For the second week in a row, Nephilim theorist L. A. Marzulli has devoted the second half of his Acceleration Radio broadcast to interviewing a member of his Paracas skulls research team about the results of their investigation into the skulls’ elongation. Last week Marzulli interviewed geography instructor and anthropologist Rick Woodward, who alleged that the skulls had genetic anomalies, even though many of the “anomalies” are discussed in the scholarly literature as the result of known processes. This week, that team member being interviewed is Dr. Michael Alday, a specialist in occupational and preventative medicine. The interview begins around 26 minutes into the hour, after the rightwing propaganda about “elites” manufacturing a new Civil War and the commercial for pet urine stain remover. According to Marzulli, the pair met at a fringe history conference and bonded over their shared interest in elongated skulls. Marzulli launched the interview by referring to “naysayers” (that would be me) who attribute the deformities seen in elongated skulls from Paracas to head-boarding and head-binding rather than genetic anomalies. As I mentioned last week, the scholarly literature on the topic describes the results of these modifications, which include changes to the front and back of the skull that give the appearance that the foramen magnum, the hole in the skull where the spine attaches, is further back than in an unmodified skull. Marzulli’s team attributes these changes to genetics. “Well, I agree with Rick Woodward that this is just very anomalous,” Alday said. Alday added that his thirty-five years of occupational medicine has given him insight into spinal injuries, so he does not believe it is possible to “push” the foramen magnum back 1 cm using head-binding. He did not account for the fact reported in the scholarly literature that head-binding results in the face protruding outward, which means that when Woodward and Alday use a data point in the palate as their reference point, they are actually choosing a distorted position that throws off their measurements. Alday also took issue with the process documented in scholarly literature since the nineteenth century that the sagittal suture atop the skull, where two plates join later in life, can disappear when head-binding forces it closed in infancy and the bones grow together. “There’s always tell-tale signs if there’s early closing of the sagittal suture. You’re gonna see the signs of that,” he said. He compares the effects of head-binding to a disease called craniosynostosis, a syndrome where the bones of the skull fuse prematurely (but in the absence of applied pressure), resulting in a bony ridge along the suture line. Because the Paracas skulls lack this bony ridge, he concludes that there was never a sagittal suture. It is unclear to me if he studied how bones grow together under pressure, rather than through pathology. According to the scholarly literature, the sagittal suture can eventually disappear late in life. The skull known as “Vancouver Man,” a Native skull unearthed in British Columbia sometime before 1909, does not show a visible sagittal suture in photos of it, and was recognized in 1911 as that of an old man in which the sutures had been obliterated by age. Harold James Cook took pains to note that the skull had not been the subject of head-binding, and the missing sutures were due to age. Cook, interestingly, received criticism from archaeologists and anthropologists for his conclusion—similar to Marzulli and Alday’s—that the skull belonged to a lost non-Native American race. Cook based it entirely on the racist idea that Native Americans couldn’t make arrowheads, so today’s version is a little more sophisticated. Alday believes that the condyles alongside the foramen magnum of the Paracas skulls are oversized, but he correctly notes that this is the result of a “pressure effect” and has nothing to do with genetics, merely the shifting center of gravity in an elongated skull. But Alday then falsely concludes that this means that the “creatures” had genetic “elongated necks,” which does not follow. Both men, however, want this to be true because they want the bodies to belong to the Anakim, a tribe of giants in Jewish lore, because they believe that the name “Anakim” means “long-necks,” when standard sources suggest it comes from a Hebrew word referring to necklaces. This is a little confusing because the Midrash (Gen. R. 26) states that the name refers to their necklaces, but etymologically, it seem only to have some unstated connection to the word ’anak, or neck. Older Bible dictionaries sometimes distinguish between ’anak, the singular word meaning “necklace,” and anakim, a plural word meaning “men of neck.” While many scholars interpret this as meaning “long-necked,” others interpret it as “thick-necked,” referring to their muscular stature, which, frankly, makes more sense than imagining giraffe-like giants.
“This is something to consider. We can’t rule that out yet,” Marzulli said. Alday adds that he believes that the Paracas skulls do not conform to the appearance of head-boarded skulls from other cultures, though he did not provide any examples of said skulls or any research he had done into them. Alday repeated Woodward’s claims that various holes in the skull were missing or in the wrong place. “Did they have anomalous facial features? I don’t know,” Alday said before entering into a discussion why Native Americans are not “the pure race they thought it was” and had “mixture” from “European bloodlines” and “Fallen Angels.” He betrays his attempt at scientific objectivity when he tells Marzulli that the Paracas people had to have genes from beyond Peru because of “megalithic structures” and “100-ton objects” that are supposedly too difficult for mere humans to move on their own. He says that he believes that the Bible giants (yes, he says he uses “what the Bible tells us” to frame his research) were responsible and adds that these giants still exist, but “we just haven’t found them yet.” He proposes looking for “long-necks” in the graves of peoples around the world who built large megalithic structures because he believes Neolithic and Bronze Age ruins are the work of a pre-Flood Giant race. He professes to be awestruck by the Nuragic ruins of Sardinia, which he again attributes to Giants, following a zany theory proposed centuries ago. Next week: Marzulli interviews his “team chiropractor” about the Paracas skulls.
