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Review of Ancient Aliens S06E19 "Alien Breeders"

3/15/2014

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What is there to say about Ancient Aliens S06E19 “Alien Breeders”? It’s all about sex, and it claims that any reference in myth to humans and gods mating refers to space aliens sexing up human beings. This, of course, would seemingly be in contradiction to earlier claims that humans were the genetically engineered creation of the Anunnaki, but whatever. I guess they stopped using genetic engineering and simply switched to eugenics because it was easier and more fun.
The show opens by discussing the fact that early humans mated with other early human species such as Neanderthals, and possibly human species that have yet been identified. David Wilcock repeats a false claim from S06E14 “The Star Children” that 7% of human DNA has changed since 3000 BCE. That claim is based on a 2007 study that instead reported that “1800 genes, or 7 per cent of all those found in the human body, had undergone natural selection in the past 5000 years.” Such changes were largely due to variations in skin color and lactose tolerance. Wilcock instead claims that aliens, to be crude, fucked the changes into people through a mass-mating program. Think of how many people would need to be sexually assaulted by aliens to produce that level of change across the whole of the human species.

Giorgio Tsoukalos tells us that we must deny that myths contain “symbolism” and instead accept that gods really had sex with women, presumably in the shape of swans or bulls or golden showers. Naturally, this leads to a discussion of Genesis 6:1-4, when the Sons of God had sex with the daughters of men and produced the giants, with its expansion in the books of Enoch and Jubilees. Erich von Däniken simply calls the Sons of God (the Watchers) space aliens, and the show asserts that the Book of Enoch was removed from the Bible to suppress the truth about the Watchers. Von Däniken tells us that we must “interpret” the Sons of God in “a modern way,” and he discusses the “genital apparatus” of angels, declaring it “similar” to those of modern human males.

This show has covered the Nephilim and the Sons of God so often that there is nothing new left to talk about it. The show’s “experts” come close to recognizing that the idea of demigods is not unique to Enoch but can be found everywhere. Instead of recognizing this as a myth, the show travels to North America to try looking for “giant” skeletons. They cite a New York Times article from 1912 in which it was claimed that eighteen “giants” with “monkey” (i.e., gorilla) skulls were discovered in Lake Delavan, Wisconsin. The show conveniently leaves out the racist monkey claims, which reflect a silly attempt to suggest a connection with pre-humans like Neanderthals. However, no measurements were given. Although no evidence turned up to support the claims of the boys who “found” the remains, the show nevertheless asserts that “some” believe the Smithsonian confiscated them.

Ariel Bar Tzadok, the controversial rabbi who believes in all manner of fringe ideas, keeps returning our narrative to the Bible, which the show asserts holds all of the answers to the so-called mystery of the alien-hybrid giants. This is creationism by another name, particularly when Tzadok brings up the Flood and the show treats this as history. The show next refers to material from the Genesis Apocryphon about the birth of Noah and treats is as though it came from the Book of Enoch, but no one stops to think that these stories were composed long after the Biblical account of Genesis and were designed to expand on the Genesis stories. Instead, the program accepts the idea that any text, whenever it was written, must be accurate. So how is it, then, that the story survived from before the Flood when only Noah and his family survived the Flood? Did Lamech share his doubts and fears about marital infidelity with his son? Did the Noachian family bring the Book of Enoch and the Genesis Apocryphon with them, even though Genesis itself was, in theory, not written until the time of Moses?

Moving on to Greek mythology, we listen to stories about the interaction of the Greek gods with human beings, and the production of demigods from sexual unions with human women. The anthropologist the show speaks with, Sabina Magliocco, completely confuses the myth of Perseus, born from a union of Danae with Zeus in the form of a golden shower, with that Heracles, born of Alcmene when Zeus disguised himself as her husband. Tsoukalos finds the birth of Helen of Troy from an egg after Zeus mates with her mother as a swan fascinating because he believes that it represents an incubation sac aboard a spaceship. That Helen originates in a goddess before being rationalized as a mortal is of no concern to him; any story told at any time is obviously true regardless of its origin or development.

