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Graham Hancock Pulls Out of Cosmic Summit, Replaced by Scott Wolter

4/25/2023

103 Comments

 
[Update: George Howard said the dispute revolved around contract negotiations and concerns about payments and the ownership of the rights to material presented at the conference.]

​In a surprise move, Graham Hancock pulled out of June’s Cosmic Summit, a meeting of catastrophists in support of the theory that a comet hit the Earth at the end of the last Ice Age and destroyed a high-tech lost civilization. Atlantis speculator Jimmy Corsetti, who was also scheduled to speak, also said he would not be attending. Corsetti claimed he had been “removed” against his will from the list of speakers, leaving the conference in chaos. 
​The conference cited “unforeseen circumstances” in announcing the change in program. Hancock posted online that “Serious concerns have been brought to my attention that have caused me to lose confidence in the fundamental philosophy and direction of this conference and I no longer feel able to participate.” Hancock did not indicate what these serious concerns were.
 
Randall Carlson, Martin Sweatman, and other members of Hancock’s circle of enthusiasts for the idea that a comet destroyed a lost Atlantis-like civilization are still scheduled to appear.
 
The Cosmic Summit required speakers to sign an NDA, which prevents them from providing additional details, Corsetti said in a tweet.
 
The Cosmic Summit, which is not affiliated with the Comet Research Group currently investigating the alleged comet impact, announced the changes to its lineup in an online post promoting a substitute headliner. Former television personality Scott Wolter will be replacing Hancock. Event organizer George Howard claimed that Wolter would be revealing “brand new, jaw-dropping evidence proving America’s past is far different than we have been led to believe.”
 
Wolter recently joined Carlson, Howard, and Ancient Aliens cast member William Henry for a panel discussion on the search for the Holy Grail at the Earth Origins V Conference in Sedona, Arizona. Howard invited Wolter to appear at the Cosmic Summit after discussing ancient mysteries with him at the April 21-23 “lost technologies and esoteric principle” conference.
 
The Cosmic Summit plans to address “the well-published Younger Dryas Impact Event, more recent cosmic impacts, a suspected lost civilization, clovis people, the black mat, megafaunal extinctions, Gobekli Tepe, forgotten ancient technologies, controversial archaeology, Atlantis, megalithic monument building, Egyptian Mysteries, and catastrophic geology.” 
103 Comments
Joe Scales
4/26/2023 10:53:55 am

"Catastrophic geology" should be right up Wolter's alley. He's been practicing it for years...

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Mother Flooder
4/26/2023 11:44:03 am

Hancock is likely afraid they will associate him with the entire "Mudflood" concept that has taken on a very bizarre life of its own. I bet Wolter has glommed right onto the mudflood idea and will likely make it seem if he was the one who thought of it. At least Hancock does not promote the Templar and Alien connection. Shame on those other presenters for having anything to do with Scott Wolter. It kind degrades their already shaky status.

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Kent
4/26/2023 04:18:43 pm

"It kind degrades their already shaky status." That's a two-way street, innit? Just like butt probing, which often results in a mudflood. Check out Fassbinder's i/ Querelle /i which starred Brad Davis from i/ Midnight Express /i.

Someone should remind Mr. Hancock that pulling out is not reliable. When Wolter is your replacement it's hard to say who's
on the short end of the stick.

"It may choke Artie but it won't choke me." Sri Buckwheat Paṇḍita

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Doc Rock
4/27/2023 01:04:18 pm

Hancock has cashed in on Templars and aliens in the past albeit as separate topics. He is starting to run low on proposed Atlantis sites and associated cataclysms after 20 odd years. Wouldn't surprise me to see him jump on some new and different revenue stream. Wouldn't leave Templars and aliens off the table at this point.

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An Over-Educated Grunt
4/26/2023 04:49:46 pm

Meanwhile, History has started dropping clips from AU on Youtube with clickbait names, thereby drawing a whole new round of folks into Wolterstan. It's theirs to do with as they please and a smart move to monetize an otherwise dead property, but that doesn't mean I have to like it.

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Doc Rock
5/2/2023 11:43:24 am

It has been a long time since I had a sufficiently long enough Happy Hour to work up the motivation to suffer thru even a brief visit to SW's blog. I wonder if the new exposure is drawing any new suckers? The kind who actually agree with "This is how science is done" after an episode where SW essentially engages in the opposite of science.

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An Over-Educated Grunt
5/4/2023 08:10:25 am

Let me save you the time.

Nihil novo.

Kent
5/4/2023 09:12:02 pm

Sure about that "- o"?

http://latindictionary.wikidot.com/adjective:novus

We come back tomorrow....
5/6/2023 01:42:11 pm

Joe Kent forgot to conclude his latest episode of nitpicking with an irrelevant quote from a 13th century Kurdish poet.

Kent
5/6/2023 08:14:30 pm

When you bill yourself as over-educated....

Nothing personal of course, OEG.

YOU, on the other hand seem to have an IdahoStabber-like fascination with me. Just don't murder me an we'll get along fine. At least I will, can't vouch for your mental state.

E.P. Grondine
4/29/2023 12:15:14 pm

Good morning, Jason - Thank you for this news. It does not affect myself and my colleagues.

As I've been studying recent impact for some 20 years, you need to get up to date. There is nothing "alleged" about the Holocene Start Impact Events, as both of them are well attested to by meltwater pulses and the gamma ray production seen in the 14C records.

They rank with the impact that killed off the dinosaurs. The problem is finding the craters from them, and my colleague Fletcher Wilson is busy at work on that. (If you have around $40,000, we could make some field trips.) These are topics for discussion ate the Geological Society o America meetings.

