It was a cold and icy weekend where I live in Albany, NY, with about 15 inches of snow and sleet falling on Sunday, followed by bitter wind chills on Monday, making cleanup difficult. I spent much of the holiday weekend digging the house out, only to have the snowplow come through and bury the driveway under four more feet of heavy ice blocks. Then, a starling fell down the chimney into the basement, and I had to chase a bird around the house until I could convince it to fly out a propped-open door into the cold. As a result, I didn’t have a lot of time for writing today’s blog post, and that turns out to be OK because the world of fringe history seems to have taken a bit of a breather over the holiday weekend. The big names were fairly quiet, give or take a snippy comment or two. I guess it’s just a quiet time of the year. There were a couple of interesting news stories to point out from the past week. First, Scottish archaeologists were reportedly disappointed to discover that what they initially thought was an ancient recumbent stone circle in Aberdeenshire was nothing of the sort. The small stone circle was not in fact thousands of years old by only twenty, having been built by a farmer in the 1990s as a decorative folly.
Normally this would be a non-story for us, but what makes it interesting is that Adam Welfare of Historic Environment Scotland and Aberdeenshire Council’s Archaeology Service publicized the circle as a genuine ancient site in the media and spread the story all over Scotland, prompting the former owner of the land to contact him and confess to having built the circle himself. “These types of monument are notoriously difficult to date,” said an assistant at the Aberdeenshire Council by way of explanation. He added that the former land owner did a really great job setting up the stones, and they were quite picturesque. And that is a great example of why you don’t go trumpeting things in the media before doing the research! Imagine what would have happened if the former landowner had died or didn’t see the news? Meanwhile, the Science Channel has announced a new series starring Blue Nelson and Mike Arbuthnot, who will attempt to discover whether the Vikings penetrated into the interior of North America, as so many speculative histories have suggested since the early 1800s. If those names sound familiar, they should. Cable is a small world of constantly repeating faces. Both men are archaeologists and veterans of the History Channel traveling circus. Nelson and Arbuthnot both starred in History’s Found, a 2016 one-and-done failed series in which they attempted to investigate antiques and artifacts discovered by members of the public. Arbuthnot also served as an archaeologist for America Unearthed, where in season 2 he participated in Wolter’s quest to find Viking settlements in the continental United States—coincidentally the same subject as his new series! The new series, entitled, depressingly, America’s Lost Vikings, will be more scientific than America Unearthed and will use experimental archaeology techniques to test whether the Vikings had the technology and the gear to make the journey into the interior of the continental United States. A Science Channel executive described the series in statement given to Real Screen last week: “The question of just how much of North America the Vikings explored hasn’t been investigated to this degree,” Science Channel general manager Marc Etkind said. “The latest scientific technology may help us answer just how far they got, where they went and who they encountered.” You know, like Bigfoot or something. After all, what do we know about who was living in the Americas before Europeans? The show’s executive producer at Arrow Media, the British company producing the show (and—disclosure—one that previously contacted me about appearing in a show that never made it to air), described Viking incursions into the continental United States as “one of the greatest unanswered questions in U.S. history.” I can’t see how that is true, but it is fascinating that the only major documentaries to air in the U.S. about the peopling of the Americas in the past few years have been about Europeans colonizing or exploring the United States. This documentary follows the Vikings on what, to the best of evidence, are at best unproven incursions far south of their known settlement in L’anse aux Meadows in Newfoundland. The previous show, last year’s CBC/Smithsonian Channel documentary about the Solutrean hypothesis similarly followed prehistoric residents of Spain as they embarked on an almost certainly imaginary journey to colonize America before the Native Americans. Several shows on the Travel Channel (sister station to Science) have postulated that America was colonized by a race of Caucasian giants or by a completely different species of hominin rather than acknowledging Native Americans as the first peoples in the Americas. The real question is why TV producers think it wouldn’t be equally interesting to watch experimental archaeologists try to recreate and test the various hypotheses for how Native Americans entered the Americas (ice-free corridor, coastal boats, etc.) and survived the Ice Age Americas.
56 Comments
EAGLE FEATHER
1/22/2019 09:00:42 am
My thanks to Jason Colavito for his thoughts.
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William Fitzgerald
1/22/2019 09:31:40 am
We know the Vikings made it to what is now Canada. We know the Vikings were able to "penetrate" into Eastern Europe. So, it is possible for the Vikings to have explored or "penetrated," if you want, into the interior of North America. There were certainty routes they could have taken and the methods they used in Eastern Europe would have worked in North America. The problem is this is all speculation. Outside of L'Anse aux Meadows there is no conclusive proof that Vikings were present anywhere else in North America (outside Greenland if you count this as part of NA); though it seems highly likely they did explore the Atlantic coast of North America, there is nothing much concrete. Which indicates their presence was fleeting and short-lived.
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Joe Scales
1/22/2019 10:45:22 am
"This to me, would be the best evidence towards proving the Vikings had a significant presence in North America."
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FOR THE RECORD
1/22/2019 11:33:31 am
I call on Mr. Colavito to summon the biologists.
