As reported on the Patheos blog, former basketball star Shaquille O’Neal, who holds a doctorate in education from Barry University, announced that he is a flat earth conspiracy theorist during his podcast this week, but what’s worse is that he also came out as a hyper-diffusionist who seems to have spent too much time watching cable TV “history” shows. He claimed that the Americas had already been colonized by white people long before Columbus reached the Caribbean: … It’s true. The Earth is flat. The Earth is flat. Yeah, it is. Yes, it is. Listen, there’s three ways to manipulate the mind: What you read, what you see, and what you hear. In school, first thing they teach us is, “Oh, Columbus discovered America,” but when he got there, there were some fair-skinned people with the long hair smoking on the peace pipes. So, what does that tell you? Columbus didn’t discover America! O’Neal is one of many current and former NBA stars to have been seduced by flat earth conspiracy theories, but he is the first I know of who has publicly endorsed the “lost white race” hypothesis for the peopling of the Americas. Now, to be fair, O’Neal is somewhat correct in that (a) the Norse colonized part of Canada before Columbus and (b) Columbus did indeed report finding white-skinned Native peoples in the Caribbean, and this is something that “lost white race” and hyper-diffusionist speculators have long used as evidence. However, at the time Columbus wrote, modern racial categories had not yet been solidified, and his notice of the different skin tones of the Native peoples was not considered evidence of a European presence in the New World, at least not at first. Well, I can’t take any more of this, so let’s talk about something completely different… Last week in The Week entertainment journalist and critic Noel Murray published a piece asking why American TV is so suffused with time travel programs right now. The list of shows from the past year or two that are either premised on time travel or use the conceit regularly is almost ridiculously long: 11.22.63, 12 Monkeys, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, The Flash, Frequency, Making History, Outlander, Time after Time, Timeless, Travelers, and others I am sure I have forgotten. Add to that British time travel staple Doctor Who and Anglo-American coproduction Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, and it really starts to get silly, especially when the same historical events become fodder for multiple programs. The question for Murray, however, was how this trend arose and why it has come to dominate today’s airwaves. Is the upsurge in time-travel TV part of the general apocalyptic strain in American popular culture, seen also in the waves of zombie tales and bleakly existential horror movies? Are we waking up to the potential world-ending threats of global warming, our depleted natural resources, and nuclear war; and are we wishing we had the power to do everything over again, but better? Murray never quite comes to a conclusion in the article, throwing out a range of possible explanations, and omitting the most likely: copycat syndrome. Once one show succeeds, clones multiply like rabbits. That said, the current spate of time travel shows all seem to share a common, and somewhat pessimistic, fatalism, that somehow this is the best of all possible worlds, and no matter what we do, our actions are futile and unable to materially alter the predestined facts of creation. A disturbing number of these programs blather on and on about the sanctity of the “timeline,” and how certain “fixed points” in history can’t, or at least shouldn’t, be altered. Even when changing the timeline is the whole point of the show, there is still a great moral imperative to pretend that the present, no matter how awful it currently is, is the least bad of all options.
