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Kewaunee Lapseritis: Bigfoot Told Me He Works the Mines for Inter-Dimensional Alien Environmentalists

5/21/2014

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This morning Jane-Anne Shaw, a PhD student in Classics in Britain, posted a five-star review of my Jason and the Argonauts through the Ages on Amazon.co.uk. Hers is, so far as I know, the first review of my book, and I’m glad it was a nice one:
This is an extremely readable new paperback volume on an old myth. To examine, classify and rationalise the ancient figure of Jason (aka Iason - no ‘J’ in Classical Greek) Colavito has amassed a huge amount of material from the archaic Greek Mycenaean period down to our own era. […] It is not a heavy read - Colavito is clear and lucid - albeit stylistically I would place it towards the academic end of the Classical Studies spectrum. This does not detract from it at all - it is not a specialist book, and I imagine it will be of use to students as well as any general reader interested in the myth of Jason and the Argonauts.
A bit of disclosure: Several weeks ago Shaw asked me to put her in contact with my publisher so she could request a review copy. We did not discuss my book or my thoughts on Jason before she reviewed the book.
Bigfoot and Flying Saucers Redux
Regular readers will remember that last month I made several posts on the history and development of the alleged connection between Bigfoot and UFOs. Therefore I read with interest the utterly baffling ramblings of Jack “Kewaunee” Lapseritis, a self-described holistic health adviser and master dowser who claims that not only are Bigfoots real but that they are inter-dimensional beings who have communicated with him telepathically for more than 35 years. As a result, Lapseritis claims to have developed psychic powers of his own.

Lapseritis is the author of The Psychic Sasquatch and Their UFO Connection (1998), which has to be a candidate for one of the best-ever fringe science titles. He followed it up with The Sasquatch People and Their Interdimensional Connection.

According to Lapseritis, Bigfoot has a message for humanity: that human activity is destroying the planet. It’s not particularly surprising that a creature associated with the forest is somehow imagined to be concerned about environmental issues.

Last week Lapseritis presented a UFO festival and gave an interview to Willamette Week, a newspaper in Portland, Oregon. Some of what he said shocked even me in its hodgepodge of random fringe ideas slapped together into a vast conspiracy.

The first thing that was surprising is that Lapseritis claims that he experienced what in another context we would describe as a religious experience and attributed the writing of Psychic Sasquatch to a supernatural command. He says that in 1979 he was on “Native American property” when he encountered a psychic Bigfoot, and this animal served as herald for his almost-theophany:
And minutes later, an ET started talking to me, and I said, “I don’t see you.” And he said, “Well, I’m in what you people call a UFO. I’m just above you, in another dimension.” They told me to write a book about it, which I did. I’ve written two now, and they want me to write a third book.
The claim is immediately reminiscent of religious claims. Lapseritis claims to be in a sacred, liminal space (“Native American property”) not unlike Moses on Sinai or Muhammad in his cave at Mt. Hira. Like those prophets, Lapseritis claims to have been commanded to deliver a message. Moses, of course, recorded the word of the Lord (Exodus 24:4), while Muhammad was tasked with recording the Qur’an (Qu’ran 96). The invisibility of the ET is a difference from traditional accounts, where Moses met with God on Sinai, Muhammad met with Gabriel in his cave, and Joseph Smith had regular conversations with the angel Moroni. But it is similar to claims that the invisible Holy Spirit visits authors and inspires them to write, as Bill O’Reilly recently claimed for his book Killing Jesus, or as given in the Nicene Creed: “We believe in the Holy Spirit […] He has spoken through the Prophets.” (This is the Episcopal version, but the Catholic translation is nearly the same.) The ET claiming to inhabit a dimension above Lapseritis recalls nothing more than God and his angels in the empyrean above the earth.

It is perhaps unsurprising that Lapseritis claims he is a servant of God (“my life is devoted to God”) as well as a faithful “middleman” for the aliens. His self-described role as a man who receives revelations from the aliens, translates them into human language, and redacts them to conform to the aliens’ strict demands places him in the tradition of latter-day prophets, substituting aliens for angels. And like angels, he claims the aliens have powerful healing abilities, curing him of a brain tumor.

We might easily ask why the alien-angels would want to reveal their message through a largely unread book when they could more effectively utilize, say, television.


