The Waubansee Stone is, to my mind, not the most interesting of relics. It is a glacial erratic, a rock left behind by a retreating glacier, on which is carved a crude representation of a human face. Despite several descriptions by fringe history writers describing it as “expertly” carved, it is not a particularly excellent example of a human likeness, and for the most part it resembles late eighteenth or early nineteenth century folk art styles. In 1976 Richard F. Bales of the Chicago Historical Society suggested that a European immigrant serving in the U.S. Army carved the face because it gave him the “feeling” of medieval European art, though he admitted that it was too crude to form good judgment. BackgroundAccording to hearsay recorded in 1881 by Henry Hurlburt, the image on the stone was carved before 1823 by one of the soldiers of Ft. Dearborn, on the site of the future city of Chicago, in honor of Chief Waubansee, a Potawatomi friend of the garrison. In 1837, Daniel Webster made a speech atop the stone. The stone stood inside the stockade at Ft. Dearborn until the Civil War, at which time it was moved to the docks before being drilled and piped into a fountain for the 1864 Northwestern Sanitary Fair at Dearborn Park. In 1866, the rock’s owner sold it to the sitting U.S. Rep. Isaac N. Arnold, the congressman who in 1864 introduced the first anti-slavery amendment proposal. He moved the stone to his yard, where it stood until the Great Fire of 1871. After that, Arnold moved it to his new residence at 104 Pine Street (now Michigan Avenue) and converted it into a fire memorial in honor of the house he lost. (Some sources give the address as 100 Pine Street or 104 Lincoln Boulevard, but contemporary news accounts say 104 Pine Street.) Thereafter, in 1914, the Chicago Historical Society, which Arnold once served as president, took possession of the stone upon its donation by Arnold’s daughters, and they have held onto it ever since. They immediately removed the bottom half of the rock and made it into a drinking fountain for children. They took the stone to their new headquarters in 1932. For most of the twentieth century, the stone was on display at the new headquarters, on the first floor behind the lobby. The Chicago Historical Society changed its name to the Chicago History Museum in 2006, and the stone was moved to storage, where Scott Wolter visited it in the spring of last year, as part of renovations to the museum building. So much for the official history of the stone. The fringe history of the stone is slightly more interesting by dint of being disturbing. According to an 1893 book by Joseph Kirkland, some people in the nineteenth century speculated that the rock might have been an Aztec sacrificial altar, probably by comparison with the Mesoamerican chacmool figures used for human sacrifice and popularized in the Mayanist literature of the era. Aztecs weren’t for everyone, though. Wilford Anderson, once of the Leif Erikson Society, claimed for more than twenty years that the stone was carved by Vikings and used—yes—as a mooring stone, with holes reminiscent of the alleged Norse “stone holes” of Minnesota, which archaeologists attribute to nineteenth century blasting activity. He made the claim in a 1975 letter to the Chicago Tribune’s “Action Line,” in which he asked the newspaper to expose the truth about the stone holes. The paper called the Chicago Historical Society, which denied that the holes on the Waubansee Stone resembled Viking mooring stones. Anderson spent the remaining 24 years of his life ranting about how “academia” was trying to hide the truth, eventually self-publishing a book to defend his views in 1996. The stone was a tourist attraction in Chicago, but it didn’t become an object of national fringe interest until Frank Joseph, the former head of the Nazi party in America, read Anderson’s letter and remembered it when starting his own fringe history career in the 1980s. After his release from prison, where he served three years of a seven year sentence for child sexual assault, Joseph went to the Chicago Historical Society to view the stone, and a few years later he wrote an article about it. David Childress, of all people, was responsible for this. In the early 1990s Childress was publishing World Explorer magazine, and in its second issue he gave Joseph the space to speculate about the origins of the Waubansee Stone because he and Joseph were friends and colleagues in those years, a relationship they maintained down to the early twenty-first century (to judge by appearances from Childress in books edited by Joseph), at which point Childress must have discovered that Joseph was a former neo-Nazi and a convicted child sexual predator. Childress partially plagiarized and reprinted with credit sections of Joseph’s article in his Lost Cities of North & Central America (1992). It was Joseph who first proposed that the Waubansee Stone was a Phoenician sacrificial altar. He tied this in to the alleged missing copper of Michigan, which he believed the Phoenicians were mining. Joseph dismissed Hurlburt’s claims as hearsay and argued that no soldier would waste time carving hard granite; instead, he claimed that the stone was used for mooring Phoenician ships since the Phoenicians were all about wasting time carving faces on functional objects. This, he says, is because the mooring stone did double duty as an altar, which he calls a Tophet, for infant sacrifice—oh, and Native Americans couldn’t grow beards, so the face had to be a Phoenician. In 2 Kings 23:10 and Jeremiah 7:31 the Canaanites sacrificed their children to the god Moloch by burning them upon the fire altars of the precinct of Topheth. However, the pagan writers did not ascribe a stone altar to these sacrifices. Didorus, for example, says of the Phoenician offshoot at Carthage, “There was in their city a bronze image of Cronus, extending its hands, palms up and sloping toward the ground, so that each of the children when placed thereon rolled down and fell into a sort of gaping pit filled with fire” (Library 20.14.6; trans. Oldfather). The degree to which the Carthaginians and Phoenicians practiced child sacrifice is still in dispute, but even if they did so regularly, Joseph’s claim that the Waubansee Stone was meant for such sacrifices is illogical: Did they bring some babies