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Luis Elizondo Gives "The Black Vault" an Unsatisfying, Obfuscating Interview

1/15/2020

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Due to my computer’s recent hard drive failure, I am once again without a computer while I wait for HP to repair my machine. As a result, my posts this week will likely be briefer than normal and perhaps somewhat irregular since I have limited time while working on a shared machine. To that end, today I’d like to discuss briefly Luis Elizondo’s interview with John Greenewald, Jr. of The Black Vault which ran Monday. The interview was meant to help rehabilitate Elizondo’s reputation after the Pentagon said that Elizondo had never run the UFO-hunting office known as AATIP as Elizondo had claimed. The results were… mixed.
Greenewald probably should have pressed Elizondo a bit harder since he let Elizondo get away with some pretty wild conspiracy theories and weaselly language. Plenty of places demanded a follow-up question to highlight inconsistencies and obfuscations. But we have to work with what we’re given.
 
In response to the big question of whether he ever led AATIP, Elizondo failed to directly answer. Previously, he had claimed to be the head of the office and its director. Now, he merely describes himself as the “most senior” person in AATIP, not in charge of running the office but rather serving as a glorified bureaucratic liaison. Weasel words. They sound like he’s disputing the Pentagon’s claim, but they leave enough of an opening to avoid directly lying. Later, when he attacks the Pentagon for lying, he doesn’t directly say they lied about him but rather implies it through complaints about other documented Pentagon lies:
As of [last week], the Pentagon was caught lying to the American people about the unsigned Iran memo.  And [last month], the Pentagon had to admit to the Washington Post that it lied to the American people for 18 years over the success in Afghanistan.  And let’s not forget their history of lying about the success of the Vietnam War, the hazards of Agent Orange to our soldiers, and the effects of asbestos to our sailors.  Frankly, I am not surprised; however, I am optimistic people are beginning to see through their foolishness. […] AATIP was NOT, repeat NOT a covert program and therefore there is no justification for the Pentagon to lie to the American people… if this is indeed what they are doing.  The longer they continue to change their position, the more I fear that this may be an active effort to suppress the truth.
Elizondo, as you recall, claims to have been part of the program, so shouldn’t have some idea which statements are true and which are lies? Shouldn’t he be able to tell whether they are hiding the “truth”? Or does he not know the “truth”? This really needed more follow-up.
 
Fortunately for him, he has an out: He alleges that he has a non-disclosure agreement that conveniently applies to any difficult questions about evidence. Despite having an NDA that seemingly restricts him to only discussing History Channel-style bullshit, he is “confident” that other officials will somehow reveal the “truth” that everyone allegedly knows but no one will speak, once they “retire” and somehow avoid the legal traps that have restricted Elizondo to cable TV flying-saucer duty.
 
Elizondo also floated a conspiracy theory that a small cabal of bad actors in the Pentagon are attempting to destroy him, and he offered a cryptic and unsubstantiated passive-voice claim that “efforts are underway to isolate and expose these individuals and hold them accountable.” By whom? Accountable for what? Elizondo’s next sentence answers part of it. Elizondo claims these are “our” efforts, which can only mean To the Stars Academy of Arts and Science, his current employer and the only “our” he could logically refer to. This really demands a follow-up question about how and why Elizondo and TTSA are attempting to punish government workers for disputing their unsubstantiated claims—and why the response to criticism is to attempt to purge the critics rather than prove Elizondo’s claims correct. The answer, I fear, is that he can’t prove his claims, as his shifting answers on his AATIP role suggest.
 
To forestall criticism of his lack of evidence, Elizondo attacked the press—the same press that gleefully reports on TTSA’s every round of substance-free intellectual flatulence—by claiming that the news outlets that let him spout his unevidenced drivel are somehow biased against UFOs: “The days of real reporting seem to be over,” he said, “replaced instead by ‘journalists’ looking for salacious headlines, click bait, and readership at any cost.  Most ‘journalists’ are simply editorialists in disguise.  It is my opinion that this is why the American people do not trust the media anymore.” It’s an artful dodge, of course, but one transparently designed to discredit any criticism by attempting to move the goalposts and place the burden not on Elizondo and TTSA to provide evidence but on the media to treat assertions as coequal with facts.
 
Greenewald ended his article by commending Elizondo for speaking with him, but to be entirely frank, I see nothing in the interview that wasn’t part of Elizondo’s regular schtick. He has merely gotten better at using the chaotic state of the Pentagon under Donald Trump to his advantage by tying any doubts about his claims to the trust deficit created by Trump’s serial dishonesty and the Pentagon’s flailing under his unsteady leadership. But remember: Elizondo doesn’t trust the Pentagon so much that he and TTSA signed a contract to work with them to investigate the metal slag that they imagine came from an alien spaceship, a contract potentially worth millions in free research for TTSA. He thinks the Pentagon is trying to suppress the truth … by doing TTSA’s research for them? Totally untrustworthy!
106 Comments
Joe Scales
1/15/2020 10:56:23 am

"He has merely gotten better at using the chaotic state of the Pentagon under Donald Trump to his advantage by tying any doubts about his claims to the trust deficit created by Trump’s serial dishonesty and the Pentagon’s flailing under his unsteady leadership."

Which is a wholly speculative, gratuitous political smear inserted for what? Politicking. That's what you're becoming man. Another woke, partisan hack whose core message is lost in political pandering.

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AMHC
1/15/2020 11:44:12 am

Excuse me, but aren't you the guy who repeatedly plays the WWII card about Paperclip Politics as AN EXCUSE for obfuscation by everyone EXCEPT YOU? Since when is evaluating an article for logical fallacies anything other than what it is? Aren't you ALSO the same mouthpiece that attributes a Christian religious orientation to this blog and itsi author by extension? What kind of Gnosticism really has your goat? That people all over the world know what historical dualism is and how to discuss it in mixed secular and religious company or is that you don't understand the VARIOUS uses of essentialism when discussing the subjective in a given historiography like the History of Science?

Guess what? I not only don't care why you're complaining, that Jason has free will or anything else. There is no reason for your whining and bad attitude. The suspension of belief is required for the conduction of science. It's required to facillifac communication. I used to comment on this blog years ago and quite frankly, IT'S BECOME A HOSTILE VIOLENT AGGRESSIVE VENUE. There is NO EXCUSE for a non stop paradigm of conflict. None. ItsI not SAFE TO COMMENT HERE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE THAT BEHAVE AND COMMUNICATE THE WAY YOU COMMUNICATE.

