Singer-Songwriter Handywoman Promises to Reveal Secrets of the Great Pyramid

​In southeastern Pennsylvania, the local MUFON chapter puts on monthly programs to “educate” (I guess) the public about issues relevant to UFOs. Next week they present “The Night We Rocked the Pyramids,” in which local minister Annabelle Wood, a self-described student of quantum physics, will discuss her experiences searching Egypt’s pyramids for hidden truths. Here is what the news release promises for the Nov. 13 event in Strafford, Penn. Be sure to read all the way to the end, when the story takes an incongruous turn.

“I have a really good idea what they might have been designed to do. It sure is not what I was told in school. On the night of the full moon, we went inside all three pyramids and Ohm’ed our way to bliss. You won’t believe the end of the story!” 
 
Rev. Annabella Wood is an ordained interfaith minister from "Circle of Miracles" in Doylestown, PA. She is a facilitator of “The Work” of Byron Katie, a personal growth developer. She has a BA in religion, spirituality and holistics from Union Institute & University with a specialty of metaphysics physics of quantum physics
 
Her advanced study includes 18 months detecting some of the possible effects of consciousness within Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity.
 
“At my talks I demonstrate a generator which runs off air only and has no exhaust, demonstrating that the commonly-accepted scientific paradigm is due for a major shift into integration with consciousness. It manifests unified physics-the bridge between science and spirituality.”
 
Wood is also known for her original song, “Truck Driving Mama,” composed while behind the wheel of an 18-wheeler. Her tune won the 2016 Indie Music Channel award for best female emerging artist of the year.
 
When not lecturing, driving, or traveling abroad, Wood operates a handywoman service in Montgomery County.

​I’m not sure there is much to say here, really, but I could not resist sharing this near-perfect encapsulation of everything ludicrous about the outer fringes of history and science. I don’t know what is more astonishing, that she claims to be able to create electricity from nothing but air yet needs several scrappy businesses to make a living, that her bachelor’s degree was in the metaphysics of quantum mechanics, or that she achieved “bliss” by meditating in a pyramid under the full moon with a crowd, as you will see below, of more than 150 New Agers. I almost inserted a joke about the priapic practice of posing pharaonic mummies here, but I thought better of it.
 
Oh, and if you were wondering what her revelation about the pyramids encompasses, I imagine it must be the same one that she delivers in other versions of this lecture, many of which are alluded to on various websites. She traveled to Egypt last year with “Nassim Haramein of the Resonance Science Foundation and 160 other graduates of the Connected Universe Physics Course.” According to various lecture descriptions, her view of the pyramids is related to initiation into the mysteries of consciousness.