with them? Father children with Native Americans just to kill? The logistics are mind-boggling. Here’s how Joseph explains them: A possible scenario suggested by the Waubansee Stone includes a Phoenician sailing vessel loaded with timber, copper, and other materials—skirting the western shores of Lake Michigan on a southerly heading. The ship turns into the mouth of the Chicago River, where hawsers are thrown from bow and stern to hands waiting ashore at an improvised portage. The lines, passing through holes in the two granite mooring stones on the south bank, secure her fore and aft. Later, at some auspicious moment, an infant, possibly purchased in trade with local Indians, is placed in the hollow at the top of the Waubansee Stone. There, its throat is cut. Sacrificial blood courses through tubular channels in the stone and out the open mouth of the sculpted face (possibly meant to portray Moloch himself), into the river. It is a most important ritual dedicated to the gods for safe passage home during the long, perilous voyage to the Mississippi River, down to the Gulf of Mexico, and out across the Atlantic Ocean toward Africa and Carthage. However, Joseph freely admitted that he was literally making the whole thing up. He told the Chicago Reader (my source for much of the above), for example, “Don’t take me as an authority. I just asked myself, what does [the Waubansee Stone] most resemble? There’s no firm answer, only speculations.” The EpisodeSegment 1 We open in Chicago, where the on-screen narration implies that the Waubansee Stone has been “hidden” until Scott Wolter uncovered it. It’s only been in storage for a few years, but we cut directly to the credits, after which Wolter tells us that he first learned about the Waubansee Stone from a letter from Scott Mastores or Richmond, Indiana. The two Scotts meet up so Mastores can tell Wolter what he learned about the Waubansee Stone from, frankly, Frank Joseph, though no one on the show will mention his name, and Scott Wolter told me today that he had no idea Frank Joseph first proposed the Phoenician connection until I told him about it today. Mastores talks about the Ft. Dearborn Massacre of 1812 and the early history of the Waubansee Stone, which, as mentioned above, is known mostly from hearsay and the fading memories of elderly soldiers who spoke about it in the 1880s. Wolter travels to the Chicago History Museum, the new name for the Chicago Historical Society, to view the Waubansee Stone, and his narration tries to spin into a conspiracy “claims” about the “last known location” of the stone. Wolter claims to have “pressed the issue” until the Society’s museum agrees to show it to him in a “secret” location—its storage area. Segment 2 After an on-screen recap, Wolter views the Waubansee Stone, which looks even cruder and less Phoenician in high definition than it did in historical photographs. Wolter confidently declares the stone granite (no fooling!) and then looks very closely at the stone. He knows that the stone was used as a drinking fountain in the twentieth century, but he seems unaware that the stone had previously been used as a display fountain in the 1860s. He notes the triangular holes on the sides of the stone, and he relates them to Minnesota’s stone holes, which to his credit he declines to identify as mooring stones, citing a lack of evidence. If such holes are blasting holes, as archeologists argue, then the logical conclusion is that the holes on this stone were for a planned demolition to help clear land for Ft. Dearborn, perhaps put off because someone decided to carve a face in the stone. Wolter presents as a revelation the idea that someone stood the stone up to carve the face on it (no fooling!), and he therefore concludes that this is similar to Stonehenge and rituals. The logic escapes me. Wolter says that the stone would have been erected thousands of years ago, but this is illogical. Whoever wanted to carve it into a face, bust, or statue would have stood it up to get enough of a surface to work with. That’s how sculptors work, today just as in the 1800s CE or BCE. The stone’s position implies nothing about its age since anyone could move it at any time. Indeed, think of how many times the stone has been moved since the 1860s! Segment 3 At the beginning of this segment, Wolter acknowledges that the stone had been on display for all but a couple of the last 150 years and therefore isn’t the subject of a conspiracy to hide it. Wolter does not feel that the stone resembles a watercolor of Chief Waubansee, and he does not feel that the face looks like a Native American. He and Mastores believe that the face looks like a death mask. That it cannot be because a death mask is a cast from an actual dead person’s face. It is not a carving. Wolter isn’t quite clear what a death mask is and conflates this with any depiction of a corpse, even a stylized skull. The museum’s archivist, Peter Alder, tells Wolter that there have been a number of speculations about the origins of the stone. One suggests that it might be a Mississippian carving, or an Aztec one. Stylistically, it doesn’t really resemble either. It looks European or Euro-American to me. Mastores brings up Frank Joseph’s Phoenician theory, and Wolter starts to speculate about the possibility that the Phoenicians used the stone for human sacrifice. It “makes a lot of sense,” Wolter says, citing earlier (fictitious) claims from his show about Phoenicians in America. Segment 4 After a verbal recap, Wolter plans to visit the former site of Ft. Dearborn, now a monument on Michigan Avenue. At the 360 Chicago tourist attraction, Wolter meets with John R. Schmidt, described as a blogger, who tells Wolter about the life of Chief Waubansee and the 1812 Battle of Ft. Dearborn, formerly called a massacre. Schmidt holds a Ph.D. in American history and is a former teacher who has written for a number of publications. But his information is relatively pointless and had little to do with the question at hand. Wolter narrows down the carver of the stone to one of four people: a Ft. Dearborn soldier, an Aztec, a Mississippian, or a Phoenician. Next, Wolter meets with Brad Olsen, an author who wrote a chapter for one of his books called Sacred Places North America: 108 Destinations in which he drew heavily (though without credit) on Frank Joseph’s 