For the most part, I tend to let the business dealings of fringe historians slide. People have the right to make money, so I don’t typically criticize, for example, David Childress for running Adventures Unlimited, one of the largest purveyors of self-plagiarized, Eurocentric, and nutty books on the alternative history circuit, except for egregious misconduct, such as when he printed and sold a copyrighted work without the permission of its author. I have never criticized Scott Wolter for his work on concrete stability issues, nor have I made much of Giorgio Tsoukalos’s business ventures in the world of competitive bodybuilding. (Yes, competitive bodybuilding.) Similarly, I have generally refrained from discussing Ancient Aliens pundit Jason Martell’s technology empire, which at one time included an ownership stake in GodTube.com, a Christian video site that once had a restrictive policy forbidding any non-Christian views, while Martell simultaneously was selling ancient astronaut readers the claim that Christianity is a false religion plagiarized from “Sumerian” sources. I made an exception to that policy when Jason Martell directed his email list to send me hate mail last year and threatened to sue me for libel for misstating the number of years he believed it took the imaginary planet of Nibiru to orbit the solar system. I mention this because Jason Martell had an interesting new title on Friday’s Ancient Aliens, and to understand it involves looking into Martell’s complex business dealings. I don’t really like doing this, but I can’t see any other way to talk about his new venture because it emerges directly from his other business operations. He is now the founder of something called Ancient School, an online subscription service founded at the end of last year and based on the coding and marketing practices he developed while serving as creative director for Spark Networks, a niche dating company that operates JDate, Christian Mingle, and many other specialized dating websites. Treating ancient astronaut believers as a niche akin to those of the dating world, Ancient School promises to share “secrets” that “we” can’t tell you “on TV,” referencing, apparently, Ancient Aliens, whose trademarked name he is not allowed to use for commercial purposes without express written permission. According to the website of Ancient School, as of this writing, the topics Martell “can’t tell you” about on TV include: Needless to say, all of these topics have been covered on Ancient Aliens, as I have linked above (because I am ornery), but on the school’s Facebook page, we learn that he also plans to teach about the fake “power plug” found in a rock and recently discussed on this website. “When people come to a site, they don’t necessarily know why they’re coming. They don’t know what they’re looking for,” Martel told CIO magazine in 2008. “The important thing is to keep experimenting with what we know about people and technology.” Martell, who now describes himself as a “leading researcher” of “ancient civilization technologies,” has taken the template from Zecharia Sitchin’s old “Sitchin Studies” program and married it to the ethos of the internet, producing a subscription website where “leading Ancient Astronaut researchers [and] Ufology experts” (so far mostly him) offer weekly video “lessons” on fringe topics for $17 per month, a recurring charge billed directly to their credit cards or PayPal accounts. I am resisting the urge to comment on his new tiger-stripe hairdo, as seen in the introductory video on the website. Consider this: If just 200 people signed up for his “school,” that would translate into revenues of $40,800 per year. If 1,000 people signed up, he’d be taking in $204,000 annually from this venture. Against that, costs are practically negligible; the videos cost next to nothing to produce (I made my own for $0.00), and the only real expenses will be hosting the videos online, which he does from servers he already owns for his other business ventures. It’s pretty good money set against the much smaller profits from individual book sales. One video subscriber is easily worth five or ten book buyers. The domain for AncientSchool.com is registered to Jason Martell as a private individual, according to ICANN WHOIS records. I was unable to find a record of Ancient School or ancientschool.com being incorporated as a business in the state of California, where Martell operates. The company he founded and ran, Booya! Media, was registered in California in 2009 (though incorporated in Delaware in 2008 for tax reasons), but the name recently went into forfeiture according to the California Secretary of State’s Office (search for Booya!), a status that occurs when the name’s owner fails to either pay state taxes or file a mandatory status report. (I’m not paying California to find out which it was.) As of today, the Booya! Media website is still offering services for sale, though Martell claims on his website that he has “moved on” to another project. To forestall any libel allegations this time, I am including a screen shot from the website of the California Secretary of State documenting the forfeiture. I have blacked out the street address for privacy: According to the State of California, under forfeiture, Booya! Media’s “powers, rights and privileges” have been terminated, and Martell’s company is no longer authorized to conduct business in the state or enforce any contracts. Jason Martell was the registered agent of service for Booya! Media and therefore responsible for it. This status could change at any time, provided Martell corrects the deficiencies found by the State of California, but the forfeiture status is accurate as of the last update to California’s system on February 7, 2014. Martell uses Booya assets to promote AncientSchool.com.
It is possible that AncientSchool.com is registered as a separate business in another state or country, but I can find no record of it in Delaware, where Martell incorporated his other business. He might have it incorporated under a different name, but if so, the business fails to explain this. I also checked public records in both San Diego County, Calif. (where Booya! Media was officially located) and in Orange County, Calif. (where Martell registered the AncientSchool.com domain and listed his current address), and neither has a record of a DBA for AncientSchool.com, required for an individual to do business under a name other than his or her own. I also tried Los Angeles County since that is the largest metropolitan area in the region and home to many corporate offices, including the claimed headquarters of Booya! Media. There is no record there either. This is interesting because Martell asserts copyright over Ancient School in the name of ancientschool.com, for which I can find no record as a legal entity. If he did file somewhere, it is not in any of the obvious places, and I would be interested to obtain copies of the relevant records, wherever they have been filed. So where does the money go? An attempt to purchase a subscription via PayPal shows that the money goes to an entity registered as Xfacts.com, one of the personal websites of Jason Martell. Martell privacy-protected the ICANN WHOIS records for Xfacts.com, but Xfacts.com and AncientSchool.com both share the same name servers, registered to Booya! Media, Martell’s e-business app-building enterprise that he claims to have moved on from. His personal email address also uses the Xfacts.com domain. If the video service is not a formally independent business (or even a business), then it would seem that all money would go directly to Jason Martell, mostly as profit. Unless, of course, it’s a division of Booya! Media rather than Jason Martell’s own private thing, but AncientSchool.com does not state this anywhere. At any rate, Booya! Media is no longer legally allowed to transact business in the State of California. The legal boilerplate on the site isn’t even done by a lawyer; it was generated by an online legalese-generation program. As of this writing, Martell has left in by mistake a link back to GeneratePrivatePolicy.com. I doubt that anyone failed to realize that Martell was making money off of his Ancient School, but I wonder how many guessed that is little more than Martell and a webcam. Great work if you can get it, almost a license to print money.