It is probably not surprising that Lapseritis claims to have learned about the Bigfoot-ET connection in 1979, right at the time when the claim hit the fringe science circuit, thanks to The Six Million Dollar Man (1976) and nonfiction works by the team of Jerome Clark and Loren Coleman (1977) as well as Leonard H. Stringfield (1977).

But this answer really takes the cake:
There are many different beings living in our forests, not just Sasquatch. Many different ones. They’ve been here for millions of years but they use portals to go in and out of. [sic] And the ETs use the portals, too. So when the ETs need help doing mining work for different minerals on our planet, they ask the Sasquatch to help because they’re so super-powerful and they can move gigantic rocks and stuff to help them.
The incoherence is striking. The ETs have portals but somehow lack the technology to drill for minerals without strong workers to life rocks for them. (And why do they need minerals?) The ETs are concerned that humans are destroying the planet, and yet they are strip mining the earth for minerals! The story seems suspiciously similar to Zecharia Sitchin’s Anunnaki, who similarly have a servant race (humans) to do the heavy lifting and dangerous mining work as they empty our planet of gold.
45 Comments
Mandalore
5/21/2014 06:59:48 am

I'm not surprised that the aliens need Sasquatch help. It's not just moving rocks, but also 'stuff'. Don't dismiss the stuff; that's the key.

Do the aliens work for God?

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Dave Lewis
5/21/2014 01:52:17 pm

The stuff is what he's been smoking!

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Erik G
5/21/2014 08:27:44 am

Julian Jaynes: "The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind" could be of value here. Perhaps bicameralism without overt symptoms of schizophrenia may still be manifest today in certain individuals. Could these individuals be suffering from bicameralism, hence the voices they hear, the instructions they receive? Some of their claims are so far out -- such as the subject of the blog today -- and at times so utterly ridiculous that they just cannot be interpreted as the product of logical thought or even of a rational mind. Likewise the belief in the origin of the communications they receive, much like the ancients and the gods who spoke to them. This is not my field and so I'm unsure if it means anything, but bicameralism seems to explain a great deal.

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Varika
5/22/2014 12:11:11 pm

Erik G, so does the phenomenon of religious ecstasy, which is not a mental illness but has been supported through EKG and MRI recordings to be an altered state of consciousness. It occurs in far too large a percentage of the samples to be a mental illness, and religious ecstasy throughout history has OFTEN been accompanied by reports of not just voices, but greater/more powerful beings speaking. The claims being made are not less logical or rational than what is produced in dreams, which is something else that seems to--but has not been actively confirmed to--accompany this altered state of consciousness.

I suppose this might be explained by a temporary state of bicameralism, but it is almost certainly not a sustained state of mental illness.

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Monsieur Le Personne
2/29/2016 08:55:35 am

Remember too that "love" has been shown to be a visible state within the brain...and termed a "madness" or a "mental illness" by scientists working in the field of research.

Only Me
5/21/2014 08:59:00 am

Is it too soon to hope Giorgio Tsoukalos will stumble into one of these portals, or be escorted to one after meeting his own psychic Sasquatch? Perhaps not, since Sasquatch wants messengers to write books...and I doubt PowerPoint presentations will suffice.

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Mandalore
5/21/2014 10:19:34 am

Didn't Tsoukalos go on a mission to find Bigfoot recently? Maybe he had his psychic Sasquatch encounter and we will get to hear about it soon. But you're right, definitely not in book form. Maybe a nice TV special that others put together for him.

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.
5/21/2014 12:13:13 pm

Cool Review. Just as readable as any TOME by Issac Asimov?
More towards Academia and not just a Reader's Digest take???
I'm glad she honestly liked the book and the erudite effort thusly!

Once again an idea like ROBINSON CRUSOE ON MARs? A
brilliant 3rd rate low budget sci-fi flic could be filmed a.s.a.p?
CGI takes us places now, as we BARSOOM the universe???

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.
5/21/2014 12:25:51 pm

two classic ascii + voice acted computer games... low budget
is sometimes terse brilliance, not a curse. i am a Dr Who fan.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511685

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/530338

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titus pullo
5/21/2014 02:09:22 pm

the real tragedy today was the Senate under old Harry "the hammer" Reid confirming one David Barron..a far left authoritarian as a Federal Judge. This guy wrote up the memo justifying the killing of Americans overseas without due process who were not armed combatants via drone strikes. Now the Executive branch can decide anytime to deep six the Bill of Rights and kill Americans without due process. Liberals are really very intolerant authoritarians...like progressives...individuals don't matter, it is the collective run by the elites which must survive. Very very sad.. Thomas Jefferson is turning over in his grave tonight that this scum Barron is now a Federal Judge and will do everything in his power to destroy the Constitution....time for nullification...

