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Review of Ancient Aliens S19E07: “Close Encounters of the Fifth Kind”

2/24/2023

15 Comments

 
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​Two seasons back, American Horror Story fantasized for half a season that ufology’s fever dreams of alien contact were all true. In Ryan Murphy’s telling, space aliens crashed their UFO into the Earth, Dwight Eisenhower established the Majestic-12 to negotiate an agreement with the aliens that involved selling humans for experimentation in exchange for technology, and he and Richard Nixon worked with alien ambassador Valiant Thor while keeping the aliens secret from Democrats. Or something like that. It seems that somebody at Ancient Aliens was watching because they decided to make their own version of the same set of familiar lies, recycling claims from earlier episodes into a narrative of U.S. government direct involvement with space aliens—with no concern whatsoever for the blatant contradiction between this set of fantasies and the allegation from past weeks that a Pentagon UFO office is a major achievement because we have no knowledge of or contact with space aliens.
​Segment 1
The first segment briefly reviews recent headlines about government UFO nonsense, from Congress mandating a report on historical UFOs back to 1945 to various officials talking about space aliens. Naturally, the New York Times serves as the warrant for why this is a serious topic. George Knapp literally says this—that the Times provided “political cover” to allow Congress to push through UFO legislation. As you, of course, recall, the Times stories from 2017 to 2022 were largely the work of alien abduction believer Ralph Blumenthal and paranormal enthusiast Leslie Kean, both pretending not to be advocates for ufology. Travis Taylor shows up the flaunt his credentials as (unofficial) “chief scientist” for the Pentagon’s UAP Task Force, and then the show throws the story back to “the man who held Travis Taylor’s position sixty years ago,” J. Allen Hynek. (He did not hold the same position since Taylor’s “chief scientist” job wasn’t a formal position; Hynek was a scientific consultant to Project Blue Book.) Hynek’s favorite UFO encounters are listed, followed by a discussion of Hynek’s “Close Encounter” categories 1 to 3. After Hynek, categories 4 (alien abduction) and 5 (interaction with aliens) were added to the list. The show pays lip service to the idea that ancient gods were aliens communicating with humans and the segment ends with a promise to discuss parlays with ETs.
​Segment 2
We start with the alleged crash of a UFO and its four aliens in Kingman, Arizona in 1953, seized by the government and sent to Area 51 and claims that one of the aliens, named J-Rod, joined the U.S. government to work on reverse engineering the flying saucer. This story is one of Frank Scully’s from Behind the Flying Saucers. This leads, just as it did in American Horror Story, to the tale of Valiant Thor. Ancient Aliens did a segment about the hoax of Valiant Thor back in 2016, and this time the show doesn’t bother even to give the cursory details it did then. It simply assumes you accept that a space alien and Dwight Eisenhower were hammering out American policy together. Tsoukalos claims Thor was secretly guiding global politics. 
​Segment 3
The third segment repeats material from a 2022 segment about Prince Philip’s interest in UFOs. Philip supposedly employed his equerry, Sir  Peter Horsley (served 1953-1956), to look into UFOs for him, and Horsley claimed that in 1954 he met with a psychic space alien disguised as a human with unnatural knowledge of Britain’s UFO secrets—or so he claimed in his autobiography, 43 years after his “alien” encounter. Horsley, like Philip, was apparently paranormally inclined and gullible. A rapid list of alleged UFO sightings at nuclear bases, with no description or factual evidence, leads to David Childress alleging aliens want to stop nuclear war in what we can only describe as the most efficient way possible—shining silverly lights around military bases and holding ambiguous, indirect interviews with figurehead royals’ assistants.
​Segment 4
The fourth segment recalls “contactee” George Adamski’s weirdly homoerotic encounter with Orthon, the androgynous alien twink he later claimed to be unnervingly attracted to. The segment discusses Adamski’s messages from the aliens, but the show depicts them as Greys instead of the sandy-haired, fine-featured white boys Adamski described, like the teenagers his biographer said he paid for sex on his lecture tours and passed off as Venusian ambassadors when fans noticed. Whitley Strieber’s 1980s alien anal probe comes up next, and it’s still clear that after all these decades, Stieber can’t tell the difference between dreams and reality. Strieber claims to have an alien implant in his ear that projects text into his right eye and gives him superhuman research skills. Trust me, Whitley, it doesn’t show in your work. George Knapp claims to believe that aliens are in “direct” contact with “certain bloodlines,” which suggests some fairly gross eugenics territory that the show skips over as it rushes to commercial.
 