This turns to a discussion of Heinrich Schliemann’s discovery of Troy, which the show heralds as proof that mythology is true (as though the existence of New York proves Spider-Man is real), even though the site of Troy had been known since Antiquity and had only been doubted for a few decades at the close of the eighteenth century during a period of hyper-skepticism. David Wilcock says that it’s an “arbitrary bias” to accept that cities are real but gods are not and must therefore be physical beings. He is, unwittingly, repeating the claims of Euhemerus from Greek times. Plutarch describes how Euhemerus
…out of his own brain contrived certain memoirs of a most incredible and imaginary mythology, and thereby spread all manner of Atheism throughout the world. This he did by describing all the received Gods under the style of generals, sea-captains, and kings, whom he makes to have lived in the more remote and ancient times… (Moralia 5.26.23, trans. William Baxter)
Substitute aliens for sea-captains and you’ve got the ancient astronaut theory. I do find it interesting, though, that the show ignores the frequent homosexual sexual interactions between gods and humans in Greek mythology. How does this fit into the aliens’ sexual agenda?

We fly across the world to China to discuss more supernatural births, this time of the first Han emperor, who was conceived while a dragon hovered over his mother, which symbolizes divine favor in Chinese belief. Naturally, the show asserts that a UFO knocked her up—exactly how, they don’t know. There are so many supernatural births in world myth, in fact, that Edwin Sidney Hartland devoted the first volume of his Legend of Perseus to cataloging the cross-cultural belief in the supernatural birth. Interestingly, while Hartland, in the nineteenth century, risked opprobrium by noting (in vol. III) that the birth of Christ was yet another in a continuum of such stories, Ancient Aliens won’t do that. In fact, the supernatural birth of Christ is notable for its absence in this episode.

As we hit the halfway point, we listen to the supposed deathbed confession of Sylvester II, in which the medieval pope allegedly claimed to have had sex with a succubus and gained scientific knowledge from demons. These stories spread because Sylvester II tried to ban clergy from having concubines, and the clergy spread scurrilous rumors to discredit him and protect their right to have sex outside of marriage. Oh, and he also banned simony, and nobody liked losing money. The further legend of demonic knowledge came from a diabolization of Sylvester’s efforts to import Arab (and thus Islamic) scientific and mathematical knowledge to Europe. Islam was at the time considered a demonic religion. The show cares nothing for the politics of medieval Europe. For them, witchcraft, demons, and supernatural sex are all obviously true because: aliens.

Jason Martell recognizes that demonic sex bears a resemblance to modern alien abductions, but instead of attributing these to the well-known waking dream phenomenon that produces such sexual fantasies, he asserts they are all real. This takes us to discussions of modern UFO abduction stories and the people who believe they have had kinky sex with aliens. A man named Don Donderi says that the alleged abduction of Antônio Vilas Boas in Brazil in 1957 can’t be attributed to “pulp literature” influences because it happened before mainstream depictions of alien abductions. He has obviously never read science fiction, which has featured encounters between humans and aliens since Lucian wrote about a trip to the moon in ancient Greek times, not to mention fairy folklore which also features supernatural abduction narratives. The flying saucer myth was already a decade old in 1957, and George Adamski had been describing his own encounters with aliens for several years. The show then discusses Betty and Barney Hill, whose alien abduction I have already correlated with The Outer Limits episodes airing immediately before the Hills’ first hypnosis session, when they first made the claim.

Tsoukalos creates a false dichotomy between alien abductions as hoaxes or as real, ignorant of the fact that the experiences can believe them to be real even though they are not. Wilcock tells us that there is a “through line” from medieval times to today, and the narrator explains that there is a greater plan at work. After the break a man describes a classic sexual waking dream he had involving two aliens, one looking like a Barbie doll and the other like an “Asian” sex doll and tells us that he thinks he got an alien pregnant. He brought what he believed was one of the aliens’ hairs to a DNA laboratory. My DVR lost sound again at this point—this is the only show where the sound drops out—so I went online to find out the results. Apparently the hair was human and contained Gaelic and Chinese DNA, but was “optically clear” unlike any other human. Wouldn’t albinos have clear hair since they have no pigment? Anyway, this hair supposedly shows us that Gaelic-Chinese alien sex dolls are raping men in their sleep.