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.
5/21/2014 04:21:37 pm

true, that. william o douglas was both liberal + libertarian.
barron has no idea why george mason's life is what it is...
http://www.thenation.com/article/tragedy-william-o-douglas

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.
5/21/2014 04:35:02 pm

http://www.thenation.com/article/tragedy-william-o-douglas?page=0,1

our "inalienable rights" are very john locke + natural law but are seen
to be as period piece as are knee breeches verses french trousers...
i also dare not ask about politics as usual or cases of potomac fever.
there are the mavericks of yesteryear verses IKE era team players...
if barron is purely political and has no idea who john rawls is, worry!

"Murphy's view that Douglas from the very outset of his judicial service was less interested in the work of the Supreme Court than in his own future political prospects goes a long way toward explaining, and justifying, Wild Bill's far more detailed treatment of Douglas's presidential and vice-presidential flirtations than of the Court's annual roster of important cases. To Murphy, Douglas's narrow failure to be named as Roosevelt's 1944 running mate was a defining experience and "helps to explain the rest of his life."

Roosevelt himself was exceptionally coy, even with his closest political advisers, as to precisely whom he preferred as a 1944 running mate to replace outgoing Vice President Henry Wallace. Yet shortly before the decisive Democratic National Convention FDR gave the party chairman, an avid booster of Senator Harry Truman, a handwritten letter saying he would welcome the selection of either Truman or Douglas. Much mystery surrounded Roosevelt's note, both at the time and for years thereafter, with some Douglas partisans suggesting that the letter had been doctored to show Roosevelt listing Truman first, rather than Douglas. Murphy concludes, after a painstaking examination, that no sleight of hand took place and that Roosevelt had indeed put Truman before Douglas; nonetheless, "Douglas lived the rest of his life believing that the names on this letter had been switched." Douglas thus thought that not only had he, rather than Truman, been FDR's first choice but also that were it not for the convention chicanery, he would have become President of the United States upon Roosevelt's death in April 1945."

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KIF
5/22/2014 12:37:32 am

Roosevelt did not die a natural death. He was eaten alive by the Loch Ness Monster. Taken to Loch Ness by Flying Saucer.

dang...it --- KIF, you KNOW better! act YOUR age!
5/22/2014 09:30:55 pm

FDR's very normal vices killed him, let alone the stress
of being POTUS and trying to win a war. He us a long
lived polio survivor who also liked to smoke + drink at
times. I merely pointed out that there were three people
FDR had to choose from as his health was in a downward
spiral, Henry Wallace, who would have been a great POTUS,
Harry S. Truman, who was great POTUS and finally dear
sweet misunderstood William O Douglas the Civil Libertarian
who often voted Democrat or Liberal, and was actually a rather
nice Supreme Court Justice. I was agreeing that Barron is a
well rewarded political hack, and I've said we are an empire
in decline, our apex was under the "W" and we are slowly
rotting internally from the core of our empire, as decay subsumes
us. KIF knows better. Besides, if ETs do communicate with
our Sasquatches in very unique ways, even though we may
assume Sasquatches have lifespans like we humans, how do
we know that the ETs don't live for thousands of years? Just
because we have very short lifespans, why assume they do?

.
5/22/2014 10:35:14 pm

seriously... FDR took those "foo fighter" reports very seriously.
some say 'war nerves' ---- as to "nessie' are we confusing a
long extinct aquatic reptile with a throw-back to a whale ancestor?
what if the large creature is a uniquely shaped mammal and
not a long extinct reptile? the increase in cranial capacity for
whales happened 30 million years ago, whereas our leap was
only 3 million years ago. there is a large living being often seen
in that lake that is neither reptile or human! whales are after a
long species evolution.

http://foofighters.greyfalcon.us/sightings.html

QUOTE

• USA, Washington, DC.
On February 22, Franklin D. Roosevelt writes a Top Secret memo on White House stationary for "The special committee on non-terrestrial science and technology." Both the title and the content clearly allude to extraterrestrial life, the former using the word "non-terrestrial" and the latter talks about "coming to grips with the reality that our planet is not the only one harboring intelligent life the universe. UNQUOTE

.
5/22/2014 10:44:44 pm

KIF --- do you think this "majestic" doc is at all real?

http://www.majesticdocuments.com/pdf/fdr_22feb44.pdf

the link is to a presumed memo by FDR about setting up
some science aspected committee and its timed to the
"foo fighter" flap of 1942. is this pure fiction? i assume
that FDR had read many of the pulp mag sci-fi stories in
the Roaring Twenties and he often said he wanted to write
detective stories. In light of NASA looking like it knows
something about the old MJ-12 documents and the way
any ETs communicate, were you indirectly bringing up
the MAJESTIC documents said to be govermental???