Murray doesn’t quite strike at that theme, but it is perhaps the clearest takeaway from the time travel genre. Our society, as a whole, seems to recognize that something has gone wrong. It’s not as apocalyptically bleak as, say, 1929-1945, but the sense of the established order spinning out of control is palpable. Time travel shows aren’t, as Murray suggests, simply flawed efforts at escape and nostalgia but rather fictitious justifications for why things have to be this way. Even on Time after Time, the most classic in form of all the time travel shows, H. G. Wells is deeply disappointed in our flawed future but comes to realize that it could always be worse. And isn’t that the motto of our age? Hey, it could be worse. We seem to be living in a new culture of cruelty, where every pundit and public official feels empowered to act out Social Darwinist fantasies of nature red in tooth and claw. In Florida, Katherine Fernandez Rundle, the state attorney for Miami-Dade since 1993 (!), refused on Friday to prosecute prison guards who essentially boiled an inmate to death in a 180° shower, claiming that watching a man succumb to burns and scream in agony as he died by their actions shows no disregard for safety. On the national stage, the Speaker of the House, Paul Ryan, confessed that he had dreamed of limiting the poor’s access to health care since he was a drunken college student. The incidents, large and small, can be seen from coast to coast and among members of both political parties. Last week, 150 civil rights groups expressed concern about the tack toward anger, fear, and hate. There have always been cruel people, but today there are many fewer gatekeepers applying the breaks or standing up for compassion, or even basic human decency. Conservative pundit Erick Erickson even tweeted on Friday that Jesus’ words on compassion should be read as applying only to “Christians” and no one else. Surely there must be an irony award for so-called “Christians” embracing Social Darwinism? It seems that 15 years ago, when Americans debated whether to torture our way to safety through the euphemism of “enhanced interrogation,” the critics who warned of a corrosive effect that cruelty would have on culture were right. Have you watched some of these cop shows, especially the ones CBS puts out, over the past decade or so? 24 is the obvious example, but the seemingly anodyne Hawaii Five-O is essentially torture fetish porn with palm trees, openly celebrating a team of rogue cops who act outside legal and constitutional restrictions on torture, unlawful seizure, and other niceties in the name of an all-powerful state government. Many of CBS’s other shows follow the same pattern, asking us to identify with characters who openly engage in acts of violence or extralegal police state tactics in pursuit of national security. Even family-friendly MacGyver asks us to assume that the government needs extralegal assistance from a team willing to break international law to get the job done. Don’t even get me started on the noxious politics of NBC’s Blacklist shows. At least ABC’s Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. recognizes that there are problems with fetishizing authoritarian disregard of the rule of law, even as it asks us to put our faith in people who operate outside and beyond the law. The bottom line is that TV is reflecting—and helping to create—a contempt for the rule of law, and for the basic tenets of decency that once underpinned what we used to call civil society. You can’t sit through dozens of hours celebrating the worst of humanity every week without it having an effect. Look, we know most people don’t read—26% of Americans, including one-third of all men, read no books at all. If the relatively few gonzo programs on cable TV—the main vector of exposure—can infect millions of Americans with ancient astronaut theories and hyper-diffusionist beliefs (between 25% and 40% of Americans, according to Chapman University), certainly ten or twenty times the number of unethical and amoral crime dramas must have an effect orders of magnitude worse.
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Only Me
3/20/2017 11:29:13 am
Sounds like somebody is using some Shaq Fu on history.
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3/20/2017 12:10:04 pm
You're right that the argument is similar to that used to berate music and video game companies. It's never entirely certain how much influence a specific media product has on the audience, but the Christians aren't wrong that pervasive sex on TV helps shape attitudes and normalizes different types of behavior. Frankly, the entire media industry would benefit from considering the effects of the images and stories they promote. Obviously, we don't want to reduce art to didacticism, but there is something to be said for content creators thinking about the message they are sending, not just what gets the highest ratings.
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Only Me
3/20/2017 12:29:07 pm
Could this current environment be a result of the Telecommunications Act of 1996? I don't believe in censorship, but with so many parent companies owning multiple channels, it seems a program can find a spot no matter the content.
V
3/20/2017 02:33:37 pm
It's kind of an intricate feedback dance, though. The casual disregard for authority has been part of the American character since the start--after all, those taxes we were protesting? Were kinda sorta for the most part imposed because of Colonial war profiteering and counterfeiting. And I do think our TV shows reinforce the message that to be "individual," you must have some disregard for authority. I just don't think that encouraging reading would change that, since our BOOKS often have the same theme. How ubiquitous, for instance, is the picture that "when parents are away, children MUST have a party" or "when unsupervised, children MUST find something to do that breaks rules"? It's absolutely pervasive.
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Americanegro
3/20/2017 04:58:54 pm
Mr. O'Neal is the sad product of the college sportsball industry. At one point after retiring from sportsball he thought he could make a good undercover police officer.
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A Buddhist
3/20/2017 06:00:05 pm
Jason,
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Americanegro
3/20/2017 06:46:22 pm
"The scriptures of all ancient religions excepting Platonists teach that the World is flat."
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A Buidfdhist
3/20/2017 08:58:46 pm
Really?
A Buddhist
3/20/2017 09:21:05 pm
I apologize for mistyping my user name. It should have been A Buddhist, not A Buidfdhist. My cerebral palsy makes me a bad typist.
V
3/20/2017 09:21:53 pm
That's a modern myth, sweetheart. http://www.veritas-ucsb.org/library/russell/FlatEarth.html This shows is better than I have time to bother with.