Joe Scales
1/22/2019 11:58:02 am
"There is no evidence that 'Indians existed' in America prior to Columbus..."
American cool "Disco" Dan
1/22/2019 12:35:47 pm
And where are you institutionalized?
FOR THE RECORD
1/22/2019 12:51:33 pm
The Indus Colony Rehabilitation Center III.
American cool "Disco" Dan
1/22/2019 04:11:52 pm
Mental patient: Wouldn't it make more sense to use epidemiologists?
Uncle Ron
1/22/2019 04:32:27 pm
:. . . though it seems highly likely they did explore the Atlantic coast of North America, there is nothing much concrete."
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V
1/23/2019 12:40:36 am
If you look at Scandinavian expansion patterns, they only turned inland when they were forced away from the waterways by other peoples they couldn't handle. Their entire way of life was predicated on coastal living. It doesn't make sense for them to have gone inland BEFORE expanding along the coast. They also left a metric shitton of trash everywhere they went that is highly distinctive; it is beyond the greatest stretch of reason that they suddenly changed THAT in North America even if the native populations DID force them immediately inland. Ergo, the best evidence of Viking presence outside Nova Scotia would be...exactly the kind of evidence we have IN Nova Scotia, and all over Europe, Iceland, and Greenland, and even into the northern reaches of Africa: Scandinavian trade goods, buttons, clothing, embroidery, naalbinding, ships, etc. Their group of cultures were very much distinctive, just as much so as Roman and Celtic cultures were. "Plain" was not in their cultural vocabulary, so it should relatively easy to find traces of the very distinctive animal interlace they left in ABUNDANCE everywhere we KNOW they've been. Epidemiology isn't clear enough to pinpoint the specific cultural cause; it's not as if there weren't dozens of cultures that could have introduced new diseases to an area, and given that many of the diseases Europeans DID bring jumped to human beings from animals in the first place, that's actually very much a BAD way to prove "Vikings Were Here." It's far more likely to point to domestication attempts or intermingling of disparate native populations.
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William Fitzgerald
1/23/2019 01:47:02 am
I agree finding material culture remains is the best way to estiblish presence. But, when short of that standard, what can you use to establish a presence or help rule it out. Determining population bottle-necks, while imprecise, is one way. Will it tell us that Vikings were here? No. But, if a bottle neck can be estiblished as occurring around say 1000 years ago, then that is pretty good evidence.
BEAR CLAW
1/23/2019 06:59:25 am
Be more analytical.
BEAR CLAW
1/23/2019 07:04:59 am
When you go into an average American household, you don't find badges, batons, tasers, and guns. That doesn't mean the Sheriff or Police Chief doesn't have a presence. Geez, wake up call.
Joe Scales
1/23/2019 09:49:48 am
"But, when short of that standard, what can you use to establish a presence or help rule it out."
A Buddhist
1/23/2019 10:17:21 am
V: Don't you mean "evidence of Viking presence outside Newfoundland would be...exactly the kind of evidence we have IN Newfoundland"? Because the Norse settled in Newfoundland, not Nova Scotia (as far as we know).
bear claw
1/23/2019 08:49:38 pm
Viking penetration inland - it's called a Sebring.
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Riley V
1/24/2019 06:36:52 am
I would hold that the “Vikings” penetrated many of the Scot maidens. Hence the Tradition of First Footing.
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American Cool "Disco" Dan
1/25/2019 02:19:01 pm
Are you a Foot Fucker Focker?
Machala
1/22/2019 11:05:51 am
Jason,
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David Bradbury
1/22/2019 02:46:13 pm
"To the best of my knowledge we've never found any Native American artifacts among the booty brought back to Norway, Denmark, or Swedan, by the Vikings."
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orang
1/22/2019 09:11:25 pm
I once read a book which tried to show that Norsemen penetrating into North America. It talked a lot about the KRS as real and about stone mooring holes along waterways. The unique thing in the book was that it claimed that the Norsemen in Iceland and Greenland, once they converted to Christianity, paid tithes to the Catholic church, and these tithes were usually paid in trade goods, not money. Furs were part of the tithes, and usually included animals that did not exist in either country. These animals could only be found in North America. I don’t know what kinds of animals they were, but the claim was made that the Vatican has records of these tithed goods. Anyhow, this went on for a couple of hundred years. The author said that it indicated that the Norsemen either collected the furs from a trading post collection system on the east coast or from extensive interior trapping on their own. I don’t know how true any of this is.
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William Fitzgerald
1/22/2019 09:19:33 pm
Good luck in Ecuador! Out here in the Marianas the uniform of the day is still the uniform of day, despite the endless summer (and no mountain to retreat to).
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BIG EAGLE
1/22/2019 11:28:54 pm
What about the 'North Star Trail' from Corpus Christi Texas to Mounds Park Minnesota? Pretty middle of the road.
BEAR CLAW
1/22/2019 11:32:08 pm
The Vikings traded with the women of the Vatican, to reduce their size.
Shane Sullivan
1/22/2019 11:22:12 am
I had a family of grackles living in my furnace last year. The babies were easy enough to remove by hand wrapped in a blanket, but the mother was a bit more cagey. Like you, I had to chase her around until she flew out the door--fortunately for me it was a warm May evening.
