If you have been following the ongoing saga of L. A. Marzulli’s DNA analysis of elongated skulls from Paracas, Peru, you know that Marzulli had assembled a team of questionable experts to analyze the skulls and their supposed forensic anomalies. Over the past few weeks, he has interviewed his team’s anthropologist and medical doctor for his Acceleration Radio show. This week, the team chiropractor spoke out. But not before Marzulli gave his thoughts about UFO disclosure and why demons are currently working alongside space aliens in a U.S. government facility.
Marzulli said that he believes that Satan has created human-shaped meat suits that demons wear like a suit of clothes, and once ensconced in these vessels, they work alongside Grey aliens in Area 51, but can be distinguished from humans by their “jerky motions.” “And that’s what’s going on, in my opinion,” Marzulli said. “Can I prove that? No I can’t.”
At the 26:30 mark, Marzulli begins his interview of Dr. Malcolm Warren, an Atlanta-based chiropractor and a graduate of the Life Chiropractic College West who specializes in neck vertebrae. According to Marzulli, Warren has never examined any of the Paracas skulls in person and drew his conclusions from casts made from the skulls. Warren said that he had been following Marzulli’s work for a while before reaching out to offer his expertise in neck vertebrae. “I dedicate my life to the top two bones of the neck,” he said, and added that the foramen magnum, the hole in the skull where the vertebrae connect, is his favorite “hole.”
Warren has no expertise in archaeology, and he does not claim to have knowledge of expertise in head-binding or the morphological changes that result from it. As a result, he concurs with Marzulli’s two other so-called experts, who have mistakenly concluded the foramen magnum is father to the rear of the skull in the Paracas skulls than in normal humans. The mistake arose because they failed to account for the protrusion of the face during the head-binding process, causing their reference point for measurement in the palate to be pushed forward, rather than the foramen magnum being pushed back.
“It’s an odd thing!” Warren said. Warren added that he believes that the foramen magnum cannot be moved as a result of head-boarding or head-binding, and therefore the changes seen in the skull are genetic. He did not address the scholarly literature on cranial deformation, which records the specific changes to the location of the various holes and orifices in the skull that we see in the Paracas skulls. He spoke at length about the impossibility of putting pressure on the neck to cause a hole in the skull to change position, or the bone around it to move. Indeed, as he spoke it became quite evident that his frame of reference is entirely dependent on his own experiences as a chiropractor and his failure to consider the fact that the other features of the skull might move around the foramen magnum, without the hole changing position.
Because of this, Warren states his belief that the individuals with elongated skulls must have had “a longer neck” than normal people, perhaps with more vertebrae. Though he wasn’t sure about this, he was more confident that the individuals had thicker muscles to support the added stress caused by the elongated head.
Marzulli asked Warren why the skulls lack foramen ovales, necessary opening for important bits of anatomy needed to control the jaw. Warren said that he found extra “trenches” instead of the ovales. “I believe these trenches are their substitute for not having the foramen ovales,” he said. “What they’ve done is run all their plumbing up through there.” I find it difficult to accept this conclusion since Warren is basing his conclusions on a cast of the skull, and has not examined the real thing nor considered the effects of fossilization on the specimens. On one of the slides from Marzulli’s press conference about the skulls (above), indentations where the foramen ovales openings should be are clearly visible, and other openings in the skull appear to be partially or fully closed, enclosed with calcification or debris, etc. At first glance, it looks like an artifact of the fossilization process, and it would be incumbent on those who claim otherwise to (a) examine the actual skulls rather than copies and (b) explain why fossilization or other natural processes were not responsible, especially since archaeological literature records cases where such processes have specifically resulted in closure of the foramen ovales.
From this speculation, however, Warren believes he has worked out an elaborate “birth process” where by human women could have had sex with Fallen Angels and could have delivered babies with massive heads without dying in labor. He offers what sounds to me like a preposterous hypothesis that elongated skulls were able to fold over onto themselves and use an angular “bump” to create a ramp-like effect to propel the baby out of the birth canal. “Interesting,” Marzulli said in response. I will admit to not following the logistics of this very well.
3/16/2018 09:21:16 am
"Demons in meat suits" sounds like someone has watched to much "Supernatural" on TV. that's exactly how they describe it.
3/16/2018 10:47:44 am
L.A. is making all the other elongated skull crew look bad with this tripe. Funny. This info is like reading a story made up by someone who reads too many comic books. The degree of fantasy in the UFO community is beginning to make any of it difficult to believe in any way shape or form. I guess as long as people continue to buy this guys books and listen to his radio show it will go on and on. I prefer to think maybe just maybe there are sometimes strange lights in the sky we can't explain and leave all this idiocy behind.
