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Review of Expedition Unknown S04E06 “Hunt for the Metal Library”

2/2/2018

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​In the early 1970s, ancient astronaut theorist Erich von Däniken was riding high on the success of Chariots of the Gods and its sequel Gods from Outer Space (a.k.a. Return to the Stars). He was a regular on the talk show circuit and breathlessly quoted in newspapers and magazines. But he was also running out of ways to top his sensational claims about prehistoric space aliens. Gods from Outer Space didn’t quite have the same impact as Chariots of the Gods, and von Däniken needed something more dramatic to fend off competition from the imitators that sprang up in the wake of Chariots. The drive for a dramatic hook for his new book brought von Däniken to South America.
​In Ecuador, von Däniken hoped to obtain pictures of golden artifacts depicting aliens and Old World peoples in the collection of Father Crespi, a credulous old man who couldn’t distinguish between a toilet tank float and an ancient ceremonial object. He got his pictures, but he also decided to make his book all the more exciting by exaggerating an expedition he claimed to have taken to an underground cave in Tayos, Ecuador, where he said he wandered through laser-cut halls and saw a library of golden books and a statuary zoo made of golden animals. “I have not told the truth concerning the geographic location of the place, nor about some other various little things,” von Däniken told Playboy magazine after the man who allegedly discovered the cave’s treasure in 1969, Hungarian-Argentine Janos “Juan” Moricz, told the media that he had never taken von Däniken to the cave shortly after Ecuadoran authorities announced that the cave contained no library of gold. Von Däniken maintained that he visited a “side entrance” but said that much of his description of the cave and its contents “is what I call theatrical effect.”
 
Subsequent efforts to find the golden library have ended in failure. To defend von Däniken’s The Gold of the Gods, his German publisher paid an archaeologist to find the cave. After six weeks of trying, he gave up. A true believer in von Däniken named Stanley Hall deceived astronaut Neil Armstrong into leading an expedition to find the cave of alien gold, but Armstrong similarly concluded that there was nothing to the story, and even Ancient Origins failed to find the library in their tramp through the Ecuadoran wilderness. More recently the true believer’s daughter, Eileen, made headlines in the tabloid media by announcing her plans to launch a new expedition and use the publicity to get a book, documentary, or reality-show deal. As soon as I heard that story a few months back, I new that one of the “ancient mysteries” channels would try to beat her to the punch and do their own version.
 
Expedition Unknown S04E06 “Hunt for the Metal Library” took the recently confessed ancient astronaut theorist Josh Gates to Ecuador in search of the metal library. And wouldn’t you know it—Eileen Hall was right there with him, getting her 15 minutes of basic cable fame and auditioning for her own series. What better way for us to mark Groundhog Day, the holiday associated with the Bill Murray movie in which he relives the same day over and over, than to relive a fringe claim that has come back over and over again for almost five decades?
 
Considering that the History channel now has two shows based, originally, on books by Erich von Däniken--Ancient Aliens (a direct adaptation of Chariots) and In Search Of (a spin-off of In Search of Ancient Astronauts, another Chariots adaptation)—this certainly calls for a chart to trace how many shows can be traced back to von Däniken’s few years of 1970s fame. It’s frankly wildly out of proportion to the value of anything he ever wrote as to border on the utterly bizarre.
 
“My job is to investigate legends, but there’s one story that, if I’m being honest, I’ve avoided because frankly it makes me nervous,” Gates said in opening the show. I can’t imagine why. It’s not really any different from the other goofball claims he examines, and if his recent flirtation with the ancient astronaut theory is anything to go by, he should be happy to hunt for alien gold. It isn’t even the first time he’s descended into tight spaces in a deep cave on the show. Maybe he’s nervous because he keeps calling the story a “legend” when it was invented in 1969 and popularized in 1973. This is a bit of a stretch for calling a modern claim a “legend” with its implication of antiquity. He must know that he’s promoting a modern story, and it’s disappointing that he never really gets into the complicated legacy of lying and hoaxing in this story.
 
