the 6 minute mark where he shows Don Ruh holding the base part of a common alcohol camping stove and claiming it is some sort of Templar thingamajig.
(You can see the wicking material in the brass holder used to fuel the outside ring burner in a alcohol stove. The burner assembly is of course missing from Scat's stove/Templar artifact.)

Watch from about the 3:30 minute mark on this video and you can see how the wicking material is used and what parts are missing on Wolter"s "Templar artifact".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AygqncTEXKY

Jim

5/4/2023 03:06:40 pm

Here is a paraphrased version of Whopper Wolter's nonsensical tale of the finding of part of The Lost Book of the 'Wars of the Lord'.
(Starts shortly after the first hour.)

A very bad man, a Hell's Angel, marries a recently widowed wife of a well known politician.
Bad Hell"s angel guy beats his new wife almost to death and with a few more Hell's Angels and one of their girlfriend kidnaps her 8 year old daughter,
These people bring the kidnapped 8 year old stepdaughter to a remote cabin, strip her naked and tie her to a tree so that she will die of exposure.
The Government decides not to bring in law enforcement but rather sends in Don Ruh and other operatives from Dan Spartan's Spies-R-Us agency.
The Spartinian spies set up various booby traps whist our hero Don Ruh sneaks up to the child and lets her know that she will soon be rescued.
Ruh sneaks back to the woods and sees Bad Hell"s angel guy come out of the cabin to slit the duct tape covering the girls mouth and give her some orange juice, he then pees on her.
When Bad Hell"s angel guy goes back into the cabin our hero Don picks the locks to untie the girl and absconds with her through the trees.
Our Hero (the illustrious 6'8" tall Don Ruh) accidentally drops the 8 year old girl whereupon she lets out a cry alerting Bad Hell"s angel guy and company who run willy nilly out into the woods.
One bad guy gets wacked with a Viet Cong style wooden spiked booby trap and bleeds out.
Another gets it from a sawed off shot gun.
A third and his girlfriend get blowed up a little bit from the booby trapped motorcycles, with the blowed up Hell's angel then becoming a preacher.
Bad Hell"s angel guy chases down our hero and the girl, points a gun at our hero Don Ruh, pulls the trigger and the gun goes click.
Bad Hell"s angel guy then promptly dies from a heart attack.
Out of gratitude the eight year old girl gifts our hero Don Ruh a gold mine her grandmother had found in upstate Vermont.
Our hero, Don Ruh and his buddy (Jackson) pull a million dollars worth of gold from the mine and then find a huge rock in the mine with (what else?) carvings on it.
Our hero (Don Ruh) and his imaginary friend Dr Jackson bring in equipment to move the rock and find a chamber behind.
What was in the chamber you ask ? Well it was part of The Lost Book of the 'Wars of the Lord' .
The bad news is that it was encrypted, the good news is that the imaginary Dan Spartan (who has been hiding out in an unknown Asian location) recently sent our Hero (Don Ruh) the encryption key (among other nonsensible crap) and then promptly died.

There you have it, this proves that the Goddess used aliens to attack God's enemies.

Paul

5/6/2023 12:23:42 am

And the hero Donny Ruh lives happily ever after in a trailer park making puzzle boxes and spending his fortune on lottery tickets and Scottie Wolter books whilst screwing over Diana Muir. Or something like that. Just don’t mention Bill Jackson’s name or Spartan goons will take you out.

Rock Knocker

5/3/2023 06:36:32 pm

Many of the comments above are FAR more enlightening than an attendance at the Cosmic Summit would be. This reminds me why I continue to follow Jason’s blog (of course the real reason is Jason’s input - but I do have to feed the trolls). Cheers.

Jim

5/12/2023 10:57:21 am

Pseudo historian Scott Wolter bucks the trend, apparently white European Norse were too dumb to figure out how to make longhouses, had to be shown by Native Americans.

https://twitter.com/seatomb/status/1656996172630749186

E.P. Grondine

5/14/2023 07:51:45 am

Some more background.

George Howard has no idea of commercial writing nor commercial videos. His background is in environmental work, and his obsession is.with the Carolina Bays. Thus he has no understanding of the world of a researcher and commercial author like Mr. Hancock, the newspaper reporter.

George should have reached a clear understanding on the conference videos. I hope his financial loss was to too great, and I am certain that many of Mr. Hancock's fans are disappointed.

E.P. Grondine

5/15/2023 11:25:46 am

https://spacenews.com/neo-surveyor-launch-delayed-despite-funding-boost/

Thanks for the heads up, Paul. As I have had a rather complete computer systems crash, I had no idea about this delay. It looks to me like it is past time to get that 2 years delay removed,

On the other hand, I did have the pleasure of meeting many members of the Mississippi Archaeological Association two weeks ago, and my site surveys in the Vicksburg area are yielding concrete results, despite two colleagues passing on.

It is "Eddie P.", and not "Ernie P.", but "E.P," works best, or simply "Ed".

Kent

5/17/2023 01:33:00 pm

"Thanks for the heads up, Paul. As I have had a rather complete computer systems crash, I had no idea about this delay."

"Thanks for the heads up, Paul. As facts are foreign territory to me I chose to say something that's untrue, using a computer that worked which I could have used to check the actual facts, but who has time for that? Not this powwow passaround! That's how I roll."

Fixed it for you.

It's not a "delay" you stupid idiot. NASA's actual date being different from your made-up date doesn't constitute a delay. It's just you being wrong.

Old K. Rusty Nutz

5/28/2023 10:38:17 am

Janet Pulled from Cosmic Wolter Marriage, Replaced by Child Bride.

Kent called it.

Jim

5/29/2023 08:11:31 pm

Wait for Wolter to claim the Goddess worshiping Templars practiced polygamy or were Mormons with multiple wives.

Instant Spokesman

6/1/2023 03:59:16 am

Pretty sure he just became the poster boy for little blue pills.

Joe Scales

5/30/2023 11:38:59 am

Don't worry. Janet's always had Alan Butler in reserve...

"Comic Gold"

6/1/2023 04:04:42 am

I haven't stopped laughing for over 10 minutes! Betcha his sweat lodge brothers are upset too.

Kent

6/1/2023 12:49:37 pm

"OLD K. RUSTY NUTZ
5/28/2023 10:38:17 am
Janet Pulled from Cosmic Wolter Marriage, Replaced by Child Bride.

Kent called it."

What's that old chestnut? A blind drunk squirrel tells the correct time twice a day? C'mon man! You know the thing!

It's math: a man is only as faithful as his options. And it works both ways. I was once on the receiving end of "I went to see old boyfriend Tony the ice-cream guy and took some acid and had a threeway with him and his girlfriend then came home and told my mother about it on Easter Sunday before church."

"Forget it Jack, it was the Nineties."

Oddly affirming. We continued to bang of course, because why not? The world is undiscovered country.

If true this is the most normal, understandable, and excusable thing about Wolter. That said, Janet? Holla!

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