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Review of Ancient Aliens S11E13 "Beyond Roswell"

8/19/2016

38 Comments

 
If tonight’s episode seems familiar, it’s only because the topic is so shopworn. The topic of the pretended 1947 Roswell, New Mexico UFO crash is so frequently discussed on Ancient Aliens that I could not begin to list all of the episodes that touch on it, though I will note that back in Season 4 the show pretended that the Roswell aliens were actually time travelers who teleported to New Mexico. This episode is more of the same, but it attempts to offer a slightly different take on the familiar by expanding the narrative to encompass other alleged UFO crashes. As most of you know, I am not terribly interested in modern UFO reports, so the lack of ancient astronauts rendered this a rather dull exercise in ufology.
Segment 1
The show opens with a discussion of the so-called “Roswell Incident,” including the conspiracy theorists’ preferred version of events. While an official government report later concluded that the incident involved the crash of a secret spy balloon, covered up with a false story about a crashed weather balloon, the show prefers the modern conspiracy theory that an alien spacecraft crashed. There is no reason to re-litigate this story, so instead I’ll note that the show recycles material originally shot for Giorgio Tsoukalos’ failed 2014 series In Search of Aliens, specifically the episode on the “Roswell Rock.” In it, the mayor of Roswell, NM accuses the federal government of covering up an alien encounter, though he has a vested interest in promoting the story and the tourism dollars that make up a large portion of the city’s economy. The remainder of the segment is composed of second- or third-hand accounts of the “mysteries” of Roswell, all of which have been explained by skeptics many times over.

Segment 2
The second segment starts to look at derivative stories that sprang up to capitalize on the Roswell myth. The first is the claim that in 1941 a flying disc crashed in Cape Girardeau, Missouri, with three aliens on board. The story only emerged in the 1980s, right around the time of the first round of Roswell hype, and somehow all of the witnesses forgot to mention it until 1984. The program then notes that claims of crashed disks have also been made for a number of other locations in the western United States in 1940s. David Childress notes that this coincides with World War II and the stat of the Cold War, and he says that this is because the ETs were concerned about American nuclear prowess. He seems to miss the more logical explanation that U.S. and Soviet technology tests—and paranoia over the same—could better explain the sudden rise in military wreckage retrieval, where such events have any basis in fact.
 
This leads to a discussion of Area 51, the rumored home of the Roswell wreckage, though the narrator duly notes that the U.S. government denies having any alien spacecraft at the base. Wild claims about said alien spacecraft are then rehearsed, but this is nothing we haven’t heard many times before, only here there are no details, just vague assertions, rendering this less interesting than other, better UFO-themed shows.
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Hillary Clinton, a fan of UFO mysteries, continued her apparently intentional targeting of Ancient Aliens​ viewers with another ad buy this week during the break after this segment.

Segment 3
There isn’t much to say about this segment. It’s based on the idea that humans are too limited to invent new things, so any cool technology must have been reverse engineered from alien spacecraft, specifically the Roswell spaceship (though we just heard there were earlier disks recovered—were they not good enough?). This claim contradicts earlier episodes which alleged that space aliens send psychic blueprints to human geniuses, or that geniuses have access to the Akashic Record’s universal knowledge. Here, the dummies at IBM and other companies had to wait for UFO technology in order to “flourish.” Giorgio Tsoukalos mistakes the postwar economic and technological boom, created by the war and its aftermath, for alien doings. We’ve covered this before, not long ago, when the show made almost the exact same claims in the same words, but back in S11E05 the aliens were giving us the technology to make sure we kept to their schedule. So which is it? Both and neither! The show finishes the segment by alleging that the U.S. and the Soviet Union fabricated the Cold War in order to hide their exploitation of aliens. That’s an insult to all the people who died in the proxy wars fought on behalf of the two superpowers, and a callously, breathtakingly cynical bit of self-serving ignorance.

Segment 4
The fourth segment covers material very similar to stories discussed last week in the episode dedicated to “Russia’s Secret Files,” along with some other Russian UFO material that seem to be outtakes from last week’s episode on Russian ufology. While last week a 1986 incident was described as “Russia’s Roswell,” this week a supposed UFO crash in the 1940s is described with the same moniker, but with no evidence. While back in S11E05 the show alleged that the Soviet Union’s technological development was due to aliens providing visions of high tech plans, now the show claims that the Soviets reverse-engineered alien spacecraft after attracting them with crop circles in order to shoot them down.
 