Next, we have a sad discussion of phantom pregnancy and “missing” fetuses, which the show speculates involves aliens stealing babies during abductions. The show then presents Bret Oldham, a man who has been deeply involved in exploring fringe topics since his teenage years and believes he has been constantly abducted by aliens and in contact with ghosts since he was a child. He previously appeared last year on Destination America’s Monsters and Mysteries in America to tell the same story he offered to Ancient Aliens. Oldham believes that in 1986 aliens removed the fetus and all tissue within the uterus from his pregnant then-girlfriend during an abduction. We are not given any medical records to support his assertion, but Oldham tells us that the Grey aliens returned three years later and introduced him to a “female hybrid” and a child, with whom he felt a mystical “bond” that convinced him he was the child’s father.

We learn from an interview Oldham gave that his girlfriend only began to confirm his version of events after Monsters and Mysteries producers interviewed her and tried to get her to agree to details from Oldham’s account. It sounds like there was a better than even chance that the TV interview helped to shape the story, especially since no one offered up any medical records to confirm the account.

The show ends on a sour note, when a smirking Tsoukalos tells us that he has bad news: There is “nothing we can do” to stop aliens from having sex with us in our sleep.
28 Comments
Only Me
3/15/2014 04:45:43 am

Ah, yes, interstellar gang-rape, bestiality and a black market baby ring. Ain't this show just grand?

So they finally came around to combining pseudo-religion with the "free love" movement. If they had really wanted to sell this, they should have contacted Pamela Stonebrooke, the jazz singer who claims to have ongoing sexual encounters with reptilians.

And to think, the only part of this episode that made me laugh was the phantom pregnancy that resulted in the mother-to-be farting, her belly shrinking and everyone believing it to be the work of demons.

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PaulN. link
3/25/2014 10:12:52 am

Don't forget Gary Seven from the old Star Trek episode "Assignment Earth". And I am sure there are many other instances and examples, especially from programs such as the Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Science Fiction Theater, to name a few.

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Joseph Craven
3/15/2014 09:55:41 am

So now it all makes sense. The severe sleep disturbance I've been experiencing all my life, all the bouts of sleep paralysis, they really were aliens abducting me to breed a legion of supermen! The doctors who diagnosed me with severe sleep apnea were obviously in on the coverup, and the fact that the sleep disturbances have all but stopped isn't because my C-Pap machine is working, it's because the aliens are turned off by my facemask! It all makes sense now!

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Mandalore
3/15/2014 10:27:23 am

The pseudo-religious ideas of Theosophy are starting to bleed through in greater strength. Perhaps soon they can start letting us know how to live and think.

Also since the show previously suggested Satan was a cool guy, isn't the demonic raping a good thing? Confusing. . .

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Pacal
3/15/2014 01:40:29 pm

Jason when you wrote the following a vast peace descended on me:

"This turns to a discussion of Heinrich Schliemann’s discovery of Troy, which the show heralds as proof that mythology is true (as though the existence of New York proves Spider-Man is real), even though the site of Troy had been known since Antiquity and had only been doubted for a few decades at the close of the eighteenth century during a period of hyper-skepticism."

One of the most persistent of Archeological myths is the story that Schliemann was a lone maverick fighting a hide-bound establishment that had been convinced for centuries that Troy and the Trojan war was a fairy story. This is actually almost the exact reverse of the truth. In fact Troy / Ilium and its location was known since antiquity. It was well known to Classicalists that their was a Greek / Roman town called Ilium on the site of Ilium / Troy. Further until the late 18th century it was generally thought that the story of the Trojan war as portrayed in the Iliad was more or less accurate and actual history. (The stuff about the Gods being ignored.) In fact the hyper-critical view of Troy and the Trojan war you describe was a fairly recent reaction against many, many centuries of orthodoxy that the Trojan war and Troy were real and the Iliad a more or less accurate view of said war.

