Marijuana Advocating Gigantologist: Jason Colavito Is a Shill for New World Order Luciferians11/8/2015 Most of you probably won’t remember William H. Bradshaw, whom I wrote about back in December of last year. (I had to look it up, since I had forgotten about him.) Bradshaw is a marijuana advocate and software engineer from Canada who wrote a book called Secrets of the Pink Kush. He had some unusual claims about the Nephilim. Well, he’s back with new entries in his Pink Kush series, and this time he’s chosen to write about me! Oh, I feel so lucky! In the first volume of his Pink Kush, Bradshaw freely mixed claims from Zecharia Sitchin’s ancient astronaut theory, gigantology, and other pseudoscientific endeavors to posit a world where divinities were actually European giants from an advanced civilization, giants who tempted Eve with hallucinogenic mushrooms, fell in love with genetically non-giant women, and who planned the Great Flood. These giants, which included their king, God, gained superhuman intelligence from marijuana. Anyway, I outlined all of this here. This apparently caught Bradshaw’s attention, and he recently wrote a confused email to me to inform me that he talks about me in the third volume of Secrets of the Pink Kush. Let’s take a look at what he had to say about me: I have included an excerpt from Jason Colavito. […] I suspect, as do others, that he may be a shill for the New World Order Luciferians. If this is true then he and many others will never accept the truth and will always attempt to obfuscate the facts. Perhaps I am wrong and he is just a pure skeptic who will never believe anything other than mainstream ideas. Maybe Jason Colavito is honourable but just excessively skeptical and without a background in science. He then reproduces my entire July 23, 2013 blog post without permission or payment. I’d love to know who these “others” are who supposedly feel that I am a shill for the New World Order and Lucifer. I can’t find anyone who has said so publicly. I’d also like to know why, if the New World Order is supposedly feels that I am effective at suppressing the truth that they don’t pay me money. Where does one sign up for this lucrative Luciferian gravy train? Bradshaw was apparently concerned that I did not notice his attack on me in the seven weeks since the book was released, so he wrote to me yesterday to inform me of his brazen misuse of my work in his book. He then added the following confusing lines: Please note that I did not have to put the name of another author on my book as you have done. I graduated magna cum laude before you even were born. Later shill... I’m not at all sure what he’s talking about here. No one’s name appears on my books other than my own, though I have reprinted other authors’ works, individually or in anthologies, as part of my line of classic reprints. Could he be confusing edited volumes in which I credit the original authors for imaginary co-authorship? The second point is even weirder. I happened to have graduated summa cum laude, but I fail to see what that has to do with the evidence for prehistoric giants and their advanced civilization—or the New World Order for that matter.
Oh, well. It seems that people like Bradshaw who have such strong views about their chosen views of ancient history that they have difficulty conceiving of the idea that others could have a different view without being part of a vast conspiracy.
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Scott Hamilton
11/8/2015 11:20:32 am
The best part is he had to inform you of his vicious burn when you didn't notice it yourself. Could he act any more like a four-year old?
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Mike Stanley
11/12/2015 01:24:08 am
"Smithsonian Admits to Destruction of Thousands of Giant Human Skeletons in Early 1900′s" Hey Jason, not only did the US Supreme get involved but the Smithsonian openly admits to destroying "tens of thousands" skeletons of GIANTS all over the world because of order from the "higher ups" Read it and weep
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Only Me
11/12/2015 02:27:47 am
http://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/how-david-childress-created-the-myth-of-a-smithsonian-archaeological-conspiracy
Mike Jones
11/8/2015 01:12:05 pm
Damn Dude!!! You hung with The Loveman?!? That is like totally gnarly!
JL Adamson
11/9/2015 01:35:19 pm
Sorry....Mike got me with "the :Loveman" :D
Shane Sullivan
11/8/2015 01:01:22 pm
Maybe he's including Jason's blog posts in his broad category of things in which people's names have been put.
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Duke of URL VFM#391
11/8/2015 12:00:04 pm
"Secrets of the Pink Kush"... You sure that's not porn?
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Shane Sullivan
11/8/2015 12:49:50 pm
I believe that's "Secrets of the Pink Kooch". =P
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V
11/8/2015 08:40:56 pm
Or for the more refined, Victorian version--"Secrets of the Pink Tush"?
