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Review of Ancient Aliens S14E15 "The Alien Mountain"

10/4/2019

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After a brief hiatus, Ancient Aliens returns to goose the ratings for the new season of In Search Of, which aired immediately afterward and covered the decidedly not au courant hunt for the Loch Ness Monster. I mean, seriously: The original In Search Of… did a Loch Ness Monster episode in 1977 and there is actually less evidence for it now than there was back then thanks to the exposure of hoaxes. Anyway, Ancient Aliens is also airing simultaneously with its stars’ participation in Alien Con Dallas. The first Alien Con was an event, and early outings even garnered coverage in the New York Times. But in a case of diminishing returns, each subsequent iteration has become less noteworthy. At this point, it is basically the Antiques Roadshow for the fantasy-prone, or, perhaps more charitably, Comic Con for people who find comics a little too literary and deep. All of this is a long way around saying that Ancient Aliens is airing more as a piece of a corporate marketing strategy than because it has anything at all to say. Well, and it also helps the ancient astronaut theorists score free vacations on History’s dime.
How else can we explain this stupid episode, focusing on a made-up “mystery” of a supernaturally puissant mountain in Italy whose primary attraction is that it required a paid vacation to beautiful Italy to shoot footage for this episode?
Segment 1
We open in Turin, Italy, and the mountain that overlooks it, Monte Musinè (or mont Musinè in the Piedmontese dialect). The show suggests that pagan respect for the mountain has to do ley lines, but they’ve covered ley lines before, including during this season, and they are still fake, so this is a waste of time on multiple levels. Medieval stories of dragons and wizards are added to the story that Constantine saw his vision of the cross at Musinè. Beats me where they got that idea since Constantine’s vision occurred before the Battle of Milvian Bridge, a bridge which crosses the Tiber River, the river that runs through Rome. It is nowhere near the Piedmont in the far north of Italy where Musinè stands. Then the segment talks about UFO sightings in the Piedmont and claims that aliens are drawn to ley lines and power places like the mountain. None of the talking heads can agree on how to pronounce Musinè, and at times it seems almost as though they are talking about different mountains because their pronunciations are so wildly different. You’d think the producers might have bothered to check since they took the trouble of flying William Henry out there for a free vacation.
Segment 2
In the second segment, Henry arrives in Val Camonica, 165 miles from Musinè, to see the famous rock carvings cited in Erich von Däniken’s old books of a stick figure that appears at first glance to have a space helmet on its head, though the image appears to be a shaman dancing with a headdress on. A four-pronged image often called a rose is here suggested to be an X-shaped UFO. A second version, not shown here, is more clearly a symbolic shape, since it is a swastika.
 
The show recognizes that an old myth suggests that Turin was founded by Phaethon, but it wrongly tells us that he was (a) a god and (b) “descended” to the earth in a fiery chariot. Um, no. He was decidedly not a god since he couldn’t control his sun god father’s chariot and crashed it into the ground, dying in the process. It is not the same as the narrative Ancient Aliens falsely states. They also weirdly pronounce his name feh-TAHN, as though that would disguise their lies. Just for the record, most recent sources for the Turin myth aren’t about this Phaethon, but a different one, a son of the goddess Isis, who founded Turin to worship the Apis bull. (Conflation occurred because the Greek Phaethon was sometimes thought to have crashed into the Po.) You see, the area later known as Turin used to be called Taurasia, after the indigenous word for mountain, which sounded like the Latin word for bull. The Romans named the colony that became Turin after the old city it replaced, thinking it to refer to a bull. It’s a syncretic myth, but Ancient Aliens doesn’t bother to recognize the difference. Scholarly literature traces the story to the 1600s. Not that you will care that much, but in Ovid, Phaethon is best buds with Epaphus, who is the son of Isis. This is transparently the Apis bull (confirmed by other ancient writers, including Plutarch), and this is the origin of the story told in Turin. In the 1600s, Emanuele Thesauro claimed that the real Phaethon was Pa Rahotep, who founded Turin and established the honors of the Apis bull there. Ancient Aliens mixes all this together without explaining the choices they made in picking and choosing from the various versions.
Segment 3
The third segment recounts a medieval vision of lights in the sky over Turin which allegedly inspired the construction of an abbey. It’s a standard myth of a heavenly vision that provides divine justification for a construction project, but the show simply assumes that the lights must be flying saucers. A bonkers writer from Italy named Gnomo Orzo babbles on about ley lines and earth energy, and then the show doubles down on the Phaethon of the crashed chariot surviving to found a city. Henry finally reveals why he is mispronouncing Phaethon—he wants it to sound like Ptah, the Egyptian god, to try to connect Turin to Hermetic secrets of alchemy. Everyone then agrees that before Turin’s predecessor city, Taurasia, was “technologically advanced” and that the “energy” from their super-tech was absorbed into Monte Musinè. The proof, we learn, is that ancient people drew some spirals on a rock. Henry agrees with the Italian idiot that these are not actually spirals but are instead diagrams of the behavior of light particles, magnetism, and earth energies. Uh-huh. I’d like to see them try to use those rough, uneven spirals for physics and see how far they get.
Segment 5
The fifth segment take seriously a modern myth that Mussolini’s fascist government recovered a crashed UFO in Lombardy. The show suggests that space aliens have a secret base under Monte Musinè, though this seems to be more of a case of late nineteenth and early twentieth century stories about an underground city beneath Mount Shasta in California being inhabited by supernatural Atlanteans being transferred to Monte Musinè. No evidence is presented to document any of the UFO encounters or other supernatural misadventures that the show alleges happened in and around Turin.
Segment 6
The final segment tells us that there are many mountains with secret alien bases that function, in David Childress’s words, as “embassies” to “contact people.” The show asserts that “high ranking government officials around the world” know this but are hiding the truth. The intimation of a Deep State conspiracy immediately called to my mind the show’s new advertising campaign, which weirdly apes Trumpian language in calling Ancient Aliens “your favorite show,” just the way Trump calls himself “your favorite president.” They know their audience.
42 Comments
Jr. Time Lord
10/4/2019 11:16:04 pm