This hyper-critical approach remained a minority position and the view of Schliemann has a brave heretic against a hide-bound establishment is largely myth. In fact practically everyone, with a few exceptions accepted that he had found Troy / Ilium what provoked disagreement was Schliemann's notion that he had "proved" the accuracy of Homer's account of the war. In fact it is more than likely that Homer's account of the war is even more off than The Song of Roland when compared to what actually happened.

As for Alien sex. Aside from resurrecting the whole absurd Alien Abduction idiocy did anyone bother to point out that Alien genetics are extremely unlikely to be even remotely combatable with human genetics. Hell it is likely that Alien genetics won't even use DNA. Someone has been watching too much Star Trek with humans boffing Aliens right and left.

Besides assuming that Aliens would want to combine genetic material just why would they want sex with us? I suspect they would find us about as alluring as we find a buttercup.

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Shane Sullivan
3/15/2014 02:00:28 pm

Funny thing is--and I've mentioned this before--there IS a giant skeleton at the lake here in Delavan. It's Juliet the elephant. She and her partner, Romeo, were part of one of the local circus companies (one of which would later become the P.T. Barnum circus) in the mid 19th century. When she died in early 1864, the ground was still frozen, so her body was dragged out to the middle of Lake Delavan and left for the spring thaw. When the ice melted, she fell through and sank to the bottom.

This was decades before the alleged discovery of a giant buried in the nearbye indian mounds, and I can't help but wonder if these events contributed to the myth.

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Clint Knapp
3/15/2014 04:04:09 pm

What? No one's going to bat an eye at the curious news that Erik Von Daniken knows what angel penises look like? How "similar" are we talking? Did they have to be circumcised? These questions need answers, EVD! I have so many, and not nearly enough time to count them all.

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Joseph Craven
3/15/2014 08:47:41 pm

Clearly they wouldn't need circumcision, as obviously ancient humans developed the practice to emulate their alien masters.

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Dave Lewis
3/16/2014 12:46:31 pm

Only the angels that worked the Hebrew side of the street had to be circumsized.

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DAN D
3/16/2014 05:44:31 am

"The show ends on a sour note, when a smirking Tsoukalos tells us that he has bad news: There is “nothing we can do” to stop aliens from having sex with us in our sleep"

I can see Giorgio preparing for sleep (with hair net in place) blissfully awaiting the return of the Anunnookie.

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Drew
3/16/2014 06:34:06 am

High five.

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Dave Lewis
3/16/2014 12:44:39 pm

times 2!

JM Williams
3/30/2016 03:44:00 am

Snicker

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yram
3/16/2014 07:46:22 am

Ancient Aliens and all cast members are out of their effing minds....

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DAN D
3/16/2014 08:49:57 am

Not sure about that. They (cast & crew) get a nice check at the end of the day while the folks who watch, keep the money machine oiled...lol

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Martin R
3/16/2014 12:57:46 pm

Giorgio has been smoking too much of the weed.

This is just wacky stuff. I mean, a hobby is one thing...

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yram
3/16/2014 04:21:37 pm

Too much of Chong's maui wowie Labrador weed....no wonder he cant even pronounce extraterrestrials.

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Rlewis
3/17/2014 02:40:38 am

Does anyone know where you can find one of those albino Gaelic-Chinese alien sex dolls? I'm just asking for a friend.

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bezalel link
3/17/2014 02:06:01 pm

Jason, you provide a valuable service to the rational skeptic and believer alike. If any of the respondents/viewers/skeptics/believers are truly interested in a cogent, clarion call to the fundamental ideas behind science and true skepticism, simply read and re-read (and then STUDY) the collection of essays in "The Demon Haunted World" by Carl Sagan. Much is dedicated to the hysteria surrounding alien abduction and yes, the stories go back centuries (which is not an excuse to believe in aliens or demons, but rather to uphold the fantastic power of the human mind).