To conclude this short note, a collection of Native American memories of them that I have compiled is available over on academia.

Now on to the Great Atlantic Impact Tsunami of 1098 BCE.

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The Great Swami
4/29/2023 02:21:54 pm

I predict Kent will prattle on about 7 foot tall Indians !

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Carnac the magnificent
4/29/2023 04:03:12 pm

It’s been a while since he used Google Translate to copy and paste some random foreign phrase into a comment.

Kent
4/30/2023 02:26:24 pm

Yes, it's true that if I have to go outside Russian, Chinese, French, German, Tibetan, I will use the dreaded Google Translate. For the record I do not speak Thai nor do I know its 66 letter alphabet but I like the heck out of the food.

"KENT
5/18/2020 02:24:13 pm
Mr. Grondine:

If I governed my life by what you are interested in that would be a very sad state of affairs indeed. "Puerile" is the word that comes to mind when I recall your attempt to teach me to curse in Chinese and failing at even that. "Cao nimen" were your exact words. Plural pronoun! Quite fun! What you were trying for was 肏你媽 cào nǐ mā. Ed Asner and the cool kids were not impressed."

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/q-anon-david-wilcock-and-the-rise-of-a-new-right-wing-populist-religion

"E.P. GRONDINE
10/12/2019 10:42:58 am
Hi Kent -

"I found that Chinese got a lot harder in the 3rd year. There was no "cruise""

Great - Cao knee men!"

Am I multiple people? Because he's talking to me like I'm plural.

"E.P. GRONDINE
10/14/2019 10:55:47 am
Hi Kent -

I left out the instructions. "cao knee men" is a sign of progressiveness and forward thinking.

So the next time you are in your favorite Chinese restaurant, loudly greet your waiter with "cao knee men", and repeat as necessary. I'm sure he will enjoy it."

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/frank-joseph-and-the-conference-of-the-crystal-skull

The imbecility displayed by this tamade 他媽的 idiot is mind-boggling.



Kent
4/29/2023 10:35:23 pm

I think "prattle" is a little harsh. Based on the Big 7 Foot Tall Injun Lie, everything Mr. Grenadine says may be safely denied, discounted, ignored. Wrong in one, wrong in all.

But he's your goto guy for handcrafted leather sheaths for cheap disposable lighters. Somehow the idiocy gets a pass.

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Chief Epstein of the New Jersey Osage Tribe
4/30/2023 09:47:53 am

"Somehow the idiocy gets a pass."

Irony 101.

The Great Swami
4/30/2023 12:06:50 pm

Kent to ,E.P. Grondine, (In his Americanegro days before he became old white man Kent.) :

"
Americanegro
1/27/2018 02:01:39 pm

Negro is our word, you don't get to use it Chief.

Sad, sad old man."

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/my-forthcoming-print-articles-plus-gaia-tv-makes-me-an-offer-i-can-refuse

Kent
5/5/2023 08:56:42 pm

Whoring for money from a let's just say, "open-minded" customer base is not a new thing. From 2008:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk%3AWalam_Olum%2FArchive_1

"Without significant funding, a re-examination would be impossible for anyone to do;"

"Any definitive answer will be right expensive to come by, requiring many hours of working with the surviving materials on a manuscript and correspondence level."

Between 9/9/2008 and 10/3/2008 you whored *Man on Man Impact in the Americas* 17 times. An average of .7 times per day. On this one webpage.

I don't think you're a good steward of funding; you've already
testified that you traveled to copy David Cusick's 1826(?) book from microfilm in a university library when you could have just ordered it from Amazon.

Masochists can swap in 2 or 3 for the 1 at the end of the link above.

Paul
4/30/2023 10:10:31 am

So, Ernie P,
So, you assert there are impacts but there is no evidence of them.
No craters?
Impact ranks with the one that killed off dinosaurs?
No craters, no evidence…..
No peer reviewed publications by you or your buddy.
No craters, no evidence, no credibility.
Stories from folks that died out long ago.
No craters, no evidence, no credibility, fairy tales.
So, Ernie P, just delusional bullshit. The circuit for bic lighter coozies is just beginning, hope you have a good supply laid in.

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Kent
4/30/2023 07:06:33 pm

Hmmm.

So other people think thoughts?

Easily available on Amazon yet an out of print "collectible"?

For sad old man fetishists, why not?

E.P. Grondine
5/2/2023 02:56:01 pm

Hi Paul -

Let's see:
1) mega fauna extinction
2) two meltwater pulses
3) two variations in 14C
4) multiple native accounts of impact

I am considering adding big buttons with IDIOT written on them in addition to the native themed bic lighter covers.

Paul
5/3/2023 12:26:39 am

Ernie P,
Assertion doesn’t make a thing so.

Here is a suggestion for you, wear every one of those IDIOT buttons you make for self advertising.

Maybe you should team up with Wolter, he will be looking for a new partner in a couple months.

In the meantime, assertion without data is commonly called bullshit.

E.P. Grondine
5/4/2023 03:17:50 pm

Hi Paul -

You are confusing assertions with facts. What I set out in that short list are all facts, and quite separate from me pointing them out to you.

Thankfully, the NEOcam will be up and operating within the next two years.

Paul
5/5/2023 01:46:54 pm

Let’s see…..
NEOcam does not have the least thing to do with your assertions.
Megafauna extinction? Tell that to the bison, elk, caribou, polar bears, every other specie of bear, deer, elephants, giraffes, hippos, and need the list continue?
Meltwater pulses? A cause or an effect?
Where is your cosmic ray/C14 data? Think you read too much Buck Rodgers when you were a kid.
Multiple native accounts- only in your twisted interpretation. How many are just distorted Judeo-Christian fabrications?
Btw, you told us who you associate with, dementia kinking into high gear?