1991 article on the Waubansee Stone in order to argue that the Phoenicians were behind the stone. Wolter isn’t aware that Olsen is an idiot who accepted Joseph at face value, including Joseph’s incorrect claim that the Phoenicians used a Tophet for infant sacrifice. The Tophet was a Phoenician burial area, not a basin for catching blood. It was a type of cemetery. Segment 5 Olsen explains Frank Joseph’s article to Wolter, and he misstates the Periplus of Hanno as stating that the Phoenicians “rounded” Africa, whereas they traveled only halfway down the west coast of the continent. Olsen then paraphrases Joseph again by citing Joseph’s claim that the Phoenicians mined copper in Michigan, and Wolter happily adds the Phoenicians to the Minoans that he previously (and wrongly) claimed mined copper. Olsen alleges that the Phoenicians sacrificed babies whenever they left on a journey, and this is false; even the most biased of ancient authors said they did so only in extremis. Olsen points to another stone with a similar carving, called the Sea Market Altar Stone, about which I know nothing. Olsen then tells Wolter that he just submitted an article on the Waubansee Stone to Ancient American and its owner, fringe writer Wayne May—who currently employs Frank Joseph as a special correspondent. May formerly employed Joseph as the longtime editor of Ancient American. Segment 6
After a verbal recap, Wolter meets with Wayne May, who tells Wolter that he traded him an artifact that will help prove that the Phoenicians carved the Waubansee stone. The item is a miniature Egyptian sarcophagus, and May falsely claims that the Phoenicians copied slavishly Egyptian culture and brought this tiny piece with them, causing it to be buried in an American mound. There is no provenance for the piece, and we have only May’s assertion that the object was dug (illegally?) out of a Native American burial mound in recent years. Wolter says this “makes a lot of sense.” He and Wayne May conclude that the Phoenicians carved the Waubansee Stone to sacrifice babies en route to Michigan to collect copper. So, let me get this straight: Frank Joseph admits that he made up the Phoenician story out of whole cloth, and we still have to sit through an hour pretending it was based in fact? And no one thought to check to see if the Phoenicians really did have carved stones with special faces for infant sacrifice because they all just took Joseph’s word for it? Almost 25 years ago, Frank Joseph concocted a fantasy based on his own ignorance of Phoenician practice, and today fringe figures are still repeating it, turning Joseph’s speculation into fringe history folklore. That story is even more amazing than the Waubansee Stone. The ghost of Frank Joseph—him who is not to be named--hangs heavily over this episode.
153 Comments
SouthCoast
1/3/2015 02:22:32 pm
Looks rather like an old Pontiac hood ornament.
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tagbs
1/4/2015 09:32:35 am
Noticing the high cheek bones, I fully expected him to claim it was a carving of the first alien human hybrid.
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EP
1/4/2015 10:08:29 am
Nah. Wolter doesn't believe in ancient aliens. Because that would be silly, come on! ;)
CHV
1/3/2015 02:24:21 pm
As a lifelong Chicagoan, I have to give Wolter credit for using the Waubonsee Stone as a subject here. To be honest, I had no clue that it even existed beforehand.
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Marc Majus
1/4/2015 09:17:29 am
Maybe their is a "smoking gun" waiting to be announced into the main stream.
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CHV
1/4/2015 09:31:38 am
Then such a wreck would have to be found first, but I'm not holding my breath. To date, the only Midwestern shipwrecks known (of any era) are at the bottom of the Great Lakes or major rivers like the Mississippi. But if Scott Wolter wants to scour the Illinois prairie for evidence of Phoenician wrecks, he's welcome to do so.
Jokerx44
1/4/2015 01:47:24 pm
If you hold your breath while waiting for Scott Wolter to "Unearth" something, you will surely die. I've seen every episode. "America Unearthed", doesn't.
Matt Mc
1/3/2015 02:30:23 pm
What cracked me up about this episode was when the historian should Wolter the article from the late 1800's on the carving of a stone Wolter quickly dismissed it. Now given it was said that the article was written by an amateur historian and somehow that must of turned Wolter off because in paste episode articles just like the one present where accepted as fact.
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RLewis
1/3/2015 02:34:58 pm
Well, you can't argue with his logic: "I don't believe a soldier carved it - therefore, Phoenicians". You can't argue with that logic, because there is none.
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Tim/
1/3/2015 05:54:53 pm
i don't undetstand why a soldier couldn't have been exposed to sculpting as a child or teen before joining the military, or for that matter why an artist couldn't join the military. Wolter talks the carving up like its Michealangelos David, and I just don't see that on the Waubansee stone. But I'm speculating, ah hell so is Wolter so who cares.
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FrnkenNewYork
1/4/2015 05:16:23 pm
A soldier carved it? Are there records? No. That's just speculation! Hilarious.
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Tim/1
1/5/2015 09:30:51 am
Exactly. What makes this speculation hilarious, yet the one about Phoenicians coming over is serious ?
EP
1/3/2015 02:35:48 pm
Just so we're clear: Scott Wolter just based an episode on an admitted fantasy of child sacrifice concocted by a Nazi child molester.
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Matt Mc
1/3/2015 02:38:39 pm
But Wolter is known to be an man who is mostly honest and has a most okay level of integrity - so says his not so racist friend of 25 + years, whoever his name is.
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EP
1/3/2015 02:41:08 pm
On the other hand, Scott Wolter just based an episode on an admitted fantasy of child sacrifice concocted by a Nazi child molester!!!
Matt Mc
1/3/2015 02:58:00 pm
but integrity
EP
1/3/2015 03:21:07 pm
Admitted. Fantasy. Of. Child. Sacrifice. Concocted. By. A. Nazi. Child. Molester.