Of course, this also goes for any other types of superstitious beliefs, borne of fear and ignorance.

I trust you will continue to bring the true values of science (i.e., by "science" is meant not the collection of bunches of evidence to prove one's hypothesis, but rather a collection of ALL EVIDENCE to arrive at a most likely conclusion, belief be damned) to the TV viewing world at large. This will also allow us to fully appreciate the value of human mythology and story telling

Science and reasoned, rational thinking will eventually reveal all truths, but I am afraid that many centuries will pass before a sizeable majority will embrace the methods thereof.

Kudos to you once again

Yours,

Bezalel

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yram
3/18/2014 01:47:12 pm

Yes kudos to Jason. These so-called "ancient alien theorists" and History Channel need to just knock it off. Funny at first, but just got out of hand, with all their whacky ideas..im guessing the first rabid dog (von daniken) bit tsoukalos who bit childress and so on and on and on....just got out of control! I'm waiting on their next theory...the disappearance of Malaysian Airlines!

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Prashant Singh
3/21/2014 12:16:23 am

Do you think that any of the aliens who worked on the streets got a rich man to treat them and pretend to be there girlfriend.

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EP
5/9/2014 02:50:04 pm

V. Stiviano is a reptilian! I fucking knew it!

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EP
5/9/2014 03:11:28 pm

The treatment of Sylvester II's alleged deathbed confession made me realize something very disturbing. Ancient Aliens is one step away from treating as factual all the confessions extracted under torture by the inquisition, which, incidentally, also frequently involved sex with supernatural beings. And the next step after that would be a mainstream television program consistently claiming that Malleus Maleficarum is a source of factual information about the world and our place in it.

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kimannmartinez@yahoo.com
5/23/2014 09:02:24 pm

if you see ghosts and are haunted look at what's happening.my third eye is open.i hate the greys there mean.they have know feelings just doing there so called jobs on our bodys.which leads into seeing another world.i see things that would rock your world and my pictures scare the crap out of people.We're so
stupid to think we are alone.hey the dead walk with us and the alieans live right next to us.were breeding other planets.we are animals in a zoo for them.wake up America the gangs murder etc they will end this earth because we have no use for them ugly is ugly.were dumb and stupid and I think it's over for us they have all ready taken the genes they wanted.they took mine as a child.were animals to them and we are.

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Ashley
9/22/2014 02:03:13 am

i know this comment is prolly a little late but how can people be so blind and close minded to believe we are here alone. The NWO is coming and is apart of this whole agenda. Our world leaders and apart of the Illuminati and are working with the evil forces you want to call aliens, demons, Lucifer...what have you. The truth is that we are far from alone in the cosmos and everyone ignoring all of the signs and failing to try to put the pieces together of our religions that were changed through history and everyone telling us things are not real....our spirituality is being repressed and no one seems to give a damn! When they start micro chipping people and the aliens make their announcement that they are and have always been here...it will be too late for you. So you can choose not to believe this...it is your choice to make, but honestly look at how much the government hides from us! Just take a look around you, pay attention to the news, the movies the music, our money the wars, it is all coming to a head and they have humanity exactly where they want us...BRAINWASHED!!! WAKE UP AMERICA!!! Please your very souls depend on it!!!!!

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John smith
4/4/2015 01:30:45 am

Omg u r so right. I totally am on ur totally pure wavelength. We should bond our frequencies and minds and souls and mate one and another one and another one until we have repopulated this planet. I will kill the nwo being with my super powerful ejaculation force. Are you up for it?

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Flapjack Beauregard
2/7/2015 01:06:43 am

That reminds me. UFO Hunters sucked too.

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Angel
11/13/2016 02:31:28 am

This is one of the very few episodes that actually came very close to the truth. I guess thats why there is such a massively disproportionate number of critics posting trash about it. Or should i just call them brainwashed jesuit employed mind controlled misimformation dissenting puppets. Oh i better not. They do have feelings too i guess and i dont want to make them nervous about someone being on to all of them.

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