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What kind of Gnosticism
1/15/2020 11:56:07 am

Gnosticism denied the physical substance of Christ and Joe Scales is no such person

Not the Comte de Saint Germain
1/15/2020 12:05:45 pm

Not to express any opinion on the rest of your comment, but the one who attributes a Christian religious orientation to the blog is entirely different from Scales. He's a nuisance who's been here for at least six years, longer than Scales has. Their writing styles are pretty different, so I don't know why you're confusing them.

Who’s biased?
1/15/2020 12:06:16 pm

Regardless of whether you’re right or wrong, your use of loaded words like “woke” is not an indication of political independence.

Don't Worry, Not The Comte de Saint Germain
1/15/2020 05:31:16 pm

Don't Worry, Not The Comte de Saint Germain - 2,000 years of accepted beliefs will not be demolished in 5 seconds - no matter how easily that can be done. Everything is there - staring the world in the face - but people don't understand.

Is this April Fool's
1/15/2020 10:53:04 pm

The Bible is overflowing with paranormal and supernatural content. That makes it right for criticism.

Jim
1/15/2020 12:26:41 pm

"Guess what? I not only don't care why you're complaining, that Jason has free will or anything else. There is no reason for your whining and bad attitude. The suspension of belief is required for the conduction of science. It's required to facillifac communication. I used to comment on this blog years ago and quite frankly, IT'S BECOME A HOSTILE VIOLENT AGGRESSIVE VENUE. There is NO EXCUSE for a non stop paradigm of conflict. None. ItsI not SAFE TO COMMENT HERE BECAUSE OF PEOPLE THAT BEHAVE AND COMMUNICATE THE WAY YOU COMMUNICATE."

Agreed, regular and solid posters have been chased off of the comment section of this blog for a number of years now, turning it into a cesspool of ad hominem, foul mouthed, nitpicking attacks by Scales as well as Kent.

Thank you for speaking out.

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Machala
1/15/2020 12:41:27 pm

"Agreed, regular and solid posters have been chased off of the comment section of this blog for a number of years now, turning it into a cesspool of ad hominem, foul mouthed, nitpicking attacks by Scales as well as Kent.

Thank you for speaking out."

Thank you, as well, for voicing what many of us who read this blog, feel. It is unfortunate that someone cannot post a point of view or opinion without being subjected to nasty, personal attacks.

Joe Scales
1/15/2020 01:13:15 pm

Machala,
You and I have disagreed here, but gotten along anyway. I've been making the same argument for years for our host to avoid the politics. But you do that, and folks simply take you for their political opposition, hate you accordingly, and disparage anything you write regardless of merit.

But look at the place. I was right. It's become a cesspool. People are at war here and deep down, it's because of their bullshit politics. That's why I don't even want to try to discuss anything rationally with them, because it is all bullshit, politics and lies. I'll tell them. But they're the ones that won't stop. They're the ones driving these stupid strings of nonsense. Shouting it down even. But you can't beat stupid and you can't beat crazy. That's why I'd rather cut and paste the truth in regard to their own crazed activity on this board in hopes that they'll take a look in the mirror some day and realize their incivility.

Even you Machala... you're taking sides because of your leanings. You're rooting for the others not so much because they're right, but their politics align with yours. I'd be happy to ignore them. In each case Machala, it is me addressing our host and then them piling on. I don't comment of their thoughts otherwise. I don't respect them. I don't wish to interact with them. Yet they see me as a way to score points. They want to see me fall and be the ones to do it. All pretty silly really. What must go through their minds at night.

Again, I've always gotten along with you and have been able to disagree with you rationally. If there is any change in this regard, it's within you. As here I am. Rational as ever.

Anti-semitic stuff
1/15/2020 01:54:23 pm

I am glad that the pro-PLO message got deleted. That was very offensive coming from a two-faced poster on this Blog who now presents themselves as being whiter-than-white..

Machala
1/15/2020 03:07:23 pm

Joe Scales,
You and I may be on opposite poles politically ( or maybe not ) and you are right that we have on occasion, had our differences on this site BUT we have always ( and I hope will continue ) to respectively disagree. I treat people as they treat me but always try to err on the side of civility. There are too many trolls and vituperative individuals who have kidnapped this site to crudely express off-the-wall posts that have absolutely NOTHING to do with the blog! The troglodytes, with their scatological and homophobic attacks on Mr.Colavito and his readers, and the Hatfield/McCoy types whose private feuds, have frequently driven rational discussion from this forum. It is often impossible to debate the merits of Jason's post because the commentary has gone so far off topic.

One quick rebuttal, Joe. Like it or not, because of the current divisive political atmosphere that pervades our daily lives, there is NO mistaking that our political/social perceptions are tangential to almost all our thinking and conversation.

Colombian (mis)advice
1/15/2020 03:31:19 pm

Another message that needed deleting was about discouraging Biblical criticism.

Joe Scales
1/15/2020 04:31:19 pm

"BUT we have always ( and I hope will continue ) to respectively disagree."

We can continue in this manner. However, you saluted someone above who flat out lied in claiming I've made "foul mouthed" attacks upon folks here. Though I'm not above using profanity, it's rare here that I actually do. Mostly when I call out "bullshit politics" (which doesn't have to pervade each and every waking moment of our lives). So if we are to continue in this manner, I would humbly request a retraction in this regard.

I criticize Jason. He's a big boy. I'd like to think of it as constructive, even if not always couched in platitudes. If he felt I was trolling him, all he'd have to do is write me and ask for me to leave and I would gladly oblige. Now how many of you will go on the record with the same commitment?

Kent
1/15/2020 05:05:45 pm

"Agreed, regular and solid posters have been chased off of the comment section of this blog for a number of years now, turning it into a cesspool of ad hominem, foul mouthed, nitpicking attacks by Scales as well as Kent."

That something the rapist would say. Sorry, I meant the therapist.

Let's talk about why your "solid poster" thread about "Wrong again, Kentypoo" was deleted.

Jim
1/15/2020 07:31:52 pm

Joe Scales:

" However, you saluted someone above who flat out lied in claiming I've made "foul mouthed" attacks upon folks here."

Joe Scales:

"You love me so much, you see me in other people. Time to see a doctor mother-fucker. A doctor."

Kent
1/15/2020 07:32:14 pm

"ANTI-SEMITIC STUFF
1/15/2020 01:54:23 pm
I am glad that the pro-PLO message got deleted. That was very offensive coming from a two-faced poster on this Blog who now presents themselves as being whiter-than-white."

So would it be fair to say you're against people invading Israel and slaughtering the inhabitants? Would you be in favor of that or not in favor of that? Just trying to get your position clear. Are you against people invading Israel and slaughtering the inhabitants?