Matt Mc
1/3/2015 03:23:18 pm
I would say that is very Gonzo of you EP
T
1/3/2015 02:48:07 pm
I just went back and read the blog articles here and comments for related Frank Joseph associations and SW. I think I'm apprised now, especially regarding the Rev's dogmatic defenses. Looking forward to watching this train wreck on DVR asap..
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InquisitorX
1/3/2015 04:54:39 pm
Scratch the surface of these odd self proclaimed historians and Nazism is almost always just beneath the surface.
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tm
1/3/2015 05:12:49 pm
Because in nazism psychopaths get to define reality.
EP
1/4/2015 03:05:20 am
InquisitorX, I recommend you read Nicholas Goodrick-Clarke's "Black Sun". It's way too broad a subject for these comments.
InquisitorX
1/4/2015 03:29:31 pm
"InquisitorX, I recommend you read Nicholas Goodrick-Clarke's "Black Sun". It's way too broad a subject for these comments."
Deb
1/29/2015 10:01:53 am
A large part of Nazi propaganda was rewriting history to show German superiority. Or should I say making up history based on the rantings of a known schizophrenic who guided much of the research of the Ahernabe, the Nazi antiquities division. Take from this what you will....
Clete
1/3/2015 02:49:35 pm
Watched the episode. I fully expected that when the cloth was removed from the stone, it would show Scott Wolter's ant farm. That would have been more interesting than the episode. The ants would at least be doing something constructive.
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Only Me
1/3/2015 03:27:49 pm
AU should just forego all pretense of "scientific investigation". Let the guests offer their favorite theories, then let Scott pick the one that's most outlandish and unsupportable...because that's going to happen anyway.
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T
1/3/2015 03:53:28 pm
Of course the Native American theory was a non-starter. Just like for the "bored" soldier theory, there's no documentary evidence. Of course this doesn't preclude the Phoenician theory, but that's splitting hairs I guess.
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EP
1/3/2015 03:56:53 pm
What's with y'all and Hot Carls all of the sudden?!
T
1/3/2015 04:00:42 pm
Haha! I saw someone dust that off on another post and found it quite amusing, so I'm paying tribute!
T
1/3/2015 04:03:12 pm
But I'm sure there's an applicable metaphor...
Jason D.
1/4/2015 05:59:44 am
Don't expect any consistency from America Unearthed. Remember season 1 when the Holy Grail started as a cup, became the 'holy bloodline' of Davinci Code fame, then went back to being a cup.
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JokerX44
1/4/2015 01:53:15 pm
Only Me don't you know the math? Mississippi Mound People minus Potawatomi equals Phoenicians?
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Only Me
1/4/2015 02:19:05 pm
Are we talking megalithic math? ;)
Zach
1/3/2015 03:40:01 pm
What I loved was how Wolter said as went about "evaluating" the stone is that he "works from a blank slate and doesn't ASSUME anything," even though he has done the entire opposite for a long time now. I also laughed at how he said that a crude, extremely exaggerated, bas-relief carving in granite is a death mask. I'm starting to wonder if Scott Wolter is one of the aliens that the idiots on Ancient Aliens keep ranting about.
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lurkster
1/3/2015 04:33:26 pm
Did I just space due to boredom, or was the oh so annoying repetitive recaps (first onscreen then verbal) mostly missing from this episode?
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Jason D.
1/4/2015 06:03:00 am
They were replaced by a map showing us any time Wolter moved 50ft. Cause we needed to know on a map of Chicago exactly where Wolter was and that he drove up a few blocks.
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Rick
1/3/2015 04:39:52 pm
Im watching this on the DVR so I'm just a little over halfway through. But I can't help notice John Schmidt is wearing an IZOD shirt. I haven't seen one of those in like 30 years. I didn't realize they were still made like the old style polos. I fully expect to see a members only jacket now somewhere. Lol.
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Rick
1/3/2015 05:58:23 pm
Well where was his eye glass and camera adapter so he could age the carving?
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Bill
1/4/2015 03:17:34 am
I was wondering that as well. You'd think it would be the only thing he'd have to prove the stone is older then 1800. Maybe he used it but the results weren't in line with the script??
tm
1/3/2015 04:45:11 pm
Okay, a "sacrificial basin" on top of what used to be an eight foot tall stone. I'm surprised that the "giant cannibal theorists" haven't jumped into this one. Pardon the pun.
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BP
1/3/2015 05:10:23 pm
This show belongs on Tru TV not History. This rock looks weathered it proves there was pre Colombian contact made in North America, it must be the the love child of the Templars and the Phonecians!
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EP
1/3/2015 05:48:48 pm
I was going to respond, but I don't want to use "love child" and "Frank Joseph" in the same sentence.
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Tim/1
1/3/2015 05:22:22 pm
Looking at the Waubansee stone and the Sea Market Stone both appear to have closed eyes, but the Sea Market Stone appears to have a closed mouth as well.
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Tim/1
1/3/2015 05:46:32 pm
Why does this Ushabti have to have been deposited in America at the time of the Pheonicians? I can't remember the dates but I seem to remember surges and ebbs in Egyptian popularity in America in the 19th century and from what I've read they seemed pretty loose with taking artifacts for themselves or readily purchasing said artifacts without any fear of getting in trouble like today.
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Kristin
1/3/2015 06:21:04 pm
I thought so, too. I'm still trying to figure out when the Sea Market stone was discovered. I was born in St Petersburg and lived there over 40 years. I know quite a lot about the Native American sites and discoveries there (lived next to one of the Tocobaga mounds) and I've never heard of it. Our next door neighbors started Piper Archaeology in St Petersburg, so I should have been aware of something like the stone they showed.