Segment 5
Hacker Gary McKinnon, who hacked the U.S. government in 2002, claims to have found evidence that the U.S. government has a secret space program interacting with aliens. Even the show admits that many outside UFO circles doubt this. The late Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer’s late-in-life UFO claims are presented, with no acknowledgement that this was based on an ABC News special and not his Canadian government service. Similarly, the elderly Israeli ex-space official Haim Eshed bonkers 2020 claim that aliens have a written contract with humans for joint experiments is treated as serious.
​Segment 6
The final segment celebrates the “proof” provided by internet UFO videos but asserts that the U.S. government has incontrovertible proof of space aliens and is hiding it from us. Again, the New York Times Blumenthal-Kean reporting is referenced to give credibility to the fantasies. The narrator says “another authority” is “controlling the narrative” while articles about Israeli officials pass over the screen—not a good look, given how much the show borrows from old anti-Semitic conspiracies to begin with. In this case, the show claims the “authority” is the space aliens themselves, not Jews. The talking heads excitedly indicate that “complete disclosure” is about to occur through a gradual revelation planned “not by government agencies but by the extraterrestrials themselves.” 
15 Comments
kent
2/25/2023 02:09:20 am

I'll leave it to the perceptive reader to decide on a South Park-appropriate epithet for "equerry". Hey, Jason opened the door by using the term "twink" which many people find offensive (true of any word including "word"... you're making fun of black people who used to say "Word!" back in the 1980s).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equerry

Who knew Australia had a King?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monarchy_of_Australia

"The narrator says “another authority” is “controlling the narrative” while articles about Israeli officials pass over the screen—not a good look, given how much the show borrows from old anti-Semitic conspiracies to begin with. In this case, the show claims the “authority” is the space aliens themselves, not Jews."

Oh, sweet sweet doughy headed Jason. Who do you suppose greenlit that plot point? Civility and just general getting along demand that I put a smiley here, but isn't that just what an undercover anti-Semite would do? I'm torn.

Again, South Park.

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Hannah W
2/27/2023 02:54:30 pm

Jason: "The narrator says “another authority” is “controlling the narrative” while articles about Israeli officials pass over the screen—not a good look, given how much the show borrows from old anti-Semitic conspiracies to begin with. In this case, the show claims the “authority” is the space aliens themselves, not Jews."

Kent: "Oh, sweet sweet doughy headed Jason. Who do you suppose greenlit that plot point?"

Me: As an Israeli, that one raised my eyebrows too.

Hmm, let's see.
A visual insinuation about Israelis "controlling the narrative" of space visitors, promptly countered by a verbal denial -- but with no alternate explanation for the timing of narration and visuals.

"See, you viewers just imagined that you saw a connection."

So who DID authorize that gaslighting prank?
Who, if not the program producer Giorgio A. Tsoukalos?

Kent thinks Jason should have known that Jews (or Israelis?) were the ones who "green-lit that plot point".
He avoided the "J" word, but that's what he meant, otherwise he wouldn't be worried about the "anti-Semite" label.

Kent should have done a bit of homework before applying that popular Jew-hostile myth that the Jews dictate to the media what can and can't be said.

Tsoukalos is not Jewish. He's a Greek Austrian born in Switzerland and educated in the USA. He explicitly said on Twitter that he does not support Israel.

But he does have a fondness for conjuring up controversy, even if he has to fabricate the elements for it. He does a lot of things that indicate an insatiable craving for personal attention.

It seems Jason knows this seedy side of Giorgio from way back. I read his piece about their very first encounter.

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kent
3/4/2023 11:32:20 am

The claim/truth did not originate chez moi. Ask the dead sailors from the U.S.S. Liberty. Oh wait, no, that won't work, they're dead.

"Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that … I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it."

Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001, to Shimon Peres, as reported on Kol Yisrael radio.

James "Hey Zeus" Angleton, an Israeli dupe, had the CIA tied up in knots for decades and supplied the biggest disaster of the 20th century with uranium to kickstart their nuclear weapons program..

Barack Hussein Peanut Butter Be Upon Him (PBUH) Obama let Jonathan Pollard go, apparently in exchange for nothing.

Samuel "Skil Saw" Sheinbein, the Silver Spring Dismemberment Murderer, ended up in an Israeli prison where he somehow magically acquired a pistol and had to be shot to death by prison guards who now that he's dead retain their title of "Lowest form of human life".

The blind acorn finds a squirrel once in a while, when it's not murdering Norwegian waiters.