Kent
5/5/2023 05:51:40 pm

"E.P. GRONDINE
5/4/2023 03:17:50 pm
Hi Paul -

You are confusing assertions with facts."

No, it's you who thinks that [your] assertions are facts.

Scouring E-Bay for that phone booth.

"Thankfully, the NEOcam [*Sic*] will be up and operating within the next two years."

NASA disagrees, they say June 2028. Do you know today's date and who the President is? And that it hasn't been called NEOCam [*Sic*] for years?

And it's going to be inward facing, whereas most asteroids and maybe 50% of approaching comets are outside the orbit of Mars.

E.P. Grondine
5/14/2023 08:36:36 am

Paul -

"assertion without data is bullshit"

Let's see. As I just gave you a short data list, and that is all hard data,one must assume that either you are either illiterate, severely retarded, just trying to waste my time, or providing me with yet another opportunity for exercise of my post stroke one hand typing.

As the saying goes "God must love idiots, or He would not have made so many of them". I am curious as to where you got that NEO Surveyor launch date from. The last heard Mainzer was in Tucson working on the sensor. Then should come integration and unit testing. Or is this date just something you made up?

Paul
5/14/2023 09:22:29 pm

Ernie P.
There is this thing called Google. You should try it sometime, and since I am not the one that pointed out the possible launch date, I will supply you with one source.
https://spacenews.com/nasa-confirms-neo-surveyor-for-2028-launch/
You talk about “hard data”. You must be a Scottie Wolter fan. If you have hard data, where the F is it? Just assertions, and weak ones at that, Or citing yourself, which is laughable.
The gods must love you, you don’t even know who you are talking to.
Better start beading faster, the circuit is fast approaching.

Kent
5/15/2023 10:30:38 am

"Age and stupidity weight heavily upon him, giving the impression of a doddering circus clown."

"I am curious as to where you got that NEO Surveyor launch date from."

That wasn't Paul, that was me, Mr. President. Still, Paul makes many good points.

Distance, hygiene, and self-respect prevented me from pulling it out of your ass like you did so I went for the next best thing: NASA itself.

https://spacenews.com/nasa-confirms-neo-surveyor-for-2028-launch/

At least you're calling the thing by its right name now. Baby steps. Baby food. I'm not a monster so I won't ask "What's next in this series?"

Kent
5/1/2023 06:47:47 am

"(If you have around $40,000, we could make some field trips.)"

You even suck at panhandling. I could spend $40,000 much better. There would definitely be prostitutes, drugs, travel, and quiet times of reflection as I aspired to be better in every way. And Baltic Amber. Not your bothering-people lifestyle.

You keep living out your 他媽的 nonsense. That's fine. There's nothing finer than the anticipation of you crossing the cosmic finish line.

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E.P. Grondine
5/3/2023 12:14:11 pm

Still thinking only of your own pleasures.

Kent
5/3/2023 05:13:44 pm

E.P. GRONDINE
4/29/2023 12:15:14 pm
Good morning, Jason - Thank you for this news. It does not affect myself and my colleagues.

E.P. GRONDINE
5/3/2023 12:14:11 pm
Still thinking only of your own pleasures.
___________________________
Where are the Headless Monks when you need them?

E.P. Grondine
5/4/2023 03:13:49 pm

Kent, there will be multiple people who will remind you how good I was after I have passed on.

Kent
5/5/2023 04:00:20 pm

"E.P. GRONDINE
5/4/2023 03:13:49 pm
Kent, there will be multiple people who will remind you how good I was after I have passed on."

I look forward to that but where can one find a phone booth these days?

The correct answer of course is "On the rez".

They're waiting because the dead can't sue.

How does someone so full of himself buy clothes? "Hey Al, you're never gonna believe this!"

Jim
4/30/2023 01:52:48 pm

Info on the pullout twins from the organizer of Cosmic Summit :

https://cosmictusk.com/the-hancock-and-corsetti-affair-a-detailed-explanation/

Copy of the speakers contract:

https://cosmictusk.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Cosmic-Tusk-Cosmic-Summit-Release-and-Participation-Agreement-20221026-DRAFT-1.pdf

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Kent
5/3/2023 01:15:14 pm

"The May 2nd deadline we sent to request refunds we sent to Ticket Holders was driven by our need to tell the hotel the next day how many people are coming, since they have to buy a lot of food.
If you have decided not come and have been refunded, please grace us by cancelling your hotel room since they can be used by others."

Hotels long ago figured out how not to get burned, and they have guests who will buy food. A hotel which cannot feed its guests would be a rare thing indeed.

Telling people who are not going to rent a room to cancel the reservation? Are you going to wipe them too? Something ain't right here.

Here's how hotel catering for meetings and conferences works. Everything not consumed stays with the hotel and non-perishables get resold and the organizer has already paid for it so the hotel is not out of pocket. That can of Bud Lite you just opened? The hotel has already never paid for it and sold it 20 times, it just wasn't opened until now.

The hotel will be just fine.

"Until I sold my business, I was a counterparty to more than 1000 complex, individual rural land contracts, not to mention hundreds of other specialized agreements"

Ah, a real estate agent! There may be good ones but my experience with real estate agents is they lie to live and live to lie.

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Paul
4/30/2023 09:52:46 pm

Regarding this whole Comic Summit event, t’would be a cold day in Hades before I would consider donating $500 for a ticket for tripe such as that.There is plenty of crazy available everyday for free.
Wonder how long this Carlson-Howard-Wolter bromance will last. Wolter typically has a track record of six months or thereabouts, yes? Anyone for a pool? And this Ramsey deal, seems curious that Janet seems to be noticeably absent.
Ah well, guess we will just have to wait a bit to find out how Hancock feels getting the great cosmic tusk up the ol’ backside….
That is, IMHO, of course. Does shit rolling downhill pick up any moss?