.
5/22/2014 10:16:35 pm

THERE IS A WILDERNESS AREA THAT IS NAMED AFTER
THE LATE GREAT SUPREME COURT JUSTICE WHOM PASSED
AWAY IN 1975 AND WAS A CIVIL LIBERTARIAN. GoTo link!

http://www.inlander.com/spokane/hairy-beings-and-nothingness/Content?oid=2135310

Duckies, a "Squatch" may have handed a dude a flower
in that wilderness area, recently. hence my postings.
I like this eye-witness becuz its almost too "hippie/dippie"
so it has a ring of authenticity. gotta luv john Q. public!


(((((((((DRUMROLLS)))))))))))) QUOTE!!!!!

Indeed, even Bigfoot researchers admit there is a shortage of proof. No one has ever caught a live one. No one has ever produced a body that wasn’t later proven to be a fake. There have been countless clumps of hair found and countless molds taken of massive feet, but this is evidence, not proof, and only serves to bolster believers and dissuade skeptics.

When I first blogged about the Spokane River Sasquatch on Inlander.com on May 24, the video had just over 100 views. The next day, after being reblogged by cryptid sites, it had about 1,000. (It now has over a million.) The video caught on in Bigfoot circles before it caught on anywhere else. The next day, I received a voicemail. “Hey Luke, this is your cousin Paul. I saw your article...”


I only recall speaking to Paul once before last week. We talked about Bigfoot then, too. Before returning his call, I asked a few family members questions about him. No one could recall what he did for a living (he has a concrete business), but everyone knew he hunted Sasquatch. At 50, Paul’s biggest dream would be to take up the hunt full time. “I’m trying to get some grant money and get out into the field for months at a time,” he says. “Really do it right.”

A Bigfoot gave Paul a silk flower once. That’s his best explanation, at least, for one of the strangest moments of his life. He was alone in the William O. Douglas Wilderness in the Cascades, in a one-man tent in an old elk camp. He had spent the evening playing his flute for Sasquatch. Music attracts them, he says, as do encampments of happy families. There were hunters in the other camps shooting off guns, but “I just kept playing my flute and flute and flute.” He went to sleep about 1 am. When he awoke the next morning and unzipped his tent, “Right there, right outside, right by my tent is this big old white-looking flower. One of those silk, fake ones.”

I ask if he still has it. “I do,” he says. “It’s got a big, dirty thumb print on it.”

He recognizes that this single-minded pursuit is not something most people will understand. He says, “Becky, my wife, says I got a big brow ridge and I look Sasquatch.”
UNQUOTE


insofar as illegal weed is often grown in a very remote
Rocky Mt. valley so as to encourage an income level we
cannot assume all eyewitnesses "toke" or swill down illegal
things like moonshine or smuggled in pills + drugs etc

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Mark L
5/21/2014 11:45:37 pm

For such a smart comment section as this site usually provides, having to wade through paranoid rants by right-wingers and garbage from certain Reverends and pretend descendants of Jesus, it's getting impossible to read.

Can I politely suggest a few bannings? They're going to hate you no matter what you do, might as well have em hate you for something worthwhile.

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KIF
5/22/2014 12:38:34 am

There's lots of nonsense from established scholarship.

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KIF
5/22/2014 12:40:56 am

Establishing reasoned argument is a virtue. But never bank on established scholarship as an absolute reference point. Established scholarship can be just as equally flawed as Flying Saucer Philosophy and the belief in Aleister Crowley.

.
5/22/2014 09:35:20 pm

its not a pack of horny hoary long lived Victorians and their high
academic standards who are herring-gutting our educational system
and Bill of Rights as we speak, its the lesser minds inside our vast
and great empire who are grasping, ambitious and selfish hacks.

.
5/22/2014 10:55:54 pm

by slow degrees we are living past the long term harm
the Piltdown Man Hoax did to Anthropology. We desire
both honesty and accuracy. innocent mistakes are easily
corrected save for when it cuts into someone's profit margin.