Hannah W
3/4/2023 03:55:40 pm

Kent replied to this post of mine, but unlike his replies to others, there was no button for me to answer him. So I will reply here to his hit-and-run.

Kent pasted this quote: "Every time we do something you tell me America will do this and will do that … I want to tell you something very clear: Don't worry about American pressure on Israel. We, the Jewish people, control America, and the Americans know it."

Kent attributed that rant to "Ariel Sharon, October 3, 2001, to Shimon Peres, as reported on Kol Yisrael radio."

Kent seems unaware that the quote was debunked within months of its appearance.

Kol Yisrael political correspondent Yoni Ben-Menachem, who reported in those days on all Israeli Cabinet meetings, was promptly contacted. He stated that there was no such broadcast, and that Sharon never made such a statement.

The quote was traced back to the pro-Hamas American group Islamic Association for Palestine in an Oct. 13, 2001 press release. The Palestinian fondness for fabricating Israeli "evil" is so familiar it has a name: "Pallywood".

The only people repeating this silliness online, for the past 20+ years, were/are those who share the frustrated dream of wiping Israel off the map. They try to rally gullible folk around an imaginary "Zionist threat to the world".

That's just to set the record straight for those who want to know. Kent likely won't care.

Nor will he care that Snowden leaked internal NSA documents showing that the USS Liberty was spying on Israel during the 6-Day War -- or that the Americans (and Brits?) were the ones to silence the survivors who challenged the narrative -- or that the NSA is STILL refusing to release the details.

It may have something to do with the special section in their facility jokingly called the "Jew room" because no Jews are allowed there. (That intel is from people in NSA's Arabic Section, and it has a lot to do with the Yom Kippur War that almost ended Israel's existence.)

But this has nothing to do with Ancient Aliens, so I'll stop here.

Kent's other comments were so garbled -- and off topic -- that they aren't worth addressing at all. But I hope he figures out someday that this is not a "Zionist conspiracy" blog.

Kent
3/12/2023 01:13:21 am

Oh, sweet doughy-headed Hannah! Doesn't understand how the buttons work, meep, meep, meep, meep, wahhhhh! Swee[t]'pea from Popeye could figure it out.

"As the years went on, Swee'Pea apparently aged enough to speak normally, and could throw punches if necessary; however, his appearance remained that of a crawling baby."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swee%27Pea

https://www.google.com/search?q=%22Don%27t+worry+about+American+pressure+on+Israel.+We%2C+the+Jewish+people%2C+control+America%22&rlz=1C1GCEO_enUS1019US1019&oq=%22Don%27t+worry+about+American+pressure+on+Israel.+We%2C+the+Jewish+people%2C+control+America%22&aqs=chrome..69i57.4741j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Of course the Israeli guy denied it. Guess who "controls" his job and livelihood. He saw what happened to Mordechai Vanunu (who except for the prison thing was a straight-up baller) for saying stuff that everyone knows. Ne knew which side of his unleavened bread was buttered.

"Kol Yisrael political correspondent Yoni Ben-Menachem, who reported in those days on all Israeli Cabinet meetings, was promptly contacted."

I don't recall saying it was in a cabinet meeting. Perry Mason at this point would say "Objection Your Honor on the grounds of 'Not best evidence'". He's just some random/befuddled/completely owned Joe/Jew off the street.

What are *you* doing if not trying to control the narrative?

"In March 2019, this time as prime minister, Netanyahu declared, 'Israel is not a state of all its citizens, 'but rather “the nation-state of the Jewish people and only them.'”
https://www.hrw.org/report/2021/04/27/threshold-crossed/israeli-authorities-and-crimes-apartheid-and-persecution

"In October [1953] one such [Ariel Sharon-led] operation, a retaliatory attack against the village of Qibyā (in the West Bank), left 69 civilians dead, many of them women and children.In October one such operation, a retaliatory attack against the village of Qibyā (in the West Bank), left 69 civilians dead, many of them women and children."

Let's see you spin that, em-effer.

"Israeli foreign minister Moshe Sharett, who had opposed any such retaliation, decried the raid as having exposed Israel before the world 'as a gang of bloodsuckers, capable of mass murder.'” -- Notice it said "exposed" not "portrayed" or "misrepresented". I find that fascinating.

"In his diary Ben-Gurion also noted, 'Were he to rid himself of his faults of not speaking the truth and to distance himself from gossip, he would be an exceptional military leader.'"

Encyclopedia Britannica https://www.britannica.com/biography/Ariel-Sharon

Not everything he did was bad but still in history's Top 100 Dewshes.