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SWAN, CROW, then PENQUIN
1/22/2019 11:46:41 am
It's too cold outside, I want to go south for the winter. Oops, that's a reason to colonize America.
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Shane Sullivan
1/22/2019 05:40:37 pm
And yet another reason why the Kensington Runestone is fake. It's significantly warmer in Oslo right now than it is in Kensington.
POLAR BEAR
1/22/2019 06:34:32 pm
“Followers of Thor. The journey north is long, it is not to be taken after the solar equinox. Take only those who are strong enough to survive such a journey. A river flowing north will lead you to the sea. When you come to a great sea, place your Runestone along its shore. The Knights will come for you.”
American Cool "Disco" Dan
1/22/2019 07:37:40 pm
Two questions:
FOR THE RECORD
1/22/2019 07:59:53 pm
The Indus Colony Rehabilitation Center III.
American Cool "Disco" Dan
1/22/2019 09:16:23 pm
Jason, permission to urge "For the Record" to kill himself?
Joe Scales
1/23/2019 09:54:48 am
And take the cosplayers with him...
"Big" Tom English
1/23/2019 12:13:36 pm
In keeping with the off topic tone of some of the comments, I wish to inform everyone that I have a thirteen inch penis.
Joe Scales
1/23/2019 01:25:19 pm
In which orifice?
Greeks
1/23/2019 05:11:12 pm
Our brains are 13 miles long. Squished inside our skulls, the tube has created so many synaptic connections it appears as a single 3-lobed object.
bear claw
1/23/2019 07:40:52 pm
They call us Tripods. We have been here all along. Our brains have recorded everything. We don't need to read someone elses OPINION to make an argument. The facts speak for themselves.
BEAR CLAW
1/22/2019 06:49:20 pm
“Go no further north, winter seasons will seize from thee what the trek has not already taken - Zeus Orin Thorval, 1002 AD.”
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BIG FEATHER
1/22/2019 06:59:27 pm
Only a chieftain is allowed to speak the language of the ancestors. “It is our good fortune that their men are not red with blood, or we would not be standing as tall.” - Chief Beowulf
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Campblor
1/22/2019 09:20:26 pm
If America’s Lost Vikings is going to be more scientific, then they will need the services of a forensic geologist... just so happens I know a guy 😀
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An Anonymous Nerd
1/23/2019 12:25:20 am
So much that could be said....I'll just say a few of them I guess.
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BEAR CLAW
1/23/2019 06:55:20 am
1. Cowboys are Indians, or should we say Indians mixed with Vikings. Bloodthirsty? Just a myth, what evidence do you have that says otherwise?
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An Anonymous Nerd
1/23/2019 07:27:49 pm
[You just made an argument for the Vikings.] No I did not. There is archaeological and other evidence for cultures that had nothing to do with Vikings.
Bear Claw
1/23/2019 07:37:41 pm
1. The Vikings had to mix with someone. Cited.
Jim
1/23/2019 10:22:03 pm
Nobody likes a bitter confection.
American Cool "Disco" Dan
1/23/2019 11:16:57 pm
And a sizeable percentage of cowboys were black so when did the Indians and the Vikings go to Africa to make black people? Where the original American blacks came from is not in doubt because the Jew slave traders kept receipts and other records.
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Jason fakes
1/23/2019 02:29:25 am
What not a word loser about the Stolen Valor phony Vietnam vet harrasing children along with leftist bigots? Like you.
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Joe Scales
1/23/2019 10:00:10 am
I don't believe Jason jumped the gun on that one. Nor is it any relation to what's being discussed. Fair is fair, you know. So off with you and your bullshit politics.
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Joe Scales
1/24/2019 12:55:49 pm
You know... I liked this place much better when there was just one fake indian.
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bear claw
1/24/2019 04:13:59 pm
What's your definition of an Indian?
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American Cool "Disco" Dan
1/25/2019 02:17:50 pm
Ladies and Gennimen, this is what is known in the trade as "a fucking lie".
Accumulated Wisdom
1/29/2019 09:36:26 pm
Brilliant Minds of this Blog,
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Amphibian Cool "Disco" Dan
1/30/2019 01:44:47 am
You stupid, stupid, stupid heterosexual faggot.
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Accumulated Wisdom
1/30/2019 02:07:45 am
I shall return to piss on your ashes, Felcher. Enjoy docking with Joey Putz. AKA Niel Dickson Dan's mouth
Ambiguous Cool "Disco" Dan
1/30/2019 03:10:49 am
Are you a piss fetishist Focker? Maybe you should run crying to Wolter after he told you not to come here.
Joe Scales
1/30/2019 10:13:51 am
Though rattling a lunatic's cage can be fun and all... given Anthony's complete mental breakdown on multiple threads now, well... that's where I get offboard. Don't have the heart to worsen his condition. And it's worsening. Bigly.
Anarchist Cool "Disco" Dan
1/30/2019 01:17:00 pm
I have Szaszomania so I will continue to treat him as a normal person as long as he tries to pretend to be a normal person. Your comment will be posted after it is approved.
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