An Over-Educated Grunt
5/23/2014 12:21:31 pm

So now you're denying the historicity of Aleister Crowley, too?

.
5/24/2014 05:24:58 pm

in all fairness to KIF he's implying
A.Crowley was a total 100% B-S artist
and nothing more, despite his coven.

titus pullo
5/22/2014 10:11:31 am

Being against Barron is hardly a right wing rant....if it's right wing to be concerned about our natural rights and a govt which obeys the constitution...well that shows just how far we have gone off the reservation in the last 100 years...

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Varika
5/22/2014 12:14:50 pm

It's also got nothing whatever to do with psychic Sasquatches. Take it somewhere more appropriate, that's all we want. I didn't even bother to read the crap once I realized it had nothing to do with the blog post, so your rant--right wing or not--is entirely wasted.

.
5/22/2014 09:39:08 pm

if Sasquatches are very real, have evolved to this age cycle
and be highly intelligent, they may very well have an instinctual
wet-wiring we just might label incorrectly via the word psychic.
KL evidently reads much into their actions as they anticipate him.

RJR
5/22/2014 10:32:15 am

I certainly understand and agree with your comment. There are some sites where readers have the option of blocking certain commenters. I don't know how this works, but I like the idea and I will tell you that I don't comment on here as often as I would like because I would rather not defend myself from commenters with random capital letter generators.

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Jason Colavito link
5/22/2014 10:35:21 am

Unfortunately, the Weebly platform doesn't allow for individual IP address blocking, so all I can do is manually delete posts. I've complained to Weebly about this, but they don't seem interested in making upgrades to their platform.

I'm sorry that certain commenters have made you feel like you will be attacked for posting. When my new book is finished, I'll have more time to more aggressively delete comments that violate my comments policy, which I hope will help.

RJR
5/22/2014 11:26:02 am

Thanks for responding, Jason. It's not a question of attacking, it's more an issue of sifting through irrelevant comments to get to the more interesting discussions. Many commenters have stated that the best way to rid the blog of trolls is not to feed them. I realize how tempting it is respond, but, like many others, sometimes I just want to slap the keyboard against my forehead when I see some of the inane comments that have nothing to do with the content you have provided. Although, honestly, I do sometimes like to follow along to see how clever many posters are in defending rational construction and reason.

.
5/22/2014 09:50:37 pm

thing is, Jason is going to be a "paper mill" student's
"mercy angel" if he has the luck to have a string of his
books become hard-cover. you are asking him to police
a blog that lacks basic passwords, that is easy access
to anyone despite where they were educated or for how
long. Clearly he'd censor people William O Douglas would
find to be quite obscene. Weebly's ease of use is a blessing
and a curse, it also lacks a very basic edit function. some
systems have a three minute or thirty minute window to do
a correction. Jason intends to be more in control, but if he
does this, he will have less actual books on library shelves.
Jason's fate is to be the guy the humble student uses to liven
up a paid for paper so that it has solid references and looks
less conformist & bland. The $200.oo to $500.oo paper that
placates the Ego of the parent who wants a child to be very
successful, despite all cheating & plagiarizing. It sounds like
Jason's research is very solid, judging from the glowing review.
He has just expanded by one book the permissible volumes
for a tidy bibliography. Academia is remote and into a jargon.

.
5/22/2014 08:17:49 pm

Out killer drones if remotely operated inside the Rockies could
hypothetically mistake a Sasquatch for a hostile human and
then take them down. I assume the way the drones are armed
would be the difference between getting a DNA sample or not.
An indiscriminate policy of murder from a distance would confuse
hikers with upright grizzlies with sasquatches with individuals who
presumably are permissible targets. if we presume innocence
and not guilt, we simply reduce the needless and unneccesary
atrocities committed ostensively for securities sake. having a
respect for our Bill of Rights ironically keeps all Sasquatches
from going extinct. If they exist, their populations are quite small.

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.
5/22/2014 09:55:50 pm

in all likely hood, if Sasquatches are as real
as i assume them to be, like we humans, they
have varying levels and degrees of psychic
ability. KL may have met one that has twice
KL's I.Q points who was in a most talkative mood.
maybe the poor guy was under a sensory overload.

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Titus pullo
5/25/2014 10:17:34 am

My apologies, it ad off topic and my comment belonged in the wsj blog section. That said it did turn into a very free form responses. What the bill of rights has to do with Bigfoot was well interesting.