Special Victims Unit
1/15/2020 07:34:53 pm

The thread went bye bye because Kent's comments here were sounding more and more like a NAMBLA member in a Dark Web chat room. Jim has nothing to do with it.

Kent
1/15/2020 08:57:31 pm

What is NAMBLA? Is that something Jim's connected with? I'm not following.

Chief Stone Canoe
1/16/2020 05:38:56 am

"I'm not following."

That's always a safe bet.

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 10:09:07 am

Jesus Christ...
Even though I didn't deny ever using profanity here, the one time use of the word "mother-fucker" to shame a cyber-stalker does not qualify as multiple "foul mouthed attacks" as falsely claimed by Jim. Jim knows he accused me of this above because he stupidly believes me and Kent to be the same individual. Maybe he's come to his senses in this regard as he's so far refrained from remaking the allegation in this one. I just don't care though. Jim is the one that take these threads onward to oblivion because he simply cannot control himself and he has all the time in the world to be online to spread his imbecility. He won't stop. He can't stop. And now he's on his way to comb this board hoping to find more obscenities on my part.

Happy hunting lunatic.

Jim
1/16/2020 10:58:54 am

Sorry Joe but your usual twisting someone else's words into something they didn't actually say doesn't work anymore.

This is one of your go to strategies.
How many times have I called you out for paraphrasing Jason and accusing him of saying something he didn't even say ?
You are a hoot Joe ! You keep me amused !

As anyone can easily see, I included Kent in my complaint of "ad hominem, foul mouthed, nitpicking attacks", and never specifically accused you of multiple acts of profanity.
As a matter of fact, I never accused you of profanity at all !
Just another example of you changing what someone says to something else'
Profanity and foul mouthed are not the same thing.
You have thrown dozens of foul mouthed insults at me without using profanity.
For an example, if someone told you to "go suck it", that would be foul mouthed without using profanity.

Anyhoo, carry on with your word twisting game, I quite enjoy eating your lunch.

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 11:33:51 am

"Agreed, regular and solid posters have been chased off of the comment section of this blog for a number of years now, turning it into a cesspool of ad hominem, foul mouthed, nitpicking attacks by Scales as well as Kent."

And once again, I'm drawn into the painful imbecility that is Jim. Please stop Jim. Just stop.

Taffeta
1/16/2020 01:24:19 pm

What color is the sky in the world where clearly demonstrating that Joe Scales is in the wrong constitutes imbecility?

Joe: " I didn't do it."

Somebody with a brain: "Here's a direct quote from you proving that you did, Joe."

Joe: "Blah, blah, blah, imbecile. Blah, blah blah, idiot, blah, blah, blah, stop it."

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 02:33:39 pm

Taffeta,
How many times do you change your moniker here in one day? How many posts of yours has Jason deleted? Will you agree to leave the site if Jason asks? Do you even give him a proper email address?

So it's more like Jim abides by his obsession. I remind him of it. Then you show up and tell us he's right.

"Jim also creates new screen names here. Quite often. Like that time I told him I didn't wish to engage him on this board. So he used another name to do so."

Gloria hoggenfassel
1/17/2020 02:22:36 am

Joe Scales: the more I am demonstrated to be an idiot the more I am going to run my mouth because i have nothing. Blah, blah, blah.....

Joe Scales
1/17/2020 10:40:57 am

"Jim also creates new screen names here. Quite often. Like that time I told him I didn't wish to engage him on this board. So he used another name to do so."

Mad Dog Mattis
1/15/2020 01:29:37 pm

Instability at the pentagon linked to a high turnover rate among personnel has been widely discussed in the media. That includes major newspapers as well as watchdog groups and respected policy outlets like Foreign Policy magazine. Unless one chooses to dismiss all such reports as fake news it is a valid concern to raise.

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Jim
1/15/2020 01:51:28 pm

That being said, it would leave "Trump’s serial dishonesty" as Joe's
" wholly speculative, gratuitous political smear".

I really can't see that as any sort of argument.

Perhaps Joe could explain what part is "wholly speculative" ?

gratuitous:
uncalled for; lacking good reason; unwarranted.

Perhaps Joe could explain what part is gratuitous ?

And how is stating a reasonable accurate state of affairs a political smear ?

Not the Comte de Saint Germain
1/15/2020 01:52:40 pm

Agreed. There has not been an American presidential administration this chaotic within living memory, whether Democratic or Republican. To insist that everyone ignore that is not rational, it's willfully blind.

An Anonymous Nerd
1/15/2020 09:01:26 pm

There you go again, Mr. Scales. Mr. Colavito says something negative about your favorite reality show star, and you accuse him of "pandering." I may as well accuse him of pandering to you whenever he says something negative about a Fringe figure with a political orientation closer to mine.

Granted, given the special relationship between the Fringe and the Right (as Mr. Colavito and I both have demonstrated capably time and time again), this happens less often, but it still happens.

Regarding the condition of the Pentagon under your reality show celebrity as President, I believe it to be likely Mr. Colavito was reacting to reports like this one:

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/08/donald-trump-created-pentagon-credibility-problem-096146

and this one:

https://www.politico.com/news/2019/11/25/trump-strain-pentagon-more-departures-073821

and this one:

https://www.npr.org/2019/11/25/782549010/seal-case-triggers-power-struggle-between-navy-president-trump

and this one:

https://www.npr.org/2019/09/04/757463817/these-are-the-11-border-projects-getting-funds-intended-for-military-constructio

Yes I know you don't believe these stories because they are written by [insert whatever buzz word the President is using this week to refer to the Press], and they contradict your favorite reality show star's Twitter feed. But oh well.

As to the possible impact of all this on this Fringe figure (wow I've forgotten his name! they all blend together) and what he says? Meh. It's a pretty reasonable hypothesis Mr. Colavito has put forth but I personally wouldn't have advanced it because it's too close to things other Fringe types have said before your favorite reality show star got into electoral politics to begin with. I can see it, though.

-An Anonymous Nerd

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Joe Scales
1/16/2020 09:59:50 am

"-An Anonymous Nerd "

Liar, liar, pants on fire. You are a lying liar.

Who's belly-aching?
1/15/2020 09:36:22 pm

Is this April Fools? The Bible is full of paranormal and supernatural stuff. That makes it game for criticism.

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AMHC
1/15/2020 01:00:14 pm

Wow! Thank You everyone!

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Joe Scales
1/15/2020 01:21:04 pm

You have me confused with someone else, I'm afraid.

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Kent
1/15/2020 05:47:44 pm

I get that a lot too!

