The ratings are in for Tuesday’s episode of America Unearthed, and the show’s audience ticked down a notch this week. Total viewers fell by 9,000 viewers to 431,000 live plus same day viewers, with a total rating of just 0.06 among the advertiser-coveted demographic of adults 18-49. The 10 PM ET broadcast of this week’s new episode was trounced in the ratings among that demographic by the 9 PM rerun of, yes, America Unearthed, which brought in a 0.09 rating against 372,000 viewers. As much as I would prefer not to keep talking about Scott Wolter’s conversion to ancient astronaut theorist, his performance on Tuesday’s America Unearthed was so mind-numbingly stupid that I feel compelled to talk a bit more about it. Also, ancient astronauts are kind of my area of expertise and I would be remiss if I did not cover this thoroughly. First, I want to note that the producers were perversely clever in giving Wolter nine-tenths of the episode to debunk fake alien artifacts to bolster his bona fides before he dropped the hammer and declared the prima facie fake carving of the alien from Alien to be more than 9,000 years old. It was effective propaganda. But on his blog, Wolter delivered a confused discussion of the “alien” artifact that belied the claims he made for it on TV. He now says that a few days after he filming the scenes in which he claimed to have found proof of alien contact in the remote past, he now says that he has determined that there are ways to make adhesive seem older than it is. But in the weeks since, he let the wrong conclusions go to air anyway because he is friends with Giorgio Tsoukalos of Ancient Aliens and now entertains the possibility that aliens impregnated Templars, or something like that: I have come up with possible ways to make a glue that would date that far back and I hope to have the opportunity to test my idea. Setting [aside that] the artifacts might not be as old as the testing says, what if they really are that old? If so, then we have to seriously consider the possibility that ancient cultures in MesoAmerica did interact with extraterrestrial beings as my friend Giorgio Tsoukalos of "Ancient Aliens" fame has been telling us for the past two decades. It seems that even Wolter recognizes that his conclusions from the episode are unlikely to be correct. I think it’s a pretty big ask to tell us to simply set aside the obvious problems with the artifacts in favor of fantasizing about what if. It’s a bit like planning your financial future based on the potential that your Mega Millions ticket will hit the jackpot. What followed was an even more depressing display of ignorance: I've never given the idea aliens visiting us from other planets a serious thought. That is, until now... I'm not ready to jump on the bandwagon yet, but until we get to the bottom of how old these artifacts really are, who made them, and if the obvious reference to aliens, spaceships and the interaction of apparent aliens with early native cultures, we must maintain an open mind to these possibilities. Irronically, the week before the episode aired, curious articles like this one appeared on news feeds: https://www.yahoo.com/news/navy-ufos-reporting-guidelines-updated-202515828.html Was this a coincidence, or something else? The articles Wolter went on about were those related to the efforts of To the Stars Academy of Arts and Science to promote their current History Channel series Unidentified. To the Stars pushed the government to do more with UFO reporting and happily hyped the results to bolster the new series. The only “coincidence” is that both the Travel Channel, where America Unearthed airs, and the History Channel, where Unidentified airs, both began their summer seasons the week after Memorial Day, the traditional start of the summer TV season, allowing Wolter to imagine that his own efforts to copy Ancient Aliens have a deeper significance.
62 Comments
Jim
6/6/2019 10:39:45 am
One has to wonder if his guests feel betrayed, being invited to the show to be intentionally submarined and debunked to make the king of fakery look legit.
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Joe Scales
6/6/2019 11:09:38 am
"... his performance on Tuesday’s America Unearthed was so mind-numbingly stupid..."
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Jim
6/6/2019 12:00:14 pm
"I have come up with possible ways to make a glue that would date that far back and I hope to have the opportunity to test my idea."
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Jim
6/6/2019 05:53:27 pm
If you read this article and can't figure out how to fake the ancient glue, you have an IQ lower than Wolters.
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Accumulated Wisdom
6/6/2019 12:20:40 pm
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YyNSe2RnvzM/XPL1GymwLDI/AAAAAAAABg4/MahONIyiHL0Qi2Bt-6fpXh5hT59TuXs-wCLcBGAs/s1600/IMG_2060.JPG
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Kent
6/6/2019 12:59:32 pm
I'm not going to ask you to explain the mechanism for that, because of course you can't. Anthony you imbecile (sorry Joe, I got here first), you're comparing the fingernails on the first and ring fingers with the meaty distal section of the middle finger. Did I mention imbecile? Oh yes, I did.