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Kent
5/1/2023 06:54:55 am

Remember his hot assistant/collaborater? Hailey, Hazy somebody?

Janet! Holla!

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MacDuff
5/1/2023 01:36:34 pm

Hayley Ramsey. If I have the correct dingbat in mind she is the one that claims she was persecuted in her undergraduate program for attending a woo-centered conference. Perfectly plausible unless one understands that the average university department gives less than zero shits about how a 20 year old spends their weekends, Unless the student makes front page news marching in a Neo-Nazi parade or posts an instructional "How to Best Drown a Sack of Puppies" video on Youtube.

Hitching her wagon to an E-list pseudoarchaeology celebrity is the best career move that she could make. If booking adjoining hotel rooms with a shared door during her travels with SW is part of the package is an interesting question that a number of divorce attorneys in Minneapolis may be pondering at this point.

Joe Scales link
5/4/2023 01:36:50 pm

I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you! That such rumor and innuendo would be allowed to run rampant on this blog. I mean... the poor girl only sent him a pic. That's all. Just one picture. Purely innocent.

https://twitter.com/hayleyaramsey/status/1626788882179321857/photo/1

Alphard
5/12/2023 01:34:47 am

Thanks for the link, Joe. My wife certainly wouldn't allow me go on tour or cruises with someone looking like this. Not without waking up dead and divorced first.

Joe Scales
5/16/2023 09:29:18 am

I suppose she had to do something to move ticket sales. I mean... who's attaching themselves to who here...

Joe Scales link
5/22/2023 12:31:21 pm

That she's a drinker is certainly a plus:

https://twitter.com/hayleyaramsey/status/1660397682291007492/photo/1

Pamela Electra
12/5/2023 02:04:28 am

Scott has just announced that he is in a relationship with Haley and it looks like she lives in Minnesota now. Wonder how his kids and ex wife are handling all this.....I am so disappointed with him.

E.P. Grondine
5/1/2023 11:50:13 am

First off, the news -

https://cosmictusk.com/the-hancock-and-corsetti-affair-a-detailed-explanation/

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E.P. Grondine
5/1/2023 11:52:15 am

second, a reminder. there was roughly 10 years between the Alvarezes' initial work and the location of the Chicxulub crater by an oil geologist.

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E.P. Grondine
5/1/2023 11:59:11 am

third, this brings us to today.

We know from the meltwater pulses and the 14C anolmalies that there were 2 (TWO) separate impacts on the ice sheet. The Perigee Zero folks have elided the two, which is not surprising given that we are working at a depth of from 13.000 to 15,000 years or so.

Now if an of you have around $40,000, there are some possible astroblemes that Fletcher and myself would like to look at.

At least the Alvarezes worked in the days before the internet.






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Paul
5/2/2023 12:00:22 am

The difference between you, Ernie P and the Alvarez father and son team, is so great, as there is no comparison. Maybe, if you were really had something, Walter A would get on your bandwagon. There is little chance of THAT happening, especially with your imaginary data. So, if you want $40,000 for your field trip, looks like you are back to beading lighter coozies. That is a lot of frigging lighter coozies. Maybe you can invoke an incantation and wake up some of those 7 foot tall folks to help……

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E.P. Grondine
5/3/2023 12:19:03 pm

You have no (zero) idea who is on my bandwagon. Now moving on to my imaginary data, a short list was set out above. As far as the tall andaste goes, you have no idea of my relations with their descendants.

I think the sales of the" STUPID" buttons should be brisk, perhaps to those who know you well..

Paul
5/1/2023 02:06:34 pm

Here you can watch Wolter’s new crazy talking about the Cremona Document and how his garbage invalidates the Roman Catholic Church. The crazy reaches new highs, if that can be believed.
My money would be on Don Ruh with a hand by Ms. Muir wrote up that nonsense and Wolter is just too stoopid.
Save the money on the Comic Summit.
Be forewarned, the thing is very long, I only skimmed parts of it but had my fill for today.

https://t.co/dQYJSw2yld

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Jim
5/1/2023 04:30:42 pm

For all you Scat Wolter fans here is almost two hours of mind numbing nonsense. Yes folks it's a complete Scat Wolter lecture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJf2yh1hXm4

I couldn't get past the 6 minute mark where he shows Don Ruh holding the base part of a common alcohol camping stove and claiming it is some sort of Templar thingamajig.
(You can see the wicking material in the brass holder used to fuel the outside ring burner in a alcohol stove. The burner assembly is of course missing from Scat's stove/Templar artifact.)

Watch from about the 3:30 minute mark on this video and you can see how the wicking material is used and what parts are missing on Wolter"s "Templar artifact".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AygqncTEXKY

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Jim
5/4/2023 03:06:40 pm

Here is a paraphrased version of Whopper Wolter's nonsensical tale of the finding of part of The Lost Book of the 'Wars of the Lord'.
(Starts shortly after the first hour.)