Internet rumors about military installations around the world are then repeated, with no evidence offered to support any of the claims for hidden collections of UFOs.
 
David Childress and Linda Moulton Howe try to reconcile the opposites. Howe alleges that the aliens purposely scuttle their UFOs to “put certain technologies in human hands.” Kamikaze UFOs! Surely it would be easier to just park one rather than suicide-bomb remote farms.
 
The narrator returns again to the disgusting claim that the Cold War was a hoax created by America and the Soviet Union to exploit alien technology, and it’s clear that the writers of the show think they are being clever by using it to reverse the skeptical argument that many “UFO” sightings are actually sightings of military and spy agency technologies. But this rhetorical effort cheapens the sacrifices of all those who died in service to their country during what the show alleges was purposeful collusion to fake the Cold War.
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Segment 5
By the time Richard Dolan is rhapsodizing about “UFO lore,” it’s clear that the show has left facts far behind. Here, an old crazy claim by Bob Lazar that UFOs fly on element 115 (then a science-fiction concept unlikely to ever to become real) is taken for prophecy when scientists actually produced small amounts of ununpentium in 2013, though the element does not seem to be rocket fuel since it has a half-life of 220 milliseconds. The show, however, ignores this and instead describes the element as having “similarities to plutonium,” which was used in rockets. (UFOs apparently still run on 1960s-style rockets, just as God, Magrest M. Agrest, and Zecharia Sitchin intended.) William Henry chimes in that the aliens are “giving” us crashed UFOs so we can create advanced technologies. Surely there are easier ways to deliver technology—email scientists some schematics, for example—but I guess the super-beam that pumped ideas into the heads of “visionaries” isn’t good enough for stupid ol’ us, who need physical models to understand the aliens’ sophisticated genius. 

Segment 6
Our final segment takes us to Arizona in 2014 to listen to an old man named Boyd Bushman make wild claims about crashed alien saucers and harvesting alien technology in what is described as a deathbed confession. He shows pictures of what seemed to be plastic alien dolls, which he had come to believe were real. Most dismissed the Bushman video as a hoax or manipulation of a dying man by ufologists. The show closed by repeating its claims about reverse engineering alien technology and aliens as the reason we have things like computers and smartphones and satellites, since all humans are as dumb as the producers of Ancient Aliens—well, they do manage to figure out how to get paid for being dumb, so there’s that.
38 Comments
Only Me
8/19/2016 10:22:49 pm

I think I made it to segment two, then opted for something else. Like you said, the same claims made by the same people that have been debunked long ago.

Not only is the show actively trying to explain the technological advances made during and after WW2 and the Cold War with "alien tech", they are also trying to apply this explanation to the advancements that derived from the space program.

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J. Hetherington
8/20/2016 06:30:18 pm

Only Me should confess.

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Only Me
8/20/2016 08:01:26 pm

What, exactly, should I confess?

Templar Secrets
8/21/2016 05:58:37 am

You don't need to confess anything.
We already know.

Only Me
8/21/2016 06:09:40 am

"We", Templar Secrets? Got a mouse in your pocket?

Zebra Calhoun
8/22/2016 07:38:42 am

I actually use this show as a night light.

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TheBigMike
8/19/2016 11:54:32 pm

I love how they completely ignore the fact that we have a great deal of paperwork and other evidence to show exactly how much of the technology they say was reverse engineered was invented and patented and later upgraded and changed into new versions o the products. in many cases, like IBM products, there is a very direct linear model of advancement of technology.

The great one that they pointed out was lasers. I love how they say we got lasers from an alien ship that crashed in 1947. I bet Einstein was super happy to hear that the aliens held proof of paper he wrote in 1917, 30 years before the "crash." But then, those same aliens beamed the idea for that paper into his head, didn't they? Of course I'm sure that the government hand-picked Theodore Maiman in 1960 to build the first laser apparatus after they let Charles Townes and Arthur Schawlow to do the theoretical work that Maiman based his designs on.

You know it took me fifteen seconds to find out about the people who invented the laser. and all i had to do was google the word "laser." I was already familiar with the history of light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation, but I couldn't remember the names of the men for the life of me (I'm terrible with names. Just ask... um... that person... ). I'd ask AA to hire fact checkers, but that would kind of defeat the purpose of the show... Hey, AA Producers: HIRE FACT CHECKERS!!

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Shane Sullivan
8/20/2016 12:06:15 pm

Ditto with night vision technology, which was used by the German military in the 30s, and invented in the 20s.