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Accumulated Wisdom
6/6/2019 01:43:00 pm
It is the exact same body language, displayed by college girls, attempting to use a fake ID. To keep the body from nervously shaking, people will hold themselves down. Part of the fear of being caught. Some people are really good liars,and you have to look for the micro expressions. As your interactions with people seems limited to the internet, you probably will have no idea what, I'm talking about.
Kent
6/6/2019 02:03:45 pm
I don't think it's necessary to be insulting you imbecile. What books did you read yesterday and the day before?
Accumulated Wisdom
6/6/2019 07:37:40 pm
I can't believe, I need to explain hand pressure to a narcissist. Maybe, the self-love specialist should explain it to me.
Silly
6/6/2019 07:56:46 pm
Maybe just look at the tires.
Kent
6/6/2019 10:09:46 pm
Pressure on the middle finger lightens rather than reddens it, because it pushes blood OUT, so that's wrong for a start. You are truly the imbecile that keeps on giving.
Kent
6/6/2019 10:35:52 pm
"He has effectively cut off blood flow in his hand. The tip of his middle finger is red, and his index finger and ring fingers are white. He has trapped blood in his middle finger, and cut off blood flow to the other two."
Hipolita Bolivar
6/7/2019 08:39:08 am
Salesman: Yep. The car has new tires all around. With arms and hands. LIAR.
DOH!
6/6/2019 12:44:07 pm
“I don’t like what I see here. I’ve examined countless ancient inscriptions and one thing they all have in common is there edges are worn down by centuries of exposure to the elements. The edges of these carvings look sharp and crisp which cazn be a tell tale sign they are not very old.”
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Jim
6/6/2019 01:15:54 pm
“I don’t like what I see here. I’ve examined countless ancient inscriptions and one thing they all have in common is there edges are worn down by centuries of exposure to the elements."
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Doc Rock
6/6/2019 04:10:54 pm
I wonder if one of the conditions of picking up the series was taking the woo down a notch. It seems to me that in both of the new episodes and on the blog, there is more of a façade of attempting an objective perspective. The crazy still comes out eventually, though.
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And....
6/6/2019 10:41:50 pm
And the wheel has been invented since the time when you were a toilet cleaner. Who cares about the past history of slavery when rough sleepers are dying like flies in 21st century Britain.
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Tudlaw
6/6/2019 11:25:13 pm
That seems unnecessarily rude and far off-topic.
An Over-Educated Grunt
6/7/2019 12:09:03 am
Two clauses that describe that particular oxygen pirate quite neatly, I'm afraid.
Didn't answer my question
6/7/2019 05:20:23 am
Grunt didn't answer the question about Rights of Man and Freedom of Belief being more powerful than Judeo-Christianity. Grunt can only rant about Freemasonry,
Not off-topic
6/7/2019 05:23:39 am
Merely demonstrating that Doc Rock had similar shortcomings to Scott Wolter in other areas.
An Over-Educated Grunt
6/7/2019 07:59:58 am
Nor am I required to. I could either spend my days arguing with you, over increasingly stupid and irrelevant points, or I could do literally anything else. I chose anything else.
Tudlaw
6/7/2019 08:43:04 am
"Grunt didn't answer the question about Rights of Man and Freedom of Belief being more powerful than Judeo-Christianity."
Doc Rock
6/7/2019 09:38:12 am
If I recall correctly my shortcoming(s) is that I am capable of having an intelligent conversation about 19th century slavery and colonialism and engaged in a discussion of those issues within the context of a discussion of the Victorian era. I believe that my critic felt that I should have instead been discussing the plight of the working class in jolly olde England who evidently don't always get a potty break when they want it while on the clock. That quite obviously puts me in the same class with someone who thinks that Minoans mined a jillion pounds of copper from the Great Lakes region over the course of thousands of years without leaving a single artifact.
AND...
6/7/2019 10:01:57 am
Who cares about 19th century slavery a subject matter about something that is dead and gone and instead ignoring today's realities. Typical upper class ineptitude and ignorance,
Grunt's Grunting
6/7/2019 10:06:24 am
Avoiding the point, American Independence was all about introducing freedom of belief, republicanism and democracy and destroying the shackles of the Church and the constitutional monarch George III, puppet king of the British Government..
Doc Rock
6/7/2019 10:35:08 am
Who cares about those fixated on whining about the plight of people in societies where stroking out because of obesity is probably the biggest risk that they face.
AND...
6/7/2019 10:48:37 am
Shocking evidence of ineptitude from a cerebral lecturer
Doc Rock
6/7/2019 10:52:57 am
I don't have time for this nonsense. My time will be better served sitting on the veranda sipping a bloody mary while berating the crew of illegal aliens doing my yardwork for sub-minimum wage.