"Nor will he care that Snowden leaked internal NSA documents showing that the USS Liberty was spying on Israel during the 6-Day War -- or [...]"

No, I don't care that Edward "Ill-read" Snowden "revealed" something that was common knowledge. about something that every sufficiently advanced and bellicose country does.

Jonathan Pollard Jonathan Pollard Jonathan Pollard

"...that the Americans (and Brits?) were the ones to silence the survivors who challenged the narrative -- or that the NSA is STILL refusing to release the details."

Who do you suppose pulled that lever?

"The time has come to say fair's fair
To pay the rent now, to pay our share
The time has come, a fact's a fact
It belongs to them, we're gotta give it back"

Until that day I am 100% Team Auschwitzstinian on the West Bank and Gaza.

Did that just blow your mind? I hope so because you're in need of a major overhaul.

Bezalel
3/19/2023 11:23:27 pm

Hush hush Kent, you're stepping over twenties to pick up nickels.
Such a waste of space and a waste of a lifetime to focus on the wrong enemy-of-the-human-race. Sort of like focusing on math not physics. Study your history 100 fold more and you'll take the barely 70 year old Israel and its mossad over the thousands of atrocities coming from the 1500 year old Holy See (with its Jesuits), itself a Sovereign government: ultimate Kum-stain mistake on the globe, who still will not recognize the state of Israel, flawed as it may be. Their continued complicity will rise to abhorrent levels in the 30s, as they are STILL the only sovereign government on the planet whose stated goal (bald faced) actually is global dominion; if they fail God will punish them you know.
Calling attention to the 3000 pound elephant in the room without mentioning the 100,000 pound gorilla-BULL running 100 mph in the wrong direction is just plain...

Bezalel
3/21/2023 11:42:32 pm

Hush hush Kent, you're stepping over twenties to pick up nickels.
Such a waste of space and a waste of a lifetime to focus on the wrong enemy-of-the-human-race. Much like the waste of focusing on mathematics instead of physics. Study your history 100 fold more and you'll take the barely 70 year old Israel and its mossad over the thousands of atrocities coming from the 1500 year old Holy See (with its Jesuits), itself a Sovereign government: ultimate Shit stain mistake on the globe, who still will not recognize the secular state of Israel, flawed as it may be. Their continued complicity will rise to abhorrent levels in the 30s, as they are STILL the only sovereign government on the planet whose stated goal (bald faced) actually is global dominion; if they fail God will punish them you know.

Rock Knocker
2/25/2023 11:10:18 am

“… the most efficient way possible—shining silverly lights around military bases and holding ambiguous, indirect interviews with figurehead royals’ assistants.”

Too funny, thanks for the laugh Jason (and for slogging through another soul-destroying episode of AA for us).

Random question for the faithful: if space aliens have the technology to travel willy-nilly across the galaxies, why would they need to shine lights to “see” here on earth? Asking for a friend.

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Kent
2/25/2023 03:28:24 pm

O! Do try to follow the narrative, Friend-O, lest someone drink your milkshake.

Not to see, but to be seen. Otherwise it absurdly follows that a highway flare has vision.

"Well, the world needs ditch diggers too."

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AAA
2/25/2023 03:38:42 pm

Read The Stranger At The Pentagon by Frank E. Stranges and We Will Never Let You Down: Encounters With Val Thor And Journeys Beyond Earth by Elena Danaan.

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Bob Jase
3/4/2023 10:06:39 am

No need, I've already read Alice in Wonderland & The Wizard of Oz.

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Hans I Nelsen
2/26/2023 03:59:55 pm

Aliens are probably just stopping by for gas. They were nice for a few thousand years, raising a few monoliths into position. Why can't they help us now? It could be the price of diesel or maybe a recent Prime Directive.

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Brian M.
2/26/2023 05:05:00 pm

I saw the film version about J-Rod, it was called "Paul" and it is based on the secret files of a race of 3-breasted space alien women. I just want to know why the aliens who are here couldn't revive JFK? After all, For was able to restore life to Klatu and Paul revived Graeme Willy.

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Bob Jase
2/27/2023 08:46:10 am

"with no concern whatsoever for the blatant contradiction between this set of fantasies and the allegation from past weeks"

AKA

“I daresay you haven’t had much practice,” said the Queen. “When I was your age, I always did it for half-an-hour a day. Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”

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Hidden Secrets Revealed
3/2/2023 10:32:56 am

Just saw this on Nick Pope's Facebook - we are certainly living in the world of fantasy, full of gullible people.

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