The episode opens with a meeting with Juan Moricz’s lawyer—Moricz died in 1991—who explains the story that Moricz told him in the late 1960s about the metal library in the Cueva de los Tayos. The lawyer drew up a deed to the cave for Moricz, and he showed Gates a photograph of what he said was a manmade masonry gate to the cave. Spoiler alert: It’s just natural sedimentary rock in neat, flat layers.
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​Gates then rehearses the history of the claim, including Father Crespi’s claim that some of his bric-a-brac hoax objects came from the cave, and Erich von Däniken’s involvement in the story. Von Däniken’s role is minimized here, probably because he is under contract with two rival networks—the History channel and Gaia TV—and therefore there is no incentive to give corporate rivals free publicity. Anyway, Gates scans some of Crespi’s artifacts and find that many are obvious modern fakes because they contain modern alloys, while a few flat sheets of copper can’t be distinguished from ancient copper with such crude analysis. This serves as the justification for hunting for the Tayos cave, to “prove” whether the copper sheets are ancient. In reality, it’s just an excuse. The Crespi metal artifacts depicting Old World iconography are long known to be fakes.
 
The Tayos Cave itself is suitably impressive—massive, foreboding, and teeming with creepy-crawlies. It’s possible to imagine how someone might fantasize that it was the cathedral of a vanished civilization or space aliens, but there is nothing artificial about nature’s creation. I think, however, that Gates overstates how “famous” the Tayos cave and its interior are. I’m well-versed in fringe literature, and I can’t say that I either recalled the various features within the cave, nor thought of any of them as iconic landscapes. I can’t say whether I have ever actually seen pictures of some of the rock formations such as the “Hall of Stalactites” or the “Amphitheater.” It was interesting to watch Gates try to squeeze his frame into progressively smaller passages, like Wile E. Coyote pushed through ever-smaller pipes in a classic Looney Tune, but at some point, even credulous viewers will realize that a library is unlikely to be found at the end of a passage too small for a human to wiggle through, especially since Moricz alleged that he had simply walked into the library.
 
Needless to say, Gates failed to find the library, even after pushing beyond the furthest reaches of the cave ever mapped. Gates pretends that a naturally eroded “staircase” is a “perfectly proportioned” carved set of stairs, though even on screen the fact that the steps are neither perfectly flat nor evenly spaced is evident. One step, for example, is actually two half-steps at half size. At the end of the stairs, they find a chamber in which a giant phallic stalagmite sends them into awe, but they find not a single human or alien artifact in the cave system. Instead, Gates and two crew members caught a rotavirus from bat guano that contaminated their food.
 
Usually when I mumble to the screen “eat shit and die” after watching a cable TV “history” show, I don’t mean it literally. I also don’t usually aim the epithets at Josh Gates, so, confidential to bats: work on your aim! Or at least wait for Ancient Aliens to show up. I kid, of course. I would never wish illness on Ancient Aliens, just cancellation.
35 Comments
Clete
2/2/2018 10:06:19 am

I guess the bats had the perfect answer for the claims of EVD. They are, in the end, simply bat shit.

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Carl
10/17/2018 08:18:09 pm


Behind the huge claims is the empty hoax, thanks for showing us all definitively this trail is a dead end.

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ruperto moreno
2/28/2023 08:55:35 pm

GRACIAS! Thank you for your help in dunking the "legend." Mastermind Erik almost got me to believe all of his claims, since I read and watched Recuerdos del Futuro of Chariots of the Gods. He still lives to incite others and make rich and famous Ancient Aliens programs. How is it that this it is called HISTORY CHANNEL?

Machala
2/2/2018 11:14:13 am

Let me categorically state that Erich von Däniken is a liar and a fraud who got so rapt up in his own fictionalizations that he now believes them.
Father Carlos Crespi was a delusional and gullible old man who was conned by some and badly exploited by others.
Janos Moricz was nothing but an Argentinian conman who "salted" the Cueva de los Tayos with purported gold and 'ancient artifacts'.
The Cueva de los Tayos is nothing but a deep, dank bat cave ( without Batman [unless you consider Josh Gates] ) that contains no metal library, no alien artifacts, and no gold !
BTW. The film production crew were warned about the health hazards prior to going in the cave.
I'm not going to get into a long diatribe on the Cave or on the latest 'exploration' by Sr.Gates & Co. except to say that here in Ecuador, we always welcome turistas y periodistas. We are happy to assist them in spending with their dollars. You'll find us gracious hosts and excellent story tellers.But beware. Not all the guano is in the caves !

















































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Aemricanegro
2/2/2018 11:57:14 am

How long were they in the cave that they needed to bring food with them?