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Jon
8/23/2016 02:10:05 pm

Ever looked at the credits? Most of the talking heads on the show are the producers.

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Templar Secrets
8/20/2016 10:39:08 am

Not being able to call America The New World is crazier than anything

Political correctness gone bananas

Fix the political correctness crap first, then deal with the likes of Graham Hancock and Scott Wolter.

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Templar Secrets
8/20/2016 10:41:47 am

I reserve the right to call America The New World without being a racist.

I reserve the right to call many countries economically inferior that are unable to tackle poverty which is why UNESCO exists.

Etc, etc, etc

Enough of the political correctness bullshit.

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flip
8/21/2016 04:16:55 pm

Oh Time Machine... showing your cranky self up once again. UNESCO does a lot of things, including listing World Heritage sites and promoting education, literacy, SCIENCE, etc. It's not just about human rights or poverty.

I'd say get your facts right, but you seem intent on being biased on certain pet topics, and intentionally at that.

Templar Secrets
8/22/2016 07:44:34 pm

It is not racist to say most of the countries of the world will always be in economic poverty due to limitations and that they are deeply envious of Western Civilization

You say I am biased, I say you suffer from the blight of political correctness.

You sure wouldn't like to emigrate to Beirut to put your money where your mouth is.

Rich
8/20/2016 12:23:44 pm

Same thing week after week....nothing new or even interesting from the show.

Clinton targeting those of the IQ needed to gain her votes.

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David
8/20/2016 04:32:44 pm

Agreed. We usually watch for the comedic value but are quickly getting bored with the same old stuff.

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Ph
8/20/2016 09:27:00 pm

I wish that i could see the comedic value of AA just like i can with bad cult movies.
Hearing about things like the flat earth movement makes me think that there is an intrinsic problem.
Like the poverty line and wealthdistribution, if you'd apply that principle with knowledge to get a 'retard' line and knowledgedistribution, then rank it with other countries.

Gawd i'm glad i'm part of the Old World ;)

Clete
8/20/2016 12:34:17 pm

Didn't watch this episode and it appears from the review that I didn't miss much. I always admired the ability of "Ancient Aliens", first to claim that are ancient ancestors were actually were manufactured by aliens for some purpose like mining gold. Then to claim that us humans, both ancient and modern, are just too stupid to invent things or make up stories. Why, if it wasn't for aliens and their help down the years, we would all still be squatting in caves, scratching our balls and picking nits off of each other.

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Ancient Bob
8/20/2016 05:14:21 pm

Give AA a break. It is hard to come up with new theories after so many years. It actually would be off the air if they didnt get batshit crazy 80% of the time. No one believes most of the stuff they say. It is just good to know that there is probably a small percentage of this stuff that is true...and that if there is something worth reporting ever that they can get away with it because they are such a popular source of disinformation. You can't tell the real truth I people actually believe you.

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Kathleen
8/20/2016 05:30:40 pm

I think it is kinda amusing that the Russkies are hunting for aliens by baiting the fields with circles. Be vewy, vewy quiet!

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Templar Secrets
8/20/2016 08:11:06 pm

And where are these archangels.
They are as elusive as the bleeding UFOs.
Paul's Third Heaven and Adamski's Venusians.
More red herrings

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terry the censor
8/21/2016 12:59:34 am

> any cool technology must have been reverse engineered from alien spacecraft, specifically the Roswell spaceship

Do these shows ever reconcile why we didn't have cool tech until 1947 BUT! we did have quantum mechanics starting around 1900?

I'd like to see them try.

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Templar Secrets
8/21/2016 05:55:35 am

You overlook the addiction factor - everything fits together if there's addiction involved.

Bigfoot is linked with aliens just like the Loch Ness Monster was linked with Flying Saucers.

The jigsaw pieces formed by pseudo-historians ALWAYS fit-together in place because of the addiction factor,

They need their kicks.

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Templar Secrets
8/21/2016 06:06:58 am

The only time when academics are on a high is when they write about Life after Death, ESP, and other parapsychological bullshit.

Barney
8/21/2016 02:03:27 pm



Jason sounds like a little boy who had a dream of getting it in the butt from Giorgio, but alas, Giorgio said no. This made little Jason mad so he is now on a jihad against him. I think that Jason also likes to spend his days dreaming about gargling Donald J Trump's saggy balls in his throat while getting nailed in the butt by Erik von Daniken. Poor little Jason....