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Homer Sextown
6/7/2019 11:00:29 am
"I don't have time for this nonsense." Clearly you do.
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Doc Rock
6/7/2019 11:10:46 am
Glad to see that you are hanging in there with the meds and keeping it limited to occasional short attempted zingers rather than long tirades.
Kent
6/7/2019 11:51:33 am
Time is indeed on your side. God bless your liver. I'm halfway thru my daily fifth but fortunately stop and go traffic is relatively safe. Can't wait to get to the course and take advantage of one of the pivotal inventions of the 20th century, the drinks cart. Sure hope Tabitha's working today.
Doc Rock
6/7/2019 12:10:01 pm
Just remember that the drinks cart both giveth and taketh away, especially if you are hitting line drives at ducks on the pond by the 11th hole. Always best to pack a hip flask of the Irish for Plan B.
AND...
6/7/2019 11:03:19 am
"Let Them Eat Cake"
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Tudlaw
6/7/2019 12:33:50 pm
Who doesn't like cake? You seem grouchy.
AND...
6/7/2019 03:26:30 pm
You know what you are doing - right?
Jim
6/8/2019 12:38:08 pm
Would someone please go and make a comment on Scott's blog.
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Kent
6/8/2019 01:28:05 pm
You mean he didn't post the one about how the guy was lying with his middle finger in the picture?
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Baja Boys
6/8/2019 05:11:20 pm
Things went sideways very quickly with the discussion of the Viking episode. Even his mouth-breathing sycophants don't feel compelled to try to make lemonade out of the alien artifacts episode. Either nobody wants to waste time posting or he is back to censoring comments heavily because any new comments are calling him out as a Double D.
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Hans
6/9/2019 12:44:38 am
The problem with the C14 date is that we don't know what the adhesive is made of. Maybe Scott does? If the adhesive has any petroleum based components, then the C14 dates are meaningless.
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Jim
6/9/2019 01:45:00 am
Wolter only seemed interested in replicating the test that had already been done and showed the date he wanted.
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Jim
6/9/2019 10:36:47 am
" That’s because fossil fuels can shift the radiocarbon age of new organic materials today, making them hard to distinguish from ancient ones."
Joe Scales
6/9/2019 03:39:08 pm
That struck me as quite ironic that Wolter now believes science has to be replicated. Now who was it that replicated his tomb stone/KRS study again???
Kent
6/9/2019 04:02:30 pm
If he's come around on reproducibility, which I've always understood to be important, what are the chances he'll come around on actual peer-review? Nah.
Jim
6/9/2019 04:39:32 pm
"If he's come around on reproducibility,"
Kent
6/9/2019 04:54:19 pm
It would take a damaging mold and an unauthorized core sample to reproduce his work on the KRS. He talks about "court of law" but had an adverse judgement against him for selling dodgy agates.
Joe Scales
6/10/2019 10:54:26 am
"In the case of the KRS, replication of his tests by competent people..."
Jim
6/9/2019 01:50:23 am
Hans:
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Accumulated Wisdom
6/9/2019 02:07:28 am
Jim,
They call the wind Mariah
6/9/2019 06:34:26 am
All bone fragments everywhere must be preserved!
Kent
6/9/2019 10:34:44 am
"I was wondering if you could expand on that ?,,,thanks."
Jim
6/9/2019 10:54:39 am
Kent, ,,, You beat me by 2 minutes,,,lol
Kent
6/9/2019 11:28:04 am
I thought that was funny too! [ Insert story about my superiority and many successes here. :) ]
Bang the Drum Slowly
6/9/2019 08:08:33 am
See, Anthony? Hans is an example of someone who can (successfully) post both here and on Wolter's blog, while raising a good point.
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Jim
6/9/2019 05:11:51 pm
Yikes !
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Jim
6/9/2019 05:35:23 pm
Looks like more Russian UFO nonsense:
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Jim
6/9/2019 05:53:13 pm
Carbon dating test results:
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Jim
6/9/2019 06:05:27 pm
http://elhistoria.ru/wp-content/uploads/2018/08/doc008b.pdf
Jim
6/9/2019 06:09:47 pm
Oops wrong link above use this one
Jim
6/9/2019 07:51:53 pm
Here is a deal !
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Jim
6/9/2019 10:40:38 pm
Holy crap on a cracker Batman !
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6/14/2019 05:34:41 pm
What I'd like to know is what happened to all the old timers who made the comments sections of this blog such a neurotic war zone?
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