Commodore Obvious
1/15/2020 05:56:04 pm

That goes without saying.

White person
1/15/2020 01:43:43 pm

I vote for Trump, of course.

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White Person is Right
1/15/2020 01:58:29 pm

Donald Trump and Mike Pompeo are just the right people to deal with the likes of North Korea and Iran. Obama undid all the hard work that was done in Afghanistan by Bush and staunchly refused to do anything about ISIS --- thinking that the military deficient armies of the East could cope with it. Obama was as guilty as the rise of ISIS as ISIS itself,

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Kent
1/15/2020 05:42:15 pm

Sadly Obama didn't undo anything in Afghanistan and neither has Trump. I'm still waiting for someone to withdraw all the troops form Afghanistan, Syria, and Iraq,home of our largest CIA station.

On the bright side John McCain is sucking cocks and sewing socks in hell. But he was never photographed wearing blackface, unlike the Prime Minister of Canada and the Governor of Virginia and global warming activist Ted Danson. How dare you!

Crash55
1/15/2020 05:35:20 pm

I want to know what NDA he signed? Normally the only NDA a government employee signs is the one to protect classified information. When you leave government service you have a one year period where you can’t represent a company to the government on anything you were involved with. In some cases that period is for life but it doesn’t sound like he falls into that category.

The other thing is about the “contract.” It is a CRADa which is different than a normal contract. It allows for a private company to pay the government to do work. It also allows for true collaboration where both sides perform work for free towards a specific goal. The work though must be outlined in the CRADA. You can find this CRADA online and I saw very little that would point to millions in free research. Most of the government is frowning on zero dollar CRADAs these days so I wouldn’t be surprised if little to nothing actually comes out if it.

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Kent
1/15/2020 05:45:12 pm

You don't understand! Trump runs the government so it must be millionsofdollars!!!

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Crash55
1/15/2020 06:21:07 pm

I think in this case Jason just doesn’t realize the way government testing is done.

The government can’t make a profit so you only pay the fully burdened rate of the person running the tests. At most say $170 an hour.

Kent
1/15/2020 07:14:43 pm

$170 an hour gets you my assistant (by which I mean the waitress I'm fucking) taking a message. You don't work, do you?

Crash55
1/15/2020 08:09:01 pm

@KENT

The government isn’t allowed to make a profit so our rates are our salary + fringe + overhead. It winds up being basically twice that the employee is paid.

GS rates can be found at: https://www.opm.gov/policy-data-oversight/pay-leave/salaries-wages/2020/general-schedule/

The organization with the CRADA is located in Warren, MI. The hourly rate for. a GS15 Step 10 is $81.84 an hour. So the billable rate is about $160 - $180 an hour..

Kent
1/15/2020 09:25:35 pm

Keep being an idiot I guess. I don't know what nook or cranny or Warren, MI you're in, that's right I said "urine" and we can all have a good laugh but in the real world $2000 a day for a consultant doesn't even get a second look. You're bringing him/her in for a reason.

I keep a just-fucked waitress on staff precisely to hang up on cheapskates like you.

"Head" secretary
1/16/2020 05:47:09 am

Kent's mother is indeed an excellent gatekeeper!!

Crash55
1/16/2020 07:20:21 am

@Kent

You really are nothing but a troll with a kindergarten education aren't you?
We aren't talking about the waitress (probably the corner hooker) you "doing." My guess is you are the dishwasher. We are talking about the way the government works. Unlike you I linked to actual numbers. Yes a private sector consultant will be much more per hour but we are not talking private sector.

As for NDA"s if you were actually capable of understanding what I wrote you would see I said NDAs related to classified information. The portable nukes are classified (not their existence but operation, construction, etc) . I signed one when I had to climb inside an M1 and look at something. Elizondo claims the program was not classified so thus it would be unusual to have an NDA causing issues.

As in previous threads, go crawl back in your hole and let people with actual knowledge and reading comprehension discuss. All you are doing is showing your ignorance.

Bring back the lobotomy
1/16/2020 07:56:47 am

You do realize that kent has serious issues. He honestly thinks that he is being witty and edgy and making other people look dumb and uninformed. Even the most dedicated troll is not going to spend years hanging out on a site 24-7 spouting this kind of stuff unless they are a certifiable nutjob. Really quite counterproductive since he consistently comes across as even more obnoxious, idiotic, and uneducated than the fringe nuts who are supposed to be the ones in the crosshairs here. It is saying a lot when someone can out crazy the crazies over on scott Wolters blog and with an equal lack of self-awareness.

Kent used to go by the name
1/16/2020 08:51:19 am

Rabid Robert over on the Alex Jones website. He is/was a conspiratard and was in complete agreement with everything that was spouted on that crazy site, but he was still universally hated by the posters.

Think about that. He agreed with all the nutjobs there, he agreed with Alex Jones, but even then he was despised.

Kent has a personality disorder.

Jim
1/16/2020 10:02:04 am

@ Crash55,

There is no bottom to what Kent will say.
He has been insinuating that I am a rapist for a while now.

Of course one cannot forget that he invited A Buddhist to commit suicide on this Blog.

She no longer posts here, run off by Kent when he answered to the moniker American cool Disco Dan.

A Buddhist
12/1/2018 02:24:32 pm

"As a person (I hope the only one!) whom ACDD has urged to commit suicide, I agree that ACDD has genuine knowledge. I have accepted corrections from ACDD. However, ACDD so mixes genuine knowledge with insults and uncharitable allegations and assumptions about those whom he/she interacts with that it is difficult to accept the correction in good spirits.
As one who has been suicidal, I think that ACDD does great harm buy encouraging anyone to commit suicide."

Recent Kent quotes:

"I keep a just-fucked waitress on staff precisely to hang up on cheapskates like you."

"$170 an hour gets you my assistant (by which I mean the waitress I'm fucking) "

"On the bright side John McCain is sucking cocks and sewing socks in hell."

"No, your use of "If" was because you are not a geologist. Fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon."

"Fuck you, bitch. Who's the Grammar Nazi now?"

"Always nice to hear from the one guy who's never fucked a waitress. (Y'see, the only possible comeback is "I have TOO fucked a waitress!" and right thinking people will go... oooh, TMI dude, you're just icky!) "

" Is it right or wrong to have sex with waitresses? I've only gotten nipple. Am I behind the curve?"

"As I understand it your recommendation is that I should kill myself because I talked about fucking waitresses. I appreciate the advice and will put that on my "to do" list."