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Jeff K
5/27/2014 07:44:55 am

I had the honor (f theys what you want to call it) of hearing him speak at the McMinneville UFO Festival a week and a half ago. Out of the handful of speakers, he was really the only one that was really 'out there'. Most of the speakers approached the topic of UFOs with a analytical and scientific approach. His talk had no visual presentation (except for the end when he shows a few photos of supposed bigfoots) and consisted of nothing more then him telling unsubstantiated stories about his experiences with bigfoots and ETs. His claims were basically what you mentioned except for a few other things. Such has healing some lady from chronic extreme asthma with a single touch through magic energy given to him by the Sasquatches. It seems these bigfoot and ET he speaks with must be always listening to his thoughts because they are always there to speak to him about them. In the case of the lady with asthma, he was called by her husband I believe and asked if he could come over. He said yes, but on the way was wondering what he could possibly do for her, this is when he was spoken to and told to go over there, they would help him to help her. Years later when he spoke to the lady again, she claimed to not have had a single asthma event since she was touched by him.
He also claimed to have been able to call UFOs down to the ground to see them. He even claims to have gone aboard them several times. Once going to different star systems, and even visiting the future. However he says he has no memories of them because the Bigfoot/ETs had to wipe his memory. He did say they plan on taking him again, and not wiping his memory this time. If these claims are not enough, we can look forward to 2 more books that they have instructed him to write. Anyway, it was some crazy stuff. I recall looking at Stanton Friedman on stage during the panel every time Kewaunee would speak. He would sorta cringe, and rub his forehead and eyes while looking down. I really wanted to ask him what he thought of Kewaunee, heh.

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David
7/13/2014 03:45:34 am

It sounds like you have some jealousy issues and fears about the truth. The answers are all out there, and Mr. Lapseritis is only trying to share this message with humanity. You are a sad person, Jason, and it is very troubling that you would focus on negative attention and judge others because it doesn't fit your own personal beliefs. Perhaps if you would write positive articles or focused on things that you AGREE on, you can begin to be happy with yourself and share your light with the world. I pray for your soul and for the souls of your lost readers.

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Alexander
10/28/2014 09:19:21 am

So Jack has two more books in the pipeline - excellent!
Love these sceptic websites and blogs. The stronger the reaction against something the more worthwhile it is to take a look.
Thanks Jason

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shush
1/29/2015 02:40:43 am

Finally someone doubting Lapseritis claims... The contradictions in his story are staggering. So the Sasquatch chse him to spread a message for them and tell him to write a book, or three. BUT: First you´d have to transfer 20 € to Lapseritis account and purchase the book. Apparently the sasquatch want you to receive the message if you have purchase the book. Apparently they don´t want him to put it as a PDF file online- for free where the masses could access it. Interesting...Then his claim that the ETs are mining the earth for minerals and other natural ressources like gold. Thing is, us humans, we can produce gold and also diamonds synthecially. And we´re just monkeys 2.0.. So if we can produce gold, an intelligent species that is millions of years ahead of us shoudl be able of doing it too.

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klas.h link
4/26/2015 09:19:05 pm

Can you really blame him for selling a book rather than give it out free? I mean the Sasquatch' message is very clearly conveyed in countless of freely available interviews with him. Besides, he is not the only one having such an unorthodox view of the phenomenon, which at the same time gives an answer to the very many witness accounts of these creatures disappearing in front of people's eyes etc. etc.

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jeremy hardy link
4/22/2015 02:45:45 am

why do people get so upset about somebody who is not doing any harm ? why not use you r anger where it do some good, i.e. aginst the injustices of war and capitalism

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vicki
6/11/2015 04:38:54 am

Kill the messenger...and yes, everything should be non-contradictory, all safe and linear for the little box-shaped minds, shaped like boxes by TV, which is the font of all reality these days....if the talking heads on TV don't say so, it isn't real...if the editor of the Lancet says half of the peer reviewed studies are bs, what does that indicate? Our reality is a fantasy, each has his own version of it...if mass consensus is the arbiter of reality, look where that has taken us, to environmental destruction. Idiots.