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Kathleen
8/21/2016 03:09:10 pm

Good Grief! You kiss your mother with that mouth?!?! Go away

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Uncle Ron
8/21/2016 04:36:58 pm

Criticism of Jason's ideas, motives, or even intelligence may have a place here, but this kind of smut needs to be removed.

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Only Me
8/21/2016 05:43:24 pm

Hmmm... It could do with some minor corrections in punctuation, but overall, I'm actually impressed you wrote in complete sentences and successfully used a word like alas, too.

Now, if only this blog could get a proper troll...

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j Hetherington
8/21/2016 06:42:08 pm

Barney: You were probably not serious but the statement about Jason and Giorgio is dead on. Unrequited love and a fantasy shattered led to hatred and obsession.

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Only Me
8/21/2016 07:34:26 pm

Are you sure there isn't something you need to confess?

Denise
8/21/2016 08:35:31 pm

Definitely uncalled for smuttiness and ugliness, my God why does this little blog anger you so? Is there something missing in your life?

I just don't get this kind of hate talk. Sadly it doesn't surprise me, but I just don't understand the thought process. If this is an example of your normal thoughts, I pity you.... I'd pray for you but I'm an atheist so you are on your own.

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Cap'n Sick of Ancient Aediots.
8/21/2016 11:14:00 pm

" You have to wonder........." Ehh. Back to Roswell. Godspeed Jason.

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johnm53
8/22/2016 07:27:53 am

William Henry called Kapustin Yar (no relation to Tasha I assume)
"Kasputin" Yar. Perhaps he was thinking of "Rapustin" mystic of Romanov fame. You have to ask yourself (thanks David C.) if maybe it has something to do with Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush. Both talked about "nuke-you-lehr" weapons. And, well Carter did see a UFO...

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Jason's Boyfriend
8/22/2016 08:43:13 am



Stop it now. Jason does NOT dream about such things. Well, maybe he does, but he would NEVER do that sort of thing with anyone but ME. I can say with 100% confidence that my balls are the only balls that ever drop down his throat. Ok, sometimes I hire a hooker or two who get to nail him in his sloppy butthole, but only after church or a 3 day rave party. Gotta run now....he's calling me to the bedroom to take a dump on his face now. Ciao!

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Bob Jase
8/22/2016 12:52:36 pm

UFO believers will never get beyond Roswell though everyone else did long ago.

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JDowning
8/22/2016 02:30:22 pm

Episode 13 of Season 11 "Beyond Roswell" requires a follow-on Episode with speculation as to WHY so many alien spacecraft were CRASHING. Yes, the Episode hints it's a way for aliens to provide us advance technology; but, REALLY? Why CRASH a spacecraft when you could land it, deliver the science, then fly away? Crashing to provide advanced technology is a ludicrous as the Roswell Cover-Up.
Here are my speculations about all the crashes:
1. Aliens cannot maneuver close to Earth's undulating surface. Open space provides unhindered 3-dimensional travel. They cannot execute close quarters maneuvers. Bad pilots.
2. ADVANCED Navigation system interference: Natural EMP, directed Alien EMP, magnetic storms, ionization, polarization, etc.
3. Opposing Alien dogfights.
4. A "First Visiting" Alien Defense Systems denies access to Earth.
5. Earth's weather (definitely) and the close proximity to Earth's gravity disrupts maneuvering.
6. Alien DUI pilots.
7. All of the above & more.

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Jon
8/23/2016 02:20:23 pm

There are a few reasons I continue to watch Ancient Aliens:

1. I've been exposed to all sorts of exotic places and stories around the globe that I had never heard of prior. Some are just absolutely fascinating and fascinating, even with aliens removed. A few of the anecdotes have introduced me to historical figures that made a profound impact on mankind, yet I'd never heard of either.

2. It's a good exercise in applying critical thinking and spotting statements that don't have supporting evidence - something that a lot of young people lack today because it is no longer focused on in school.

3. It's a window into the delusional minds of some individuals, and yet how others are willing to take advantage of one's delusions in order to make a buck. Some of the guests they have on the show are so committed to their delusions, and it just shows how mentally ill some people are in this world. We need to help these people!

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Jon
8/23/2016 02:21:23 pm

"Some are just absolutely fascinating and fascinating"

Sorry, proof-reading fail. Meant fascinating and beautiful.

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Fist Mclargehuge
8/24/2016 06:43:50 pm

Boyd Bushman? Whoa. I can no longer take Childress' voice or him. The whole Hangar segment at Roswell with Giorgio Tsoukalos.
Everything. This show is just a disgrace.

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