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Jason Colavito link
2/2/2018 12:22:51 pm

They spent the night.

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Americanegro
2/2/2018 12:37:05 pm

Where did the guano fall from?

Jason Colavito link
2/2/2018 01:14:42 pm

The cave was full of bats.

Americanegro
2/2/2018 02:21:45 pm

You understand why I'm having trouble following this, right? Were they cooking? Eating off plates? Even if you didn't know about the disease issue wouldn't you keep the food covered just to keep the bat poop out of it?

Only Me
2/2/2018 02:28:43 pm

AN, they had prepared breakfast in the open. They didn't bother to cover the area where they were cooking and even ate outside their tents.

BigNick
2/2/2018 03:03:33 pm

I'm having trouble, too. Is bat shit invisible? Is it very tiny pellets? I'm imagining, lime pigeon poop on a plate. I think I would notice.

BigNick
2/2/2018 04:14:29 pm

Should be "imagining, like, pigeon..." Damn phone thinks it's smarter than me.

Machala
2/2/2018 05:49:10 pm

Time to play "MythBusters" again....
While getting a rotavirus from bat droppings in ones food makes for a great anecdote for an adventure story, it's a load of crap ! Though the crew members and Gates are loath to admit it, there is much more likelihood that they got the case of the golliwogs because of poor personal hygiene rather then a bat deciding to poop in their pasta.
In all probability, the did NOT properly wash their hands prior to eating, after having been in an extremely unsanitary cave. The bacteria was on their hands not in their food. The fact that not all the crew came down sick, speaks to the individual's personal cleanliness.
If the majority of production team got sick, then I'd look to the food preparation as the most likely culprit. Rotravirus and Hepatitis are common, here - usually, the result of poor hygienic practices by the cook and/or the person eating the food. Also, while people take precautions to only drink bottled water, they often forget to wash their food and cook with it.
Another gift to the gringos ( and others ) we also have here, are stomach parasites such as the very common Entamoeba Histolytica which can show symptoms similar to a rotavirus. Then there's always good ole Giardia which brings me back to my original theory. Giardia is to quote CDC: "a microscopic parasite that causes the diarrheal illness known as giardiasis. Giardia (also known as Giardia intestinalis, Giardia lamblia, or Giardia duodenalis) is found on surfaces or in soil, food, or water that has been contaminated with feces (poop) from infected humans or animals.”

There's more than gold in them, thar hills, Tonto !

Jason Colavito link
2/2/2018 06:24:15 pm

Gates never said that the bats pooped in the food, only that the food was contaminated from bat guano. I agree that contamination after touching guano-covered surfaces is the most likely culprit.

Stickler
2/2/2018 07:09:12 pm

"Instead, Gates and two crew members caught a rotavirus from bat guano that fell into their food."

Jason Colavito link
2/2/2018 09:55:11 pm

Yeah, I said that upon reflection I agree that my impression was wrong and contamination is more likely. Is that a problem?

Stickler
2/2/2018 11:36:47 pm

"Yeah, I said that upon reflection I agree that my impression was wrong and contamination is more likely. Is that a problem?"

You didn't actually say that. But we can still be friends!

Semper stickle.

Machala
2/2/2018 01:00:28 pm

Apologies for that long gap of space in my post. The Inca internet gods are screwing with me today. Anyone know how I can correct that blank space in the post ?

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Jason Colavito link
2/2/2018 01:15:15 pm

Unfortunately, comments can't be edited.

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Machala
2/2/2018 07:03:32 pm

Jason,

Unrelated to the Caves but more news from South America that your readers might find interesting...