An Over-Educated Grunt
11/8/2015 12:07:11 pm
Libel, plagiarism, and harassment? This looks like a job for a lawyer.
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Mark L
11/9/2015 12:43:37 pm
Sue him! Might as well.
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An Over-Educated Grunt
11/9/2015 01:26:53 pm
Don't know about New York, but last I checked, Texas allows small-claims filing about just about anything against just about anyone, with an automatic judgment against them if they don't respond, up to $3000 for a minimal filing fee. Since it's small claims, there's an unfortunate tendency to ignore the claims, but there's then a legal record of the judgment, which can come back to bite whoever in the ass. If you have whatever the fee is (I think it's $75, it's been a long time since I disliked anyone enough to consider doing this), it's more legal than a hitman, and cheaper than a "real" lawsuit.
Clete
11/8/2015 12:12:09 pm
I guess that validates the old saying. You don't have to hang from a tree to be a nut.
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Tony
11/8/2015 12:22:15 pm
H.P. Lovecraft meets Cheech & Chong:
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Will
11/8/2015 12:34:50 pm
Are there other New World Order Sects other than the Luciferians?
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Tony
11/8/2015 12:41:19 pm
The NY Yankees.
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Only Me
11/8/2015 01:28:47 pm
At one time, we had NWO Wolfpac, the NWO and NWO Japan. In a cross-cultural outreach effort, we briefly had the LWO, too.
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Clint Knapp
11/8/2015 02:03:51 pm
You forget the working man's outreach: the BWO.
Bob Jase
11/9/2015 01:20:21 pm
And all of those ended up SOL.
Bob Jase
11/9/2015 01:19:18 pm
I belong to the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow.
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An Over-Educated Grunt
11/9/2015 01:20:56 pm
I'm a LOVEMUFFIN man myself.
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Will
11/9/2015 01:39:17 pm
New World Order Rastafarians
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Shane Sullivan
11/9/2015 01:50:33 pm
I dunno, but there are other Conventions within the Technocratic Union besides the NWO. There are the Progenitors, the Void Engineers, Iteration X...
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Pam
11/8/2015 01:03:33 pm
Congratulations, Jason. You are now part of the government -Jewish -Vatican -Masonic group that will rule in the New World Order.
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Nobody Knows
11/8/2015 04:34:41 pm
LOL
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Nobody Knows
11/8/2015 05:05:18 pm
The Russian angle originated from Maurice Joly, Dialogue aux enfers entre Machiavel et Montesquieu (1864).
tm
11/8/2015 05:38:58 pm
HONK! Yawn...
Only Me
11/8/2015 05:40:52 pm
"None of this is 'controversial' or 'conspiracy theory' - it exists in academic books issued by university publishers."
An Over-Educated Grunt
11/8/2015 06:08:03 pm
No no, let him talk! I want to hear more about "the Christian Church," because the "Protocols" were written in Tsarist Russia, which was Orthodox, but apparently there's only one "Christian Church," and the widespread fear of Masonic infiltration of government, such as the Illuminati, took root in both Lutheran Germany and Anglican Britain, where Catholics weren't even allowed to vote - in a rational, secular parliamentary democracy no less! - until the Roman Catholic Relief Act 1829! Clearly, this is all the work of one "Christian Church," which must be a new, vast, overarching conspiracy that we didn't know about before! And certainly there was no history of anti-Semitism in Europe, no purge of the Jews from Spain in 1492, no bloodletting in the Jewish Quarter specifically in Jerusalem in 1099, no history of pogrom as "crusading at home!" This all came about AFTER the French Revolution!
Pam
11/8/2015 09:21:04 pm
"Want a bibliography? "
Not the Comte de Saint Germain
11/8/2015 01:38:59 pm
Is this the first time you've been accused of being part of The Conspiracy? If so, I'm surprised it's taken this long.
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Tony
11/8/2015 03:47:24 pm
I suspect that's what Jason wants you to think! ;-)
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V
11/8/2015 08:44:38 pm
...it seems like he's accused of it about every third week sometimes...
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Not the Comte de Saint Germain
11/8/2015 09:48:11 pm
Fringe theorists have insulted him and accused him of denying the TRUTH! many times. That's not quite the same thing as saying he's a puppet of the NWO/Illuminati/what-have-you. I don't recall his being specifically accused of the latter before now, but I could well be wrong.