"The show recognizes that an old myth suggests that Turin was founded by Phaethon, but it wrongly tells us that he was (a) a god and (b) “descended” to the earth in a fiery chariot. Um, no. He was decidedly not a god since he couldn’t control his sun god father’s chariot and crashed it into the ground, dying in the process."


Phaethon sure sounds like an impact event or a significant air burst. Especially if ancient people got to see it coming for a while. I witnessed an airburst in 1998. Had conditions been slightly different that initial heatwave would have vaporized us. Sand-like particles fell like rain for almost 10 minutes.

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Stever
10/5/2019 12:15:35 am

The airburst evidently vaporized your brain.

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Jr. Time Lord
10/5/2019 11:20:43 pm

"The airburst evidently vaporized your brain."

No. No super powers either. In my opinion, Phaethon, Typhon, and Icarus describe human experiences with comets.

International Pussy
10/5/2019 02:25:16 am

"score free vacations... a paid vacation...a free vacation"

Meow.

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PRINCE CONRAD VULKAN
10/5/2019 10:02:16 am

Aren't whiny twerps like you always bitching about " liberal coastal elites"? A little hypocritical to not have this annoy you.

Don't be so easily triggered, snowflake.

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Wallisdj
10/5/2019 05:40:19 am

What if the concentric circles are simply depictions of atoms? in this episode, I believe I see the depictions of Boron, Beryllium, and Nitrogen.

Boron and Nitrogen apparently are used as heat or thermal barriers. https://www.britannica.com/science/boron-nitride

Beryllium and Boron together with hydrogen make up aneutronic fuel. https://lppfusion.com/beryllium-and-boron-more-cosmic-connections-with-fusion/

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Kent
10/5/2019 06:59:42 am

Anthony Warren says what? Be gone, crazy person.

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Axel
10/7/2019 12:50:56 pm

Interesting to note that in the David Wilcock’s video we have very similar concentric circles.

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Chunky Steve
10/5/2019 09:05:27 am

Former Ancient Aliens talking head David Wilock still playing all the hits at contact in the desert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2784&v=vNAXe25qS-A

plumbing in pyramids for spaceships, "insiders", long skulls, etc.

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An Anonymous Nerd
10/5/2019 05:12:56 pm

The moon was a "death star" that could be "driven around," there are 10,000 habitable layers within it. You can tell this because there are geometric shapes on the moon's surface. It was left unused (decommissioned, I guess) after either a disaster or a change of policy or a change of technology (he says all three).

The Noah's Ark story is a "condensed version" of The Epic of Gilgamesh. ("Condensed" implies shortened but as I recall all those stories have in common is the flood, no instances of Moses conquering the land of the ceders, are there?)

The destruction of the library of Alexandria was a "false flag type of fire."

The Nephilim are Biblical giants that are aliens but "cannibalized" humans. Stuff about their height might be exaggerated.

The giants in ancient art are literal giants, not symbolism.

Also apparently he thinks that the official Bible referring to Enoch is some great, new revelation when we've known about that for centuries.

And I'm not even halfway through.

-An Anonymous Nerd

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A dram of eale
10/5/2019 09:14:25 pm

Hello Nerd, when will you be posting the second half?