28 Comments
RLewis
2/10/2014 02:59:25 am
Is a “leading researcher of ancient civilization technologies” similar to Unicorn Veterinarian or Atlantis Land Surveyor? If so, I think I want to set up a couple of websites..
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Blinded by science
2/10/2014 03:51:48 am
Martell is as crooked as a question mark!
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Dave Lewis
2/10/2014 02:47:06 pm
Though I understand why you feel this way, your comment may be considered slander. I don't want to see anyone here have legal difficulties.
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Blinded by Science
2/11/2014 11:47:29 am
Slander? Why no good sir. Just an observation, an opinion if you will.
Charles L
9/30/2019 12:17:33 pm
Slander? Crooked as a question mark is clearly an opinion, seems to be correct.
Derrick
9/30/2017 07:26:04 pm
Not sure why , but after your rant, it really seems to burn your ass that some one is making money. It has no bearing on his comments or beliefs. Don't watch the show if it bothers you so much to put forth this kind of effort. I doubt he even cares what your opinion is anyway.
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Matt Mc
2/10/2014 04:30:08 am
Interesting maybe someone should create a paid year long course in debunking AA claims, only charge $10 a month. :)
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2/10/2014 05:09:12 am
For a 1000 bucks, you can get a PHD in Ancient Alien Studies?.
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Scott David Hamilton
2/10/2014 05:09:19 am
I note from the introductory video that he's really pushing the "When will the aliens return" angle. I guess Ancientschool is basically a religious school.
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Shane Sullivan
2/10/2014 11:56:25 am
And for a lifetime subscription, you can talk to Ramtha directly.
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The Other J.
2/12/2014 11:44:57 am
I wonder if tuition covers the jumpsuit and Air Jordans.
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Only Me
2/10/2014 06:27:25 am
I guess milkasucker.com was already taken.
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DAN D
2/10/2014 06:53:23 am
" I am resisting the urge to comment on his new tiger-stripe hairdo, as seen in the introductory video on the website."
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Clint Knapp
2/10/2014 07:26:53 am
Maybe the aliens told him the Cincinnati Bengals were going to win the Super Bowl?
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Clint Knapp
2/10/2014 07:57:17 am
Can I just say... For a guy who's made all his money in Internet marketing, that site looks like it was slapped together by a first-semester community college student just learning the basics of HTML.
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2/10/2014 08:00:02 am
I entirely agree on the crappy layout and design, and I would that "Ancient School" is about the most generic name imaginable, coupled with the fact that taken literally it makes no sense. Even Tsoukakos's "Legendary Times" has a better name.
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Nickie
10/21/2019 12:20:06 am
Legendary Times website looks like poo as well and not many of the links even work. So much for a magazine....and he's a competitive bodybuilder too?? :0 2/10/2014 08:27:44 am
I have seen worst.Dr Melba Ketchum "Denovo-Journal of Science"...
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The Other J.
2/12/2014 11:56:31 am
Denovo? As in Denisovan?
mark E.
2/10/2014 03:35:06 pm
Good one.
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Walt
2/10/2014 01:42:27 pm
The still shot of his introductory video on the front page makes me think of Marshall Applewhite.
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RLewis
2/11/2014 12:43:13 am
FYI - I asked via the AncientSchool website to name the experts that would be providing the lessons/training. Below is the response.
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J.A.D
2/11/2014 02:50:22 am
if the "Baghdad Battery" is a glorified variation on
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yakko
2/13/2014 06:36:38 pm
I'm going to have to get into this system: instead of publishing a book and selling it for twenty or thirty dollars a copy, you publish Chapter One and call it Lesson One; then Chapter Two as Lesson Two; and so on, all the while charging each interested person seventeen dollars a month to read your work. After a couple of years of this, each person has given you over 400 dollars, and in return gets a nice certificate he can hang on the wall.
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Watcher
2/15/2014 03:47:20 am
Wow, I can't decide if his hair looks more like something from American Hustle or if he's secretly auditioning to be Johnny Depp's stunt double for an upcoming movie. Either way, home application of hair color never turns out well, and here is yet again proof.
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Rob Robson
8/15/2014 08:23:24 pm
Who gives a crap if Jason is making money! More power to him. Woe be to those who dare to go down the AA Rabbit Hole and see for themselves where it leads. You might not like what you find.
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Melinda Kokay
1/20/2016 11:18:11 pm
I subscribed to Ancient School for 2-3 months when it first came out. I actually liked it. The first lesson or two were quite re-hashed, but then Jason started talking about Mars, a planet I find particularly fascinating. Then unfortunately, he began talking more and more about Nibiru and the Annunaki and he kind of lost me there. AA theory with only interpretation as evidence, doesn't really stick for me. It's anyone's game really.
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