First, a quick note: Actor Thomas Jane signed on to narrate Sirius, a crowd-sourced “documentary” opening this month that claims that UFOs can provide unlimited free energy, provided that viewers give the filmmaker, osteopath and ufologist Steven Greer, money. Free energy and modern UFO sightings are beyond my scope, but Greer also claims that he found a very tiny alien mummy in the Atacama Desert and will be overturning all scientific dogma by releasing the results of DNA tests conducted on the corpse in his film. Images of the body show what appears to be an artificial doll-like body. The weirdly articulated joints and hard, smooth appearance suggest artificiality. I love the weasel words Greer uses, stating that a leading authority on skeletal abnormalities declared that the body is “unlike any known skeletal structure found in humans”—not that it is an actual creature. Anyway, I thought some of you might be interested. Moving on. Yesterday, I discussed how Olaus Magnus’ History of the Northern Peoples (1555) provided a source for the younger Nicolò Zeno in creating his hoax narrative about how Prince Zichmni founded a colony on Greenland in the shadow of a (fictitious) volcano. This got me wondering how other parts of the Zeno Narrative can be related to literary antecedents. I wonder whether Zeno was attempting to reverse and rework the adventures of King Arthur and the Argonauts in the North. I found it very interesting that Geoffrey of Monmouth, in the History of the Kings of Britain, has King Arthur undertake several actions that parallel those of Zichmni. In Book 9, chapter 10, Geoffrey has Arthur undertake an expedition to Ireland and Iceland: The next summer he fitted out a fleet, and made an expedition into Ireland, which he was desirous to reduce. […] After an entire conquest of Ireland, he made a voyage with his fleet to Iceland, which he also subdued. And now a rumour spreading over the rest of the islands, that no country was able to withstand him, Doldavius, king of Gothland, and Gunfasius, king of the Orkneys, came voluntarily, and made their submission, on a promise of paying tribute. Then, as soon as winter was over, he returned back to Britain, where having established the kingdom, he resided in it for twelve years together in peace. Then, afterward, Arthur defeats the King of Norway (9.11) by invading the country by sea: Arthur, being informed of what they were doing, was delighted to find how much they stood in awe of him, and formed a design for the conquest of all Europe. Then having prepared his fleet, he first attempted Norway, that he might procure the crown of it for Lot, his sister's husband. […] As soon as Arthur arrived on the coast of Norway, king Riculf, attended with the whole power of that kingdom, met him, and gave him battle, in which, after a great loss of blood on both sides, the Britons at length had the advantage, and making a vigorous charge, killed Riculf and many others with him. Having thus defeated them, they set the cities on fire, dispersed the country people, and pursued the victory till they had reduced all Norway, as also Dacia, under the dominion of Arthur. Contrast this with the life of Zichmni, which seems to be an inverse of Arthur. While Arthur invaded Norway with his fleet, it is the King of Norway who attacks Zichmni, sending a great fleet to conquer Estlanda (presumably Shetland), then controlled by Zichmni. Where Arthur conquers Norway by battle and fire, Zichmni is saved from engaging in battle by the sea: A storm washes the Norwegian fleet away. Where Arthur subdues all Norway, Zichmni fails to take significant Norwegian territory when he launches a retaliatory raid. Arthur’s battle for Norway took place twelve years after his conquest of Ireland and Iceland. Zichmni, reversing this, set out for his eastern territories many years after his Norwegian adventure. Where Arthur subdues Ireland and Iceland, Zichmni fails to subdue either Estotiland or Engroneland (Greenland), and must devote himself to a peaceful colony on Greenland. Just as Arthur is “carried to the isle of Avalon,” surrendering his kingdom to Constantine, but from which island he is expected to return, Zichmni remains alive on his distant island as well. I’m not sure there is any direct connection here, though. Certainly other explanations are possible. For example, Adam of Bremen records the sea voyage of Harald III of Norway across the Northern Ocean, and Zichmni’s adventures bear more than a passing resemblance to those of St. Brendan the Navigator in the Navigatio, including the chance discovery of Christian monasteries on Atlantic islands. Perhaps, though, the closest resemblance is to the Orphic Argonautica, an ancient epic poem that had been rediscovered and published in the 1400s. This poem was believed at the time (falsely) to be the oldest record of the Argonauts (it’s actually Late Antique), and it tells of how Jason and his crew sailed to the Cronian Sea, usually the name of the Adriatic but which in this context was frequently identified with the Arctic Ocean or the North Sea, and traveled around Ireland and some mysterious, unknown lands in the cold Arctic wastes. They visited, for example, the Hyperboreans and the Cimmerians—and the Cimmerians, as Homer had explained in Odyssey 11.14ff and the Orphic poet repeats, lived beside the gates of Hades, which in the Renaissance were identified in turn with Hell and thus volcanoes, just like the two volcanoes the Zeno Brothers encounter. (We know that these mountains are volcanoes because Zeno likens them to Vesuvius and Etna). In fact, the fabulous monastery and village beneath the first Greenland volcano answer admirably to the blessed land of the Macrobii, where life is easy and everyone lives to one hundred years, and the just land of Hermioneia, where well-built villages house men so blessed that the souls of all their dead weigh so little that a single ship can carry them to the land of the dead. (The Macrobii of Orpheus have the same characteristics as the Hyperboreans of Pliny [Natural History 4.26] and Pindar [Pythian 10].) Translating that as a monastery of Christian saints seems a good fit. This is backed up by the fact that Geoffrey of Monmouth, in the Life of Merlin, borrows Isidore of Seville’s description of the Fortunate Islands, themselves paralleling the blessed islands of the Argonautica, for Arthur’s own Avalon: Of its own accord it produces grain and grapes, and apple trees grow in its woods from the close-clipped grass. The ground of its own accord produces everything instead of merely grass, and people live there a hundred years or more. There nine sisters rule by a pleasing set of laws those who come to them from our country. And what did Adam of Bremen say of Vinland? “Vines grow there naturally, producing the best of wines. That unsown fruits grow there in abundance we have ascertained not from fabulous reports but from the trustworthy relations of the Danes” (Gesta Hammaburgensis 4.38, my trans.).