An Anonymous Nerd
10/5/2019 10:41:01 pm

[Hello Nerd, when will you be posting the second half?]

It was along the same lines.

He also said a lot of conspiracy fantasy type things that I won't relate simply because I couldn't follow them well enough to convey them accurately.

-An Anonymous Nerd

A.D.o.e.
10/5/2019 10:57:59 pm

Fair enough. But could you lay out how he explains that the existence of “geometric shapes on the moon’s surface” somehow implies that it has “10,000 habitable layers”? I don’t quite see how that follows.

An Anonymous Nerd
10/6/2019 10:23:35 pm

[could you lay out how he explains that the existence of “geometric shapes on the moon’s surface” somehow implies that it has “10,000 habitable layers”?]

No I couldn't, but based on that video neither could he.

-An Anonymous Nerd

Jr. Time Lord
10/5/2019 11:15:38 pm

"The Alien Mountain"

The name for Georgio Tsoukalos's hairdo.

There could be several secret alien headlice bases in there. Like how every time the Harlem Globetrotters showed up in cartoons, one always had an Afro loaded with objects. Possibly the precursor to Dora's backpack.

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TONY S.
10/5/2019 11:53:05 pm

The most surprising thing out of all this, is that the new In Search Of actually got a second season.

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Joe Scales
10/6/2019 09:36:00 am

"They know their audience."

More unfounded speculation on your part fueled by your confirmation bias. Seriously Jason, you discredit yourself by inserting your politics into your debunking. Do you want to be a serious skeptic or just another woke puppet. And please note the lack of a question mark there.

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CALEB SEARCHER
10/6/2019 11:45:08 am

Right. I'm sure the similar wording is a complete coincidence. Advertisers don't know anything about marketing to specific demographics. That's not at all how such a crappy show has stayed on TV for so long,

Conspiracy theories bordering on the retarded aren't a hugely common factor between Trumpists and AATS. Not at all.
Note the lack of a question mark.

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Mr. Tate
10/6/2019 09:57:02 pm

Joe was conceived in a moment of cousin lust in the rusty bed of a pick-up truck parked outside an abandoned Appalachian coal mine. He only went to school on the occasions when his mother had stayed up all night smoking meth and so was awake to get him up and off to school. His educational environment was not conducive to developing the ability to grasp concepts like marketing research and advertising. Quit picking on him!

CALEB SEARCHER
10/7/2019 11:49:11 am

Just in case the tone was lost on Joe: Trumpists and AATs both embrace retarded conspiracy theories. Jason was simply stating a fact. Contrary to what Trumpists think, there are no such things as "alternative facts".

The emperor has no clothes. It's his fault alone, and the people who are pointing it out are biased because doing so embarrasses the suckers and racists who still support him?

Jesus jumped up Christ in a side-car, that's some nuclear level denial right there, AND imbecility. If you're ashamed to have a mirror put up in front of you, it's not the mirror's fault

Joe Scales
10/7/2019 12:26:21 pm

"Trumpists and AATs both embrace retarded conspiracy theories. Jason was simply stating a fact."

Caleb, you imbecile. I get that you and our host don't like Trump. I get that you both don't like Ancient Aliens. Linking them together solely because you don't like them is the road to confirmation bias. Again, the very liberal VICE network features the show as their own hosts do bongs while watching. Ancient Aliens also attracts the new age, very liberal crowd. It has appeal to all sorts of idiots.

But no, our host wants to infect his work with his political biases. Like half our nation, he's unhinged over this. He has every right to do so however. It is still a free country. But it makes him sloppy and gives him the appearance of ignorance. You know... the look you wear every day... you imbecile.

CALEB SEARCHER
10/7/2019 08:40:39 pm

Sweet Jesus, you are easy to manipulate. Sit, ubu, sit. Good dog! If you’re buttons were any easier to push you’d be Trump.

Joe Scales
10/7/2019 09:34:06 pm

As if calling out your imbecility is somehow a manipulation on your part. Well... if it was... good work. Well done sir. I salute you.

CALEB SEARCHER
10/8/2019 12:33:27 am

Actually, it was. I appreciate you admitting in front of everyone that you were played like a fiddle for all here to see.

Joe Scales
10/8/2019 09:44:54 am

You did nothing other than display your own political biases in defense of our host who is undermining his own work with same. So I give you a bit of attention that you obviously crave, only to have you pat yourself on the back for it and think you're the master...

Begone nobody.

CALEB SEARCHER
10/8/2019 11:25:04 am

Hey, Joe!

Since you want to keep dancing to my tune, how fast can you actually go? How about something that features the fiddle?

I'm dying to rip out "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" !

An Anonymous Nerd
10/6/2019 10:25:30 pm

Your favorite Fringe/Reality Show celebrity neither knows, nor cares about you.