A very bad man, a Hell's Angel, marries a recently widowed wife of a well known politician.
Bad Hell"s angel guy beats his new wife almost to death and with a few more Hell's Angels and one of their girlfriend kidnaps her 8 year old daughter,
These people bring the kidnapped 8 year old stepdaughter to a remote cabin, strip her naked and tie her to a tree so that she will die of exposure.
The Government decides not to bring in law enforcement but rather sends in Don Ruh and other operatives from Dan Spartan's Spies-R-Us agency.
The Spartinian spies set up various booby traps whist our hero Don Ruh sneaks up to the child and lets her know that she will soon be rescued.
Ruh sneaks back to the woods and sees Bad Hell"s angel guy come out of the cabin to slit the duct tape covering the girls mouth and give her some orange juice, he then pees on her.
When Bad Hell"s angel guy goes back into the cabin our hero Don picks the locks to untie the girl and absconds with her through the trees.
Our Hero (the illustrious 6'8" tall Don Ruh) accidentally drops the 8 year old girl whereupon she lets out a cry alerting Bad Hell"s angel guy and company who run willy nilly out into the woods.
One bad guy gets wacked with a Viet Cong style wooden spiked booby trap and bleeds out.
Another gets it from a sawed off shot gun.
A third and his girlfriend get blowed up a little bit from the booby trapped motorcycles, with the blowed up Hell's angel then becoming a preacher.
Bad Hell"s angel guy chases down our hero and the girl, points a gun at our hero Don Ruh, pulls the trigger and the gun goes click.
Bad Hell"s angel guy then promptly dies from a heart attack.
Out of gratitude the eight year old girl gifts our hero Don Ruh a gold mine her grandmother had found in upstate Vermont.
Our hero, Don Ruh and his buddy (Jackson) pull a million dollars worth of gold from the mine and then find a huge rock in the mine with (what else?) carvings on it.
Our hero (Don Ruh) and his imaginary friend Dr Jackson bring in equipment to move the rock and find a chamber behind.
What was in the chamber you ask ? Well it was part of The Lost Book of the 'Wars of the Lord' .
The bad news is that it was encrypted, the good news is that the imaginary Dan Spartan (who has been hiding out in an unknown Asian location) recently sent our Hero (Don Ruh) the encryption key (among other nonsensible crap) and then promptly died.

There you have it, this proves that the Goddess used aliens to attack God's enemies.

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Paul
5/6/2023 12:23:42 am

And the hero Donny Ruh lives happily ever after in a trailer park making puzzle boxes and spending his fortune on lottery tickets and Scottie Wolter books whilst screwing over Diana Muir. Or something like that. Just don’t mention Bill Jackson’s name or Spartan goons will take you out.

Rock Knocker
5/3/2023 06:36:32 pm

Many of the comments above are FAR more enlightening than an attendance at the Cosmic Summit would be. This reminds me why I continue to follow Jason’s blog (of course the real reason is Jason’s input - but I do have to feed the trolls). Cheers.

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Jim
5/12/2023 10:57:21 am

Pseudo historian Scott Wolter bucks the trend, apparently white European Norse were too dumb to figure out how to make longhouses, had to be shown by Native Americans.

https://twitter.com/seatomb/status/1656996172630749186

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E.P. Grondine
5/14/2023 07:51:45 am

Some more background.

George Howard has no idea of commercial writing nor commercial videos. His background is in environmental work, and his obsession is.with the Carolina Bays. Thus he has no understanding of the world of a researcher and commercial author like Mr. Hancock, the newspaper reporter.

George should have reached a clear understanding on the conference videos. I hope his financial loss was to too great, and I am certain that many of Mr. Hancock's fans are disappointed.

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E.P. Grondine
5/15/2023 11:25:46 am

https://spacenews.com/neo-surveyor-launch-delayed-despite-funding-boost/

Thanks for the heads up, Paul. As I have had a rather complete computer systems crash, I had no idea about this delay. It looks to me like it is past time to get that 2 years delay removed,

On the other hand, I did have the pleasure of meeting many members of the Mississippi Archaeological Association two weeks ago, and my site surveys in the Vicksburg area are yielding concrete results, despite two colleagues passing on.

It is "Eddie P.", and not "Ernie P.", but "E.P," works best, or simply "Ed".

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Kent
5/17/2023 01:33:00 pm

"Thanks for the heads up, Paul. As I have had a rather complete computer systems crash, I had no idea about this delay."

"Thanks for the heads up, Paul. As facts are foreign territory to me I chose to say something that's untrue, using a computer that worked which I could have used to check the actual facts, but who has time for that? Not this powwow passaround! That's how I roll."

Fixed it for you.

It's not a "delay" you stupid idiot. NASA's actual date being different from your made-up date doesn't constitute a delay. It's just you being wrong.

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Old K. Rusty Nutz
5/28/2023 10:38:17 am

Janet Pulled from Cosmic Wolter Marriage, Replaced by Child Bride.

Kent called it.

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Jim
5/29/2023 08:11:31 pm

Wait for Wolter to claim the Goddess worshiping Templars practiced polygamy or were Mormons with multiple wives.

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Instant Spokesman
6/1/2023 03:59:16 am

Pretty sure he just became the poster boy for little blue pills.

Joe Scales
5/30/2023 11:38:59 am

Don't worry. Janet's always had Alan Butler in reserve...

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"Comic Gold"
6/1/2023 04:04:42 am

I haven't stopped laughing for over 10 minutes! Betcha his sweat lodge brothers are upset too.

Kent
6/1/2023 12:49:37 pm

"OLD K. RUSTY NUTZ
5/28/2023 10:38:17 am
Janet Pulled from Cosmic Wolter Marriage, Replaced by Child Bride.

Kent called it."

What's that old chestnut? A blind drunk squirrel tells the correct time twice a day? C'mon man! You know the thing!

It's math: a man is only as faithful as his options. And it works both ways. I was once on the receiving end of "I went to see old boyfriend Tony the ice-cream guy and took some acid and had a threeway with him and his girlfriend then came home and told my mother about it on Easter Sunday before church."

"Forget it Jack, it was the Nineties."