"Please stop using this roundabout method to contact me. I have told you repeatedly I am not interested in 13 year old boys and assisting you would be both morally wrong and legally wrong. I want no part of it. Please do not ever contact me again."

"Bobby, Bobby Boo, Baby Booboo, Baberinoo, you profoundly retarded waste of jism, oxygen, and water: it was sarcasm."

"You didn't "forgot" about the DNA, you DENIED. It's like Peter saying he "forgot" about Christ three times. Are you focking stupid Focker? I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me? You fock up and I'm the bad guy because I mock you for it?"

" Jesus finger fucking Christ you really are stupid, aren't you? I didn't remember the article myself but I put on my big boy pants and LOOKED IT UP before leaving pecker tracks all over the keyboard.,,,,,,,
,,,,,You stupid fucking idiot. Bone samples have already been taken and retained."

"Jim reaches lonely squirty orgasm again."

Well you get the drift, this could go on for a long time, like I said there is no bottom to Kent's depravity.

Kentypoo
1/16/2020 10:09:47 am

@Jim,

Yucky oversharing on Kentypoo's part when he acknowledged that he only "gets nipple."

I agree that there is no bottom to Kent/Rabid Robert's depravity. The question is why does Jason put up with him? He hijacks the comment section of every blog post.

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 10:31:41 am

"The question is why does Jason put up with him?"

Simply put, because you all respond to him. You keep interest in the site and the clicks add up. How many times do you come and see what Kent's up to? How many times do you respond? If someone is truly a menace, the best way to encourage them to leave is to ignore them. But you can't, and Jason benefits accordingly.

Kent
1/16/2020 05:46:58 pm

"As for NDA"s if you were actually capable of understanding what I wrote you would see I said NDAs related to classified information. The portable nukes are classified (not their existence but operation, construction, etc) . I signed one when I had to climb inside an M1 and look at something. Elizondo claims the program was not classified so thus it would be unusual to have an NDA causing issues."

That's like you claiming to be Dr. Ruth or Sweet Sweet Connie because a Scoutmaster violated you. There's a whole universe out there. You have no idea.

Kent
1/16/2020 05:49:37 pm

@Jim: Please stop using this roundabout method to contact me. I have told you repeatedly I am not interested in 13 year old boys and assisting you would be both morally wrong and legally wrong. I want no part of it. Please do not ever contact me again.

Crash55
1/16/2020 06:07:15 pm

@Kent
Sorry but you are the one tat knows nothing and obviously living in a bubble. I doubt you have any experience on the civilian side of the DoD.

The only reason for DoD to have an employee sign an NDA is to protect classified information. Elizondo is just talking out of his ass - just like you. Yes outside firms sign NDAs when reviving government IP. Employees are bound by the markings on the information. The regulations do everything an NDA would.

So go back to your childish exchanges with other posters and stop showing how little you know about anything.

Kent
1/15/2020 09:36:17 pm

"CRASH55
1/15/2020 05:35:20 pm
I want to know what NDA he signed? Normally the only NDA a government employee signs is the one to protect classified information."

I'd be very surprised if all NDAs passed across your desk Were you ever trained in man portable atomic demolition? That's an NDA most people and specifically you never get to see. It specifies that if you get selected for the training again you can't say "I've already been to the training." You have to go again.

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Kent
1/15/2020 07:10:03 pm

I got to the end of the article and then there was the obligatory Trump mention. Oh well.

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Joe Scales
1/16/2020 10:26:51 am

I point that out and the imbeciles here think it's an invitation to discuss the particulars of a political smear. The point they miss is that politics is a cesspool of lies. Positions are not taken for the sake of truth, but despite it; all in favor of the political party. Arguments are made with confirmation bias, proof by assertion and association fallacy. That's politics. Each side believes they are right. Each side believes they are moral. Each side is equally stupid.

If our host started parroting Fox & Friends, intermingled with his debunking, many here would believe he'd have my wholehearted support. That is absurd. Taking a side was never the point. Once you make your side clear and then guide all you do by its course... you're no longer debunking. You're politicking. And the cesspool comes automatically.

If Jason embraced the other side with his bias, my criticism would remain intact. Unchanged.

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Jim
1/16/2020 11:32:27 am

" The point they miss is that politics is a cesspool of lies."

Perhaps the point you have missed is that the fringe is also a cesspool of lies, and, as has been pointed to you numerous times, the fringe and the right are somewhat joined at the hip, to a much greater degree than the left.

Good lord man, President Trump and his top right wing Republican supporters are openly and proudly spreading Russian conspiracy theories and lies to (supposedly) the benefit of Trumps politics.
Don't even get me started on the climate change denial by the White House and the catastrophic damage this will most assuredly have on the planet and humanity.

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 11:38:56 am

See Kent? Case in point. These imbeciles still think I want to argue politics. They cannot control themselves in this regard.

Jim
1/16/2020 11:51:31 am

Well lookey here, Joe distancing himself from his previous position of defending all things Trump.

I just can't imagine why,,,hahahahahahaha

Give it a couple of months and Joe will be saying "who is this Trump Guy".

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 11:53:58 am

"But there I did it. I paid attention to you. So I'm sure you'll keep going Jim. Because you're crazy. Because you're stupid. You'll think you're winning too Jim. Because you're crazy. Because you're stupid. You'll again make the fallacious argument that my silence means I can't beat your arguments. No Jim. I can't beat crazy. I can't beast stupid. So in that sense, yes Jim. You're winning.

Again Jim. Please stop. Please. At this point, it's for your own good."

Iskanander
1/15/2020 10:35:17 pm

It's important to consider the Trump presidency when trying to figure out tts&aas for the simple reason that whatever tts&aas had thought they were going to pull off was aligned with, and dependent upon, a Clinton presidency, with J. Podesta as their primary handler.

I don't think Elizondo and tts&aas are leveraging chaos at the Pentagon. Does the Pentagon seem 'chaotic'? They seem to be doing stuff you'd expect them to be doing, and they seem to be doing it pretty efficiently. I dunno.

What I am certain of, though, is that tts&aas wasn't rolled out as expected because of the surprise we all got with Trump in 2016.

In terms of any "trust deficit", LE does take it back to Vietnam, so...anyhoo.

If this is tts&aas released under any sort of conditions of 'chaos', I don't even want to think about what an 'ordered' release of
tts&aas might have looked like.

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Henry
1/15/2020 10:53:16 pm

Proof this is a hate blog.

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Iskanander
1/15/2020 11:00:33 pm

It not anything like that.

It's more like a "what's-sauce-for-the-goose-is sauce-for-the -gander blog.

'Member that one?