-An Anonymous Nerd

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Joe Scales
10/7/2019 09:22:05 am

"Your favorite Fringe/Reality Show celebrity neither knows, nor cares about you."

Which is wholly irrelevant to political bias invalidating skepticism, you imbecile. But if you somehow believe that politicians you favor are out for your best interests and not their own... well, we've already established that your are an imbecile.

Jim
10/7/2019 10:09:48 am

" But if you somehow believe that politicians you favor are out for your best interests and not their own... well, we've already established that your are an imbecile."

You voted for Trump, right ?

Mr. Irony
10/7/2019 10:52:18 am

"your are an imbecile."

orang
10/7/2019 11:38:17 am

Saw this ad on the internet this morning. I thought of Trump.

"America, Throw Out This Vegetable Immediately"
Leading Gut Health Expert & frequent guest of Dr. Oz and Good Morning America is begging we all change this one thing

Jr. Time Lord
10/7/2019 01:55:59 pm

JIM
10/7/2019 10:09:48 am

"You voted for Trump, right ?"


No. I voted for kankles and a pantsuit.


Have you been to any Aladdin parties lately?

Homer Sextown
10/7/2019 04:09:58 pm

He was't asking you, Ganymede.

Ralphie
10/7/2019 04:17:53 pm

You weren't asked either, Grover Dill.

Homer Sextown
10/7/2019 05:36:52 pm

Nor did I answer.

An Anonymous Nerd
10/7/2019 06:18:31 pm

[Which is wholly irrelevant to political bias invalidating skepticism, you imbecile. But if you somehow believe that politicians you favor are out for your best interests and not their own... well, we've already established that your are an imbecile. ]

Calm down, Mr. Scales.

-An Anonymous Nerd

Joe Scales
10/7/2019 07:27:10 pm

I suppose envisioning the target of your imbecilic cyber-stalking as anything but calm does wonders for your self-presumed stealth in this regard, you pretentious anonymity. However you reveal yourself, since your intent is clearly to be a buzzing gnat. So much so that you fantasize that somehow this unnerves yours truly.

Dream on imbecile. You've only just become what you pretend to loath. An internet troll. Full of fallacy, with each and every breath.

An Anonymous Nerd
10/7/2019 10:48:10 pm

[I suppose envisioning the target of your imbecilic cyber-stalking as anything but calm does wonders for your self-presumed stealth in this regard, you pretentious anonymity. However you reveal yourself, since your intent is clearly to be a buzzing gnat. So much so that you fantasize that somehow this unnerves yours truly.

Dream on imbecile. You've only just become what you pretend to loath. An internet troll. Full of fallacy, with each and every breath.]

Calm down, Mr. Scales.

-An Anonymous Nerd

CALEB SEARCHER
10/8/2019 12:30:44 am

Right? The poor little fella is liable to give himself an aneuryism if he keeps this up. They'll find his body curled up in a darkened room with a thesaurus in one hand and his laptop in the other.

Alex Enrique Chionetti link
10/7/2019 02:27:56 pm

I designed part of the episode many years ago when consulting producer.But seems the exec producers continue using my original materials.Of course I never associated Turin with the Valcamonica petroglyphs,which I first founded and digitallt recorded more a decade ago after two travels and expeditions to the site.The two classic figures were originally published on the Peter Kolosimo's books before Daniken copied for his "Chariots of the Gods".
Few years ago I offered to the production again ,inluding the Mussolini Ufo files-Gabinet 33-which I brought from Italy for first time to the States around 2000's,and lectured about it for a ufo group at the Hamilton,New Jersey Library (now called Fringe group). I offered to History Channel and its narrow mind developers along the years but always said "The american public want german Nazis...not italian ones".Seems Prometeus Entertaiment continue rehashing my materials,despite they ejected during my times of direct work as consultancy.....Yes,the episode streched all with a poor research,as Valcamonia is very far from the "alien Mountain",and this is not a real hot spot,neither for the local piamontese ,either inhabitants or ufo researchers.

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Glow in the dark vibrator
10/8/2019 12:03:09 am

In the first sentence, did you mean that many years ago you helped to design the episode that just aired or were you referring to a different episode that aired many years ago which covered the same subject matter? Also, did you mean that you consulted with the producer of the episode or that you were a consulting producer yourself?

Thanks for your response in advance amigo.

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antigroove
10/24/2019 07:42:06 pm

I don't remember hearing anything about Musine in AAT before. Is this a recent addition or does it have basis in something other than the lame generic "things happened here in the past" as depicted in this episode?

It seems like one could throw a dart at a map and come up with this kind of common lore to support these kinds of theories. So why Musine?

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