Oddly affirming. We continued to bang of course, because why not? The world is undiscovered country.

If true this is the most normal, understandable, and excusable thing about Wolter. That said, Janet? Holla!

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Title Suggestions
5/30/2023 03:12:28 am

Lady and the Gramp

Call of the Daughterwife

Sanford and GirlYoungerThanMySon

The HookedExpendables

Crustice League

The HookedX-Men staring Geezer Teaser

Grooming with Grandpa

Coming soon

Harold and Wolter go to White Castle for a Daughterwife

How to Score with any girl
Staring Weinstein, Epstein, Quaalude Cosby, and Wolter



Breaking Bank
Better Call Uhaul

starring Janet

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More Title Suggestions
6/1/2023 04:22:33 am

Desperate Daughterwives

3 Bedwettings and a Funeral

Runaway Daughterbride

Mrs. Goutfire

How To Train Your Daughterwife In 10 Days

Real Daughterwives of Wolteropolis

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Kent
6/2/2023 10:11:10 am

Men Who Stare at Girls

Travels With Charleyhorse

I Thought He Said "Hermetic"

Man and Impact in the Americas - The Search Continues

My Stepfather Molesting Me Was Actually Better - A Memoir of a Bad Decision

Does Every Woman Talk This Much? What Have I Done?

Journey to Seppuku - How I Screwed Up a Good Thing

Those Spartan Idiots Couldn't Handle a Simple Job and Now I Have to Pay Stupid Alimony! - The Templar Connection

Agates! I Got Agates! Agates For Sale!

Doc Rock
6/2/2023 12:52:50 pm

I figured the old trade up routine would occur back in the heyday of America Unearthed. But better later than never when it comes to carrying his shitty conduct into the marital realm.

Romancing the Kidney Stone

Perhaps more contributions later during happy hour when the creative juices among other things are flowing more freely..

MMC DayzdnConfoosed
6/2/2023 06:48:58 pm

"That's what I like about high school girls, man. I get older...They stay the same age."

I've heard of "Golddiggers". An Agatedigger is a New One.

Joe Scales says she's a "drinker". She'd have to be to enjoy the taste of old balls.

As far as titles go...

Missionary Impossible

Flop Gunn

Risky Bedness

Weird Pseudoscience

A Fish Called Wakanda

Squawspank Redemption

Game of No Crones

Antique Freakshow

Doc Rock
6/5/2023 08:14:39 pm

Minneapolis Buyers Club

V For Viagra

Lust Actually

Good Ones, Doc
6/8/2023 02:32:54 am

Enema At The Agate

Robopop ("I'd buy that for a dollar")

Stalerider

Interview with a Grampire



"Jackass" has already been taken


Old Fart
6/8/2023 04:12:44 pm

How to Collect a Social Security Death Benefit Before 25

Kent
6/8/2023 04:56:32 pm

"OLD FART
6/8/2023 04:12:44 pm
How to Collect a Social Security Death Benefit Before 25"

It's called going to college. It's quite a bit more than a SSDB and no one has to die.

Doc Rock
6/8/2023 09:28:41 pm

Minnesota Wolter and the Dial of Divorce

Raider of the Lost Erection

A Wench Too Far

The Penile Implant Bride

Young Cheesecutter
6/9/2023 03:39:11 pm

@Old Fart

Laughed so hard, I cried. Thanks!!!

Reminds me of some girls we were told about in school. Apparently a lot of 12 to 16 year old girls married civil war veterans. These women were still receiving military benefits from the civil war up until recently. When I say "recently" I'm referring to my lifetime.

Kent
6/12/2023 05:32:01 pm

"YOUNG CHEESECUTTER
6/9/2023 03:39:11 pm
@Old Fart

Laughed so hard, I cried. Thanks!!!

Reminds me of some girls we were told about in school. Apparently a lot of 12 to 16 year old girls married civil war veterans. These women were still receiving military benefits from the civil war up until recently. When I say "recently" I'm referring to my lifetime."

Let's say you were born in 1960, AARP eligible but not SSI eligible. So someone born in 1875 would be 85 years old in your lifetime.

Killing all those slaves and setting fire to the U.S. Napalm Islands was understandably thirsty and horny work. Who doesn't like to go into town on a Saturday night? Perhaps even go downtown? As Cybil Shepard reliably informs us, not Elvis.

Maybe some of those vets married relatives, even daughters in order to provide for them. And be able to have have sex with them over and over again in a hellish nightmare landscape of government payouts, terror and ATMs. Much like New York City.

Might want to look up Powder Monkey Anne. The Admiralty after a while got peeved at her longevity.

YCC
6/12/2023 11:09:23 pm

These 12 to 16 year old girls were marrying men in excess of 70 years old. At some point in time since the late seventies the last woman to be collecting benefits on such a deal from the Civil War passed away. She had lived to an extreme old age as well. I don't recall all the details but sounds very similar to the pseudo historian's deal with his young child bride.

Jim
6/3/2023 11:25:34 am

Apparently the Freemasons loves them some adultery as long as it's not with another Mason's wife or,as in Wolters case it must be kept secret ! Oops.

http://www.themasonictrowel.com/books/the_hidden_powe_behind_freemasonry/files/chapter_22.htm

" Instead of aiming at purifying the thoughts of a man's heart, Masonry aims to legalize the sin of lust and find accommodation for the indulgence of the individual within the framework of the Lodge. No wonder Freemasonry is so popular with so many men.
The essence of vice in the Masonic system is not in the indulgence itself, but in failing to keep it concealed from the profane (non-member). As long as the indulgence is concealed, to the Mason it is a virtue. It is a vice only to the Christians, whom they claim are too stupid to realize all the fun they are missing."