Only Me
3/20/2017 09:42:22 pm
Here's an article that's related to V's:
Americanegro
3/21/2017 01:48:41 am
Gratuituously asserted, just as gratuitously denied. Rhetoric 101.
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At Risk
3/21/2017 01:29:14 pm
Jason: "Even when changing the timeline is the whole point of the show, there is still a great moral imperative to pretend that the present, no matter how awful it currently is, is the least bad of all options."
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Titus pullo
3/21/2017 08:22:42 pm
Well Whitey's on the moon....
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IDK about Flat Earth yet, but it's increasingly challenging to believe the common belief we were ALL taught in School that we're hurling around the Sun at the astonishing speed of 67,000 MPH, while at the same time spinning at 1000 MPH at the Equator...Also amazing how the Earth ''posed'' perfectly still while the Earth was traveling at that 67,000 mph, from the surface of the Moon decades ago as well when the Astronauts allegedly took a picture of it from there. IDK much, but I do know that our School system tries to suppress any kind critical thinking, the kind of that usually doesn't surface until well after indoctrination of School...Currently Glancing at the beautiful and still clouds up in the Sky...amazing how those clouds are barely moving, while we're all hurling around space at 67,000 MPH.
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El Cid
3/21/2017 11:07:05 pm
Well I was skeptical about claims for pre-Columbian European populating of the Americas, but if Shaq is on board...
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At Risk
3/22/2017 11:25:59 am
Here's something else to possibly eat away at your skepticism, EL CID, something I found this morning in obscure bibliographical notes in one of Holand's books, "Westward From Vinland," page 330, in which Holand is quoting remarks by Philip Ainsworth Means, an historian whose study of the Kensington Runestone led him to the archives of Norway, Sweden, Denmark and Iceland.
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A Buddhist
3/22/2017 08:35:49 pm
Americanegro:
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Americanegro
3/22/2017 09:05:30 pm
Flat Earth and Mt. Meru are not qualified by the Four Seals, therefore are not Buddhist teachings. QED.
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 05:07:37 pm
Americanegro:
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 05:08:40 pm
Firstly, the Buddhist evidence:
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 05:10:19 pm
[Continued from earlier discussion about Flat Earth in Buddhism]...world. If there were a spherical world being talked about, then this movement of the Sun would not be emphasized in terms of absolute East and West. Only with a flat Earth do East and West as absolute directions make sense.
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 05:11:38 pm
Now, the Mesopotamian (by which is meant Sumerian, Babylonian, Assyrian, Akkadian etc.) evidence of a flat Earth: I cite, as example, Mesopotamian Cosmic Geography in the Bible, Part 3 By Brian Godawa (guest author). In this work we read:
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 05:13:01 pm
Chinese References to the Flat Earth: To quote Wikpedia:
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 05:15:19 pm
Greek Flat Earth: It is strange that you compare Homer to Tom Swift, since the Greeks had a much more elevated understanding of the man. Homer’s works were treated as authorities for many matters, ranging from climate (as per Herodotus) to history (by Thucydides). Many philosophers tried to make Homer’s works more philosophical by reinterpreting them, a trend satirized in Heliodorus of Emesa’s novel An Ethiopian Tale with the strained allegorizing interpretation of Homer by the Ethiopian priest Kalasiris. So while Homer was not as highly revered as the Bible to Christians or the Qu’ran to Muslims or the Lotus Sutra to many Buddhists (excluding this Buddhist), his works held much vaster moral and intellectual authority than Tom Swift.
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Americanegro
3/23/2017 06:03:33 pm
You haven't listed all of the "Mesopotamian" religions or scriptures. "etc." doesn't cut it. Nor have you quoted examples for all of them, actually NOT FROM ANY OF THEM. So, Fail.
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 07:30:51 pm
Americanegro:
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A Buddhist
3/23/2017 08:19:22 pm
I have been thinking about the Four Seals, and how you abuse them to define what I cite as not Buddhism. So let me rephrase what I said in a better way:
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Normandie Kent
3/25/2017 07:59:13 pm
When Shaquill stated that light skinned Natives occupied the America's before Columbus he probably meant Native Americans lighter skinned than himself. I doubt he meant European light or fair skinned, because as you say, not all Native Americans had dark skin, and some had very light skin. With all the different ecosystems on the two continents there was great differences of phenotype even though the Native Americans were genetically homogeneous.
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