Last night on the debut of his Late Show, Stephen Colbert announced that viewers were witnessing television history: “You are witnessing history, and like most history, it’s not on the History Channel,” he said. Nor is it in books or on the internet, if today’s roundup of weird ideas can be believed. Let’s start today with a press release announcing that the lost treasure of the Knights Templar has been found—in Chicago.
Music educator Michael Droste has published a book called Templar Treasure Found, and the press release makes plain that it is your standard amateur pseudohistorical fantasy. The author assumes that the modern Masonic Knights Templar are directly related to the medieval Knights Templar, and concludes that because the Masonic Templars held a massive conclave in Chicago in 1910 that they therefore hid the medieval order’s treasure in the city. He claims to know where this treasure is, but instead of finding it for himself, he’s charging $10 per person to tell you where it is. The interesting aspect of the book, though, is that it is grounded in Scott Wolter’s conspiracy theories and alleges that the Hooked X® is the key to finding the Templar treasure!
Our second item for today comes from our friend Nick Redfern, though the mistake I’m about to explore is not his. It is merely one he repeats because he trusts a secondhand source uncritically. In an article on Mysterious Universe he looks at whether peacocks are associated with the chupacabra and other paranormal entities. In so doing, he cites Ebenezer Cobham Brewer’s Dictionary of Phrase and Fable (vol. 2) to give the legend of the peacock:
The peacock’s tail is the emblem of an Evil Eye, or an ever-vigilant traitor. The tale is this: Argus was the chief Minister of Osīris, King of Egypt. When the king started on his Indian expedition, he left his queen, Isis, regent, and Argus was to be her chief adviser. Argus, with one hundred spies (called eyes), soon made himself so powerful and formidable that he shut up the queen-regent in a strong castle, and proclaimed himself king. Mercury marched against him, took him prisoner, and cut off his head; whereupon Juno metamorphosed Argus into a peacock, and set his eyes in its tale.
I am pretty well-versed in mythology, and I’ve never heard that version of the story. I have, however, heard of Ebenezer Cobham Brewer and know enough not to trust him.
The standard version of the Argus myth lacks any Egyptian or Indian elements. In the standard version, Hera (Latin: Juno) gives Argus Panoptes (the all-seeing) charge over Io so that Zeus cannot rescue the lover he changed into a cow to hide her from Hera. Hermes (Latin: Mercury), however, kills Argus in order to free Io, and Hera immortalizes Argus by placing his eyes on the tail of the peacock, her sacred bird. The story is told in Ovid’s Metamorphoses at 1.624ff. and 2.531.
So how did Brewer end up turning Ovid’s fable into an Egyptian adventure? That’s an interesting question and one whose answer is simultaneously clear and confounding.
The simple answer is that Brewer is a very bad source. We’ve encountered him before on this blog, where his reliance on secondhand sources he poorly understood in his Dictionary of Miracles (1901) had him incorrectly reporting that Hungary’s King Stephen routinely flew through the air while praying to God. My investigation into Brewer’s poor historiography in that case clued me in that his claims about Osiris and peacocks are probably equally shoddy.
It didn’t take long to figure out that Brewer was copying nearly verbatim from the Classical Manual, an early nineteenth century commentary on Pope’s translation of Homer and Dryden’s translation of Virgil. The entry for Argus should look familiar:
Argus. This prince was supposed by the Egyptians to be the brother of Osiris, king of Egypt, who, on his departure for the conquest of India, left the regency of his dominions to his queen Isis, appointing Argus to be her minister, Mercury her counsellor, and Hercules commander of her troops.
The author then tells the remainder of the story as Ovid gives it.
OK, so that’s the direct source. But where did that author get the idea that Argus was Osiris’s brother? Here our author has conflated different characters with the same name in the name of euhemerizing a myth he considered too fanciful. When our author wrote (the earliest edition I can find is from 1827), rationalizing mythology was all the rage, under the influence of the Abbé Banier’s Mythologie et la fable expliqués par l’histoire (1711/1738), whose ideas were incorporated into the Classical sections of Diderot’s Encyclopédie and through it the Encyclopaedia Britannica and its imitators.
