Today I have two topics to discuss: John Podesta’s Nibiru email and Syfy’s new horror series Channel Zero.
Yesterday I discussed the connection between Nephilim theories and the Trump campaign, so today, in the interest of balance, I’d like to share one of the further revelations from the Wikileaks publication of Clinton advisor John Podesta’s emails, which U.S. officials concluded had been hacked on orders from the Russian government. Fringe websites have gone into a tizzy after discovering that one of the emails Podesta received discussed Zecharia Sitchin, Nibiru, and ancient astronauts. This was not, however, an email sent by high ranking U.S. officials but instead was an email from a member of the public sent to several different officials, no different than the tens of thousands of crank letters that fill government archives.
Wikileaks, in its haste to help the Russians bolster Donald Trump’s electoral chances, published the document without redacting the name and email address of the sender, who is a private citizen and not a public figure. In the copy I have placed in my Library, I have removed the identifying details. I was not able to confirm the identity of the sender, who has frequently posted long and rambling speculations about ancient aliens, alternative science, and Theosophy on fringe history message boards and comments sections.
The author of the email sent copies to Podesta, a longtime believer in flying saucers, as well as Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) and two officials in the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy. In the message, he discusses his believe that Hillary Clinton needed to be informed that her belief in climate change was wrong and the change in Earth’s climate is actually due to a pole shift and the effects of the planet Nibiru. He went on to accuse the U.S. government of covering up the existence of Nibiru and pole shifts, based on his twelve years of reading fringe history books, watching fringe history documentaries, and reading fringe history websites:
All this may seem preposterous, but my extended research over the last dozen-plus years into pre-history, abandoned cities archeology, mythology, past geological catastrophes, such as many underwater civilization remnants, provide ample evidence for past pole shifts. Psychic messengers, Mother Mary apparition messages, UFO/alien communications, English crop circle designs, all are providing warnings specifically time-wise to a pole shift about this current period, based on a frequency pattern of every 3600+ years due to a periodic Nibiru flyby. No direct hit with Earth is anticipated.
He cited Zecharia Sitchin and Immanuel Velikovsky as authorities whose work government agents should review in order to better understand world history and science. He did not explain why he simultaneously believes that the government is conspiring to hide this truth and that government agents and politicians are somehow ignorant of the conspiracy and needed him to share it with them.
I can speak from experience that letters such as these are a dime a dozen, and I receive similar ones at least once a day. I can only imagine how often government employees and politicians do.
Channel Zero: Candle Cove
On Tuesday, Syfy premiered its new horror series Channel Zero: Candle Cove, which is based on a short story posted on the internet many years ago. Critics from the New York Times to horror fan sites loved the show and declared it, somewhat preposterously, to be both Syfy’s best offering and a worthy competitor to Netflix’s Stranger Things. I think I am alone in finding the pilot episode mannered, dull, and aesthetically displeasing. Perhaps that’s because I am also alone in disliking the original short story, “Candle Cove.” I found that story to be clunky, underdeveloped, and mechanical, but internet users hail it as one of the best in the horror genre. Since it takes the form of internet message board postings, perhaps it resonates more with the internet generation. I don’t know. I didn’t find the final twist to be much of one, either. It resembles a couple of episodes of the Twilight Zone, but without the emotional heft.
In adapting a bare-bones short story into six-episode television version, Syfy lifted some of the dialogue wholesale and put it into the mouths of actors who seem to have been instructed to avoid giving their characters personality. To that end, the show does a good job of reproducing the vacant mechanics of the story, but it didn’t make me feel anything for the characters. The choices made to flesh out the story into a series are clichés drawn from horror history—the doctor who is really a mental patient, the children who act creepy and have a weird relationship with the monster, the impossibly quaint small town with dark secrets, etc. Compare this episode to the similarly themed Night Gallery installment “Brenda” from four decades ago, and you’ll see that this material can be done in a more affecting way.