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/truck-driver-leaves-tire-tracks-ancient-nasca-lines-180968026

It is scary how fragile some National Heritage site are. I've been to the Nasca Desert and seen the lines from both the air and on land. When your on land, the geoglyphs are difficult to recognize for what they are. I can understand how this could happen and am surprised it hasn't happened before.

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Jim
2/2/2018 09:11:32 pm

Headline should read :
Jesus arrested for tampering with alien landing strips.

Clete
2/2/2018 09:05:44 pm

I had another thought. How does one get a card for the "Metal Library" ?

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Bat Shit Crazy
2/3/2018 03:37:32 pm

It seems the Bat shit is the most memorable part of the show according to comments here. I find the fact that the father Crespi legend matches that of the lost Egyptian city of the Grand Canyon and Legend of J.C. Brown kind of interesting. I guess they have a template that they are sticking to?

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dubious f
2/3/2018 05:56:25 pm

Also, it is a problem to explore or dwell in a bat cave. Bat's guano contains urea that breaks down into ammonia quite effectively, making the air at ground level unbreathable. Spending hours in there seems unlikely. There is no Alfred Pennyworth to keep it clean...

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Americanegro
2/3/2018 07:57:23 pm

You're trying way too hard to science, bro. Ask yourself, where do the bats sleep? If you think the ammonia stays near the ground, that's not how gaseous diffusion works. Word to the wise: the Peruvian Booby NESTS in guano.

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Machala
2/3/2018 08:33:06 pm

It's amazing how quickly this whole thread disintegrated into a bat shit discussion...but considering the original subject was a revue of a production involving Josh Gates, I'm not surprised.

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dubious f
2/3/2018 09:00:06 pm

If not, we can always count on our troll americannegro to throw things left and/or right.

Americanegro
2/4/2018 12:39:04 am

"Troll"? "Troll" Sir? I am flamboozled and demand satisfaction.

It's not my fault you can't science or spell bro,

dubious f
2/4/2018 04:22:57 am

The extra "n" is for numbing

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Americanegro
2/4/2018 02:26:30 pm

After reading the new comments just now I tried to read Marzulli's blog. I really, really tried. Soldiered on after encountering early on a pony that had been split open from stem to stern while still alive in a Satanic ritual. I really, really tried. "Here's a drawing someone made in the 19th century." I really really tried. "I arrived at work bright eyed and bushy tailed and found a dove surrounded by four candles in a pentagram, another Satanic ritual." I really really tried.

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Denise
2/4/2018 03:07:17 pm

Poor AN rest your wearied brow. I'm amazed that you survived the experience. Anyways kudos for trying something I wouldn't touch with...well...anything.

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BEEN IN THAT CAVE TOO.
2/5/2018 12:58:58 pm

As worn out and silly as 99% of the subjects covered in 99% of the ever more popular shows, covering/regurgitating the alien stuff; I confess I find Josh Gate's shows 'entertaining' and I sincerely believe that at a push, he would confess them to be 'entertainment'; following the voracious hunger many viewers seem to have for the Ancient Aliens gobbledygook in the past few years especially.
I'm quite jealous; Josh does have a fun job!
But 'a pinch of salt', is all needed.

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nomuse
2/8/2018 10:31:48 am

Aw. And here I was imagining racks and racks of pristine vinyl of Black Sabbath and Led Zep and such, with climate-controlled cases for the album cover art.

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Erich Von Dankien
2/21/2018 03:07:11 am

Jason you are afraid of the truth. Josh Gates has told me he is a believer and in a new episode the treasure and library will be shown. I have found it and Ecuador will show the treasure to the world very soon. You will be shown to be a liar and a fraud. The truth about aliens is there for all to see.

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Kristine
12/26/2018 07:48:20 pm

In the Latter Day Saint belief there are "plates" yet to be discovered . They are the same as the ones Joseph Smith found in Hill Cummorah Palmyra New York. I am wondering if there is any possibility that this metal library could be some of those plates as described in the Book of Mormon. In the Book of Mormon it is said the central American and South American lands is where Nephi and Lehi arrived when they left Jerusalem many years before Columbus sailed for the New World. In point of fact , In B.C. years. So what do you think, Erich Von Dankien?? Any possibility of that at all???????

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