To cut a very long story of transmission short, the Classical Manual echoes but amplifies and reverses Banier, who in volume 1 of his Mythologie, announced that he planned to “explain” Ovid’s myth of Argus and Io by reducing it to history. He identified Zeus with Apis, the bull-god, and Argus as merely a vigilant man. From such warrants, our author has chosen to ignore Banier’s conclusion that the myth could not be Egyptian, as Apollodorus (Library 2.1.3) and Hyginus (Fabulae 145) had claimed, and instead identifies the hundred-eyed monster Argus with a separate character, King Argus of Argos, son of Zeus and Niobe. The warrant for this seems to be that the Greeks fancied Osiris king of Argos, a claim in turn derived from an identification of Osiris with King Apis of Argos. That story, which is the original of the whole sorry mess, is told in Eusebius’s Chronicle and Augustine’s City of God 18.5. The latter gives the story thus:
In these times Apis king of Argos crossed over into Egypt in ships, and, on dying there, was made Serapis, the chief god of all the Egyptians. Now Varro gives this very ready reason why, after his death, he was called, not Apis, but Serapis. The ark in which he was placed when dead, which every one now calls a sarcophagus, was then called in Greek σορὸς, and they began to worship him when buried in it before his temple was built; and from Soros and Apis he was called first [Sorosapis, or] Sorapis, and then Serapis, by changing a letter, as easily happens. It was decreed regarding him also, that whoever should say he had been a man should be capitally punished. And since in every temple where Isis and Serapis were worshipped there was also an image which, with finger pressed on the lips, seemed to warn men to keep silence, Varro thinks this signifies that it should be kept secret that they had been human. But that bull which, with wonderful folly, deluded Egypt nourished with abundant delicacies in honor of him, was not called Serapis, but Apis, because they worshipped him alive without a sarcophagus. (trans. Marcus Dods)
So, Apis of Argos was identified with the Egyptian Apis Bull because of a sound-alike name. Because the Egyptian Apis was an aspect of Serapis, who was also Osiris, Osiris became the brother of Argus, the eponym of the territory of Argos. And thus Osiris was now a Greek king! From all of that, our author identified Argus, brother of Apis with Argus Panoptes and roped all the Egyptians into a Greek myth. From there, Brewer picked up the story, and Redfern repeated it, unaware of the underlying sources.
There’s a bit of irony: Many scholars of mythology think that Argus of Argos, Argus Panoptes, and Argus the builder of the Argo are all derived from an ancient Mycenaean mythological figure, though whatever story was told of him is too far gone to recover. (Added weirdness: Jason, of Argo fame, had a son named Apis, according to Pausanias in Description of Greece 5.1.8.)
Anyway, the lesson remains as it always has: Don’t trust secondary sources. Always verify with a primary source.
9/9/2015 12:25:48 pm
I live in Chicago, and I'm sorely tempted to buy that Templar book. He describes the treasure as being in the "Chicago Metropolitan Area," so I'm sure the location will be one of the Masonic lodges out in the burbs, but it might be worth a giggle.
9/9/2015 02:02:52 pm
Apus means 'bird of paradise' not bull. Apis, Egyptian word, means bull. Mixing these two is like calling Maya Mia, because both sound alike in English. The Mayans, the lake people, and the Miami people, another lake people, are not related. Colonial Martha's Vinyard is not named because of Vinland, but after 'vines' of grapes. Much of these like sounding words are amusing. One would think these alleged scholars would check them to see if it means the same in other languages. What is slang in one language may sound harmless in another.
9/9/2015 03:15:45 pm
Let me see if I understand this correctly. You know where a priceless treasure is hidden, but instead of finding it yourself, you are willing to tell me the location for ten dollars. Reminds me of the kid I knew in grade school you sold me his chance to be President for a nickel.
9/9/2015 05:18:21 pm
The omission of the Egyptian tale from later editions of Brewer (my copy's the 1981 revision) should have given Nick a clue that something was amiss.
9/10/2015 12:44:40 pm
I'm pretty sure the Templar treasure was found under Trinity Church in NYC.
9/10/2015 01:06:27 pm
Actually, I found it, after going rogue of course, and I will share it's location with you...$29.99. That's just twenty nine ninety nine. [youractualchancesoffindingtreasurenotguaranteedyourmileagemayvaryoffersubjecttochangeatanytimewithoutnotice] Just twenty nine ninety nine! Act now, operators standing by.
9/10/2015 05:53:59 pm
Most fringe guys have not the least idea of primary sources. And if you point them to a passage, they just read this one passage -- if you are lucky. In order to overcome the ignorance or misuse of sources, there is only one way: These guys have to read at least one source from beginning to end, to get a feeling what it means to read an ancient text. This would be a start. I suggest Herodotus' works for beginners.
9/10/2015 08:15:55 pm
I read Herodotus when I was a lot younger and still in school. I enjoyed his work, but is not the greatest source for the truth about history. As my professor was fond of saying "Herodotus never let truth get in the way of a good story...no matter how outlandish and unbelievable."
9/11/2015 01:42:52 pm
Well, I disagree. Because Herodotus explicitly calls it a myth or unbelievable, when he reports unbelievable things. Under this perspective, he is very scientific. If you do not know an answer, you express that you do not know, and present the likely.
9/14/2015 11:40:34 am
I feel Herodotus did the best he could with the material to hand, but obviously he was only as good as his sources. Even then, he was not uncritical. For example, see his remarks on the circumnavigation of Africa.
9/11/2015 05:31:26 pm
Thorwalde, there is a difference between "unbelievable things" and "untruthful things." A lie isn't a very good lie if it isn't believable. Like most ancient sources, Herodotus should not be trusted without verification from other sources and/or archeology. Scholarship in his time was nothing like scholarship in our time, and it's a mistake to trust "renowned scholars" of the past to meet modern standards.
9/12/2015 07:39:38 am
9/11/2015 02:47:59 pm
Hmmm, perhaps The Sears Tower was renamed The Willis Tower to put treasure hunters off the scent?
9/11/2015 11:41:02 pm
About ten years ago, the parking meter outside the Hard Rock in Chicago ate my brother's quarter for no apparent reason.
9/12/2015 06:07:52 am
Serapis was a Hellenistic era invetnion based on aspects of Osiris, Apis and Dionysus.
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