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Paranormal & Supernatural
1/15/2020 11:53:55 pm

Don't forget - Paranormal & Supernatural stuff is overflowing in The Bible and this Blog is full of criticism of the paranormal and supernatural.

Iskanander
1/15/2020 11:59:02 pm

That's what I just said.

Yes, this is a special place.

I once doubted, but then revisited Jason's mission statement posted on his blog.

This is the right place for this conversation about writing to be happening.

❤️

You're "Zazz"?

Sorry if I've got you wrong.

Jr. Time Lord
1/16/2020 12:21:36 am

"As of [last week], the Pentagon was caught lying to the American people about the unsigned Iran memo. And [last month], the Pentagon had to admit to the Washington Post that it lied to the American people for 18 years over the success in Afghanistan. And let’s not forget their history of lying about the success of the Vietnam War, the hazards of Agent Orange to our soldiers, and the effects of asbestos to our sailors."

This sounds like a spoiled child ticked off at mother. She lied about Santa. She lied about the Tooth fairy. She lied about the Easter Bunny. And let's not forget the Stork.

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Iskanander
1/16/2020 12:46:59 am

"This sounds like a spoiled child ticked off at mother. She lied about Santa. She lied about the Tooth fairy. She lied about the Easter Bunny. And let's not forget the Stork."

What sort of weirdly imagined Leave-it-to-Beaver world do you come from where children actually act like that?

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Kent
1/16/2020 11:48:31 am

The same world in which he reads 2 to 5 books a day every day for the last 42 years. The same world in which religious zealots stole his email address.

@Mr. Scales: Did you notice that I and by extension you am/are a well known poster on the Alex Jones site under the name Rabid Robert? The paranoia of thinking you've nailed down someone's secret identity...

Fuck that shit, Pabst Blue Ribbon, I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 11:57:21 am

Yeah, I saw that Kent. And how quick the myopic are to accept such as fact. Remember when we were Mr. Lister?

I, oops I mean we
1/16/2020 01:35:09 pm

Hey, look everybody, "joe" and "kent" are having a conversation. And amazingly they are in complete agreement.

Joe Scales
1/16/2020 02:39:16 pm

I think it's funny as all hell whenever one of you imbeciles goes full-on Gunn. It solidifies your lot in life with no doubt. Heck, I might have to start using more profanity.

Kent
1/16/2020 04:05:56 pm

YOU FUCKING DON'T! Profanity's my thing, darn it. Here's something that would break the universe: what if I were to urge you to commit suicide?

Before Mrs. Grundy takes to her fainting couch, that's the old Perry Mason tactic of "Suppose I were to say to you..."

f we ever meet IRL I'm going to make out with you like Anthony Warren dropping off a prom dumpster baby or Jim having one of his fits!

I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?

Ain't no Joe Scales write like this Black Jesus!

Iskanander
1/16/2020 10:13:00 pm

"The paranoia of thinking you've nailed down someone's secret identity..."

Well, it started with "Hide & Seek" as a kid, and that was a sort of gateway-drug that made Steve Jackson's "Killer" an instant hit later on.

Paranoia is fun. Ask H.P. Lovecraft.

"I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"

Maybe not for milk, but I bet I could get sumpin' 'outta there.

Kent
1/17/2020 12:13:07 am

I don't have to ask Lovecraft ("Is that a sex book?") I'll just check in with Nigger Man.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Rats_in_the_Walls

Why is everyone here so racist?

Iskanander
1/17/2020 12:43:48 am

Oh for Christ's sake, get over it.

My grandparents had a cat named "Whodat".

You own that past along with the rest of us.

Now, c'mere and let me milk those nips!

Seriously? Would you norm-out for 10 secs?

Don't make me bring back NOT KENT and your own SPICY GRANDMA, they do massive D20.

Kent
1/17/2020 01:12:18 am

I'm not from this country so I don't understand why you're so racist and talking about your grandparents. But it sounds like you hate black people.

Iskanander
1/17/2020 01:23:28 am

M'kay both you bitches.

Don't make me post an enchilada recipe.

Don't force my hand. I'm warning you both. You keep it up and see how far off topic I take this thread to enchilada-land.

Joe Scales
1/17/2020 10:52:15 am

"... what if I were to urge you to commit suicide?"

Your stock on this board would rise accordingly.

Kent
1/17/2020 10:55:59 am

You Bulgarian son of a bitch! I'm just trying to get home and I'd like some breakfast.

Jim
1/16/2020 04:33:01 pm

Joe scales quotes:

"Jason knows Joe and I are different people."

" However, you saluted someone above who flat out lied in claiming I've made "foul mouthed" attacks upon folks here."

"You love me so much, you see me in other people. Time to see a doctor mother-fucker. A doctor."

More Scales quotes, a quick peek, just scanning the comments on the first page of results on google search using:

site:jasoncolavito.com Joe Scales + ass


"V is talking out of her oh, so ample ass."

"I just like to rub your nose in your own feces, you worthless cretin of a cyber-stalker. "

"Sorry V, but we don't slut-shame here."

" You stupid, fucking imbecile."

"Joe Scales
11/5/2019 11:35:13 am
www.jumpupmyass.com/withyoureyeswideopen"

"Jesus Christ, you're an imbecile."
(There is some profanity for ya Joe)

"Just leave, you dumbass. Just leave."

"Huge fan. As Ricky might say, in regard to his plans tonight:
"I'm gonna get really fucking high, really fucking drunk... and then go to Colavito's blog and bash the imbeciles."

"Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be. Now make like a tree and fuck off..."

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And no Joe this didn't take much time at all.


Well Joe, do you still stand by this ?

" However, you saluted someone above who flat out lied in claiming I've made "foul mouthed" attacks upon folks here."

Do you still want an apology ?

Just who is the liar here Joe ?

Lying Joe Scales.

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Joe Scales
1/17/2020 10:36:14 am

Jim, you imbecile...
The Ricky and Jim Lahey routine was having a bit of fun with folks I normally don't get along with. They are quotes from The Trailer Park Boys; an incredibly funny Canadian television show. Perhaps you missed it, which is probable as you have absolutely no sense of humor. They were not "attacks", you stupid, stupid man.

But given all my contributions here, it's still a rarity that I will accent my posts with profanity. But then again, I didn't deny ever using profanity Jim. I'm just not known for profane attacks. You accused me of this because you still stupidly believe me and Kent are one and the same. Just admit it, you imbecile.