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Psychic sasquatch is true
11/28/2015 03:43:11 pm

You no 98% of people just refuse to be open minded,
There is so much more to this world than people are willing to except. If most new the truth they be shocked.
The sasquatch is real. They are here to help us.
Why do most refuse to try believe. People should be more willin to except that thete might be more out there, i no things like this sound mad but let me tell you that evrything said in his book is 110% true,

Through having contact with the author wife (kelly) and having a belief an some other things i myself have communication with sasquatch.

Il take any test to proove this, lie detector or anything to show n proove there is much more to this world than most scared to admit

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KarL Erikson
11/11/2018 04:40:16 pm

I liked your response , I just discovered Kewaunee on you - tube maybe 2 nights ago .... I haven't read any of his books yet , however , it's great to discover that other people have experianced interaction with both sasquatch and grays ( at the same time ) .

My first encounter when our family was abducted in 1961 while my father was stationed at DOW AFB in Bangor ,Maine involved both multiple Grays and one Bigfoot . I plan to call Kewaunee and visit his Event next year in 2019 , check his website for Event info.

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Jameson link
1/3/2018 10:03:46 pm

Jason is obviously a vile Godless atheist and satanists like him are paid to slander the righteous. Go to hell quickly please.

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Ted
10/12/2018 12:48:40 am

Him and his wife are so full of shit

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    • The Templars, the Holy Grail, & Henry Sinclair
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    • The Curse of the Pharaohs
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    • James Dean's Cursed Porsche
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          • Eridu Genesis
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          • Resurrection of Marduk
          • Berossus
          • Comparison of Antediluvian Histories
        • Egyptian Texts >
          • The Shipwrecked Sailor
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          • The Papyrus of Ani
          • Classical Accounts of the Pyramids
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          • Eratosthenes' King List
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          • Leon of Pella
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          • On Isis and Osiris
          • Famine Stela
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        • Teshub and the Dragon
        • Hermetica >
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        • Hesiod's Theogony
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        • Chinese Accounts of Rome
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        • Annianus on the Watchers
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      • Medieval Texts >
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          • Al-Maqrizi on the Pyramids
          • Al-Suyuti on the Pyramids
        • The Hunt for Noah's Ark
        • Byzantine World Chronicle
        • Isidore of Seville
        • Book of Liang: Fusang
        • Chronicle to 724
        • Agobard on Magonia
        • Pseudo-Diocles Fragmentum
        • Book of Thousands
        • Voyage of Saint Brendan
        • Power of Art and of Nature
        • Travels of Sir John Mandeville
        • Yazidi Revelation and Black Book
        • Al-Biruni on the Great Flood
        • Voyage of the Zeno Brothers
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        • Islamic Discovery of America
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      • Lost Civilizations >
        • Atlantis >
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          • Atlantis and the Sea Peoples
          • W. Scott-Elliot >
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            • The Lost Lemuria
          • The Lost Atlantis
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          • How I Found Atlantis (Hoax)
          • Termier on Atlantis
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        • OOPARTs
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        • Against Diffusionism
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        • The Many Wives of Jesus
        • Templar Infiltration of Labor
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          • Fossils and the Supernatural
          • Fossils, Myth, and Pseudo-History
          • Man During the Stone Age
          • Fossil Bones and Giants
          • Mastodon, Mammoth, and Man
          • American Elephant Myths
          • The Mammoth and the Flood
          • Fossils and Myth
          • Fossil Origin of the Cyclops
          • History of Paleontology
        • Fragments on Giants
        • Manichaean Book of Giants
        • Geoffrey on British Giants
        • Alfonso X's Hermetic History of Giants
        • Boccaccio and the Fossil 'Giant'
        • Book of Howth
        • Purchas His Pilgrimage
        • Edmond Temple's 1827 Giant Investigation
        • The Giants of Sardinia
        • Giants and the Sons of God
        • The Magnetism of Evil