I will grant you that the tooth monster is a novel and effective creature, but otherwise the aesthetics of the series are that kind of crisply gray blandness I associate with Canadian co-productions. (I guessed correctly that the series is shot in Canada before I checked to make sure.) This is not to put down Canada, but to say that there is a different aesthetic that is recognizable. It looked and felt a lot like corporate cousin Chiller’s Canadian-produced serial killer show Slasher from earlier this year, one that shared a similar plotline—emotionally traumatized child survivor of 1980s horror returns to idyllic non-Canadian town as an adult only to be sucked back in to the aforesaid horror. One critic actually praised the show’s color palette and compared it to the virtuoso visual design of Hannibal (the shows share a writer). I thought it looked every bit like the made-in-Canada basic cable series it is.
According to Vulture, the show gets better next week.
10/13/2016 12:07:15 pm
Nibiru again? It's kind of hard to hide a freaking planet. They can't, actually. There is no Nibiru. It didn't come in ancient times, and didn't come in 2012, despite three movies of the subject, a number of TV specials, hysterical YouTube blogs, and crazy conspiracies of hiding...a whole planet.
10/13/2016 05:44:32 pm
Actually, planetary scientists ARE looking for a ninth planet. There are anomalous indications in the Kuiper belt that there may be a fairly massive object outside the orbit of Pluto. If I recall correctly it would have an orbital period of several thousand years. It would be so dark, due to its distance from the sun, that it could only be "seen" by its occlusion of background stars (and by the way it affects the orbits of Kuiper belt objects). I dearly hope that if it is ever found they name it Nibiru.
10/13/2016 06:07:12 pm
My vote is with yours, Uncle Ron! I've thought the SAME THING.
10/13/2016 06:53:30 pm
My vote goes to Nemesis. "Divine Retribution" for all those who just won't believe that NASA is hiding the planet from the public
10/13/2016 09:37:35 pm
Yeah some scientists think it's 2-10 times mass of earth and perhaps part of a planetary core after a collision based on orbital motions of dwarf planets but with a huge eccentricity in its elliptical orbit and 30 degrees above the elliptical plane. A very weird orbit but so far out no chance for life. I'm not sure but he'll there is a bunch of stuff out there beyond Pluto so who knows. But rest easy it isn't the annuaki or whatever sold by the aa gang.
10/13/2016 12:33:01 pm
Darn, Candle Cove looked promising. I missed the first ten minutes on Tuesday, so I was waiting for it to re-air on Friday.
10/13/2016 03:10:41 pm
My Aunt once sent a map of what the 'actual universe' looks like to President Reagan. I don't know if it had any extra planets, but Jesus appeared at her window and told her how to draw it. I always think of this when I see someone send wacko stuff to politicians...they think "this will convince them" while most of us think "watch list for life".
10/13/2016 09:44:13 pm
Come on Jason wiki leaks is not conspiring with the Russians but showing the total hypocrisy of global elites like Clinton. I'm voting for Johnson as trump is a big mouth boor and Clinton devoid of any position and a war monger. Look at today we just lobbed a few cruise misled into Yemen. While I have no issue with defending American naval vessels on the high seas we have been giving our friends the Saudis billions in arms and they have been bombing the crap with little regard to innocents as they fight a proxy war with Iran in Yemen. Sorry but nothing wrong with showing the American people what Clinton is made of....neocon deficit spending contempt for Americans and our history of non interventionism. How is she diff than bush? Same economic policies. Same fed money printing. Same foreign wars and regime change and same cronyism. I get u don't like trump but ski leaks performs a very needed function.
10/14/2016 05:19:59 pm
Aaand now I've seen Channel Zero, and you're right, it's not great.
10/14/2016 08:43:23 pm
If only the professional critics agreed with us!
10/15/2016 01:36:28 am
Apparently they really like Stephen King's theme of half-forgotten memories of childhood bullies, but they prefer a stilted, inauthentic writing style.
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