I really don't want to do this Jim. You will go on forever. Pointing out your imbecility is not something I savor. It is too damned easy. And you'll never measure up Jim. So please stop trying. You've become a menace on this site and I do not wish to interact with you. Take a look in the mirror Jim. The problem is you, your obsession and your crazed behavior which is doing a disservice to our host. Do you think people are even following this? Do you really think you're scoring points? You're just crazy Jim. And stupid. And how many times do I have to tell you that I can't beat crazy Jim. I can't beat stupid. So take that victory and go cyber-stalk someone else. Please.

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Jim
1/17/2020 12:13:10 pm

Thanks for your response Joe.

Please be advised that it is fair game for someone to respond to public accusations of being a liar with evidence showing that the one accusing him is in fact the one doing the lying.

Joe Scales Quote:

" However, you saluted someone above who flat out lied in claiming I've made "foul mouthed" attacks upon folks here."

Joe of course thinks I shouldn't respond to this, I wonder why ?

"The Ricky and Jim Lahey routine was having a bit of fun with folks I normally don't get along with. They are quotes from The Trailer Park Boys; an incredibly funny Canadian television show. Perhaps you missed it, which is probable as you have absolutely no sense of humor. They were not "attacks", you stupid, stupid man."

Well Joe, when you tell someone to "fuck off" that might be considered a foul mouthed attack.

"Jim Lahey is a fuckin' drunk and he always will be. Now make like a tree and fuck off..."

Ah,,, no foul mouth here, just telling someone to "fuck off"
-----------------------------------------------------
"But given all my contributions here, it's still a rarity that I will accent my posts with profanity."

Again,,,,, I did not use the word profanity, perhaps you are not clever enough to understand the distinction between profanity and foul mouthed ?
You have literally hundreds of foul mouthed posts that do not include profanity.
Your (not so) subtle attempts to change what someone actually said to something different that you can then bitch about is well known.
------------------------------------------------------
" They were not "attacks", you stupid, stupid man.",,," Just admit it, you imbecile.",,," Pointing out your imbecility is not something I savor.",," And you'll never measure up Jim.",,,," your obsession and your crazed behavior",,,," You're just crazy Jim.",,,," And stupid.",,," I can't beat stupid."

All these foul attacks from your preceding post, and they are are indeed foul language, well,,,,, we will pretend they just didn't happen, you know, because you didn't say fuck.

This is a comment section on a blog, if you do not want anyone responding to your comments may I suggest you just E mail Jason, that way you don't have to put up with the multitude of people who call out you erroneous crap.

"Liar, liar, pants on fire. You are a lying liar."





Joe Scales
1/18/2020 09:27:38 am

Jim won't stop. Jim can't stop. He's obsessed with Wolter, so he pesters him nonstop creating multiple new screen names to do so on his blog. He's also obsessed with Patrick, whose facebook site Jim visits regularly, then Jim comes here to report on it despite having nothing to do with any topic Jason is currently covering. Likewise with his unhealthy fixation on Jovan Hutton Pulitzer. And these are just the ones we know of. Where else is this trolling and cyber-stalking taking place by this lunatic?

And now I fear I am the target of this demented and crazed imbecile. Yes, I punk'd him. I punk'd him pretty good. Played him like a violin, I did. So good, that he refuses to recognize it and continues his insane ranting in both mine and Kent's regard. Dude, you lost. You look stupid, because you are stupid. And since you're such a crazed poor sport, you won't stop. I could happily not respond to you should I drop off your radar. But you cannot show me the same courtesy. No. You pepper my posts with your sad, lonely and off-target barbs. The ramblings of a poor sport. A loser. A cyber-stalking imbecile.

As if Jason deserves this on his board. Some old, lonely, cyber-stalking, crazed imbecile who can't control his impulses. Jim also creates new screen names here. Quite often. Like that time I told him I didn't wish to engage him on this board. So he used another name to do so. This is odd to me, as I've only ever posted here as Joe Scales; maddening as that is to the mentally deranged that can't cope with having their biases challenged by yours truly. But not Jim. He'll post as Jim. Then he'll post as someone else. Again. And again.

That is pathological. That is sick. That is Jim.

Major general Obvious
1/18/2020 02:04:47 pm

The irony is that Joe kent will continue to argue to try to salvage the situation but this will only provide additional fodder for Jim in the future.

Joe Scales
1/19/2020 11:37:42 am

"Jim also creates new screen names here. Quite often. Like that time I told him I didn't wish to engage him on this board. So he used another name to do so."

Jim
1/19/2020 03:14:01 pm

That nibbling sound you hear is me, in your head, eating your lunch.

Joe Scales
1/19/2020 06:53:53 pm

"But there I did it. I paid attention to you. So I'm sure you'll keep going Jim. Because you're crazy. Because you're stupid. You'll think you're winning too Jim. Because you're crazy. Because you're stupid. You'll again make the fallacious argument that my silence means I can't beat your arguments. No Jim. I can't beat crazy. I can't beast stupid. So in that sense, yes Jim. You're winning."

Jim
1/19/2020 07:43:06 pm

Thanks for your reply Joe.

"You'll again make the fallacious argument that my silence means I can't beat your arguments."

You must have imagined this, I don't recall saying that and I have a good memory.

Perhaps you could point out where I said this ?
It seems your post is completely made up of ad hominem attacks and fabrications.

Poor showing there old chap, what ?

nibble nibble

Joe Scales
1/20/2020 10:47:51 am

Jim won't stop. Jim can't stop. He's obsessed with Wolter, so he pesters him nonstop creating multiple new screen names to do so on his blog. He's also obsessed with Patrick, whose facebook site Jim visits regularly, then Jim comes here to report on it despite having nothing to do with any topic Jason is currently covering. Likewise with his unhealthy fixation on Jovan Hutton Pulitzer. And these are just the ones we know of. Where else is this trolling and cyber-stalking taking place by this lunatic?

And now I fear I am the target of this demented and crazed imbecile. Yes, I punk'd him. I punk'd him pretty good. Played him like a violin, I did. So good, that he refuses to recognize it and continues his insane ranting in both mine and Kent's regard. Dude, you lost. You look stupid, because you are stupid. And since you're such a crazed poor sport, you won't stop. I could happily not respond to you should I drop off your radar. But you cannot show me the same courtesy. No. You pepper my posts with your sad, lonely and off-target barbs. The ramblings of a poor sport. A loser. A cyber-stalking imbecile.

As if Jason deserves this on his board. Some old, lonely, cyber-stalking, crazed imbecile who can't control his impulses. Jim also creates new screen names here. Quite often. Like that time I told him I didn't wish to engage him on this board. So he used another name to do so. This is odd to me, as I've only ever posted here as Joe Scales; maddening as that is to the mentally deranged that can't cope with having their biases challenged by yours truly. But not Jim. He'll post as Jim. Then he'll post as someone else. Again. And again.