        • Tertiary Giants
        • Smithsonian Giant Reports
        • Early American Giants
        • The Giant of Coahuila
        • Jewish Encyclopedia on Giants
        • Index of Giants
        • Newspaper Accounts of Giants
        • Lanier's A Book of Giants
      • Science and History >
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        • The Newport Tower
        • Iron: The Stone from Heaven
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        • The Deluge
        • Crown Prince Rudolf on the Pyramids
        • Old Mythology in New Apparel
        • Blavatsky on Dinosaurs
        • Teddy Roosevelt on Bigfoot
        • Devil Worship in France
        • Maspero's Review of Akhbar al-zaman
        • Arabic Names of Egyptian Kings
        • The Holy Grail as Lucifer's Crown Jewel
        • The Mutinous Sea
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        • Fabulous Zoology
        • The Origins of Talos
        • Mexican Mythology
        • Chinese Pyramids
        • Maqrizi's Names of the Pharaohs
      • Extreme History >
        • Roman Empire Hoax
        • America Known to the Ancients
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        • England, the Remnant of Judah
        • Historical Chronology of the Mexicans
        • Maspero on the Predynastic Sphinx
        • Vestiges of the Mayas
        • Ragnarok: The Age of Fire and Gravel
        • Origins of the Egyptian People
        • The Secret Doctrine >
          • Volume 1: Cosmogenesis
          • Volume 2: Anthropogenesis
        • Phoenicians in America
        • The Electric Ark
        • Traces of European Influence
        • Prince Henry Sinclair
        • Pyramid Prophecies
        • Templars of Ancient Mexico
        • Chronology and the "Riddle of the Sphinx"
        • The Faith of Ancient Egypt
        • Remarkable Discoveries Within the Sphinx (Hoax)
        • Spirit of the Hour in Archaeology
        • Book of the Damned
        • Great Pyramid As Noah's Ark
        • The Shaver Mystery >
          • Lovecraft and the Deros
          • Richard Shaver's Proofs
    • Alien Encounters >
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        • Fortean Society and Columbus
        • Inquiry into Shaver and Palmer
        • The Skyfort Document
        • Whirling Wheels
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        • Soviet Search for Lemuria
        • Visitors from Outer Space
        • Unidentified Flying Objects (Abstract)
        • "Flying Saucers"? They're a Myth
        • UFO Hypothesis Survival Questions
        • Air Force Academy UFO Textbook
        • The Condon Report on Ancient Astronauts
        • Atlantis Discovery Telegrams
        • Ancient Astronaut Society Telegram
        • Noah's Ark Cables
        • The Von Daniken Letter
        • CIA Psychic Probe of Ancient Mars
        • CIA Search for the Ark of the Covenant
        • Scott Wolter Lawsuit
        • UFOs in Ancient China
        • CIA Report on Noah's Ark
        • CIA Noah's Ark Memos
        • Congressional Ancient Aliens Testimony
        • Ancient Astronaut and Nibiru Email
        • Congressional Ancient Mars Hearing
        • House UFO Hearing
      • Ancient Extraterrestrials >
        • Premodern UFO Sightings
        • The Moon Hoax
        • Inhabitants of Other Planets
        • The Fall of the Sky
        • Blavatsky on Ancient Astronauts
        • The Stanzas of Dzyan (Hoax)
        • Aerolites and Religion
        • What Is Theosophy?
        • Plane of Ether
        • The Adepts from Venus
      • A Message from Mars
      • Saucer Mystery Solved?
      • Orville Wright on UFOs
      • Interdimensional Flying Saucers
      • Poltergeist UFOs
      • Flying Saucers Are Real
      • Report on UFOs
    • The Supernatural >
      • The Devils of Loudun
      • Sublime and Beautiful
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      • Thaumaturgia
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      • Religion and Evolution
      • Transylvanian Superstitions
      • Defining a Zombie
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      • Science and Fairy Stories
      • The Cursed Car
    • Classic Fiction >
      • Lucian's True History
      • Some Words with a Mummy
      • The Coming Race
      • King Solomon's Mines
      • An Inhabitant of Carcosa
      • The Xipéhuz
      • Lot No. 249
      • The Novel of the Black Seal
      • The Island of Doctor Moreau
      • Pharaoh's Curse
      • Edison's Conquest of Mars
      • The Lost Continent
      • Count Magnus
      • The Mysterious Stranger
      • The Wendigo
      • Sredni Vashtar
      • The Lost World
      • The Red One
      • H. P. Lovecraft >
        • Dagon
        • The Call of Cthulhu
        • History of the Necronomicon
        • At the Mountains of Madness
        • Lovecraft's Library in 1932
      • The Skeptical Poltergeist
      • The Corpse on the Grating
      • The Second Satellite
      • Queen of the Black Coast
      • A Martian Odyssey
    • Classic Genre Movies
    • Miscellaneous Documents >
      • The Balloon-Hoax
      • A Problem in Greek Ethics
      • The Migration of Symbols
      • The Gospel of Intensity
      • De Profundis
      • The Life and Death of Crown Prince Rudolf
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      • Crown Prince Rudolf's Letters
      • Position of Viking Women
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