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Mike Morgan
1/3/2015 05:26:02 pm
??? "....and Scott Wolter told me today that he had no idea Frank Joseph first proposed the Phoenician connection until I told him about it today."
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Zach
1/3/2015 06:07:55 pm
I would guess (but I could be wrong) it could be over a post that somebody put over on Scott's blog about an email between Jason and Scott in regards to the court case where Scott was sued. I can't remember exactly what he was sued for, but i remember Jason talking about it a couple months back.
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Mike Morgan
1/3/2015 08:05:09 pm
From your answer, I'm guessing you may have missed a few of Jason's recent posts.
Zach
1/3/2015 08:38:09 pm
@ Mike Morgan 1/3/2015 10:33:40 pm
I have exchanged a few emails with Wolter over the last week regarding the blog dust up, and he was for the most part cordial and civil. I asked about his relationship with Frank Joseph, and he said that his relationship with Joseph does not extend beyond a "cordial" conversation strictly about history at the various conferences they attend. Beyond that, I think you'll need to ask Wolter yourself since I don't have permission to disclose our discussion.
EP
1/4/2015 03:08:26 am
Not to intrude upon your ethics, but as far as the law is concerned would you even *need* his permission to discuss your correspondence with him if there was no prior agreement that it would be confidential?
Mike Morgan
1/4/2015 03:23:38 am
Jason, thank you for your response. Your correspondence with SW is private and of course, none of my business. Thank you for posting what you felt comfortable with sharing with us. My curiosity has been satisfied.
Greg V.
1/3/2015 06:34:38 pm
Not really relevant I guess, but, the Chicago skyline flyover view at the beginning is at least eight years old. I know from the Northwestern Hospital buildings, and lack of some, southeast of the John Hancock. Also I remember that stone from a grade school field trip to the Chicago Historical Society in 1959 or so. Most of us kids looked at the former drinking fountain and thought, so what. (At that time it was situated near the entrance in front of a recreation of a Ft. Dearborn wooden blockhouse.)
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CHV
1/4/2015 09:44:12 am
I find it odd, though, that the so-called "Battle of Fort Dearborn" did not occur at the fort at all.
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Zach
1/3/2015 06:54:47 pm
Did anybody else notice Wolter complaining about how museum staffers from a century ago ruined the stone while he ruined the KRS, because of his shitty silicone mold that he made? He's the one that goes on about preserving that thing, so why should he be talking? He compromised any further research on the stone he supposedly cares about.
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CHV
1/4/2015 09:48:30 am
Historic artifacts are often abused.
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Patrick
1/4/2015 12:56:13 am
I bet Edvard Munch carved it!
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Titus pullo
1/4/2015 01:41:31 am
Not a bad episode in terms of entertainment but the logic is faulty on multiple levels. The one point scott seems to have little understanding is the supposed ease of grabs atlantic crossings. It isn't easy with sails and no real navigational tools. Sailing from the med with the technology and ships of 300 bc around Florida and up the Mississippi would take years, and large ocean going vessels could not get to the Great Lakes copper areas anyway. Go does the st Lawrence and you get hammered at the Rapids if Montreal and then have no way to get to Lake Superior unless you portage. Up the Mississippi you have the same problem. And try to row against the current on the big Mississippi in a large vessel? Bottom line as someone who has been on ships across the Atlantic, it is a long and dangerous journey for a ship before 1000 ad.
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CHV
1/4/2015 09:36:36 am
Exactly.
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EP
1/4/2015 10:05:40 am
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Patrick
1/6/2015 12:47:21 am
Right. I guess based on Titus's comment, the most logical route would be Hudson Bay and then portage, but that isn't American enough, I suppose, so SW went with the illogical route up the Mississippi.
EP
1/4/2015 05:58:36 am
Scott Wolter's multidisciplinary think-tank of a blog has posted a follow-up :)
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T
1/4/2015 07:15:12 am
"And completely redeem yourself!!"
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Only Me
1/4/2015 09:02:50 am
Personally, I'm getting a kick out of Scott's reply to the latest comment by Dickey, AKA "."
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EP
1/4/2015 09:08:16 am
Scott Wolter is such a pleasant man! :)
Dan
1/4/2015 01:40:08 pm
Gunn's own website now admits that the "stoneholes" were not related to the mooring of ships, so I'm not sure to what his "stonehole-and-waterway-hating" silliness refers.
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Patrick
1/6/2015 12:54:27 am
Ironically, SW, knowing his theory is illogical, has decided to accuse the real historian (Jason) of committing the same error. Obviously, SW chose to ignore what Jason actually said in favor of spinning his bogus "cover-up" story. I bet he'd refused to believe that Jason actually agrees it's not Native.
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Kal
1/4/2015 07:15:47 am
Ah, yet another SW episode where he completely ignores real stories for completely fabricated fake ones, and now is kissing up to Indians because he got called out about those walls. He is so full of himself, and his made up stories, he has begun to believe some of them. I'd go on about how utterly fake the show is,or about how he ignored the 1800s story (the correct one) but you have already gone there.
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T
1/4/2015 07:17:38 am
SW also speaks to "not too distant technology"! No doubt a reference to V2's and the like!
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Kal
1/4/2015 07:17:57 am
The 1980s guy, Joseph, not the 1880s guy.
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EP
1/4/2015 09:23:30 am
Scott Wolter's reply to a recent comment:
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CHV
1/4/2015 09:38:55 am
Or it could be that this will be AU's final season - making the idea of future guests irrelevant.