29 Comments
BigNick
3/9/2018 09:11:51 am
I'm really starting to get annoyed by these fringe writers that have never worked a blue collar job thinking they know what humans are capable of constructing.
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tony tone
9/18/2018 10:19:29 pm
you failed to address the added volume and weight in your analysis. is this simply an oversight or do you not have an explanation for this?
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Jim
3/9/2018 11:08:07 am
" I don’t know,” Alday said before entering into a discussion why Native Americans are not “the pure race they thought it was” and had “mixture” from “European bloodlines”
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3/9/2018 12:13:13 pm
Their DNA analysis showed mostly the expected results, but they did get one result of a non-Native European haplogroup. There are many possible reasons: contamination, a post-Conquest skull, etc. They claim that it represents Old World colonization before Columbus, but my instinct would be to look for contamination in the case of an anomalous result like that.
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Jim
3/9/2018 01:07:29 pm
Well they claimed to have comparative samples from Marzulli, Woodward and the camera man. The smart money for contamination would be Miss no mask or glove, Chase Kloetzke.
mag
2/24/2019 12:12:38 pm
Dr Michael Alday has absolutely NO credibility. He is a crook on the run from the state of South Carolina where there are outstanding warrants for his arrest.
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Machala
3/9/2018 11:23:30 am
Pet piss remover is the perfect sponsor for Marzulli. Now if he could find one that could get rid of all the bullshit on his show....
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Jim
3/9/2018 11:37:18 am
I would like to see some testing done to discover if prolonged exposure to Jingos pet urine remover causes mental retardation.
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I am an Idiot
3/9/2018 11:25:54 am
Let me get this straight. There is a clear record of people binding skulls to produce elongation. Then some similar skulls are found in South America and now these are somehow "alien" even though there is a clear record of binding skulls in native groups in other parts of the world. It's like these guys ordered the "physical anthropologist" costume for Halloween or something. Back off we're scientists. wow. Then they are surprised that we all think they are full of it? Please.
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Only Me
3/9/2018 12:37:51 pm
According to Jim Cornette, the late Dusty Rhodes imparted the following wisdom to a wrestler that had botched during a match:
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Bob Jase
3/9/2018 02:41:45 pm
The Bionic Elbow lives in legend.
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Jim
3/9/2018 02:36:29 pm
Complete Paracas Mummy
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Bob Jase
3/9/2018 02:42:44 pm
"these giants still exist, but “we just haven’t found them yet.”
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Jim
3/9/2018 02:55:00 pm
Amazonia ?, Bigfootville Oklahoma ?, The NBA ?
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Daniel
3/9/2018 05:43:07 pm
Recently read an article about a population of giants living underground in the Solomon Islands. According to the article, the giants have a massive city and tunnel system.
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Jim
3/9/2018 06:14:54 pm
I'm not sure about the giants, but the elongated head aliens coming from Europe, I believe originated with Dan Aykroyd and the cast of Saturday Night Live.
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Doc Rock
3/12/2018 12:52:20 pm
Maybe they are hiding in plain sight among the Rothschilds. Last I heard any visible evidence of A-W-R-R Syndrome among those folks is taken as proof of Nephilims and/or aliens walking among us. (cue the folks at the kids table who will now want to argue minutiae about genetic disorders).
Machala
3/13/2018 06:01:22 pm
I wonder what spin Marzulli & Co. will put on this ?
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Jim
3/13/2018 08:47:14 pm
Someone has to have a talk with the Smithsonian, these skulls should be hidden away in a basement vault. Why are they publicly blabbing this information out to those that are meant to be kept in the dark ?
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Americanegro
3/13/2018 11:01:21 pm
You say Bulgarian I say Solutrean. You say Solutrean I say Nephilim. You say Nephilim I say Cistercians.
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Jim
3/13/2018 11:22:19 pm
Hmmm,, perhaps they were stone carvers from Peru.
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Invincible Ignorance
3/16/2018 06:44:23 pm
Anonymous March 15, 2018 at 4:26 PM
Machala
3/16/2018 07:25:52 pm
O.K. Invincible Ignorance ( nom de plume for Scott Wopper ? ) claims that Scott Wolter claims this is strange but true that " NATIVE AMERICANS have been carving petroglyphs in stone for tens of thousands of years ALL AROUND THE WORLD " !
Invincible Ignorance
3/16/2018 10:58:26 pm
If you think I'm CLAIMING he said it you haven't been following along.
Machala
3/16/2018 11:48:08 pm
Invincible,
Jim
3/19/2018 01:34:15 am
If anyone is interested, Wolter has a new blog post out where he mistakes a glitch in a 1939 aerial photo for the foundation of an unknown addition to the Newport Tower. He does not seem to realize the shades in the photo are reversed image (negative) and his "foundation" is showing on top of the canopy of a tree.
Americanegro
3/19/2018 05:28:10 pm
His Cistercian/Freemason/Templar training allows him to see lines on that photo that are not visible to me.
Jim
3/15/2018 11:46:12 am
Latest episode of L. A. Marzulli's "America's Worst Home Interviews" is out where he interviews the chiropractor.
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Jim
3/15/2018 12:03:24 pm
Does anyone know how well Jingos gets rid of those dead body odors grave robbers encounter so frequently ?
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