Only Me
11/8/2015 10:59:48 pm
While it wasn't an outright accusation, David Brody *did* create a character for his novel /The Oath of Nimrod/ that shared too many traits with Jason to be mere coincidence. That character was funded by the CIA to operate a blog that helped suppress the Truth™, playing his part in The Conspiracy™.
Pam
11/8/2015 01:56:45 pm
Just looked this addled individual's book up on Amazon. He claims to offer a unified theory on all the ancient mysteries/ufo stuff.
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Duke of URL VFM#391
11/9/2015 12:47:09 pm
Fairies have been around since the Plasticine era. I wonder if that came before the Lego era or after it. And they came from outer space in UFOs to guide humanity. There were Lemurians. Atlantis and the High Priestess of Moo that came into it. And Roasticrusians. Probably the Aluminati, and the Ruth Bader Meinhoff group and a rain of fish in Tibet, and burrowing Llamas, which are rather like rabbits, but only with more chanting, and come from South America.
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Bob Jase
11/9/2015 01:22:43 pm
The Plasticine Era definately came before the Lego Era. They are separated by the Bakelite Event Horizon.
Pam
11/9/2015 01:38:41 pm
Okay, now that I've stopped laughing, I want to let you know that I'm stealing the Plasticine Era / Bakelite Event Horizon bit. I'll cite my sources, of course.
Ysne
11/8/2015 01:59:05 pm
I think you should demand an accounting and payment for violating your copyright.
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Jonathan
11/8/2015 02:02:10 pm
If you want some cash from Lucifer, all you need to do is meet him in the woods and sign your name in his black book. Easy peasy.
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Tony
11/8/2015 03:48:58 pm
Dang, I sold my sold to the devil and all I got were these lousy Bitcoins.
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V
11/8/2015 08:44:01 pm
You could always defeat him in a fiddling contest in Georgia, too. Or agree to never bathe, shave, or clip your fingernails for seven years while wearing an untanned bearskin. You get a never-ending Purse of Gold out of that one.
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Clint Knapp
11/8/2015 08:59:57 pm
A crossroads in the Delta region would suffice too. Usually for musical genius, of course, but you could write hit blues songs about the Nephilim stealing your wife, or making moonshine with Bigfoot.
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gdave
11/9/2015 12:47:15 pm
AFAIK, the idea that there were folktales about Robert Johnson selling his soul to the Devil at a crossroads was itself a folktale, primarily among musicologists. There don't seem to have actually been any folktales among blues musicians or fans that he sold his soul - only circular citations among musicologists that such folktales existed.
An Over-Educated Grunt
11/9/2015 01:13:39 pm
He's not the only Johnson to whom the legend stuck, though, and Tommy Johnson most certainly DID have a devil riding him; he was such a confirmed alcoholic that at least one song ("Canned Heat Blues") is about how he would drink Sterno.
Andy White
11/8/2015 07:09:25 pm
I'm sorry I told all those giantologists you were a Luciferian shill.
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Shane Sullivan
11/8/2015 07:54:45 pm
"Where does one sign up for this lucrative Luciferian gravy train?"
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Anon
11/8/2015 08:03:03 pm
"Where does one sign up for this lucrative Luciferian gravy train?"
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11/9/2015 08:09:57 am
My apologies to everyone, but:
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Aaron
11/8/2015 10:40:47 pm
As a Canadian let me just say: I'm sorry.
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Brian
11/9/2015 02:58:20 am
He was so high on Pink Kush that he couldn't even be bothered to whip up different covers for his books in MS Paint.
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Mark L
11/9/2015 12:46:24 pm
No need to rope marijuana in with this idiot - given its legality in several states now, calling someone a marijuana advocate is a bit of an empty insult.
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Shane Sullivan
11/9/2015 02:20:09 pm
Yes, but Billy Budd is Canadian, and it's still (nominally) illegal there.
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11/9/2015 02:36:27 pm
It's not meant as an insult; it is a description of the purpose of his work.
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Norm Potter
11/10/2015 08:33:05 am
Dope and Paranoia go hand in hand.
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El Cid
11/12/2015 09:35:09 am
All these upstart New World Order Luciferians, not appreciating the contributions of all the Old World Order Luciferians.
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