3/16/2018 11:06:00 am
Thanks for the translation into plain English, I couldn't make out what was being said at all.
3/16/2018 11:15:35 am
Also, we have demons and aliens crossbreeding and what do they produce ? Human DNA ! hahaha.
3/16/2018 11:23:17 am
He will have his next "expert" talk about DNA testing. He is not available yet as he will have to work this in between his shifts at McDonalds.
3/16/2018 03:09:44 pm
Glad I'm not the only one that had problems understand that broadcast. I chalked it up to my gradual hearing loss and auditory discrimination problems and that I don't "hear" English spoken that often, anymore.
3/16/2018 11:12:35 am
"....I will admit to not following the logistics of this very well."<P>
3/16/2018 11:25:44 am
I had a pretty low opinion of chiropractic before I read this, and now it's even lower.
3/16/2018 01:03:26 pm
So long as they're working on necks of those already dead, I have no problem with it...
3/16/2018 12:34:53 pm
I wonder if there has been any published research on the psychology of the fringe. Some of them have no self-control in terms of establishing and maintaining boundaries when it comes to making claims. Granted, the idea of misshapen nephilim skulls is crazy, but then you throw in claims about aliens and demons in meat suits and area 51 and you are reaching new heights of crazy. Its like a sort of intellectual version of tourettes (the kids table will likely struggle with this) where someone can't stop blurting out increasingly outrageous claims that move the needle into the batshit crazy realm. I would think that the money to be made is with a large audience of kind of crazy folks as opposed to a much smaller audience of the real friggin' crazy. There seems to be a failure to recognize this.
3/16/2018 01:15:37 pm
Demons sure use crappy magic if they can't even pass for humans. heck, even I pass.
3/16/2018 05:49:39 pm
Demons in "meat suits" working with Grey aliens? Gotta admit, that was a little clever of Marzulli. On one side, we have the aliens crowd; on the other, we have the religious crowd which claims aliens are actual demons. It appears Marzulli is presenting both claims as true. I guess he wants to bilk...I mean, to appeal to as wide an audience as possible.
3/16/2018 07:28:22 pm
Wasn't the Governor of California a meat suit wearing terminator ?
3/16/2018 08:25:12 pm
"Give me your suit, your speech and your nomination." :)
3/18/2018 01:09:44 pm
This is true - I have an email from him where he admits that he caters to whatever crowd he's around at the time.
3/18/2018 02:59:50 pm
My dearest Sister in Christ, Susan Harris,
3/16/2018 11:12:34 pm
I had no idea head boarding was such a common practice throughout Mesoamerica, and I would assume Peru as well.
3/18/2018 01:00:01 pm
Jason, I wish I could force every Christian that watches Marzulli to read your blog. I also see David Icke is making a big comeback in terms of viewers - he seems to be being heartily embraced as well. Also - and I am speaking of this in the same like as "BS that has infiltrated Christianity" - have you ever done anything on the "black goo?" Here's a really infuriating (or super funny) interview where a "Christian" lady thinks she's just too stupid to understand this very knowledgeable scientist! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roBC3F_-dpQ Maybe the black goo wouldn't fall into your categories of commentary though? Thank you.
3/18/2018 05:59:10 pm
Your mocking email was waaaaay over the top - and if use my name one more time - I will have to quell the urge to castrate you - dearest dearest dearest sweetest sweetest sweetest brother jerk.
3/18/2018 06:03:28 pm
And the above is to the fake blankhole Rapture Ready Randy who I apparently cannot reply to. I assume I can be a fan of Colavito and still be a Christian - or is that not allowed? I have to be mocked in a super bizarre manner that uses my name ten thousand times? Get a grip people.
3/18/2018 06:24:01 pm
I also don't believe in the preTrib rapture - blankhole Randy.
Rapture Ready randy
3/18/2018 06:35:16 pm
Dear Sister Susan,
Rapture Ready Randy
3/18/2018 06:54:38 pm
Dear Sister in Christ Susan,
3/18/2018 09:21:51 pm
I thank you, Susan, for your comments on Mazulli. When he made the mistake of saying that the moon had moved out of phase and did not admit he was wrong, that made me review his skull theories more carefully. This caused me to find Jason Colavito's website. I may not entirely agree with Jason, but, I find his site is one of the very few that uses logical reasoning to explain some of the strange enigmas that exist.
3/18/2018 11:23:31 pm
Preying on the religious beliefs of people has always been, and continues to be a cash cow for many a scumbag.
3/19/2018 11:28:04 am
"...logical and rational... muh revelation and sheeit!..."
3/19/2018 09:48:48 am
Any words of advice for those who suffer from premature tribulation. Asking for a friend.
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