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Kent
6/3/2023 11:35:12 pm

I've found that 3 girlfriends is workable, as long as I'm dead.

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Kent
6/6/2023 12:57:01 am

Apparently Freemasons are timelocked in a bad 1990s era website template. Let your motto henceforward be "Crush, kill, destroy".

"Gallifrey Falls No More" my pale behind. Let's do the Time War the way it was meant to be: buddies doing watercolors of completely different scenes from memory.

In other news Apple Vision Pro can suck my balls.

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Questionable Integrity
6/8/2023 12:29:53 am

Apparently a masonic oath is taken more seriously than wedding vows.

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Best Title Yet
6/3/2023 09:46:23 pm

PopTart

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Joe Scales link
6/7/2023 12:17:00 pm

Nothing out of the ordinary with these two here.
Just looks like a doting grandfather. Very proud:

https://youtu.be/lt_p6MIGZvs?t=666

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Pseudohistorian Serenade
6/12/2023 10:59:32 pm

Do you think he sings George Michael's "Father Figure" to his Daughterwife?

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Kent
6/17/2023 03:16:31 pm

Your question itself raises disturbing questions about your cranking habits. Dude, just eeew. Do a GoFundMe, raise the tour money, travel Scotland or Skankland and git you some.

Jim
6/7/2023 04:33:49 pm

Hopefully she will take care of Scott in his advanced dotage.

Anyone want to spend five grand on a tour of Spain with guides that have never been and don't speak Spanish sigh up for the honeymoon tour.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fx-PCK0WYB0FcJP?format=jpg&name=large

Next up, tour of Templar sites in Fiji.

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A Few Good Swimmers
6/23/2023 10:51:10 am

"Hopefully she will take care of Scott in his advanced dotage."

Scott can change their baby's diapers while she changes his. They'll probably make it into a reality show. "Diaper Duty Cruises". The Travel Channel would likely carry it. Sponsored by Depends

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Jim
7/4/2023 10:43:51 am

Carl Feagans debunks the Kensington Ruin Stone:

https://ahotcupofjoe.net/2023/07/the-kensington-rune-stone-hoax/

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Kent
7/7/2023 04:53:36 pm

Thanks. A good article and not old as I initially supposed.

"A friend of mine" was kicked off of Mr. Feagans' discussion board for mentioning that Wolter and others call other people racist who are not racist. Mr. Feagans said "I won't tolerate racism here so you're gone!"

Because talking about false accusations of racism is racist, don'tcha know.

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Repeating deja vu
7/9/2023 07:33:59 pm

"Thanks. A good article and not old as I initially supposed."

Might as well be old. Absolutely nothing new in the article. Just repeating the same crap that's been repeated for over 100 years. Feagans is getting sloppy. He used to have extremely interesting articles. Two out of his latest three posts are just clickbait for YouTube videos.

Kent
7/11/2023 04:40:51 pm

You say so, as Tom Clancy used to have his characters say.

My takeaway from this article in addition to the usual implicit "Scott Wolter is a dick" was the 1362/1862 thing. If you leave the loop off of the pentadic number 8, you get a 3. Could it have been a carving typo booboo? Is the stone just a hoax or a hoax clumsily executed?

Jim
7/9/2023 09:56:51 pm

Good Lord !

"Orkney Unearthed"

https://scontent.fyxe2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/357794643_652678340227202_6894571302631521631_n.jpg?_nc_cat=107&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=8bfeb9&_nc_ohc=atEi9j1US4QAX8Lj8fQ&_nc_ht=scontent.fyxe2-1.fna&oh=00_AfDLB_86BTpDhOYvoD0jix-GPcpawmT27Yti7-1qCEZUzQ&oe=64B0BF28

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Jim
7/13/2023 02:37:38 pm

Newest book by Wacko Wolter:

https://www.amazon.com/Island-Knights-Templar-Holy-Grail/dp/1682011526

Where you can find out about the Holy Grail in America,,,,,

Or,,,, go with Wacky Wolter to Scotland and search for the holy grail there,,,,

https://www.facebook.com/hookedx/posts/pfbid02F83LtFftYZTdVyvAFQddgihXCBxw8qP5TDSN8dAVNFrSC24YZmaL93u6okYx7Aiwl?__cft__[0]=AZVFsGon2J5zbCueI8OtPUy2-Le5qvVTBoV3ba5e7dnv_auuAgZ0dDVEs0n_UNBk8hEKGScKAA8ezfWU-zIM5J5Dgi-fVzwyLC_4ZVk-0N28a-yDMZLXBGYwlftif5wup08Gf7XAXyC7DC1vnT5Bvf1V_YRpJH9Ze8ks-UJ8u5wIh4FqOa7qmRBkn-bIYOp3Llx_XrcXqv9JHiMRVLb9AlqC&__tn__=%2CO%2CP-R

Or,,,,, Find out about the Holy Grail in America again,,,,

https://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/review-of-america-unearthed-s01e13-hunt-for-the-holy-grail

I can't keep track,, didn't Wacky say the Holy Grail was hidden in a cave in Montana ?

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Sick Burn, Bro
7/29/2023 01:54:00 pm

Did you see where Kent created a fake Anthony Warren account to poke at Scott and his daughter wife? Absolutely hysterical. Wolter took it down after a couple of days. Kent must have much more time to spare than myself.