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EP
1/4/2015 10:02:45 am
Saying "any time soon" is highly misleading, then.
Shane Sullivan
1/4/2015 10:24:54 am
EP, have you seen this video?
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EP
1/4/2015 10:38:16 am
Haven't seen this video, but it doesn't surprise me. After being outed as both half-Jewish and a pedophile, Frank Joseph's prospects in the Nazi movement became somewhat dim.
Shane Sullivan
1/4/2015 11:40:04 am
That he was able to just flip a switch like that is so much creepier than if he had just stayed a white supremacist, or even simply retired from racial extremism altogether and kept his head down for the rest of his life.
John
5/6/2015 05:36:55 pm
@ EP
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Only Me
1/4/2015 01:28:19 pm
Jealousy card AGAIN? How many of those do you people carry around? For that matter, have you read half of the stuff Scott has done to ruin both his credibility and public image? Why would anyone be jealous of THAT?
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EP
1/4/2015 01:36:05 pm
Once day, I too want to have my spotty legal history an association with Nazi child molesters to be widely spread on the Internet. Just like Scott Wolter.
Shane Sullivan
1/4/2015 01:58:58 pm
Personally, I'm jealous of the Waubansee Stone itself. The sculpture is almost 200 years old; I'll probably never live to be that old. I bet it's pretty sweet.
EP
1/4/2015 02:14:54 pm
Just close your eyes and pucker up :P
JokerX44
1/4/2015 03:04:10 pm
Hello Jason,
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EP
1/4/2015 03:09:46 pm
I think you're confusing being critical with being "pissed off".
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JokerX44
1/4/2015 03:16:54 pm
EP you are correct. I was using sarcasm in pursuit of a chuckle, or at least a smile. For the purposes of my prior post, please accept that "why do they piss you off so much" means, "why does it engender such exhaustive criticism". To have to offer this explanation is exactly why I will never, ever start a blog.
EP
1/4/2015 03:29:01 pm
What degree of criticism do you think is appropriate for a show that treats as serious hypothesis an admitted fantasy of child sacrifice concocted by a Nazi child molester, passes it off its examination as serious historical research, and doesn't even have the courage to mention who the author of the hypothesis really is?
JokerX44
1/4/2015 04:00:07 pm
EP you have honed into the very heart of the framing of my questions (which, not for nothing, but were addressed to Jason). IF these shows presented themselves as speculation for entertainment purposes (which anyone with even a casual knowledge of true scholarship knows that is precisely what they are) would this transform into a first amendment discussion, and no longer be framed as an academic one? For the record, I too, am not in favor of convicted, Nazi sympathizing child molesters. I too, am in favor of academic honesty and public trust in science. (I just ended a relationship with an evangelical who thinks the world is 6000 years old. How can I even have the simplest of science related conversations with her? Which section of the NY Times could I pass her across the breakfast nook on Sunday morning? You catch my drift, I'm sure. But I digress.)
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Rick
1/4/2015 04:46:29 pm
Go back and read some of the comment sections to this blog from a couple years ago and see the abundance of supporters for SW on here. He is making a detrimental effect on history in the world view of those with little education or prone to conspiracy theories.
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JokerX44
1/4/2015 05:09:52 pm
Rick thank you for your insight. I fear now that I've come across as arrogant and snobbish. I was trying to, well, I think you know what I was trying to say. Who was it who said that the difference between a conspiracy theory and a conspiracy are facts? I've just never taken these programs seriously and as a result, couldn't imagine that anyone else would, either. I'm very happy that both the shows and the critics have discussion forums such as this, to provide an opportunity to fully explore these issues. I learned something from your very straightforward post. Thanks.
Jerky
1/4/2015 05:22:52 pm
JokerX44, Some folks back during america unearth season 1, bought into SW's show so much that they trespassed onto my property and vandalized an old homestead that was built by a free mason in the 1900's looking for "hidden free mason documents" and "other items" to prove the knights Templar had come to America before Columbus. They also tore out sections of my fence line, damaged my wheat crop, and the holes in the fences let some of my cattle get out. I left a full detailed description of the event on a post last year. I'm sure EP will remember witch blog posting it was on, I would have to go back and look at my email to find it.
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JokerX44
1/4/2015 07:10:04 pm
Jerky, how sad and unfortunate that the sanctity of your domicile and private property were violated in such a crass manner. Upon further reflection, I am shocked and amazed that people would actually view these programs as a call to action. Considering the fragmented nature of today's cable audiences, I would not think the sheer numbers exist to encompass an entire bell curve distribution of potential behaviors and thereby logically, the potential for behaviors which lie in the extreme narrow ends of the distribution. In other words, fringe lunatic behavior. I would have contemplated a more consistent slice out of the middle of the curve. Clearly, I would have contemplated incorrectly.
Jerky
1/4/2015 07:54:40 pm
Truth is JokerX44, I have only my self to blame, I decided to leave the big rock block over the old buildings doorway, It has a free mason symbol on it, The square and compass with a G in the middle that has been the hallmark symbol of free masonry shown in movies, book covers, and TV shows talking about the subject. That and that dang sign cemented into the side of the old Free Mason's lodge. Nothing I can do about that one, witch has the name of the man who built the house on it.
EP
1/5/2015 09:36:21 am
http://www.jasoncolavito.com/blog/review-of-america-unearthed-s03e02-guardians-of-superstition-mountain#comments
EP
1/4/2015 05:45:49 pm
"would this transform into a first amendment discussion, and no longer be framed as an academic one?"