It’s possible that Zeno had such ideas in mind in describing his fantasy Greenland. (He probably knew from travelers’ tales that Greenland and the Arctic were currently icy wastes, but he would not have known that in the Medieval Warm Period they were more habitable.) To a Renaissance mind, it must have seemed strange to have blessed isles in an Arctic hell. How to fix this? Zeno is ingenious, suggesting that the volcano makes it possible. The monastery uses volcanic warmth to heat what are essentially greenhouses and “they produce flowers and fruits and herbs of different kinds, just as in other temperate countries in their seasons, so that the rude and savage people of those parts, seeing these supernatural effects, take those friars for Gods”—just like the blessed, godlike Arctic inhabitants of Greco-Roman myth. The second volcano’s rivers of pitch and flaming base, while drawing on the imagery of Olaus Magnus, seem also to answer nicely to the poisonous rivers of the Underworld appropriate for a gateway to Hell. If so, then this would also strengthen the idea of Zichmni as a reverse Arthur, since this hellish landscape, on the opposite side of Greenland, would be the inverse of Arthur’s blessed Avalon. In this location, the Argonauts encountered the same fierce kind of storm that destroyed the Norwegian fleet in Zeno’s tale, and in both stories the heroes’ ship just barely escapes the storm itself. Then they found an uncharted island surrounded by a black cloud, answering well to the smoky cloud covering the Greenland coast where Zichmni lands. Weirdly, in both the Orphic Argonautica and the Zeno Narrative, the main characters do not land on the cloudy shore but spy it from a distance, though Zichmni does Jason one better and sends a search party to explore the place. Another important similarity is that the Orphic Argonautica tells the epic tale of its hero, Jason, in the words of the ship’s helmsman, Orpheus, just as the Zeno Narrative tells the epic tale of its hero, Zichmni, in the words of the ship’s captain, Antonio Zeno. The point, I suppose, is that I can’t find anything in the Zeno Narrative, either in fact or in story, that does not have a more or less direct antecedent in the literature available to Nicolò Zeno the younger in 1557-8. Among Arthur, the Orphic Argonautica, Olaus Magnus, and other travelers’ tales, the whole story could be—and almost certainly was—concocted from whole cloth.
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Gunn Sinclair
4/3/2013 03:03:15 pm
From Wikipedia (Oh well):
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Gunn Sinclair
4/3/2013 04:16:58 pm
I added a photo to my website showing what some medieval battle axes and such look like.
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Matt Mc
4/4/2013 01:32:22 am
The alien mummy is interesting, hadn't heard about that before. I wonder how long it takes them to realize its some kind of Spider Monkey or like animal.
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Paul Cargile
4/4/2013 03:27:50 am
RE: the alien remains. I like how reports of this kind attempt to validate their claims by the testimony of astronaughts, pilots, and in this case, a Marine, as if people in those professions can't make mistakes or be biased from their personal beliefs in the subject.
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Matt Mc
4/4/2013 03:31:37 am
I like how there are always "Top Scientists in the field of _____" but never a mention of the names, if they mention the name it is always one from a completely different field of science (kind of like a Geologist commenting on Archeology like they are experts)
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Tom
4/5/2013 09:30:10 am
Ya' know whats so BS about that alien mummy thing? The fact that, even though it is supposedly from a completely different alien world, its anatomy is SO similar to a humans. WHY THE HECK would an alien just HAPPEN to evolve so similar to a human, with it's similar bones and all. The faker obviously just took a human form and gave it a stereotypical "alien" head. Not even that, he probably just used the generic "grey alien" archetype of the past. Any alien would look so completely different from us, so strange beyond our imaginations, because it would have evolved on a planet with different conditions and evolved to meet those needs. You guys know what I mean?
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Varika
4/11/2013 06:59:35 am
I don't actually find it impossible to believe that a humanoid form could evolve on a world not our own, particularly if conditions were relatively similar. I mean, similar forms evolve independently of one another on Earth, too, in similar conditions. A lot of the forms of marsupial evolution in Australia, for instance, are remarkably similar to non-marsupial evolution outside Australia. (Tazmanian wolves vs. European wolves, for instance.)
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Anthony G.
4/9/2023 01:33:21 am
Hello Jason,
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Anthony G.
4/9/2023 02:10:43 am
https://www.academia.edu/98692785/Nicol%C3%B2_Zeno_the_Inventio_Fortunatae_and_the_North_American_Baptistery
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