That is pathological. That is sick. That is Jim.

Jose Escamas
1/20/2020 11:39:49 am

Joe Scales is not a real person. He is a sock puppet.

Jim
1/20/2020 12:57:59 pm

Thank you for your quick response my little Scalemuffin, I am thankful that you deign to respond to yours truly after saying countless times that you will not do this.

Although I am a little miffed that you also seem to do this with all the fellas.

"Joe Scales
Bezalel, you imbecile...
You are the one. You are the imbecile partisan who believes I wish to argue politics, when in fact I simply point out irrational biases clung to by our host in this regard. But it's you, isn't it? The one polluting this board. The one who has such a hard-on for yours truly, you absolutely do see me in all you oppose here. You fucking imbecile. You truly are fucking stupid. So fucking stupid.
You are a menace. You are a pest. You are an imbecile. And please note, this is not ad hominem in response to any sort of discourse you present here. No. You present imbecility. Stupidity. Blind partisanship. Incapable of rational discourse. You are not the answer. You are the problem. The one who is lost. And your unrequited love for me ain't gonna help you fight your demons. Because you can't fight being an imbecile. It's simply who you are.
Now embrace it and move along. This is the last you get from me."
---------------------------------------------------------------------

At any rate, I am thinking of starting an official Joe Scales cyber-stalker club. There seems to be a great number of people whom you have accused of cyber-stalking you and I was wondering if you may have kept a list which would save me a lot of time.

Thanks in advance
Your pal Jim

P.S. I have forwarded your name to the Guinness Book of world Records for the most stalked person ever.
Should be a shoe in ! Congrats.

Joe Scales
1/20/2020 08:18:06 pm

Jim won't stop. Jim can't stop. He's obsessed with Wolter, so he pesters him nonstop creating multiple new screen names to do so on his blog. He's also obsessed with Patrick, whose facebook site Jim visits regularly, then Jim comes here to report on it despite having nothing to do with any topic Jason is currently covering. Likewise with his unhealthy fixation on Jovan Hutton Pulitzer. And these are just the ones we know of. Where else is this trolling and cyber-stalking taking place by this lunatic?

And now I fear I am the target of this demented and crazed imbecile. Yes, I punk'd him. I punk'd him pretty good. Played him like a violin, I did. So good, that he refuses to recognize it and continues his insane ranting in both mine and Kent's regard. Dude, you lost. You look stupid, because you are stupid. And since you're such a crazed poor sport, you won't stop. I could happily not respond to you should I drop off your radar. But you cannot show me the same courtesy. No. You pepper my posts with your sad, lonely and off-target barbs. The ramblings of a poor sport. A loser. A cyber-stalking imbecile.

As if Jason deserves this on his board. Some old, lonely, cyber-stalking, crazed imbecile who can't control his impulses. Jim also creates new screen names here. Quite often. Like that time I told him I didn't wish to engage him on this board. So he used another name to do so. This is odd to me, as I've only ever posted here as Joe Scales; maddening as that is to the mentally deranged that can't cope with having their biases challenged by yours truly. But not Jim. He'll post as Jim. Then he'll post as someone else. Again. And again.

That is pathological. That is sick. That is Jim.

Jr. Time Lord
1/17/2020 02:06:51 pm

Be careful, Jim. You're in danger of becoming Common Law in most states and parts of Canada. Most of the names posting here are characters. Often, there is more than one person playing that character. Some are a husband and wife team while others are just some dudes getting off on seeing what they can get other people to say.


@"joe"

"The Trailer Park Boys; an incredibly funny Canadian television show. "

NO...AH HELL NO!!! That show is some stupid shit. I would rather watch "Flirty Dancing" while receiving a root canal and getting Striebered.

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Iskanander
1/17/2020 08:53:43 pm

There you go with the "Striebered" again.

I get it. I've heard of "Dotied", "Bennewitzed", and "Moored", but how exactly was Strieber, "Striebered"?

The only person that has "Striebered" Strieber is Strieber, far as I can tell.

Kent
1/17/2020 10:41:25 pm

Always had you figured for an anal rape guy with your imaginary professors and made-up stepson.

Strieber
1/17/2020 11:30:11 pm

Goddamnit, KENT!

Now you're forcing me to give up "Iskanander ". I was really hoping that would stick.

Yes, my bunghole has been open for alien-business since the eighties.

I just hope you're satisfied.

I'll be back, F*cker!

Goddamnit!

Strieber
1/17/2020 11:41:22 pm

@KENT:

And you can bet you'll be waiting for that enchilada recipe. You can count on that.

S**t!

Jr. Time Lord
1/24/2020 10:55:30 pm

Striebered has nothing to do with "anal rape". Unless the alien performing the rectal exam uses his own instrument.

Max Kellerman
1/17/2020 02:20:20 pm

Jason Colavito = Stephen A Smith of the paranormal.



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Ralphiboy
1/17/2020 10:43:14 pm

Except for mr lahey and ricky, none of you said a thing worth reading. If i want real meaning, I shall return to Sunnyvale and play Space. ATTIPTTS was a Gnostic thrill ride to the moon and back but it will all end in tears as i predicted

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Iskanander
1/17/2020 11:14:02 pm

Everything with the Moon always ends in tears.

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Iskanander
1/17/2020 11:48:20 pm

Iskanander: signing off.

Take care folks.

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Matt G
8/11/2021 05:49:09 am

You’re credibility went out the window with the Trump remark and the Pentagon in disarray, Trump has been the MOST honest president, it’s the media (which I guess includes you which is debatable) that has created an environment of lies, deceit, cover-up and manipulation. The “Pentagon” is not in chaos, in fact it was more focused and productive than it ever was under Obama. Do you know how I can state that, because I work there. I always laugh when people like you say “The Pentagon” as if it’s a building that houses one big group of nefarious players sitting around a big table figuring out how to rule the world. Just like Elizondo, when you address it as “The Pentagon” you show your ignorance of what we do at “The Pentagon”. This ignorance is exactly how Elizondo has been able to profit off his time there. The fact that he is not in prison tells me that everything he spouts is a lie. Yes, we do sign NDA’s when read in on programs and efforts, so if he was saying anything about the program that was truthful and accurate, I have no doubt that he would be criminally charged for sharing those secrets. The fact that he hasn’t, proves he is full of shit and while at the same time, he also understands that what he is saying would be very difficult to prove is not fact, because we at “The Pentagon” aren’t going to even address such stupidity.

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