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JokerX44
1/4/2015 07:59:41 pm
Thank you for your input. Now I something new to think about. However, I didn't think Spinal Tap was shitty. I laughed my ass off. Also, I had to scratch my head and think for a minute the first time I saw Mermaids before I said, "What? No way...oh, ok I get it."
EP
1/5/2015 12:18:05 am
I'm not sure that you get how discussions on *public* Internet foums work...
Only Me
1/5/2015 03:49:44 am
I'm scratching my head on this one. This was an unexpected, sarcasm-laden Parthian shot toward one of your tamer responses.
RLewis
1/5/2015 04:15:55 am
Jason has an e-mail listed on this site. If you e-mail him directly I'm sure he will respond. If you post your comments on an open, public blog, you can expect others to do the same, If you are not interested in their responses - you are not obliged to read or respond to them.
EP
1/5/2015 04:16:46 am
I know, right? I literally didn't say anything I wouldn't say to you, for example. Like, I wasn't even being a dick to this guy or anything...
Matt Mc
1/5/2015 08:08:21 am
EP you are always a dick, but we love you for it. :)
EP
1/5/2015 09:24:21 am
Only two inches... *Megalithic* inches! :D
Matt Mc
1/5/2015 09:32:25 am
Are the megalithic inches the unit of measurement to be used in next weeks phallic guide to NYC episode?
EP
1/5/2015 09:39:47 am
...but enough about Kathleen McGowan :P
Rick
1/5/2015 02:39:10 pm
I like the previews for next week. That lady says the obelisk wasn't placed there "by accident".
THE KING
1/5/2015 02:43:59 am
I found it amusing when he smelled smoke / burnt smell from the stone.
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Kal
1/5/2015 04:09:53 am
I think I get the 'disclaimer' blogger above, but it won't really help, even if they moved AU to syfy channel. People are still going to think it's 'real' if they're inclined to. The poster might want to check out SW's actual blog and rant at the source of his troubles, or perhaps rant about it on his own blog and hope to get more attention.
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Denise
1/5/2015 05:19:51 am
to enforce the above statements as to why these critiques are important, these shows do cause both physical damage and widespread belief in these ideas. For example, my husband and I work at historic sites and believe in showing how interesting real history is. Recently one of SW guests has been writing incorrect history about certain sites that are pretty well documented. The problem? Local papers ran with this info, causing great interest in looting and trepassing on state protected land. This individual has at least three separate theories about the local area that many people honestly believe (its in the paper, and talked about in local history groups, so it must be true.) I don't blame the public, a lot of these ideas are obsure (or even nonexistent) history. That's why people like Jason are important: I personally don't have the time or patience to watch these shows. By coming here I can get the info and learn about potential issues I may have to deal with.
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Walt
1/5/2015 08:11:11 am
But what you can't see due to your love of history is that "these shows causing physical damage and widespread belief in these ideas" just doesn't matter, at least not any more than how to properly restore a vehicle or rebuild an engine. There are critics for every show on TV, and if Jason has a show, he'll be mocked and ridiculed relentlessly as well.
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spookyparadigm
1/5/2015 10:56:36 am
I'm beginning to think this is a POE.
EP
1/5/2015 11:26:16 am
I'm with spookyparadigm.
Walt
1/5/2015 11:38:04 am
It's a guarantee that all historical sites will ultimately be destroyed, regardless of what idiots may or may not do. I'm just not interested in fretting over whether it happens today or tomorrow. Tomorrow would be better, but nothing anybody does or says can change what will ultimately happen.
EP
1/5/2015 11:43:25 am
Walt, would you apply the same reasoning to people? Like, "we're all going to die eventually; therefore, let's not get too upset about war and murder". Because your reasoning is identical, as far as I can tell.
Walt
1/5/2015 12:18:45 pm
It doesn't matter to me if shows get people to do bad things because they would've done them anyway. People do dumb things. The show will be gone someday, and people will still be doing dumb things at historical sites. I'd love to live in a perfect world where it never happens, I just don't see that happening.
EP
1/5/2015 12:26:50 pm
Ladies and Gentlemen! Is it okay at this point to conclude that Walt is an idiot and/or a troll? Or do we need further evidence?
Walt
1/5/2015 12:46:50 pm
So, I make a perfectly sane and rational statement that people damaged historical sites before the show existed and will again after, and you respond with a personal attack calling me a troll and an idiot. You've really dumbed down this blog.
Clint Knapp
1/5/2015 12:57:34 pm
Not quite, Walt. You said no one should care because they'll eventually not be there. The same would go for this blog. So why do you care enough to argue about how little you care? See the problem yet?
Tim/1
1/5/2015 03:29:30 pm
Walt is schooling us in the "perfectionist fallacy".
JokerX44
1/5/2015 09:17:08 am
Oh Denise, I feel like you've been swept up into something unfairly. You seem so sweet and genuine and serious. If I had to guess, I would say you are a good person. I am also a good person. In this case however, I was pranking the bloggers here, trying to make a larger point. I refrained from 'fessing up until somebody "got it". That "somebody" was Walt.
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EP
1/5/2015 09:26:38 am
"Guys, guys! I was totally not being serious! I was trolling you all along! You've been puppetmusta'd! Successful troll is successful!"
Clint Knapp
1/5/2015 11:26:43 am
Uh huh. So, self-important troll finds no value in education, history, or getting things right. Has to explain he was joking, and expected well-read adults to go flame a gamertag.