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Jim
7/31/2023 09:16:59 am

Comrade Wolter drops another crazy interview.
I checked in at about the 20 minute mark and only listened to three or four minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4k_MKSdF4

Wacky goes all graham hancock and tells of pre younger dryas civilizations, talks about great weather upheavels during said younger dryas period. "mile wide" lightning bolts....
Wacky doesn't specifically claim anything anymore it seems, it's all Trumpy with "many people say" or "some have said" etc.
Latest about his multiple Arcs of the Covenants (yes he pluralizes both words) is that they were power sources that were used to power the pyramids.
The pyramids you see, were communication devices apparently used to talk to aliens,,,,,,

His vehicle of bullshit this time is ALLATRA TV International,
This a a coo-coo crazy religious oriented network based in Eastern Europe with ties to Russian propaganda,

https://cs-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/AllatRa?_x_tr_sl=cs&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

"AllatRa is a new religious movement , sometimes considered occult, [1] a sect [2] based in Ukraine and also active in Russia, a number of European (primarily Slavic) countries, and the USA. [3] It is positioned as a public union outside of politics and outside of religion. Over time, in the course of 2022, it transformed into the so-called Creative Society . [4]"

https://cs-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/Tvo%C5%99iv%C3%A1_spole%C4%8Dnost?_x_tr_sl=cs&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc

"Creative Society,,,,,,,,,However, they are known for spreading pseudoscientific disinformation and conspiracy theories about extraterrestrials and secret powerful elites who sacrifice children,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, [1] The movement's ideology is catastrophic millennialism . [3] There are suspicions of connection to the movement, or AllatRa, to pro-Russian forces; followers of the movement allegedly believe ina messianic figure named Nomo, whose description strongly resembles Russian President Vladimir Putin .

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Give it a Rest
7/31/2023 04:09:35 pm

You're giving his wackyness way too much credit and attention. Are you not paying attention to Facebook? He is self-destructing quite nicely on his own. With the help of his wine glass toting youngin of course. She posts some bizarre stuff!

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Jim
8/25/2023 08:29:30 pm

Wacky Wolter on Coast to Coast radio. (20 minute condensed version) 8/22/23

https://www.whio.com/station/shows/coasttocoastam/

-9 min. mark,,,A Native American told him about their origin story, coming out of caves in the Grand Canyon and how they knew about the Egyptians in the Grand Canyon.
.
-Now the founding fathers were biologically descended from Templars.

-America was the Templar's New Jerusalem and "New Atlantis". (Here we go!)

-Near the end he makes a public appeal to Rabbi Mark Sameth (author of "The Name: A History of the Dual-Gendered Hebrew Name for God") where he begs the good Rabbi to stop with the ignoring and please contact him.

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Jim
9/10/2023 11:09:03 am

Whopper Wolter is at it again:
Here is his latest presentation from the "Cosmic Summit 2023"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKa0HN9Mor0

ouch,,,, 1 hour 40 minutes

I just can't listen to this crap anymore, I skipped through it a little to note shortly after the 18 minute mark he lies his way through his tombstone comparison study.
Rewriting history, he has changed the find story of the KRS to say that it was discovered partially exposed and partially buried.
New BS for his tombstone studies included now claiming that he took samples from both above ground and samples from below ground. It has long been a bone of contention that his claims of the tombstone samples (of which none were taken below the frozen ground surface) and the KRS (which had previously always been claimed to have been found BELOW the surface) were not a reasonable comparison one being buried, and the other not.
He has lied his way into an untrue apples to apples comparison.

That's about all I got other than him claiming that he has peer reviews from numerous geologists, and that all geologists agree with his crap and that all others (archaeologists, anthropologists etc.) disagree with his nonsense.

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Jim
10/23/2023 12:01:57 pm

Wacky Wolter's new book:

https://www.amazon.ca/Island-Knights-Templar-Holy-Grail/dp/1682011526/ref=sr_1_1?hvadid=599358739081&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9001263&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=8700437209982537167&hvtargid=kwd-301478272219&hydadcr=10106_13523231&keywords=scott+wolter&qid=1698076595&s=books&sr=1-1

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Tear Him Up, Jim
12/12/2023 05:18:06 pm

Claiming he's against oak Island for years on his blog and yet it's front and center on the cover of his book. Good thing there is information coming to light before the publication of his book. His ship has already sunk. He just doesn't know it yet. See the most recent post on the Phippsburg History Center Page. This will give you an idea of what's begun to go down.

Have a wonderful holiday season!

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Jim
12/13/2023 12:51:39 pm

Oak Island Compendium handily debunks the "Bill Jackson" documents. These include The Cremona Document(s), La Formule and other Oak Island maps etc, nonsense touted by the likes of Don Ruh, Scott Wolter, Zena Halpern and the Oak Island Show.

This might be a first, Scott Wolter's as yet unreleased new book gets debunked before publication !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghjs4U40WkU

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No Holds Barred
12/13/2023 05:36:42 pm

Everything he's been trying to sell is about to crumble. Especially his Newport Tower claims and ludacris interpretation of the letter Ecclesia/Ekklesia/X.

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No Hoax
12/17/2023 05:41:44 pm

https://www.academia.edu/110907057/CARTOGRAPHY_IN_THE_AGE_OF_GREAT_EXPLORATIONS_FROM_COLUMBUS_TO_MAGELLAN

Spain got the ball rolling. Look out for "Cartography and Geography in the Ottoman Empire" from the Istanbul University press. The fact that Maximus Planudes illustrated the North American Baptistry(Newport Tower) long before Columbus set sail completely destroys SW's snake oil. Piri Reis depicting the same thing is just a bonus. There are at least 30 works of cartography predating SW's alleged date for the construction of the Newport Tower.


A paradigm shift has begun to ripple across multiple disciplines.

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Jim
1/8/2024 11:38:38 pm

Scott's programs on Gaia:

https://www.gaia.com/series/mysteries-of-the-knights-templar

The trailer is a riot !

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