Rick
1/5/2015 02:53:37 pm
Problem with thinking History channel and H2 are junk TV and glowing in the realization that you think you have really stumbled upon some simple truth nobody is aware of because they are too deep into the shows and the stories to step back and demand less from cable TV shows us that I and im sure several others remember when the History channel first debuted.
tm
1/5/2015 06:42:00 pm
@jokerx44
Patrick
1/6/2015 01:31:21 am
@Rick
Steve StC
1/6/2015 01:20:38 pm
Denise, very nice post. You make some very good points and clearly have an open mind.
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EP
1/6/2015 02:17:52 pm
"sorry Jason, football reference. I know how you hate football players"
ShawnO
1/5/2015 06:47:06 am
Why does it always have to be that the maker of whatever the object of the show is about must have come from thousands of miles away and/or across some vast ocean in order to leave some small marker deep into the interior of the North American continent, or to mine some metal (also deep within the interior, rather than near the shore) that they could have much easier found and mined on their own continent? Aztecs in Chicago? Phoenicians sailing up the Mississippi? Mayans in Georgia? Egyptians in the Grand Canyon? Hebrews on an island in the Great Lakes? How did they even know where to go? Maybe aliens gave them aerial photos, or did they land on the coast, meet up with the natives, and ask, "Hey, you guys got any copper?"
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Matt Mc
1/5/2015 07:16:37 am
Wolter only meets with Native Americans to tell them that the people who stole there land where in fact stealing the land from a second group of people that stole Native American land.
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EP
1/5/2015 10:02:23 am
And to pretend-kill them in Indian Wars re-enactment.
Kal
1/5/2015 08:43:44 am
One of these people that is on his show should tell him something obviously bogus but in another language it means something dirty, and he doesn't know, so he runs with it an calls the episode that. The laughter would bring ratings. Maybe he should find the mystical cous cous stones to prove Persians were here also, or that rocky mountain oysters and prairie oysters prove some kind of anglo contact before the colonial times, only to find out that he;s been suckered for once.
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Shane Sullivan
1/5/2015 01:08:53 pm
When my dad used to be involved with local pow wows, there was a white woman who used to hang around asking to be given an Indian name. They refused several times. Finally, one guy thought about it for awhile, and gave her a name: Miizii Quay. She was so proud, she went around telling everyone the name she had received.
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EP
1/5/2015 01:18:07 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-vPzfo2CHM
Shane Sullivan
1/5/2015 04:13:11 pm
I miss that show. And I miss the reruns they used to show on Comedy Central.
Dan
1/5/2015 02:23:30 pm
Wolter was punked badly by a group of University of Minnesota archeology students who carved their own rune stone, which Wolter then used his pseudoscience to conclude was an ancient rune stone.
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Patrick
1/6/2015 01:33:33 am
Thanks for the link to the article. It goes to show that some people are too far gone to be told they're wrong.
EP
1/5/2015 11:22:41 am
Greg Little (who, lest we forget, once wrote a book about sperm collecting UFO demons), has stopped by Scott Wolter's blog and thrown his considerable weight behind Frank Joseph's Phoenician hypothesis:
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Denise
1/5/2015 12:01:32 pm
@jokerx44
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tm
1/5/2015 01:48:34 pm
Denise - I guess you should have devoted your life to something REALLY meaningful. Like ... copywriting. :)
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Denise
1/5/2015 02:23:54 pm
@tm
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EP
1/5/2015 03:01:36 pm
First you copyright, then you copywrite. Then you copyright the copy you wrote. It's marketing 101, people! :)
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Kal
1/5/2015 05:51:12 pm
@denise. I think he means spell checking.
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tm
1/5/2015 07:27:52 pm
Oops! No! I dont criticize spelling, promise. :) I was poking at the absurdity of jokerx44, who seemed proud to be a copywriter but who basically suggested Denise's career and dedication are pointless. In my mind, someone like Denise is way ahead on karma points.
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Tim/1
1/6/2015 12:03:35 am
SW:
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Matt Mc
1/6/2015 12:59:33 am
I agree Tim, I really do not see the need to try to bait Wolter, his response can be predicted pretty well.
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EP
1/6/2015 02:36:27 am
Just because it can be predicted doesn't mean it can't be amusing.
Matt Mc
1/6/2015 03:38:59 am
I cannot argue with that.
Only Me
1/6/2015 03:27:54 am
What's even better, Scott actually told a commenter:
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EP
1/6/2015 04:04:00 am
Realtalk: Scott Wolter gets through life on good looks and charismatic personality.
Denise
1/6/2015 06:28:38 am
@tm
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Vince Donatello
1/6/2015 03:33:38 pm
Next week on American Unearthed, Scott discovers that Jay Cutler's $54M contract was a mistake!
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HarleyQuinn
1/10/2015 01:15:35 pm
First.... oh, my giddy aunt, Jason, THANK YOU FOR RUNNING THIS SITE. My family is thoroughly tired of hearing me scream at the TV every time this show is on, and now I can scream silently on the internet with you! =D
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MES
1/13/2015 04:37:45 am
I just watched the episode last night and I'm left scratching my head more so than usual. I should state for the record that the only thing that caused me to watch the episode is that I am a Chicagoan. I gave up on the show long ago.
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OldGoat
6/14/2015 05:02:06 pm
As an interested innocent, it seemed obvious to me that the hole through the lips is an integrated part of the carving. Clearly not added when they decided to convert it to a fountain. What other statuary has a similar look?
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None
6/27/2019 06:34:42 pm
I know this is an old thread, but i just now saw the episode and ran over to Jason's blog to read his critique. An extremely quick search for early nineteenth century folk art styles found this image of an "Carved Granite Stone-Face" found here:
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